[QUOTE=seba079;46959699]Every time an automated door opens in front of me I do a Jedi hand motion[/QUOTE]
I'm so glad I'm not the only one
I'm usually not easily moved and pretty cold and reserved regarding most situations.
But you put a kitten or a puppy or anything else fluffy and cute infront of me and you reduce me into a five year old that's going to aww for hours on end.
I mean seriously, kittens are so damn cute.
[QUOTE=Ogris;46962515]I'm usually not easily moved and pretty cold and reserved regarding most situations.
But you put a kitten or a puppy or anything else fluffy and cute infront of me and you reduce me into a five year old that's going to aww for hours on end.
I mean seriously, kittens are so damn cute.[/QUOTE]
This is me too, only with rabbits.
I strive to fit in with everyone irl; but the people on the internet are an impossible crowd. The more I try the more douchey everyone gets.
I start work at a new job tomorrow... I been fucking a girl that works there and she got me the job... Pretty sure that rule of 'Don't fuck people you work with' doesn't apply if you are fucking them beforehand? Right?
Right?
I feel like shit when I'm not hanging out with people but whenever I'm invited somewhere I make up an excuse not to go.
I have a hero complex and if someone asks me to help them out I do it even if it will end up fucking everything up in my life.
I think I could be in love with a girl who's possibly schizophrenic.
I don't think I'll really have it in me to be successful in theatre.
i hate online forums
Allright, got a couple confessions I could make
As a kid I was bullied on occasion, and we moved to another town when I was ~10 years old, and I wasn't able to get friends really. I was left out and bullied a bit in my new school too, and even though I tried to ignore people the best I could, I got paranoid at times: Whenever I walked past groups of people talking to each other, I often started thinking that when they continue their conversation they might be talking about me, and I was even more likely to think like this if the people were laughing/glancing at me.
Nowadays I haven't been bullied for good many years, but I still get that slight paranoia/anxiety when I walk past small groups of people, especially if they're teens/young adults. Makes my eyes tear up quite easily, as if I had a strong wind blow my eyes dry which causes them to increase tear production.
I try to walk with a confident look, chin up and eyes forward and even smile a bit, but even that doesn't help me feel less anxious when I gotta walk past these small groups of friends that talk to each other. I know it is silly to think that they'd have any reason to pay attention to me, but I can't help but to be concerned.
I also had bladder problems, often after I had taken a piss if I crouched or sat down I might have accidentally peed myself a little, just a drop or two but it always made me really paranoid about it so every single morning, when I was going to go to school, as I took my morning piss I made sure to pump out everything I could, and then I took 6 pieces of toilet paper, folded it into a soft pad and put that in my underwear, just in case I would let out a drop or two when I sat down on my desk. I've managed to get proper control of my bladder with some kegel excercises, but it was pretty embarrassing to have a leaky bladder when you're only a teen.
-I stress to ridiculous degrees. For example every time I go for a bike ride, I end up feeling sick before I leave because I am stressing about something, same with when I go to work except work tends to stress me out so much it upsets my stomach awfully, but I don't understand why. I enjoy riding my bike, and work is full of people I enjoy talking to. But for some reason my body goes into full stress mode even when I am going to do something I like.
-I want to go and talk to a professional about various things in my life that upset me, but I am too afraid incase my family finds out plus I feel terrible because I could just walk into an office and chat about my life but other people don't have that luxury. I am too afraid to let my family know that my easy-going attitude is hiding something so I don't bother ever looking into it.
[QUOTE=Bordellimies;46963598]I also had bladder problems, often after I had taken a piss if I crouched or sat down I might have accidentally peed myself a little, just a drop or two but it always made me really paranoid about it[/QUOTE]
I am 22 and still get this, along with the ever present 'spray in every direction at once' problem. I am too embarrassed to go get it checked out though.
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My boss expects me to replace him when he quits but I plan on bailing the first chance I get.
[QUOTE=Paramud;46965908]My boss expects me to replace him when he quits but I plan on bailing the first chance I get.[/QUOTE]
What's the issue here? If anything, you should let him know early on that you won't replace him so that he can look for someone else.
[QUOTE=Bordellimies;46963598]
As a kid I was bullied on occasion, and we moved to another town when I was ~10 years old, and I wasn't able to get friends really. I was left out and bullied a bit in my new school too, and even though I tried to ignore people the best I could, I got paranoid at times: Whenever I walked past groups of people talking to each other, I often started thinking that when they continue their conversation they might be talking about me, and I was even more likely to think like this if the people were laughing/glancing at me.
Nowadays I haven't been bullied for good many years, but I still get that slight paranoia/anxiety when I walk past small groups of people, especially if they're teens/young adults. Makes my eyes tear up quite easily, as if I had a strong wind blow my eyes dry which causes them to increase tear production.
I try to walk with a confident look, chin up and eyes forward and even smile a bit, but even that doesn't help me feel less anxious when I gotta walk past these small groups of friends that talk to each other. I know it is silly to think that they'd have any reason to pay attention to me, but I can't help but to be concerned.
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Good grief, that describes me perfectly. Honestly, that's slightly eerie how similar it is.
As weird (and probably disrepectful) as it sounds, I'm slightly jealous of people who've had something really horrible happen in their past. At least then there's something tangible to pin character defects on. I'm not honestly sure anyone would consider "bullying" something that happened to me. Truth be told, I'm not sure if I was "bullied" or if I'm just being a bit whingy (which may be a symptom, self-doubt, low esteem? Oh what a tangled web). I know I got rejected rather a lot, and got the piss taken on a regular basis, and I wasn't "allowed" to retaliate i.e. someone mocks something I watch, I mock something they watch, I've gone too far type of thing.
Of course, if you were to ask me to relate any examples, I couldn't think of damn thing.
OK, I'm not leaving on a negative note.
In primary school, I found some sweets on a bench. I shared them with my friends, they were gross. Next lesson, some girl came up to me and asked if I'd seen her cough drops. I discovered I could lie very glibly.
In my previous primary school, my best friend and I were flicking stuff at the teacher, and he got blamed for what I did. Hah! thought I, until later on he did it again, and I got blamed.
I once went on a cub scout camp, and my (younger) brother had been pissing me off. He had a football game for the PS1 he loved, so I hid it under the sofa. He didn't find it until I came back.
My brother used to be allergic to bananas. He's over it now, but he still hates them. One day when he was getting on my nerves, I slipped a few skins under his pillow.
When I was on my placement year one of my colleagues was doing off-site testing with blimps. One sheared a mooring tether and took the roof off a landrover. When he came back he found his office filled with balloons.
You know how most people have a foot fetish? I don't. I think they're the worst piece of human anatomy and people who like them are revolting human beings who need to shipped somewhere far away.
I can handle people saying a lot of things but when people use "autistic" as an insult or adjective it brings my blood to a boil. [b]AUTISM=/=BRAIN RETARDATION[/b]
I deeply believe that I will never have the chance of kissing a girl or acquiring a Girlfriend.
[QUOTE=erkor;46968602]I deeply believe that I will never have the chance of kissing a girl or acquiring a Girlfriend.[/QUOTE]
There's love for (almost) everyone out there!
I think Billy Madison is a funny movie.
Please don't kill me.
4-5 years back, I white knighted super hard.
It was not a good look.
[QUOTE=Mr. Zombie;46966257]What's the issue here? If anything, you should let him know early on that you won't replace him so that he can look for someone else.[/QUOTE]
At my workplace, people who express a desire to leave the company are typically fired on the spot. Since California isn't a right to work state, they don't need a legitimate reason or any reason at all to "let someone go."
[QUOTE=Cyberuben;46968631]There's love for (almost) everyone out there![/QUOTE]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aUgQPzq6ifc[/media]
I'm in college and have taken matrices classes, but I still get rows and columns confused with each other
I don't like optimistic people.
In fact, I'd rather be pessimistic (see my last post in this thread).
skyui is terrible
[QUOTE=Zakkin;46952945]One time my father walked in on me wanking, left the room for five minutes and came back, gave me a brief talk on how many porn sites can't be trusted and then suggested redtube.[/QUOTE]
i cant imagine this conversation in my head without laughing
[QUOTE=Paramud;46969479]At my workplace, people who express a desire to leave the company are typically fired on the spot. Since California isn't a right to work state, they don't need a legitimate reason or any reason at all to "let someone go."[/QUOTE]
Well if that's the case then fuck your boss. Leave and he can find his own damn replacement, with a dumb policy like that.
I'm prone to seeing how fappable I can make female rpg characters.
I made an e-mail filter about a year ago or so to filter out anything with "college" or "university" because I had already decided what school I was going to, and I was tired of filtering through all the "PLEASE COME TO OUR SCHOOL" spam. I just discovered yesterday that I never turned this filter off (after a full semester of classes). I hope I didn't miss anything important!
Even if you turn your back to it, you can't escape it: I've fallen into the furry fandom again...shit :suicide:
[sp]I really fucking deserve the boxes on this one[/sp]
[QUOTE=Doctor_Brony;46974852]Even if you turn your back to it, you can't escape it: I've fallen into the furry fandom again...shit :suicide:
[sp]I really fucking deserve the boxes on this one[/sp][/QUOTE]
how is this supposed to work? you lost and regained your fetish?
here's a confession: i can't take someone with a username and an avatar like yours seriously.
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