Shit You'd Like To Confess On An Online Forum - General

Another confession: I think Robert Downey Jr. is pretty fucking hot.

[QUOTE=Muntu;46974927]here's a confession: i can't take someone with a username and an avatar like yours seriously.[/QUOTE] Allright then. Could a mod perma this account and let me start fresh on a new one then? I'll try not to be as much of a shitposter on the new one if I can. [highlight](User was permabanned for this post ("Permaban requested" - Big Dumb American))[/highlight]

[QUOTE=erkor;46973774]I don't like optimistic people. In fact, I'd rather be pessimistic (see my last post in this thread).[/QUOTE] Oh... So then you probably wont like me then...

[QUOTE=Doctor_Brony;46974979]Allright then. Could a mod perma this account and let me start fresh on a new one then? I'll try not to be as much of a shitposter on the new one if I can.[/QUOTE] Or you could just ask a mod for a namechange (with your name, they'll probably oblige happily), get a better avatar, then improve posting.

I like working night shifts primarily because there are less customers to deal with

[QUOTE=Mr. Zombie;46975052]Or you could just ask a mod for a namechange (with your name, they'll probably oblige happily), get a better avatar, then improve posting.[/QUOTE] I think I'd rather start off COMPLETELY fresh. No bad history, just look and act like a new guy. I'm thoroughly humiliated by pretty much at least half of my posts on this account. I think a fresh start on a whole different account would be better.

[QUOTE=Fourm Shark;46975108]just make a new account and stop posting on this one and nobody will even remember you existed[/QUOTE] nothing of value would be lost, so this is the way to go

[QUOTE=Fourm Shark;46975108]just make a new account and stop posting on this one and nobody will even remember you existed[/QUOTE] I'd do that but I literally don't know how to logout because I'm a complete dumbass

[QUOTE=Doctor_Brony;46975269]I'd do that but I literally don't know how to logout because I'm a complete dumbass[/QUOTE] [url]http://facepunch.com/login.php?do=logout[/url]

I blame myself for the death of the baby sparrow that fell on my porch last summer, even though there probably was nothing I could've done.

I'm worried that if I ever get laid, which probably won't happen, it's going to be an awkward and unsatisfactory experience. Either that or I'll contract something/become a father/all of the above.

[QUOTE=FunnyStarRunner;46975768]I'm worried that if I ever get laid, which probably won't happen, [B]it's going to be an awkward and unsatisfactory experience.[/B] Either that or I'll contract something/become a father/all of the above.[/QUOTE] Don't worry, it will be. It always is the first time.

[QUOTE=Trekintosh;46975820]Don't worry, it will be. It always is the first time.[/QUOTE] And for that reason don't do it with someone random, do it with someone you trust so you won't get laughed in your face. Haven't had that experience, but can imagine it'd be shit.

A couple of months ago I did something I am proud on, but also ashamed of for some reason. When i turned twelve my dad gave me a pellet gun. But it's not just an ordinary pellet gun, my granddad gave it to my dad when he turned twelve too. It's a beautiful little but powerful rifle with a really nice scope on it. I barely ever touch it because I'm really careful with it, it's kinda antique and i want to keep it for when I get a son so i can pass it over to him. When my dad gave it to me, he told me i shouldn't shoot at animals because it won't always kill with one shot. Even after 6 years, I've never shot an animal. Not even a small bird, until a month ago.. A couple of months ago, after i woke up, i looked trough the window in my room, and i saw this beautiful hare in our yard. My parents already left for work, and because of that an idea popped up in my head: 'should I just shoot it? There are plenty of hunters who shoot hates every year, so why can't I?'. So i quickly grabbed the pellet gun, loaded it and looked at the hare through the scope for a little while. After looking at the hare, i wondered where i should shoot it. I remembered the heart of an animal is between its front legs, but because a bullet from a pellet gun won't penetrate the animal deep enough, i decided to aim for its head. And before i knew it, i shot. And the hare just tipped over and fell on his side. Dead. I was kinda shocked and thought 'oh shit'. So i quickly ran outside to the hare and looked at it. It was a good shot, right trough the skull and no damage to the body. 'and now what?' i thought by myself. Well.. Throwing it away would be a gigantic waste of such a beautiful animal. It has some really good meat on it.. 'I should butcher it' i thought by myself, but I've never done that before, nor have i ever seen someone do it. As stupid as it may sound, i looked it up on the internet. And i found out that it doesn't really is that difficult. So i grabbed a knife and a piece of rope, and went outside and hang the hare by its rear leg under a tree. I stripped the skin of, which was surprisingly easy because you can just cut a circle around his paws and pull the skin down to its head. After that i cut the head off, and proceeded to remove its organs and such. It may sound really messy, but seeing the insides this way was really, really interesting (well expect the guts because those were gross). And well, after cutting the organs away i had a nice, clean looking piece of meat. I cut the lower part of the legs off, cleaned the meat a couple of times with cold water and let the meat 'die' for three hours (which apparently is important). After that i put the meat in a plastic bag and in the freezer. Once my parents came home, I was kinda scared of my dads reaction, so I told my mom about what I did. Hah she didn't believe it until i showed her what's in the freezer. And I'll never forget what she said after that: 'Good job, son. this'll be a nice Christmas dinner'. What. My mom isn't mad? My dad still doesn't know how my mom got that hare for Christmas. I still haven't told my dad. I've told a couple of my friends, and they declared me nuts. For some reason i still feel uncomfortable telling people this, while at same time feeling kinda proud of it honestly. it was a really interesting experience. The hare tasted really good by the way. Please guys do not think that I'm cruel guy for shooting that hare. I have great respect for those animals.

[QUOTE=thermobaric;46976443]A couple of months ago I did something I am proud on, but also ashamed of for some reason. When i turned twelve my dad gave me a pellet gun. But it's not just an ordinary pellet gun, my granddad gave it to my dad when he turned twelve too. It's a beautiful little but powerful rifle with a really nice scope on it. I barely ever touch it because I'm really careful with it, it's kinda antique and i want to keep it for when I get a son so i can pass it over to him. When my dad gave it to me, he told me i shouldn't shoot at animals because it won't always kill with one shot. Even after 6 years, I've never shot an animal. Not even a small bird, until a month ago.. A couple of months ago, after i woke up, i looked trough the window in my room, and i saw this beautiful hare in our yard. My parents already left for work, and because of that an idea popped up in my head: 'should I just shoot it? There are plenty of hunters who shoot hates every year, so why can't I?'. So i quickly grabbed the pellet gun, loaded it and looked at the hare through the scope for a little while. After looking at the hare, i wondered where i should shoot it. I remembered the heart of an animal is between its front legs, but because a bullet from a pellet gun won't penetrate the animal deep enough, i decided to aim for its head. And before i knew it, i shot. And the hare just tipped over and fell on his side. Dead. I was kinda shocked and thought 'oh shit'. So i quickly ran outside to the hare and looked at it. It was a good shot, right trough the skull and no damage to the body. 'and now what?' i thought by myself. Well.. Throwing it away would be a gigantic waste of such a beautiful animal. It has some really good meat on it.. 'I should butcher it' i thought by myself, but I've never done that before, nor have i ever seen someone do it. As stupid as it may sound, i looked it up on the internet. And i found out that it doesn't really is that difficult. So i grabbed a knife and a piece of rope, and went outside and hang the hare by its rear leg under a tree. I stripped the skin of, which was surprisingly easy because you can just cut a circle around his paws and pull the skin down to its head. After that i cut the head off, and proceeded to remove its organs and such. It may sound really messy, but seeing the insides this way was really, really interesting (well expect the guts because those were gross). And well, after cutting the organs away i had a nice, clean looking piece of meat. I cut the lower part of the legs off, cleaned the meat a couple of times with cold water and let the meat 'die' for three hours (which apparently is important). After that i put the meat in a plastic bag and in the freezer. Once my parents came home, I was kinda scared of my dads reaction, so I told my mom about what I did. Hah she didn't believe it until i showed her what's in the freezer. And I'll never forget what she said after that: 'Good job, son. this'll be a nice Christmas dinner'. What. My mom isn't mad? My dad still doesn't know how my mom got that hare for Christmas. I still haven't told my dad. I've told a couple of my friends, and they declared me nuts. For some reason i still feel uncomfortable telling people this, while at same time feeling kinda proud of it honestly. it was a really interesting experience. The hare tasted really good by the way. Please guys do not think that I'm cruel guy for shooting that hare. I have great respect for those animals.[/QUOTE] I really dont like hurting animals, but at least you were somewhat humane. I know people who practically torture animals to death then leave the corpse to rot, and I find that morbid.

The fact that you went through with preparing the hare into food is pretty commendable, actually. Hunting isn't something you should be ashamed of.

[QUOTE=thermobaric;46976443]-wurds-[/QUOTE] Couldn't have done a better job IMHO. Taking the time to consider shot placement, learning to clean and prep an animal carcass, all good. I hear rabbit is pretty tasty, so I can see why your mom would be OK with it. I can't speak for your dad, but he might be proud of you for putting that air rifle to good use.

When I get bored, I go into foreign threads like [URL="http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1446267"]this[/URL], and [URL="http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1250067"]this[/URL], and whip out google translate and read their conversations.

For some reason, I never learned to ride a bike. I know how to drive but never learned riding a bicycle.

I shave down under

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[QUOTE=Kirbyfactor;46978737]I shave down under[/QUOTE] I didn't know you were Australian.

[QUOTE=thermobaric;46976443]-Hare today, gone tomorrow-[/QUOTE] Yeah well a few months ago a wasp came into my room so I got my springer tri-shot airsoft shotgun (fucker has power) trapped it in the barrel against the wall and fired, blasting it apart. Fucking wasps.

[QUOTE=Kirbyfactor;46978737]I shave down under[/QUOTE] oh jesus fuck this itches why didnt I know this

If someone is in the bathroom in my house and they are taking a long time, I sometimes go around to the side of the house to take a pee.

[QUOTE=Kirbyfactor;46981833]oh jesus fuck this itches why didnt I know this[/QUOTE] Have fun not doing anything productive for a week

I have my own fictional universe inside my head where I make up stories and shit. I even have a pretty good idea of the characters personalities, relationships, the place they live in, etc. are. None of the characters have any names though, so it's just blanks whenever a name is mentioned.

Do yourself a favor and write that stuff down.

[QUOTE=gokiyono;46982107]I have my own fictional universe inside my head where I make up stories and shit.[/QUOTE] I do this too. I've done it my whole life. Kartoffel's right. There's the potential to write out some interesting stories, given you already have developed characters and arcs.

I spent a whole week playing Papa's Taco Mia