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[QUOTE=HumbleTH;46988301]When I was about 6-7, I would finger myself, thinking it was a good way to clean my ass.[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://facepunch.com/fp/flags/pl.png[/IMG]

I once burned my tongue and throat trying to quickly down a hot cup of coffee. I was entering a building where you couldn't bring in a drink, but I wasn't going to throw it out because I just got it from a nearby vending machine. I quickly drank it and immediately regretted it.

[QUOTE=HumbleTH;46988301]When I was about 6-7, I would finger myself, thinking it was a good way to clean my ass.[/QUOTE] Was it?

I'm not dumb

[QUOTE=KennyAwsum;46988507]Was it?[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=TAU!;46987598]Was it fun?[/QUOTE] We need to know

[QUOTE=a dumb bear;46988527]I'm not dumb[/QUOTE] And you're probably going to tell us you aren't a bear either, hmmmmm

[QUOTE=thermobaric;46976443]A couple of months ago I did something I am proud on, but also ashamed of for some reason. When i turned twelve my dad gave me a pellet gun. But it's not just an ordinary pellet gun, my granddad gave it to my dad when he turned twelve too. It's a beautiful little but powerful rifle with a really nice scope on it. I barely ever touch it because I'm really careful with it, it's kinda antique and i want to keep it for when I get a son so i can pass it over to him. When my dad gave it to me, he told me i shouldn't shoot at animals because it won't always kill with one shot. Even after 6 years, I've never shot an animal. Not even a small bird, until a month ago.. A couple of months ago, after i woke up, i looked trough the window in my room, and i saw this beautiful hare in our yard. My parents already left for work, and because of that an idea popped up in my head: 'should I just shoot it? There are plenty of hunters who shoot hates every year, so why can't I?'. So i quickly grabbed the pellet gun, loaded it and looked at the hare through the scope for a little while. After looking at the hare, i wondered where i should shoot it. I remembered the heart of an animal is between its front legs, but because a bullet from a pellet gun won't penetrate the animal deep enough, i decided to aim for its head. And before i knew it, i shot. And the hare just tipped over and fell on his side. Dead. I was kinda shocked and thought 'oh shit'. So i quickly ran outside to the hare and looked at it. It was a good shot, right trough the skull and no damage to the body. 'and now what?' i thought by myself. Well.. Throwing it away would be a gigantic waste of such a beautiful animal. It has some really good meat on it.. 'I should butcher it' i thought by myself, but I've never done that before, nor have i ever seen someone do it. As stupid as it may sound, i looked it up on the internet. And i found out that it doesn't really is that difficult. So i grabbed a knife and a piece of rope, and went outside and hang the hare by its rear leg under a tree. I stripped the skin of, which was surprisingly easy because you can just cut a circle around his paws and pull the skin down to its head. After that i cut the head off, and proceeded to remove its organs and such. It may sound really messy, but seeing the insides this way was really, really interesting (well expect the guts because those were gross). And well, after cutting the organs away i had a nice, clean looking piece of meat. I cut the lower part of the legs off, cleaned the meat a couple of times with cold water and let the meat 'die' for three hours (which apparently is important). After that i put the meat in a plastic bag and in the freezer. Once my parents came home, I was kinda scared of my dads reaction, so I told my mom about what I did. Hah she didn't believe it until i showed her what's in the freezer. And I'll never forget what she said after that: 'Good job, son. this'll be a nice Christmas dinner'. What. My mom isn't mad? My dad still doesn't know how my mom got that hare for Christmas. I still haven't told my dad. I've told a couple of my friends, and they declared me nuts. For some reason i still feel uncomfortable telling people this, while at same time feeling kinda proud of it honestly. it was a really interesting experience. The hare tasted really good by the way. Please guys do not think that I'm cruel guy for shooting that hare. I have great respect for those animals.[/QUOTE] As a hunter myself[part-time pelt seller], you have nothing to be ashamed of my friend. Not only did you think of what would be the most humane and least painful way for the creature to go, but you did not waste the meat of said creature, and made sure that it's life wasn't in vein. Another thing you should be aptly proud of is the fact that you went about actually learning how to properly clean a hare, and therefore you also learned a useful survival skill that could be used in a survival situation, or whenever you want hare for dinner and don't wanna buy twenty euros at the butcher for a full hare! Tons of people will always look down on hunters, but as I have said before... You were concerned about shot placement, you were concerned about the animal possibly suffering, and you took your time. That is what makes a true hunter. One that still realizes that every creature on Gaia's planet, is something that deserves respect, and if taken, must be used in such a way that it's majesty is forever savored. Be it the creation of a pelt hat or Christmas dinner.

I hate it when I think of something funny while walking in hallways. I can never stop smiling and I feel like an idiot when walking by people.

[QUOTE=gokiyono;46988640]And you're probably going to tell us you aren't a bear either, hmmmmm[/QUOTE] why would I say that

I have pissed myself driving two times - I was sober, I just drank too much before a long ride and thought I could hold it in.

When I yawn I sound like an eldritch horror.

I have no attention span anymore, alt-tabbing in midsentence and goofing off even when I'm working on personal projects.

When I was in 3rd grade a woman called the cops on me cause a snowball I threw almost hit her car :v:

I am an alt.

I like to beat-box when I'm alone

I have a constant internal monologue that won't fucking shut up whenever other people aren't around. Sometimes I'll just have conversations with myself for the hell of it. Being alone is [del]terrible[/del] g-great.

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i was best friends with harrygomm

Turning 18 in a few months, haven't even had a first kiss. how sad kinda even sadder when actually [del]good looking[/del] alright looking?

[QUOTE=Talvy;46990086] kinda even sadder when actually good looking.[/QUOTE] Whenever someone says this I want pics

[URL="http://photos-e.ak.instagram.com/hphotos-ak-xaf1/t51.2885-15/10844085_1940632739408628_809128528_n.jpg"]ok but that's based on dates and what people tell me[/URL]

I hate how I do this but, I generally like things different than the popular stuff. I don't mean too, and I try my best not come off as a elitist hipster or whatever you'd call me. I usually just gravitate to some genre of something small, let it be a game or music, and I tend to get mad or disappointed when they are popularized and made more public for some odd reason. Because afterwards it seems that it just gets labeled as that one game or that one type of music that was in a film or game (hotline maimi and synthwave, a lot of people just appreciate it for only being in the game) In the end, I see it as my little thing that I like to experience alone with a few others or close friends, and not a large crowd. Idk I guess it's just me being a stereotypical facepunch user, and I guess I'm at least self aware :v:

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[QUOTE=Robman8908;46990218][img_thumb]http://i.imgur.com/DXXu1a7.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] you would look like the postal dude if you cut the mutton chops and grew a bigger goatee.

[QUOTE=Talvy;46990086]Turning 18 in a few months, haven't even had a first kiss. how sad kinda even sadder when actually good looking.[/QUOTE] I didn't ever kiss until 4 month before I turned 18. The days after I lost my virginity :v: It's not a shame to be "late" (or normal, as I'd say myself)

[QUOTE=Talvy;46990086]Turning 18 in a few months, haven't even had a first kiss. how sad kinda even sadder when actually good looking.[/QUOTE] Yet I'm younger, not good looking and got laid. Life can sometimes be atrocious for the wrong people.

[QUOTE=Cyberuben;46990286]I didn't ever kiss until 4 month before I turned 18. The days after I lost my virginity :v: It's not a shame to be "late" (or normal, as I'd say myself)[/QUOTE] 21 in may and virgin, not ashamed of it. Though I think next december I might lose it when my partner may come visit. [QUOTE=Talvy;46990086]Turning 18 in a few months, haven't even had a first kiss. how sad kinda even sadder when actually good looking.[/QUOTE] You'd look good locked up in a dungeon, you might want to look for a dominatrix/mistress cause I think many would love to dominate you

[QUOTE=Cyberuben;46990286]I didn't ever kiss until 4 month before I turned 18. The days after I lost my virginity :v: It's not a shame to be "late" (or normal, as I'd say myself)[/QUOTE] Wait you lost your virginity then had your first kiss the next day wat....

I believe that I could seduce any woman. I mean it. Maybe not date any woman, but I could damn near arouse interest in any woman within minutes of meeting her. Just eye-contact with me can be deadly. I'm a member of a community of men who focus on self-improvement and maximizing their relationships with women (not a pick up artist community; they don't do tricks and all of that stuff and they're actually very respectful of women and relationships). I originally came across them by accident when studying attractiveness in different species because it's an academic interest of mine. Out of curiosity, I actually started talking with this group of men because they actually seemed fairly enlightened and interesting. I tried some of their things on myself and became very in touch with things that I haven't been in touch with. As a result, I've been making my wife orgasm a lot longer and frequently than usual and the better I get at seducing women without actually flirting or directly showing interest (it would be easier if I did, but I'm married so I avoid it), the better I get at pleasing my wife and the more addicted she gets to me. Seriously, she starting to almost annoy me because she will grab my laptop out of my hands and sit on me when I'm in the middle of something. My wife sometimes makes fun of me for the stuff that I do, but she still notices the changes that it's caused. I love power. I'm having fun seducing other women just to reject them when they start overly flirtatious (such as a woman in my psychology class who kept putting her foot on my leg and would erupt in laughter when I told her to put it down). It feels so good. I know it seems douchey, but it feels so good. Also, I'm pretty fit(six pack and can do parkour) and handsome, with the exception that my hair is already thinning. I know I sound like a douche. I don't care; I feel awesome. Also, I would like to mention, I think a lot of people here on Facepunch deserve to be a little bit more egocentric and confident. My impression is that most of you are intelligent and thoughtful people and I often read posts that suggest that a lot of you don't think highly of yourselves (although, maybe that's just the posts that I've read). Maybe you're trying to avoid becoming a douchey stereotype of an annoying "generation me" person, but I really think the world would be a better place if people like you loved yourselves a little more.

[QUOTE=erkor;46973774]I don't like optimistic people. In fact, I'd rather be pessimistic (see my last post in this thread).[/QUOTE] That's why you haven't kissed a girl yet. They likely won't go for some guy who's always bitching about how shitty everything is. [QUOTE=Ridley;46990214] I usually just gravitate to some genre of something small, let it be a game or music, and I tend to get mad or disappointed when they are popularized and made more pubic for some odd reason. [/QUOTE] "made more pubic"