• Shit You'd Like To Confess On An Online Forum
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[QUOTE=Ridley;46990214]I hate how I do this but, I generally like things different than the popular stuff. I don't mean too, and I try my best not come off as a elitist hipster or whatever you'd call me. I usually just gravitate to some genre of something small, let it be a game or music, and I tend to get mad or disappointed when they are popularized and made more pubic for some odd reason. Because afterwards it seems that it just gets labeled as that one game or that one type of music that was in a film or game (hotline maimi and synthwave, a lot of people just appreciate it for only being in the game) In the end, I see it as my little thing that I like to experience alone with a few others or close friends, and not a large crowd. Idk I guess it's just me being a stereotypical facepunch user, and I guess I'm at least self aware :v:[/QUOTE] Because what felt private and special to you, or a group of people who you associate with, now feels cheapened and less unique to you now that everyone likes it.
I have Aspergers but am ashamed to talk about it.
I'm a sadist and a masochist. [sp]only with my girlfriend who consents. In fact I'm still surprised someone like her digs this shit. Makes it more exciting. [/sp]
[QUOTE=fudge blood;46991281]I'm a sadist and a masochist. [sp]only with my girlfriend who consents. In fact I'm still surprised someone like her digs this shit. Makes it more exciting. [/sp][/QUOTE] Women generally have weirder fetishes than men. My wife is actually a sadomasochist but can tell that I'm bored whenever she's had me torture her so we stopped doing that. She also has a friend who is actually really pretty and likes anime men more than real men. Although, according to my wife, she flirts with me and I don't notice, which is weird because physically, I'm the opposite of a bishonen.
[QUOTE=Lord_Ragnarok;46990988]and handsome[/QUOTE] Pics, and how dare you suggest you know all these things and not share what they are. Lame-o.
Up until around the age of 13, I harboured a huge crush on Marie Kanker. I flirt with several girls outside of college, and I fear I may never settle down with someone who I truly like. I want to start a family, but I fear I may never meet "the one". I sometimes wish I was a character in a film or TV series. I still build Lego, but only to display it on shelves because it's awesome. I love and hate the internet at the same time, because it has enabled me to meet amazing people and learn fantastic new things and do things beyond my wildest dreams; but at the same time when I fuck something up it's there permanently, and I fear it may ruin my future career prospects of becoming a professional filmmaker. Normally when I talk to people in real life, it's normally me telling a joke or repeating a movie/book quote because I don't know what else to say, so I stay quiet a lot of the time.
[QUOTE=Rhenae;46991460]Pics, and how dare you suggest you know all these things and not share what they are. Lame-o.[/QUOTE] I'll PM you, if you're legitimately interested. Also, even though I know nothing bad will probably come of it, I have a bad feeling of posting a picture of myself after posting something like that. Somehow, I feel like someone I know will start labeling me a "pick-up artist," which I am not. [editline]23rd January 2015[/editline] [QUOTE=Cannsixd;46991541]Up until around the age of 13, I harboured a huge crush on Marie Kanker. I flirt with several girls outside of college, and I fear I may never settle down with someone who I truly like. I want to start a family, but I fear I may never meet "the one". I sometimes wish I was a character in a film or TV series. I still build Lego, but only to display it on shelves because it's awesome. I love and hate the internet at the same time, because it has enabled me to meet amazing people and learn fantastic new things and do things beyond my wildest dreams; but at the same time when I fuck something up it's there permanently, and I fear it may ruin my future career prospects of becoming a professional filmmaker. Normally when I talk to people in real life, it's normally me telling a joke or repeating a movie/book quote because I don't know what else to say, so I stay quiet a lot of the time.[/QUOTE] Talk to plenty of women. And it's totally healthy that you're unsure of how much you like a lot of the women you talk to. Something like a long term relationship take a lot of consideration before jumping in. Also, if there is a woman who are talking to, always remember that women like men more than people might think. And don't keep having sex with someone unless if you want a long term relationship because they will get attached to you (or you'll get attached to them); when I was teenager and had bad options, I got attached to someone who was very bad for me.
[QUOTE=BigBadWilly;46990714]Wait you lost your virginity then had your first kiss the next day wat....[/QUOTE] Two days after, yes. -edit- no wait I read your post wrong, it's the other way around, but within 2 days, yes. [editline]23rd January 2015[/editline] [QUOTE=Lord_Ragnarok;46990988] Also, I would like to mention, I think a lot of people here on Facepunch deserve to be a little bit more egocentric and confident. My impression is that most of you are intelligent and thoughtful people and I often read posts that suggest that a lot of you don't think highly of yourselves (although, maybe that's just the posts that I've read). Maybe you're trying to avoid becoming a douchey stereotype of an annoying "generation me" person, but I really think the world would be a better place if people like you loved yourselves a little more.[/QUOTE] We're a bunch of nerds spending most of our time on a forum, what do you think? :v:
[QUOTE=Ridley;46990214]I hate how I do this but, I generally like things different than the popular stuff. I don't mean too, and I try my best not come off as a elitist hipster or whatever you'd call me. I usually just gravitate to some genre of something small, let it be a game or music, and I tend to get mad or disappointed when they are popularized and made more pubic for some odd reason. Because afterwards it seems that it just gets labeled as that one game or that one type of music that was in a film or game (hotline maimi and synthwave, a lot of people just appreciate it for only being in the game) In the end, I see it as my little thing that I like to experience alone with a few others or close friends, and not a large crowd. Idk I guess it's just me being a stereotypical facepunch user, and I guess I'm at least self aware :v:[/QUOTE] I'm the opposite, I love music and games that are popular because I have people to share it with. If I get into music or games that aren't popular I like to introduce people to them.
[QUOTE=a dumb bear;46988527]I'm not dumb[/QUOTE] *looks down* "[IMG]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/ratings/box.png[/IMG] Dumb x 1" We should be able to rate ratings.
My friend and I went ding dong ditching and he really had to take a shit so he did it in someone's backyard
[QUOTE=tempunary;46992053]My friend and I went ding dong ditching and he really had to take a shit so he did it in someone's backyard[/QUOTE] When was this...?
[QUOTE=QUILTBAG;46992063]When was this...?[/QUOTE] a few months ago There was another time he screamed monkey noises at a passing car full of black people Just to clear things up I'm not a racist and I don't shit in public
[QUOTE=tempunary;46992053]My friend and I went ding dong ditching and he really had to take a shit so he did it in someone's backyard[/QUOTE] I'm actually really surprised that I'm not the only one with this sort of experience.
[QUOTE=StickyWicket;46992193]I'm actually really surprised that I'm not the only one with this sort of experience.[/QUOTE] I'm surprised to see someone with that many social media links on their profile at this day.
I still can't tie my shoes.
[QUOTE=Neoswords123;46992631]I still can't tie my shoes.[/QUOTE] It's okay, I can't either.
I [I]really[/I] hate my brother's girlfriend, but I'll hide it when I'm around her for reasons I still don't know.
[QUOTE=Neoswords123;46992631]I still can't tie my shoes.[/QUOTE] [video=youtube;DwhbMBvV5uA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwhbMBvV5uA[/video]
I have an extremely limited set of interests and so don't talk very much unless it's about one of them. I do however enjoy listening to people for some reason, I just like hearing how different people think and what they like to do. But if you get me started on computers, certain video games, guitars, aspects of science or my favourite bands I won't stop talking. And I think I bore people with that sort of stuff because the vast majority of my friends simply aren't interested in what I'm interested in. Or at least not as much as I am. And they tend to ignore me or tell me they don't care :v:
Filmslacker is a cutie
I order these [img]http://i.imgur.com/5P9lVfb.png[/img] Still think my dik is small
[QUOTE=JohnFisher89;46993345]I order these [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/5P9lVfb.png[/IMG] Still think my dik is small[/QUOTE] a+ stealth brag, kinda lacking on stealth though
[QUOTE=Rhenae;46993381]a+ stealth brag, kinda lacking on stealth though[/QUOTE] it's really not that big. Fuck why did I even bring it up Oh man I ust made a zinger to myself
I have no self-confidence and believe I have no future.
after a few late nights, I realized I can never play Super Mario 3D World comfortably because I'll have to encounter this song. [QUOTE][video=youtube;XmDtvKD236U]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XmDtvKD236U[/video][/QUOTE] [URL="https://e621.net/post/show/582965/2015-ahegao-anal-animated-breasts-butt-cowgirl_pos"]Guys, you know what I'm talking about (NSFW if you didnt get the hint)[/URL]
I frequently dream about being a member of a japanese idol group.
I habitually hug myself once or twice before falling asleep. It was born out of loneliness from lord-knows-how-long-ago, but I've learned to deal with it.
When I am at work, I try my hardest to hold back a sneeze. I hate talking to people here and I don't want to say thank you if someone blesses me.
[QUOTE=JohnFisher89;46993345]I order these [img]http://i.imgur.com/5P9lVfb.png[/img] Still think my dik is small[/QUOTE] i've got a related confession.. i once measured my penis with a ruler and it said my dick was around 11cm long and i was kind of embarrassed and bummed out since all my friends had said theirs were at least 12cm but then i rememberd the ruler had centimeters on one side and inches on the other! haha oh boy it was a pretty funny mistake, my penis is actually 11 [I]inches [/I]long. heh but i mean it's pretty average, right? girls have told me it kind of feels like giving a birth and then sucking the baby back in constantly when i [sp]have sex[/sp] with them but i dunno...
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