• Shit You'd Like To Confess On An Online Forum
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When I play Touhou I whistle the background music when possible
When playing games, I like to narrate my playing like I was making a lets-play.
Because I am constantly surrounded by people who can't speak English for shit, I constantly talk to myself in English. Now it's got to the point where I pretend I'm streaming myself playing videogames just to keep improving my English.
Sometimes I make ridiculous soundeffects when doing mundane things (explosion sounds when setting down a glass) Or do ridiculous sports commentary during mundane stuff or games (Is he going for it? Ohh myyy goddd he's going for it! AND HE DID IT! HE HAS SUCCESFULLY SHUT DOWN THE COMPUTERRRRRR)
I talk to myself to keep my thoughts on track.
I cried watching mr. magoriums wonder emporium... that was last week.
[QUOTE=3bwii;46904767]I cried watching mr. magoriums wonder emporium... that was last week.[/QUOTE] I cry to almost anything remotely sad. Some things more than others, but I am good at keeping it in when there are other people around
I'm African American [sp]though I'm lightskinned so I guess I'm in disguise[/sp]
this could be seen as slightly embarrassing but I talk to myself often I get most of my ideas by talking out loud, and then I jot them down on a notepad and write them on the computer and make show scripts out of them I've written around 10 incomplete pieces because of this but I always find them rubbish and never look back on them I've shown around 4 people these incomplete pieces and they've encouraged me to keep writing but idk I always get a bad feeling about them, like they won't go well or they'll be an abomination and something I'll regret
We should totally bring back the anonymous confessions thread, I used to love scrolling though that. And I am pretty sure I do pretty much most things in this thread
[QUOTE=the tee;46903914]When I'm alone I always pretend I have a gun like in FPS.[/QUOTE] Sometimes when ive done the laundry in the basement, i'll walk up all the stairs like a swat cop One time I was so versed in my role that I walked into the wrong apartment
[QUOTE=SebiWarrior;46904675]Because I am constantly surrounded by people who can't speak English for shit, I constantly talk to myself in English. Now it's got to the point where I pretend I'm streaming myself playing videogames just to keep improving my English.[/QUOTE] What the fuck. Talking to self, lip syncing, to this moment i was thinking a coincidence but this too? Are you guys all me?
[QUOTE=LaTrefle;46906676]What the fuck. Talking to self, lip syncing, to this moment i was thinking a coincidence but this too? Are you guys all me?[/QUOTE] It's normal for a person to talk to him/herself for some reason (acting out things, organizing thoughts, simulating a speech [this one in particular I'd guess it's extremely beneficial]) when alone. It's fulfilling, at least for me. Really, the only reason why we don't do those in public is because of social etiquette.
Sometimes when I'm going to sleep and nobody is at home, I cover myself in pillows and pretend that I have a bulletproof super armor and make sounds of guns and shit.
I have a low self esteem and constantly self deprecate, being mostly serious whenever I do.
i dunno what to say to girls after i introduce myself
I'm a massive military nut. I like discussing firearms, mechs, PMCs, military vehicles and such. But everyone always starts up the school shooting and anti-violence topic, which doesn't fit into what I was talking about. These days I like to keep the enthusiasm for myself.
I'd rather live next to an active volcano than let my family browse my search history [IMG]http://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-saddowns.gif[/IMG]
[QUOTE=fudge blood;46907412]I'd rather live next to an active volcano than let my family browse my search history [IMG]http://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-saddowns.gif[/IMG][/QUOTE] use incognito mode
I'm deeply depressed
[QUOTE=ImpSnob;46907434]use incognito mode[/QUOTE] I used to when I lived with my family but now that I don't-- one of my first thoughts was "I can literally browse all the porn I want without consequence"
I sing like I'm in an opera when alone.
I am fairly sure I am developing a serious drinking problem, normally moonshine or craft beer. The thing is though that I have been doing much better socially since I started drinking more heavily. Up to this point I have remained fully functional and my grades are actually up, but I am worried I might crash soon.
I broke the dam.
I wish I was a girl sometimes I'd be an awesome lesbian
I'm extremely paranoid that everyone around me is waiting to fuck me over
I used to have a BAD uti when I was 15, and on the last day of school, I pissed myself because it was so painful to hold it in :suicide:
When I'm walking down the sidewalk, and a car drives by, I immediately think of how to avoid it when it obviously turns to try and run me down for no reason. Jump behind that rock, maybe, or behind that tree.
When I am day dreaming, my subconscious physically moves me about. Like every morning, when I wake up and then slowly start drifting back asleep, I suddenly jolt up and start walking in some random direction, out of my control. This led me to conducting experiments on the intelligence of my subconscious When I am day dreaming, I will randomly jolt up and sprint out of my room. So what I did after that is close the door to my room. After crashing into it several times, my subconscious was capable of opening doors. I then locked my door. After a week of just running into the door (my parents think im crazy), my subconscious was then capable of unlocking doors. Now, I severely regret training my subconscious these things. Even when in public, if im sitting down somewhere and I daze off, my subconscious will move me somewhere else, often opening doors and such to get to entirely different rooms. It happened more than once that I was on one floor of a library, I think about something, then when I come to, Im outside walking across the sidewalk. (once I found myself in a womens bathroom, I didnt enter all the way though, and no one saw me)
I sing really loudly in the car to stay awake in the morning and on the way back. It's really hard to suppress this urge around family/friends if it's a song I like, but so far I've been successful. Sometimes when they quietly hum/sing along with the lyrics, I imagine singing with them and breaking into an awesome duet/song session but will never, ever act on it.
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