[QUOTE=Vipes;46998511]I have a lot of plushies. About every other year I get at least one more. Glad to know I'm not the only one like this, because I was lead to believe this was wrong. Well, except for my dad being the only one saying it's ok. Apparently he worked with someone in his 30s who keeps plushes around and sometimes sleeps with them.[/QUOTE]
I have a bunch of old plushes in my closet, I haven't had them out for ages cause I was scared they would break. I have a dakimakura for sleeping though, it's better than just a pillow since it's bigger and softer than my current pillows, my current pillows are kinda worn out.
the only time i ever got in trouble in school was for making farting noises
[QUOTE=Luxuria;46999175]I didn't learn how to tell Analog time until last year. It's actually fucked 'cause I was just walking home with a mate and he explained it so fucking easily.[/QUOTE]
Don't they teach how to read analog clocks in school? I think we were taught that on like grade 1 or 2
[QUOTE=Bordellimies;46999674]Don't they teach how to read analog clocks in school? I think we were taught that on like grade 1 or 2[/QUOTE]
They sure do.
I bought a full size body pillow from a department store near by to replace my two smaller pillows that I hug when I sleep recently...
I absolutely hate any article of clothing. I don't like wearing clothes.
At most, I'll lounge around in just boxers at home, but I'd much rather be naked 24/7.
I genuinely love eating peas. In fact I don't have a problem with any green vegetable except beansprouts.
On nights that my wife works late, after my son goes to bed, I'm too paranoid to hang out anywhere in my house besides in my office where there are no corners, no halls, no empty spaces where someone/something could be hiding.
[editline]24th January 2015[/editline]
Also, I've watched the entire series of HIMYM at least 10 times, but there are still numerous moments that make me cry.
I'm too ashamed of my personal life to admit any of it to anyone. Even family.
I enjoy drawing cartoony alien and animal people more than humans because I've done it my whole life.
My family lost the house we lived in for 12 years to a house fire in 2013. My mom and I were asleep at the time. If my dad didn't come back in to wake us up, we would probably be dead right now. That keeps me up at night sometimes.
[QUOTE=Angus725;46999775]I bought a full size body pillow from a department store near by to replace my two smaller pillows that I hug when I sleep recently...[/QUOTE]
My mom owns a full body pillow that's made out of some kind of velvet material. It's damn comfy.
[QUOTE=kingstead;46999946]I genuinely love eating peas. In fact I don't have a problem with any green vegetable except beansprouts.[/QUOTE]
Fresh, raw green peas, directly from the pod, are like the best thing ever.
[QUOTE=Muntu;46994281]i've got a related confession.. i once measured my penis with a ruler and it said my dick was around 11cm long and i was kind of embarrassed and bummed out since all my friends had said theirs were at least 12cm
but then i rememberd the ruler had centimeters on one side and inches on the other! haha oh boy it was a pretty funny mistake, my penis is actually 11 [I]inches [/I]long. heh but i mean it's pretty average, right? girls have told me it kind of feels like giving a birth and then sucking the baby back in constantly when i [sp]have sex[/sp] with them but i dunno...[/QUOTE]
Are people taking this seriously? I fucking found this as hilarious satire.
[QUOTE=343N;47000921]Are people taking this seriously? I fucking found this as hilarious satire.[/QUOTE]
i have to confess, i thought it'd make for at least a somewhat funny joke :(
i suck at cardinal directions
speaking of body pillows, im not looking forward to live on my lonesome for the freedom of being my own man, but rather so that i can own a shit ton of things that would otherwise be an embarrassment to myself in front of my family
3rd grade, end of the year, I farted on the classroom's ceramic tile floor and since I was close to the class door, and that door was open, it echoed down the entire school hallway and into the gym letting 80% of the school hear it :v:
I never want to punch/hurt anyone because I am not a fighter,
but sometimes I really wish I could punch the [I]soul[/I] out of someone mean.
I'm 16 and I sleep with and sniff a stuffed animal that i've had since I was around 4
Every time I go for a shower, I feel the need to make stupid faces in the mirror tiles and helicopter my willy. I'm also 22 and still not come in a vag.
After a kickball game back in 2nd grade I decided it was a smart idea to piss on the field after everyone left
"Dude, what are you doing?"
"NOTHING"
[QUOTE=Zotobom;47001245]I'm 16 and I sleep with and sniff a stuffed animal that i've had since I was around 4[/QUOTE]
I'm almost 22 and I have always kept a specific pillow near me that I sleep and sniff and rub with every day. I still don't understand myself why, but it's been that way for all my life.
I met someone who has 'Alpha Omega' as part of his birth name.
When I'm walking my dog outside, I always listen to music. Now this wouldn't be weird, but I dance and sing along to it... Really bad.. really loud..
Edit:
Just imagine, seeing a 15 year old kiddo with earphones in dancing to "Stayin' Alive" and his dog shitting in the background.
That's me..
Oh oh, I got a few:
I'm 21 (22 in July) and haven't had a girlfriend. I suppose it's because I 'matured' later than a lot of my friends. Up until the age of 16 the thought of having a girlfriend hadn't even occurred to me, whereas a lot of people I knew where or already had been in relationships (none of which lasted). I only met one girl I really liked at the first college I went to, but I blew it big time. Since then I've not met another girl who could evoke the same feelings I had for them, but that might be because of me doing a Video Games course at College and University, where the male to female ratio has always been pretty skewed.
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I think I have travel sickness (again). When I was younger, around 12-15, I would get nauseous at the thought of getting on a bus, or travelling long distances. That mostly stopped after I had a school trip to Berlin (which was a 24 hour-ish coach trip) and I never had a problem on that journey, but in the past few years it's crept back. Now it's a wonder if I can manage a meagre 30-minute trip without needing the bathroom. The worst part is I want to travel across Europe when I've graduated from Uni and got some money under my belt.
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I fucking love Lego. You can't stop me from buying that shit. I had to recently get rid of my Lego-box because it was taking up so much space, and most of it was a disassembled mess. I've slowly been buying more though, but taking better care of them.
I was raped.
I don't mean the tumblr definition of rape, I'm talking about actual GHB induced rape.
[QUOTE=GayIlluminati;47002194]I was raped.
I don't mean the tumblr definition of rape, I'm talking about actual GHB induced rape.[/QUOTE]
Was the person responsible brought to justice in some way? Really, I never know what to say for things like this. Have you recovered from it?
[QUOTE=da space core;47002468]Was the person responsible brought to justice in some way? Really, I never know what to say for things like this. Have you recovered from it?[/QUOTE]
No, I never found out anything about who did it. I can't say if I've recovered. At the very least, my PTSD hasn't been too much of an issue for the last several years.
I just slept an entire day because I spent all night making a 3D model of a fountain.
Help
i've failed 3 or 4 times trying to get my shit together
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