OH my god here's a really wild one: my stepdad got drunk one night and I woke up to him pissing on my feet.
He doesn't remember anything. And I sure as hell won't be telling him :v: I'm takin this shit to my grave-- and to the internet now.
[QUOTE=Sally;47024309]I dunk toilet paper rolls in unflushed toilets and put them back on the rack.
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those rolls[/QUOTE]
why?
During a Sunday night I was at home and noticed that I didn't have any toilet paper at all, my flatmate used the last one up and I had to take a huge shit. Of course all the stores were closed in the area, so I basically rushed into some bar while wearing a pretty big hoodie. I took a massive dump in the their toilet and then decided to take all the toilet paper with me.
I put everything into my hoodie and jeans. While casually walking out like I had a stick in my ass and thanking the barkeep for letting me use the toilet. Then I ran away while loosing some toilet paper on the way back home because I ran like an idiot.
That is how you safe up money.
[QUOTE=tempunary;47024950]I've played only one Legend of Zelda game.[/QUOTE]
I've only played one to completion, and you know which one that is? [I]The first one.[/I] And I loved it, thought it was a neat little adventure game. I tried Link to the Past but once I got to the part where you fight the wizard/mage guy or whatever and everything becomes the dark world I was just like "I've had my fill" and dropped it completely
I tried Majora's Mask one weekend but I never really got into it, couldn't even figure out what to do in the town at the very beginning and gave up
I haven't seen any Indiana Jones movie in it's entirety. I have seen alot of the 4th one, which people seem to say is shit or something but I quite like what I have seen of it.
I watched two guys I was with at a festival pass out because they didn't eat and drink enough and smoked too much weed. It was scary to see them collapse and have that totally blank thousand yard stare. It's as if they suddenly turned into themselves completely, unable to interact with the outside world in any way.
They got up in half an hour and said 'that was fucking weird' and went on with their business like nothing happened. I guess this is how most accidents with weed happen; people smoke too much, become immobilized, nobody notices, get trampled.
[editline]28th January 2015[/editline]
I don't hang with them anymore.
[QUOTE=Dr.Critic;47023837]I watched the Ukraine war crimes video in the videos section and saw the brief images of the men who had either been executed or straight up killed by shots to the head. Looked really fucking nasty and I felt pretty sick after that.[/QUOTE]
I felt pretty sick as well after watching the video. Call me selfish, but I'd probably just try to get the fuck out of the country if Finland ever got into another war with Russia. While Russia has only been meddling with countries that aren't in EU so far and attacking a member of the EU would probably start a far larger shitstorm, I still feel rather uncomfortable.
(Also, for some reason FP thinks my country is Sweden, even though it's Finland.)
[QUOTE=fudge blood;47011839]I never thought big and beautiful belong in the same sentence together.[/QUOTE]
You've obviously never met a macro fetishist.
Hello
Even though my username contains "Frosty", I hate cold things.
Also "Avo" was "Avocado" before I shortened it for whatever reason.
Zakkin was a name I made up when I was about 7. I remember standing in my back garden thinking "what letters are coolest" and I came up with Z and K. Tried to mash them into a word, got Zakkin. Years later, I learn that Zakkin is japanese for bacteria.
I sometimes wonder if I could get away with murder.
I love cold things. A lot. I'd take snow over a sunny day anytime.
I fucking masturbate with ICE CUBES. I think I need to see a doctor.
[QUOTE=Zakkin;47027434]Zakkin was a name I made up when I was about 7. I remember standing in my back garden thinking "what letters are coolest" and I came up with Z and K. Tried to mash them into a word, got Zakkin. Years later, I learn that Zakkin is japanese for bacteria.[/QUOTE]
you're lucky, i found out some time back that hakita/wakita is japanese for "I came"
[QUOTE=Hakita;47027609]you're lucky, i found out some time back that hakita/wakita is japanese for "I came"[/QUOTE]
If we put our names together we become some sort of sexual disease. Hot.
I have 4 teaspoons of coffee and two teaspoons of sugar.
I take the cup to wherever I will drink the beverage, and bring the kettle to it, so as not to spill it and stain the fuck out of everything in its path.
I also leave it to cool for ~30mins
I call it 'Sweet Tar'.
Its the most petty thing ever but when stuff I post on social media goes completely unnoticed it bothers me excessively. It makes me feel like I don't exist and that the friends I have are nothing more than icons on a screen.
It really doesn't help that I rarely see or hear from my friends anymore.
[QUOTE=Miasmic;47027786]Its the most petty thing ever but when stuff I post on social media goes completely unnoticed it bothers me excessively. It makes me feel like I don't exist and that the friends I have are nothing more than icons on a screen.
It really doesn't help that I rarely see or hear from my friends anymore.[/QUOTE]
I seem to be invisible on Twitter. Usually when people like/reply to something I posted they almost immediately take it back.
[QUOTE=fredstin22;47027665]I'm not good at anything[/QUOTE]
Well, you're good at not being good at stuff.
SH is my #1 source of world news
I get hot chocolate at coffee shops
I don't have a Facebook or any social media account. Which lets me avoid situations like:
[QUOTE=Miasmic;47027786]Its the most petty thing ever but when stuff I post on social media goes
completely unnoticed it bothers me excessively. It makes me feel like I don't exist and that the friends I have are nothing more than icons on a screen.
It really doesn't help that I rarely see or hear from my friends anymore.[/QUOTE]
But it does make it harder to meet people. And makes it awkward when someone asks for my Facebook.
When I was just a wee lad, I would gather like 50 pillbugs at recess and I'd put them in my lunchbox. When I'd come home I'd take them out of the lunchbox, put them in the microwave and watch them die
I'm a horrible persom
[QUOTE=Galen;47027588]I love cold things. A lot. I'd take snow over a sunny day anytime.
I fucking masturbate with ICE CUBES. I think I need to see a doctor.[/QUOTE]
ok how do you even masturbate with ice cubes
[QUOTE=SenhorCreeper;47028536]ok how do you even masturbate with ice cubes[/QUOTE]
Shove them up your vagina? Idk
[QUOTE=SenhorCreeper;47028536]ok how do you even masturbate with ice cubes[/QUOTE]
Trust me
ya don't wanna know.
[QUOTE=SenhorCreeper;47028536]ok how do you even masturbate with ice cubes[/QUOTE]
Maybe rub them against the bottom part of the glans of the penis?
[QUOTE=Galen;47028577]Trust me
ya don't wanna know.[/QUOTE]
Maybe up the butt?
[QUOTE=Galen;47028577]Trust me
ya don't wanna know.[/QUOTE]
Sounding icicles?
[QUOTE=Galen;47028577]Trust me
ya don't wanna know.[/QUOTE]
You already did confess to it, so why not tell how you do it because I'm dying over curiosity here.
[QUOTE=ElderLolz;47029186]When I was 12 I stole my at the time 11-year old cousin's GBA, I still have it.
I'm sorry Paul, luckily you got a DS lite at the time.[/QUOTE]
i would die if this happened to me, you are (were?) a horrible person :v:
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