When I was ten, I stole the tip money from the plate that the janitor had set out next to the restrooms at an Autobahn rest stop. It was like 20 cents.
On the same vacation, I wanted to buy a little souvenir for my dad, but I found the 5 Deutsche Mark it cost to be much too steep. So I stole it.
When I was younger, I stole my cousin's Blue Eyes White Dragon from his Yu-gi-oh deck.
I make long ass posts because I enjoy freedom of expression and because I don't talk about shit I discuss on internet forums to people I know
sorry
Short girls turn me on to no end(as long as they're still properly proportioned) Girl I'm with is 5'2" and I'm 6'3" and it's fantastic
I'm 6"1' and I've always wanted a lass my size. But that rather rare.
I'm 6'2" and I prefer short (4'11" - 5'3) girls.
[QUOTE=Zakkin;47030163]I'm 6"1' and I've always wanted a lass my size. But that rather rare.[/QUOTE]
Dated a girl that was 6'. Wasn't bad, shorts still better.
I have absolutely insane anxiety against rollerstairs combined with heights. The whole thing with me moving uncontrolled at sometimes even faster than walking speed spins my motion control all over the place and I feel like I'm gonna fall off the railing anytime.
This is something that none of my friends know, not my family nor even my doctor, as I'm slowly becoming better at it and don't want to make something big out of it, i.e. anxiety medicine or something. It's 99% electric stairwalks so it's not something big in my every day.
It's not much but at least it gives me the right to say that I fought through Berlin. I took a school trip there and visited it's massive centers and railways, and I've pokerfaced through it all.
I have feelings for a friend of mine but no intention or desire to date them, despite this I still feel kinda jealous when I see them flirting with others
Like I am fully aware how dumb I'm being with this and keep telling myself to deal with it, but bleh
For the past 4 years, I have been making a country in my head.
Any time I have nothing to think about, usually when I am cooking food, I am usually deciding what course of action the country is taking and what not.
It's a marxist country in the Middle east, so far it has taken over 3 neighboring countries, which LITERALLY TOOK 3 YEARS IN MY FUCKING HEAD to do, right now the government is funding a commie militia in the country to the right of it, which has been happening for 3 weeks right now, right now they are shelling a small city with about 25,000 people in it.
EDIT: Oh almost forgot, in February 25th, they are going to have a nationwide victory parade, which celebrates the day which the government took control, I have no fucking clue what they are going to do, since most of the armored Divisions are in Absul Araad. GOD FUCKIGN DAMNIT
I have everything in my head, I can name all 400 members of Cabinet/Parliament.
I can tell you the names of EVERY single battalion/regiment/etc
I can tell you some of the internal affairs going on right now.
I can tell you the name of every major city under control in this country
I can tell you the history of the past 60 years of this country.
I can tell you every single rifle, piece of equipment, or vehicle the country uses.
I can tell you what equipment the police forcers of this country uses, varying on region.
I can tell you the name of all the prisons/gulags in the country
I can tell you what type of ammo the Kufli factory is producing right now.
I can tell you how many Urals are driving on the main Lenin highway
I have every detail about the country right now.
It's been going on for 4 years, help me, I am becoming obsessed with it.
help me
[editline]29th January 2015[/editline]
[QUOTE=Cinnamonbun;47032898]For the past 4 years, I have been making a country in my head.
Any time I have nothing to think about, usually when I am cooking food, I am usually deciding what course of action the country is taking and what not.
It's a marxist country in the Middle east, so far it has taken over 3 neighboring countries, which LITERALLY TOOK 3 YEARS IN MY FUCKING HEAD to do, right now the government is funding a commie militia in the country to the right of it, which has been happening for 3 weeks right now, right now they are shelling a small city with about 25,000 people in it.
EDIT: Oh almost forgot, in February 25th, they are going to have a nationwide victory parade, which celebrates the day which the government took control, I have no fucking clue what they are going to do, since most of the armored Divisions are in Absul Araad. GOD FUCKIGN DAMNIT
I have everything in my head, I can name all 400 members of Cabinet/Parliament.
I can tell you the names of EVERY single battalion/regiment/etc
I can tell you some of the internal affairs going on right now.
I can tell you the name of every major city under control in this country
I can tell you the history of the past 60 years of this country.
I can tell you every single rifle, piece of equipment, or vehicle the country uses.
I can tell you what equipment the police forcers of this country uses, varying on region.
I can tell you the name of all the prisons/gulags in the country
I can tell you what type of ammo the Kufli factory is producing right now.
I can tell you how many Urals are driving on the main Lenin highway
I have every detail about the country right now.
It's been going on for 4 years, help me, I am becoming obsessed with it.
help me[/QUOTE]
Anyways, the current situation happening right now in Yular, is the Red Star movement ( a Communist militia, funded by the government in my head) is currently shelling the city of Yular.
Unfortunately, the national defense forces in Yular, are making it difficult to get into the city, here is a picture.
(The green is the National Defense Forces of yular, and their 2nd armored division with 75ish BMP-1s and BMP-3s and a couple of t-55s.
I am trying to break through but I can't
Any ideas?[img]https://i.imgur.com/gPTRWam.png[/img]
[QUOTE=Cinnamonbun;47032898]For the past 4 years, I have been making a country in my head.
Any time I have nothing to think about, usually when I am cooking food, I am usually deciding what course of action the country is taking and what not.
It's a marxist country in the Middle east, so far it has taken over 3 neighboring countries, which LITERALLY TOOK 3 YEARS IN MY FUCKING HEAD to do, right now the government is funding a commie militia in the country to the right of it, which has been happening for 3 weeks right now, right now they are shelling a small city with about 25,000 people in it.
EDIT: Oh almost forgot, in February 25th, they are going to have a nationwide victory parade, which celebrates the day which the government took control, I have no fucking clue what they are going to do, since most of the armored Divisions are in Absul Araad. GOD FUCKIGN DAMNIT
I have everything in my head, I can name all 400 members of Cabinet/Parliament.
I can tell you the names of EVERY single battalion/regiment/etc
I can tell you some of the internal affairs going on right now.
I can tell you the name of every major city under control in this country
I can tell you the history of the past 60 years of this country.
I can tell you every single rifle, piece of equipment, or vehicle the country uses.
I can tell you what equipment the police forcers of this country uses, varying on region.
I can tell you the name of all the prisons/gulags in the country
I can tell you what type of ammo the Kufli factory is producing right now.
I can tell you how many Urals are driving on the main Lenin highway
I have every detail about the country right now.
It's been going on for 4 years, help me, I am becoming obsessed with it.
help me
[editline]29th January 2015[/editline]
Anyways, the current situation happening right now in Yular, is the Red Star movement ( a Communist militia, funded by the government in my head) is currently shelling the city of Yular.
Unfortunately, the national defense forces in Yular, are making it difficult to get into the city, here is a picture.
(The green is the National Defense Forces of yular, and their 2nd armored division with 75ish BMP-1s and BMP-3s and a couple of t-55s.
I am trying to break through but I can't
Any ideas?[img]https://i.imgur.com/gPTRWam.png[/img][/QUOTE]
Try to make use of this, like write about it or make a webcomic or paintings or drawings or something. There's a good lot of potential with this since you're so much into it.
[QUOTE=Cinnamonbun;47032898]For the past 4 years, I have been making a country in my head.
Any time I have nothing to think about, usually when I am cooking food, I am usually deciding what course of action the country is taking and what not.
It's a marxist country in the Middle east, so far it has taken over 3 neighboring countries, which LITERALLY TOOK 3 YEARS IN MY FUCKING HEAD to do, right now the government is funding a commie militia in the country to the right of it, which has been happening for 3 weeks right now, right now they are shelling a small city with about 25,000 people in it.
EDIT: Oh almost forgot, in February 25th, they are going to have a nationwide victory parade, which celebrates the day which the government took control, I have no fucking clue what they are going to do, since most of the armored Divisions are in Absul Araad. GOD FUCKIGN DAMNIT
I have everything in my head, I can name all 400 members of Cabinet/Parliament.
I can tell you the names of EVERY single battalion/regiment/etc
I can tell you some of the internal affairs going on right now.
I can tell you the name of every major city under control in this country
I can tell you the history of the past 60 years of this country.
I can tell you every single rifle, piece of equipment, or vehicle the country uses.
I can tell you what equipment the police forcers of this country uses, varying on region.
I can tell you the name of all the prisons/gulags in the country
I can tell you what type of ammo the Kufli factory is producing right now.
I can tell you how many Urals are driving on the main Lenin highway
I have every detail about the country right now.
It's been going on for 4 years, help me, I am becoming obsessed with it.
help me
[editline]29th January 2015[/editline]
Anyways, the current situation happening right now in Yular, is the Red Star movement ( a Communist militia, funded by the government in my head) is currently shelling the city of Yular.
Unfortunately, the national defense forces in Yular, are making it difficult to get into the city, here is a picture.
(The green is the National Defense Forces of yular, and their 2nd armored division with 75ish BMP-1s and BMP-3s and a couple of t-55s.
I am trying to break through but I can't
Any ideas?[img]https://i.imgur.com/gPTRWam.png[/img][/QUOTE]
Get some fast air on that shit, you must have some mig21s or something with bombs or better yet, kh29s
If the other country asks you about it just deny it
[QUOTE=Mallow234;47033035]Get some fast air on that shit, you must have some mig21s or something with bombs or better yet, kh29s
If the other country asks you about it just deny it[/QUOTE]
Unfortunately, the other country has threatened bombing some of my oil fields if I attempted to intervene (lol though I have been giving the rebels fucking t-90s and shit)
I am going to have to wait until I can get some of those guys trained to fly some shit aircraft that can take care of it, I am not risking any of my shit.
In the meantime I am ordering them to shake and bake the area as much as possible.
EDIT: Also I am setting up some A.A.A in my oil fields for the time being, which will be going to the 3rd Flak division of our National Defense
EDIT 2: Sending out some RIM-8 Talos A.A.A to that mountain overlooking the city, don't want no fucking aircraft fucking up my artillery.
[editline]29th January 2015[/editline]
[QUOTE=Cinnamonbun;47033101]Unfortunately, the other country has threatened bombing some of my oil fields if I attempted to intervene (lol though I have been giving the rebels fucking t-90s and shit)
I am going to have to wait until I can get some of those guys trained to fly some shit aircraft that can take care of it, I am not risking any of my shit.
In the meantime I am ordering them to shake and bake the area as much as possible.
EDIT: Also I am setting up some A.A.A in my oil fields for the time being, which will be going to the 3rd Flak division of our National Defense
EDIT 2: Sending out some RIM-8 Talos A.A.A to that mountain overlooking the city, don't want no fucking aircraft fucking up my artillery.[/QUOTE]
Another problem, as quoted in my other post, a victory day parade is coming up, but for a parade, you need a bunch of tanks to parade around too, unfortunately they are in occupied territory of a country I have taken over, I can't bring them back to the capital, because if I do, my foreign Army (A corp made up of people from the countries I have taken over) will be exposed by the Resistance, and will suffer heavy casualties, and I don't want to send my main military over there, so wat do.
I could just take the thousands of t-72s and t-80s I have in the National Weapons Cache, but that's only for emergencies.
Fuck.
I care about post ratings
[QUOTE=Paramud;47033181]I care about post ratings[/QUOTE]
Then get dumbed cuz ur a fucking nerd loser
I shitpost on 4chan
I am an undisciplined procrastinating cunt
[QUOTE=Savant231A;47033336]I am an undisciplined procrastinating cunt[/QUOTE]
I procrastinate like no other, I make up excuse after excuse and then, when it finally boils down to it I think "I'm not doing this because I don't want to, anyways, in the grand scheme of things this doesn't matter." I used to procrastinate a ton and then fully regret it later on, now I just procrastinate and don't even care.
[B]edit:[/B]
I suppose I've stopped procrastinating and have just begun to not care in general.
A different facepunch user once created a thread in the unmoderated sub forum on the skial forums where he insulted the skial community. I kept bumping the thread for more than a year and sometimes, whenever I randomly remember it, I give it another bump.
I like my friends, but I hate how they're always such 'good' kids
Like if I do anything fun in class my friend will rat me out to the teacher, if I say 'yo' to a teacher in the hallway they'll be like 'oh my god you cant say that to a teacher!'
It's getting really annoying
[QUOTE=Sally;47024309]I dunk toilet paper rolls in unflushed toilets and put them back on the rack.
[t]http://media.barproducts.com/catalog/product/cache/2/image/500x500/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/2/-/2-ply-jumbo-roll-toliet-paper-9inch.jpg[/t]
those rolls[/QUOTE]
We had a problem with that in High School and at a local college. Please tell me that wasn't you.
I'm pretty bad at procrastinating. My worst one is not being used to talking to girls already in relationships, especially if the boyfriend/girlfriend is a complete stranger. When it comes to female friends, when I find out that they're in a relationship, I just go...silent. Most times I just tear apart from a group to find new friends while just leaving the old group without a word. I still need to get over this.
When I was twelve during Christmas at a mall waiting for my mother to come out of a store I stole some decoration from a Christmas tree while avoiding the security cameras and hiding behind columns.
It now belongs to my Christmas tree.
I have a lot of my life regarding life goals, education, and so on, planned out for me, yet I cannot motivate myself to properly get it done. It has been like this for at least 7 years, and I haven't really gotten anywhere yet.
People I meet in classes compliment me, from time to time, on how good I am at what I'm doing, and how much of a breeze things must be.
They're not. I work the hardest I have in my entire life, and I can't even take it. I am so stressed out all the time, that even doing the laundry makes me collapse.
So I sit here. And go to [url]http://facepunch.com/fp_read.php[/url]. And press F5.
Oh, and before anyone gets the "just eat healthier and look on the bright side" idea, I've been having issues with depression and suicide attempts, with the former having gone for about 11 years until last year, but it feels like it is slowly coming back.
I have phimosis.
It's annoying during the act.
I've had feelings for a friend, but I never tried taking the approach on them.
Earlier, we were alone in her place for a while. We talked for about an hour, then I racked up the nerve to kiss her. She didn't like it at all. She kept shouting at me and shit - it really caught me off guard because I was under the impression she was comfortable with me.
Anyway, the confession, I don't know. I was so angry with her. I spoke my mind to her about everything that bothered me about her. How I felt as if she ignored me most of the time, or treated me with contempt, told compulsive lies to me, how it was if she was never really caring.
She started crying, so that's when I left. I'm scared that I've lost her for good now.
[QUOTE=Kirbyfactor;47033592]I like my friends, but I hate how they're always such 'good' kids
Like if I do anything fun in class my friend will rat me out to the teacher, if I say 'yo' to a teacher in the hallway they'll be like 'oh my god you cant say that to a teacher!'
It's getting really annoying[/QUOTE]
I don't get why this has boxes, you have lame-ass friends and I pity you
(unless you're just exaggerating)
When I was a little kid I used to act like my food was alive and I was torturing it.
I would hear the hotdog screaming and begging for mercy in my head. It stopped when I took a bite.
I frequently check my posts to see ratings.
Sometimes I only read posts with ratings.
[QUOTE=ilmon3y;47035925]I've had feelings for a friend, but I never tried taking the approach on them.
Earlier, we were alone in her place for a while. We talked for about an hour, then I racked up the nerve to kiss her. She didn't like it at all. She kept shouting at me and shit - it really caught me off guard because I was under the impression she was comfortable with me.
Anyway, the confession, I don't know. I was so angry with her. I spoke my mind to her about everything that bothered me about her. How I felt as if she ignored me most of the time, or treated me with contempt, told compulsive lies to me, how it was if she was never really caring.
She started crying, so that's when I left. I'm scared that I've lost her for good now.[/QUOTE]
i'm sorry dude but that was a really dumb and straight up creepy thing to do
you never tried to approach this girl romantically before and then randomly put your mouth on her lips without her consent and you're somehow surprised that she didn't appreciate it? and then you had the gall to get angry at her? that's a really shitty thing to do and i wouldn't be surprised if your friend never wanted to see you again
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