• Shit You'd Like To Confess On An Online Forum
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[QUOTE=ilmon3y;47035925]I've had feelings for a friend, but I never tried taking the approach on them. Earlier, we were alone in her place for a while. We talked for about an hour, then I racked up the nerve to kiss her. She didn't like it at all. She kept shouting at me and shit - it really caught me off guard because I was under the impression she was comfortable with me. Anyway, the confession, I don't know. I was so angry with her. I spoke my mind to her about everything that bothered me about her. How I felt as if she ignored me most of the time, or treated me with contempt, told compulsive lies to me, how it was if she was never really caring. She started crying, so that's when I left. I'm scared that I've lost her for good now.[/QUOTE] This is creepy as [I]fuck[/I] I hope she never contacts you again after that. You'd deserve it for forcing a kiss on her. That's completely disgusting.
[QUOTE=ilmon3y;47035925]I've had feelings for a friend, but I never tried taking the approach on them. Earlier, we were alone in her place for a while. We talked for about an hour, then I racked up the nerve to kiss her. She didn't like it at all. She kept shouting at me and shit - it really caught me off guard because I was under the impression she was comfortable with me. Anyway, the confession, I don't know. I was so angry with her. I spoke my mind to her about everything that bothered me about her. How I felt as if she ignored me most of the time, or treated me with contempt, told compulsive lies to me, how it was if she was never really caring. She started crying, so that's when I left. I'm scared that I've lost her for good now.[/QUOTE] Yowza. Cripes. Jeezy Pete! You can't go around acting like women owe you something, dude! This girl being your friend and hanging out with you doesn't mean she also has to let you mack on her, and you getting indignant about that scuttled you out of any real shot you may have had with her, if not as a friend, then [I]definitely[/I] as a potential romantic partner (if you ever had a shot there to begin with).
[QUOTE=ilmon3y;47035925]I've had feelings for a friend, but I never tried taking the approach on them. Earlier, we were alone in her place for a while. We talked for about an hour, then I racked up the nerve to kiss her. She didn't like it at all. She kept shouting at me and shit - it really caught me off guard because I was under the impression she was comfortable with me. Anyway, the confession, I don't know. I was so angry with her. I spoke my mind to her about everything that bothered me about her. How I felt as if she ignored me most of the time, or treated me with contempt, told compulsive lies to me, how it was if she was never really caring. She started crying, so that's when I left. I'm scared that I've lost her for good now.[/QUOTE] Let me get this straight: You tried to kiss a girl that was not romantically interested in you, and then you yelled at her and made her cry. Dude
[QUOTE=ilmon3y;47035925]I've had feelings for a friend, but I never tried taking the approach on them. Earlier, we were alone in her place for a while. We talked for about an hour, then I racked up the nerve to kiss her. She didn't like it at all. She kept shouting at me and shit - it really caught me off guard because I was under the impression she was comfortable with me. Anyway, the confession, I don't know. I was so angry with her. I spoke my mind to her about everything that bothered me about her. How I felt as if she ignored me most of the time, or treated me with contempt, told compulsive lies to me, how it was if she was never really caring. She started crying, so that's when I left. I'm scared that I've lost her for good now.[/QUOTE] Apologize to her, be honest and serious about of what you did. Explain that it was hard for you to cope with these feelings and acted not in a right way. You owe her that.
I'm not really a spy.
[QUOTE=UberMunchkin;47037412]That sounds suspiciously like something a spy would say[/QUOTE] Next he'll say he's not intoxicated!
I actually wrote a story for the Community Contest.
[QUOTE=ilmon3y;47035925]I've had feelings for a friend, but I never tried taking the approach on them. Earlier, we were alone in her place for a while. We talked for about an hour, then I racked up the nerve to kiss her. She didn't like it at all. She kept shouting at me and shit - it really caught me off guard because I was under the impression she was comfortable with me. Anyway, the confession, I don't know. I was so angry with her. I spoke my mind to her about everything that bothered me about her. How I felt as if she ignored me most of the time, or treated me with contempt, told compulsive lies to me, how it was if she was never really caring. She started crying, so that's when I left. I'm scared that I've lost her for good now.[/QUOTE] Nasty.
I was an asshole kid. In elementary school I found a kid's folder in the desk I was sitting in and it had a Vaporeon card in it and I stole it. One time after going to the dentist, my mom was still making me go back to school. While she was walking to the other side of the car I tried to hurry and make myself throw up and she caught me. I was slapped and five minutes later, I was back in school. I had a crush on a lot of my teachers growing up. Some in elementary school, middle school, and high school. I remember going into middle school I thought girls were going to start wearing short shorts and belly shirts like in tv shows and cartoons. I was dissappointed.
[QUOTE=ilmon3y;47035925]I've had feelings for a friend, but I never tried taking the approach on them. Earlier, we were alone in her place for a while. We talked for about an hour, then I racked up the nerve to kiss her. She didn't like it at all. She kept shouting at me and shit - it really caught me off guard because I was under the impression she was comfortable with me. Anyway, the confession, I don't know. I was so angry with her. I spoke my mind to her about everything that bothered me about her. How I felt as if she ignored me most of the time, or treated me with contempt, told compulsive lies to me, how it was if she was never really caring. She started crying, so that's when I left. I'm scared that I've lost her for good now.[/QUOTE] jesus [B][I]christ[/I][/B]
[QUOTE=Cinnamonbun;47032898]For the past 4 years, I have been making a country in my head. Any time I have nothing to think about, usually when I am cooking food, I am usually deciding what course of action the country is taking and what not. It's a marxist country in the Middle east, so far it has taken over 3 neighboring countries, which LITERALLY TOOK 3 YEARS IN MY FUCKING HEAD to do, right now the government is funding a commie militia in the country to the right of it, which has been happening for 3 weeks right now, right now they are shelling a small city with about 25,000 people in it. EDIT: Oh almost forgot, in February 25th, they are going to have a nationwide victory parade, which celebrates the day which the government took control, I have no fucking clue what they are going to do, since most of the armored Divisions are in Absul Araad. GOD FUCKIGN DAMNIT I have everything in my head, I can name all 400 members of Cabinet/Parliament. I can tell you the names of EVERY single battalion/regiment/etc I can tell you some of the internal affairs going on right now. I can tell you the name of every major city under control in this country I can tell you the history of the past 60 years of this country. I can tell you every single rifle, piece of equipment, or vehicle the country uses. I can tell you what equipment the police forcers of this country uses, varying on region. I can tell you the name of all the prisons/gulags in the country I can tell you what type of ammo the Kufli factory is producing right now. I can tell you how many Urals are driving on the main Lenin highway I have every detail about the country right now. It's been going on for 4 years, help me, I am becoming obsessed with it. help me [editline]29th January 2015[/editline] Anyways, the current situation happening right now in Yular, is the Red Star movement ( a Communist militia, funded by the government in my head) is currently shelling the city of Yular. Unfortunately, the national defense forces in Yular, are making it difficult to get into the city, here is a picture. (The green is the National Defense Forces of yular, and their 2nd armored division with 75ish BMP-1s and BMP-3s and a couple of t-55s. I am trying to break through but I can't Any ideas?[IMG]https://i.imgur.com/gPTRWam.png[/IMG][/QUOTE] Dude, you're displaying lots of creative thinking and also lots of commitment to one idea. That's pretty awesome. [editline]30th January 2015[/editline] also, I rated you autistic
I purposely beamed a kid in the head with a soccer ball in first grade recess, but got off free cause I kept telling the office ladies it was an accident. shit was so cash
I think I might've killed a bunny once.
[QUOTE=Agent Fedora;47036363]I don't get why this has boxes, you have lame-ass friends and I pity you (unless you're just exaggerating)[/QUOTE] People who rated it box are probably the same people I talk about in the post, afraid to have some fun now and then
[QUOTE=Kirbyfactor;47040108]People who rated it box are probably the same people I talk about in the post, afraid to have some fun now and then[/QUOTE] Honestly I think it's dumb that you don't get new friends so that's why I dumbed it If your friends are annoying then tell them or get new ones
[QUOTE=AcidAmbience;47040119]Honestly I think it's dumb that you don't get new friends so that's why I dumbed it If your friends are annoying then tell them or get new ones[/QUOTE] They're really nice people and I enjoy being with them, they need to loosen up a little though
I have trust issues that I shouldn't have. It's probably my own paranoia
[QUOTE=UberMunchkin;47037501]Overcoming denial is the first step towards making progress at AA.[/QUOTE] this AA card I have lists the steps differently [quote]12 Steps Simplified 1. Alcohol will kill me. 2. There is a Higher Power that wants me to live. 3. Do I want to live or die? [B](if die, stop here)[/B] 4. Write about how I got to where I am. 5. Tell another person all about me and let God listen. 6. Want to change. 7. Ask a power greater than me to help me change. 8. Write down who I've hurt. 9. Fix what I can without hurting anyone. 10. Accept that I'm human and will screw up. 11. Ask God to show me how to live. 12. Keep doing 1-11 and pass it on. [/quote] I don't know but the end to Step 3 seems morbid. As a confession, I really love singing Marty Robbins' songs, but I feel wary about recording as I don't know if my voice is bad or my microphone is bad. :tinfoil:
When I was 18, I was desperate for pussy, and tried going on craigslist to find it. Probably the most embarrassing time of my life.
[QUOTE=Cyberuben;47040210]I have trust issues that I shouldn't have. It's probably my own paranoia[/QUOTE] Runescape and EVE Online gave me trust issues
During my 21st birthday Moo(facepunch user) chugged half a bottle of my greygoose I bought then threw up EVERYWHERE crawling to the bathroom. Then proceeded to ask me to pay him for stuff.
[QUOTE=MightyLOLZOR;47040343]When I was 18, I was desperate for pussy, and tried going on craigslist to find it. Probably the most embarrassing time of my life.[/QUOTE] That's not really embarassing
[QUOTE=KillerJaguar;47040360]Runescape and EVE Online gave me trust issues[/QUOTE] Bit more serious than online games.
[QUOTE=Kirbyfactor;47040167]They're really nice people and I enjoy being with them, they need to loosen up a little though[/QUOTE] Maybe just talk to 'em, tell them that acting like that is silly
[QUOTE=Cyberuben;47040440]Bit more serious than online games.[/QUOTE] I don't have serious trust issues, but it did teach me to not trust strangers and always assume they want to do something bad to you.
I've never listened to The Beatles or any band before Brian Eno, except for Jimi Hendrix.
I have put forth more genuine effort and enthusiasm in a little game project that spawned from a pun I made about a week ago than I have in my education over the past few years.
I stuck my wiener in a grapefruit and it burned
[QUOTE=Mr.Moustachio;47040608]I stuck my wiener in a grapefruit and it burned[/QUOTE] Were you trying this? [video=youtube;xM_8OVMYZRI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xM_8OVMYZRI[/video]
i took it in the butt in a dream and yet i feel a burn in my ass anyway
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