• Shit You'd Like To Confess On An Online Forum
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some of you guys are really fukt
I know right. imagine liking Kate Bush
I took up boxing partly because I thought it would make me feel badass, and it kinda did. But a lot of the time it just makes me feel weak. I gotta say though, it feels pretty good to punch a man in the face.
[QUOTE=SilverBullet;47052003]I took up boxing partly because I thought it would make me feel badass, and it kinda did. But a lot of the time it just makes me feel weak. I gotta say though, it feels pretty good to punch a man in the face.[/QUOTE] yo is your flagdog correct
[QUOTE=evlbzltyr;47052008]yo is your flagdog correct[/QUOTE] What? Google doesn't even know what that is.
[QUOTE=SilverBullet;47052021]What? Google doesn't even know what that is.[/QUOTE] okay well you're literally, objectively, categorically wrong since it's the first result after searching "flagdog" on google never mind anyway
[QUOTE=evlbzltyr;47052029]okay well you're literally, objectively, categorically wrong since it's the first result after searching "flagdog" on google never mind anyway[/QUOTE] Ah, I'm an idiot. Im too used to the habit of typing "define" before something I don't know. Yes it's correct.
[QUOTE=SilverBullet;47052031]Ah, I'm an idiot. Im too used to the habit of typing "define" before something I don't know. Yes it's correct.[/QUOTE] ah it doesn't even really matter any more, I was gonna make a dumb joke where I called you a nerd since you were too far away to punch me in the face but that time has passed and now I feel like an asshole Gosh Thanks A Lot Dude :(((
[QUOTE=evlbzltyr;47052053]ah it doesn't even really matter any more, I was gonna make a dumb joke where I called you a nerd since you were too far away to punch me in the face but that time has passed and now I feel like an asshole Gosh Thanks A Lot Dude :((([/QUOTE] I think this ended up making me laugh a lot more than your actual joke would anyway.
Good, you made him laugh! Now he won't come punch you in the face
[QUOTE=Mr. Zombie;47052083]Good, you made him laugh! Now he won't come punch you in the face[/QUOTE] It's funny actually, at my boxing gym I tend to avoid people I don't really like, so I don't end up fighting them in the ring as often. The people I tend to get along with on the other hand...
I'm socially talented but [I]enjoy[/I] being alone. Artist or autist?
I invented a new form of shitposting once, it was called fartposting, it's like shitposting, it stinks but it's lacking so much in solidity that its basically just gas.
[QUOTE=Talvy;47052192]I'm socially talented but [I]enjoy[/I] being alone. Artist or autist?[/QUOTE] Introverted. I'm like you.
[QUOTE=NeverGoWest;47052196]I invented a new form of shitposting once, it was called fartposting, it's like shitposting, it stinks but it's lacking so much in solidity that its basically just gas.[/QUOTE] Can we have an example?
-snip what am i doing-
When I am alone in my room and I am drinking tea I slurp as loudly as possible. It just feels satisfying for some reason.
i seem to have a knack for accidentally and irrecoverably fucking up everything.
Had a breakup with a guy a long time ago, and he was really a dick about it. Most of the time I don't think of it at all, but every now and then I just fantasize about confronting him with all the shit I never got to say (because he ignored and blocked me on everything) until I get emberrassed for not being over it yet. Shit.
[QUOTE=NoOnE#235;47061129]Had a breakup with a guy a long time ago, and he was really a dick about it. Most of the time I don't think of it at all, but every now and then I just fantasize about confronting him with all the shit I never got to say (because he ignored and blocked me on everything) until I get emberrassed for not being over it yet. Shit.[/QUOTE] That's because you haven't had closure buddy, it will go when you find something new mate don't stress
[QUOTE=SpaceLink;47061255]That's because you haven't had closure buddy, it will go when you find something new mate don't stress[/QUOTE] It didn't, though. I know it's because I didn't get closure, I'm just really not okay with unfair things so it makes me doubly mad because breakup + unfairness and [I]I just have so many good things to say to make him feel bad.[/I]
[QUOTE=Talvy;47052192]I'm socially talented but [I]enjoy[/I] being alone. Artist or autist?[/QUOTE] normal?
My dick has a bend in it
I like to write songs. They are very cheesy but writing feels like a therapy. I have written over 30 in the past few months. Most of them are unfinished and most of them I haven't even played on my guitar.
[QUOTE=thermobaric;47063516]My dick has a bend in it[/QUOTE] Like a j, or an r, or something else like a w?
[QUOTE=matt000024;47063571]Like a j, or an r, or something else like a w?[/QUOTE] Q
My first experience of watching anime was watching Naruto while it was marathoning while I had Diarrheaa. I spent most of the time watching it from the bathroom mirror while sitting on the toilet.
[QUOTE=Biting Chicken;47064036]My first experience of watching anime was watching Naruto while it was marathoning while I had Diarrheaa. I spent most of the time watching it from the bathroom mirror while sitting on the toilet.[/QUOTE] Did you unconsciously make hand signals and whisper "diarrhea no jutsu" to yourself?
[QUOTE=Biting Chicken;47064036]My first experience of watching anime was watching Naruto while it was marathoning while I had Diarrheaa. I spent most of the time watching it from the bathroom mirror while sitting on the toilet.[/QUOTE] Watching shit while making shit
[QUOTE=IAreLegend;47053743]Can we have an example?[/QUOTE] Give me a stereotype SH thread title and I'll do one.
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