• Shit You'd Like To Confess On An Online Forum
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[QUOTE=Talvy;47052192]I'm socially talented but [I]enjoy[/I] being alone. Artist or autist?[/QUOTE] Someone who could stand to get over their self a tad I'd wager.
[QUOTE=NeverGoWest;47065925]Give me a stereotype SH thread title and I'll do one.[/QUOTE] boy is buried in sonic the hedgehog coffin
I spell words in my head by typing on a fake keyboard. In my head if I were to spell, dog, I would go d, shoot over to the o in the top right of the keyboard, straight to the middle at the g. And this is for every single word I've spelled in my life ever since I devoted myself to playing a shit ton of Quake III at the age of 6.
You know when you're at school or work and your eyes get really heavy? I've always wondered how you'd feel if you injected one of those adrenaline shots right into your eyeballs during that feeling.
[QUOTE=Jmir 54;47067943]You know when you're at school or work and your eyes get really heavy? I've always wondered how you'd feel if you injected one of those adrenaline shots right into your eyeballs during that feeling.[/QUOTE] You'd feel pain.
As soon as I wake up, I pretend like I can check my text messages with my mind, avoiding actually getting up.
My roommate's girlfriend is slowly driving me nuts
[QUOTE=Corndog Ninja;47068543]My roommate's girlfriend is slowly driving me nuts[/QUOTE] You mean like this? [IMG]http://puu.sh/fqKnN/e4513a18c5.png[/IMG]
I can't handle anything horror, let it be movies, games or just creepy stories.
My body is ready.
I always forget to recycle my water bottle while going to get another one. [IMG]http://findsatan.com/images/desk.png[/IMG]
sometimes while thinking i make faces reflecting what i'm thinking
I keep a mental list of bond one-liners to use [I]just in case[/I] something cool happens.
I speak with my hands like an Italian.
[QUOTE=Fourm Shark;47069376]Shit man I just threw out about 20-30 cans of various drinks that built up in my room over the past week.[/QUOTE] It took me 2 weeks to throw out old snacks from the holidays, my room looked like a convenience store expect with a bed + computer and everything's empty
In Postal 2 I threw all the cats I had collected (about 20) into a dumpster once and set them all on fueled fire. I still hear their voices in my head and sometimes it keeps me up at night. It was the most terrible thing I have ever done as a human being.
Sometimes whenever I listen to music at my computer I get so energized and excited that I literally have to move up and down/swing my head or else I feel like I'm going to burst. I only do this when I'm by myself or when other people aren't looking because I'm afraid of looking like an idiot. :v:
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[QUOTE=SwikCoder;47069325]I always forget to recycle my water bottle while going to get another one. [IMG]http://findsatan.com/images/desk.png[/IMG][/QUOTE] After it's empty, take off the cap, crush the bottle, and then put the cap back on. It's makes easier to store more in bins.
[QUOTE=kingstead;47071469]Sometimes whenever I listen to music at my computer I get so energized and excited that I literally have to move up and down/swing my head or else I feel like I'm going to burst. I only do this when I'm by myself or when other people aren't looking because I'm afraid of looking like an idiot. :v:[/QUOTE] Wow, what a coincidence, that is exactly what I am doing right now :v:
[QUOTE=jackteam54;47071700]2SAD4ME[/QUOTE] How does any of this relate to facepunch?
When I go out walking, I imagine myself holding a gun in my hand
I have terrible spelling and use google as a way to correct the words I know look wrong but don't actually know how they're spelt. This however leads to some pretty embarrassing moments when I end up using a word that looks similar but has a completely different meaning.
For some reason i can make friends very easily if they are not my countrymen. Which means i don't have any real friends i could visit because of that.
[QUOTE=Galen;47067637]boy is buried in sonic the hedgehog coffin[/QUOTE] "lol sanic sez he was 2 slow xddddd"
I pet my cats, even if they're sleeping.
[QUOTE=usaokay;47072569]Turns out I have autism. That would explain a lot of shit I have done.[/QUOTE] shit man how did you find out/come to this conclusion?
My grandfather was diagnosed with Early Stage Leukemia today
[QUOTE=joshuadim;47076855]My grandfather was diagnosed with Early Stage Leukemia today[/QUOTE] Make sure to spend as much time with him as you can. When my grandfather got it, it progressed very quickly.
[QUOTE=matt000024;47076879]Make sure to spend as much time with him as you can. When my grandfather got it, it progressed very quickly.[/QUOTE] He's getting chemo soon and there's a 70% success rate. Hopefully it works.
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