I've only had cigarettes a few times in my life. I have 0 desire to ever smoke a cigarette again.
I've smoked for months but I never was dependant on it. Not a bad experience imo. Looking cool for lung cancer, not a very good trade.
[QUOTE=June;47100580]I'm transgender and after i came out and transitioned for awhile I moved to a different city, so no one at my work or in my current friend circle even knows I was born a boy, which is the way i'd like to keep it. The problem is i'm dating a boy who is friends with all my friends and I really like him, but i'm afraid if I tell him he'll be disgusted and he'll tell everyone and I just really don't want that to happen. On the other hand I feel awful because we'll never be able to have sex so I feel like i'm just leading him on.. I'm hoping by the time I work up the courage to tell him he'll like me enough to keep dating me.[/QUOTE]
In my opinion, if he is disgusted by that or bothered by it in any way he doesn't deserve you anyways, I know it would still suck, but I think it might help to think that way. I hope all goes well for you though :-)
Fire alarms make me incredibly squeamish. I don't like being near plastic boxes that strobe and screech when they smell fire.
I hate Valentine's Day. Call me heartless, but I just don't care about the day as much as I used to. Back then as a child, my school buddies would just pass cards out to their friends and teachers as a kindly reminder of friendship. Now only people in actual relationships give out cards/gifts and friends get nothing. Hell those cards made for your best friend don't do shit because they won't accept it 80% of the time. On top of that, I had one REALLY bad Valentine's day that if I were legal to drink then and now, I would've drowned myself in liquor until I forgot.
So, Yeah. Fuck Valentine's day.
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[QUOTE=maddogsamurai;47102814]I hate Valentine's Day. Call me heartless, but I just don't care about the day as much as I used to. Back then as a child, my school buddies would just pass cards out to their friends and teachers as a kindly reminder of friendship. Now only people in actual relationships give out cards/gifts and friends get nothing. Hell those cards made for your best friend don't do shit because they won't accept it 80% of the time. On top of that, I had one REALLY bad Valentine's day that if I were legal to drink then and now, I would've drowned myself in liquor until I forgot.
So, Yeah. Fuck Valentine's day.
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Apparently in Mexico they refer to Valentine's Day as "El Dia del Amor y la Amistad," or "Day of Love and Friendship."
Not only do lovers celebrate each other but friends do too. I think the Mexicans have the right idea!
I have a very vivid memory of me as a young kid swallowing a small bag of tiny red plastic beads because i thought i was Dracula and the red beads were blood.
[QUOTE=Limpid;47103151]I have a very vivid memory of me as a young kid swallowing a small bag of tiny red plastic beads because i thought i was Dracula and the red beads were blood.[/QUOTE]
Did it work?
Dunno i just remember downing the stuff like a shot glass
Planning on moving to Georgia from Massachusetts when I graduate high school. So in about 14 months. Haven't told anyone other than my Godfather, who offered in the first place. Pretty hyped tbh.
No one likes my cooking. Even smoke alarms hates it
I once competed in a local BME-type event that I almost won. What did I do that was worthy of such recognition, you might ask? Oh nothing really, I just pushed and locked a little over 60 safety pins into my testicles.
I can't fall asleep if im completely under covers. I have to leave a foot or both my feet out in order to do so
[QUOTE=GayIlluminati;47105563]I once competed in a local BME-type event that I almost won. What did I do that was worthy of such recognition, you might ask? Oh nothing really, I just pushed and locked a little over 60 safety pins into my testicles.[/QUOTE]
what the fuck is wrong with you holy shit that takes balls to do
[QUOTE=GayIlluminati;47105563]I once competed in a local BME-type event that I almost won. What did I do that was worthy of such recognition, you might ask? Oh nothing really, I just pushed and locked a little over 60 safety pins into my testicles.[/QUOTE]
:suicide:
[QUOTE=Mr. Zombie;47108333]:suicide:[/QUOTE]
The cray cray thing is, as far as hardcore-sado challenges go, that was vanilla. Now THIS is some shit.
[url]http://wiki.bme.com/index.php?title=Berkeley_5000[/url]
NSFW reader beware
[QUOTE=matt000024;47107918]what the fuck is wrong with you holy shit that takes balls to do[/QUOTE]
Guess they won't be able to do it twice then.
Why do people like roses for Valentines Day. They cost a fuck ton, are generic as hell, and die in 3 days. It's a huge waste of money. I'd only considering giving them to someone if I was a gardener or something and grew them myself.
[QUOTE=Fapplejack;47109763]Why do people like roses for Valentines Day. They cost a fuck ton, are generic as hell, and die in 3 days. It's a huge waste of money. I'd only considering giving them to someone if I was a gardener or something and grew them myself.[/QUOTE]
I have a friend who a these chocolates shaped like roses and wrapped in a metal wrapper that made it look like a rose. It costed him about 30 dollars, and return he got a half eaten bag of M&Ms
Man, middle school was an interesting time
[QUOTE=GayIlluminati;47105563]I once competed in a local BME-type event that I almost won. What did I do that was worthy of such recognition, you might ask? Oh nothing really, I just pushed and locked a little over 60 safety pins into my testicles.[/QUOTE] My balls hurt just by reading this.
Hopelessly addicted to both nicotine and caffeine
[QUOTE=circuitbawx;47112489]Hopelessly addicted to both nicotine and caffeine[/QUOTE]
Don't worry man, you aren't alone. I literally can't stop buying energy drinks. I just need them to get through the day, practically.
i just realized im addicted to potato chips
like seriously i cant see myself live without at least 1 pack per day
every time i get nervous (which happens often, especially in social situations and before/during presentations), i get hyper (isnt quite the right word), boisterous and obnoxious in a vain effort to laugh off the nervousness. its a really bad habit that has only been bad for me. im trying to fix it. im making some progress on it, but its really difficult.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wh0k5-KBic[/media]
I got a really eerie feeling listening to the skeleton because the things he said are so spooky similar to what I do. That little speech he gives is me.
[QUOTE=circuitbawx;47112489]Hopelessly addicted to both nicotine and caffeine[/QUOTE]
And this.
[QUOTE=Kirbyfactor;47094635]I hate socks[/QUOTE]
I like to ware suck's on my hand when I can't find gloves.
When I was 4 or 5 I thought Eddie Murphy's Gumby on Saturday Night Live was named Gumby Damnit(and that rather than saying his catchphrase of "I'm Gumby, Damnit!" I thought he was saying his name).
[QUOTE=SteakStyles;47137825]When I was 4 or 5 I thought Eddie Murphy's Gumby on Saturday Night Live was named Gumby Damnit(and that rather than saying his catchphrase of "I'm Gumby, Damnit!" I thought he was saying his name).[/QUOTE]
I had a similar experience when I was younger, they had a sketch called "Merry Christmas, Damnit!" and I thought "damnit" was a character's name.
A fictional character helped me realize that I am also be attracted to women.
[sp]for any of you wondering the character was Mad Moxxi from Borderlands[/sp]
I'm newly single and absolutely terrible with women after being out the game so long. I used to have the charm a few years back but now I can think of 0 things to say when meeting new women. So my plan tonight is to go speed dating with my housemates for a laugh, get incredibly drunk and see where that goes.
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