Shit You'd Like To Confess On An Online Forum - General

[QUOTE=ElderLolz;47191183]I always set all of my watches and stuff to 10 minutes earlier so that I'm never too late.[/QUOTE] That's pretty clever actually.

[QUOTE=Paramud;47189493]I secretly fear I'm wrong about everything[/QUOTE] Sort of how I like forming my own opinions and thoughts about things but I always fear that I'm wrong about them.

Whenever I take a shit, I like to put my shirt over my head and pretend I'm a hostage and if I dont finish shitting after X ammount of time, I'll get decapitated.

[QUOTE=ElderLolz;47191183]I always set all of my watches and stuff to 10 minutes earlier so that I'm never too late.[/QUOTE]I actually do the same, also 10 minutes. It's a good buffer. My mum told me to do so. So the clock in the living room is like this I suppose. [t]http://i.imgur.com/ltyEnBQ.jpg[/t] large pic sorry.

I occasionally make NSFW avatars even though I know I'll never use them.

I'm afraid of the dark and I'm too shy for my own good I wish I could get better at speaking with people in real life, I want to have more friends but I'm way too shy to do so.

I like big butts [sp]And I cannot lie[/sp]

[QUOTE=Fourm Shark;47192118]Whenever I do something that I am finding easy to do, I fear I might be doing it wrong somehow. Or if something is simple, it shouldn't be.[/QUOTE] I have this issue majorly with tests and quizzes. It's to the point where studying actually makes me worry that I have a gross conceptual error.

Every comic series that is repeatedly posted in LMAO pics is awful

I once tried to huff petrol, expecting to get a high off it It sucked ass, had no effect at all

I like to curse at other drivers when i am driving alone using stereotypical British words. My sister and i also like to sing as false a possible along with the music on the radio when we are in the car together.

I've slowly began to hate girls. (I made this post when I had shit self-esteem pls don't mind it, grils r kool)

[QUOTE=3bwii;47197238]I've slowly began to hate girls.[/QUOTE] At least you won't have any progeny.

When no one's home I sing pop songs from the radio to my puppy and insert his name into the lyrics of the songs.

just crunched out a very small and bbuoyant shit nugget that would not flush until the third time this isn't rare for me

Sometimes when I talk to people I'll ask them questions I already know the answer to, just to let them talk and have the spotlight more. I like listening to people.

When I was 6 I though Little Shop Of Horrors '86 took place in Sesame Street. In my defense, Skid Row resembled some small sections of Sesame Street that were shown in "Sesame Street Presents: Follow That Bird!", which I had seen prior.

I sometimes think I have bad hearing because I have to ask people to repeat themselves like 5 times.

I've formed an odd habit of pulling my pants down around my knees when I'm sitting at my computer desk. Undies included.

[QUOTE=Miasmic;47202001]I've formed an odd habit of pulling my pants down around my knees when I'm sitting at my computer desk. Undies included.[/QUOTE] You mean you jerk off in front of the computer Not particularly odd

[QUOTE=gary spivey;47202124]You mean you jerk off in front of the computer Not particularly odd[/QUOTE] No need to pull pants down to knees when jacking off though, seems like he likes to cool his privates a bit. A cool breeze around the balls, or something.

[QUOTE=gary spivey;47202124]You mean you jerk off in front of the computer Not particularly odd[/QUOTE] I never implied masturbation.

I find cars really uninteresting. I just see them as another form of transportation. I feel kind of bad about it, because every person I know is super into cars and knows a ton of stuff about them.

I don't even judge cars by what goes on under the hood unless the car is terrible. I judge them by aesthetics instead. And anybody who knows me well would know that my criteria of judgement is horribly outdated.

When I was younger, I had a doctor tell me I was 'chemically imbalanced' after threatening to kill (very violently) several people who wouldn't leave me alone. To this day I wonder if I really was, and still am, since I don't get angry very often anymore, and when I do I'm good at containing it.

[QUOTE=simzboy;47214418]I find cars really uninteresting. I just see them as another form of transportation. I feel kind of bad about it, because every person I know is super into cars and knows a ton of stuff about them.[/QUOTE] I agree, like when i watch top gear and its an episode about testing a new car i find it very boring, but when they go to places like Africa and what not i love it.

[QUOTE=simzboy;47214418]I find cars really uninteresting. I just see them as another form of transportation. I feel kind of bad about it, because every person I know is super into cars and knows a ton of stuff about them.[/QUOTE] my dad is like nigga look at my new car and I'm like nigga have you seen this gaming pc I got?

Cars are fucking awesome, they're powered by fucking explosions!

I have never been with a woman. I lack the confidence to approach them let alone speak to them. I just graduated and I feel I took a job that I am not sure that I can do well. I also have a massive drinking problem to feel somewhat better about all of these things, and in the morning feel just slightly worse than the morning before. Hm.... Felt good to get that off of my chest.

I'm constantly embarrassed with who I am and what I've done, the latter even dating back to events from two years ago. I feel like I'm more worried about that than I should be, either because it happened so long ago or because it's a harmless event, but I can't shake this feeling at all. I wish I could feel happy with myself, or at least not as embarrassed as I currently am. I haven't felt comfortable at all for months.