I confess I know nothing about no murder or any other various crimes.
I imagined people that I disliked dying in the most gruesome, painful and slowest way possible. Many of these twisted imaginations featured the person clutching at their own intestines, trying to hold them back in, screaming for their life, while their face was slowly being beaten to a bloody unrecognizable pulp. After an hour of this sort of torture, the ending would often be the remains of their bodies being compressed into a disgusting bone-blood slurry. To this day I still don't know where the fuck that came from.
[editline]1st March 2015[/editline]
I guess I was just really fucking done with some assholes
I hate myself in many ways, looks and birth sex being the primary two. But I can't change the latter due to a 2 and a half year waiting list.
EDIT: Well, change in a manner of speaking.
i've never masturbated and i don't tell anyone because i don't think anyone will believe me
I really wanna voice act but I'm terrified to try.
[QUOTE=Miasmic;47235169]I really wanna voice act but I'm terrified to try.[/QUOTE]
What's terrifying about it? You're literally voicing a dude, and if it sucks, you re-voice it. Like you don't have to release any bad takes.
[QUOTE=Mr. Zombie;47235173]What's terrifying about it? You're literally voicing a dude, and if it sucks, you re-voice it. Like you don't have to release any bad takes.[/QUOTE]
What I think sounds fine may sound very different to another.
[QUOTE=Miasmic;47235193]What I think sounds fine may sound very different to another.[/QUOTE]
It's all up to whether you think it sounds fine or not. Like if they don't like it, they're not gonna berate you about it. They're gonna just ask for a redo.
I cry when I masturbate and have no idea why, so then I wonder why I'm crying and then assume it's because all of the mistakes I've made in my life, and then I have to stop masturbating because I then become filled with regret.
It's a hateful cycle.
I write stories on a whim and then delete them months later. They've been going for longer and longer until I delete them, so I hope that I'll eventually get a novel out of it - before also deleting that. Typically, the problem is a lack of planning and my unwillingness to continue something that doesn't inspire me to keep writing for fun. My current one is about a dark, low fantasy world from the eyes of children, written in a mostly whimsical tone; basically, my rule is "this is narrated by Stephen Fry." Keeping to that tone is a lot harder than I thought it would be.
I have one story that has been ongoing in my head since I was in high school. I don't think I'll ever write about it, because I lack the skill to pull it off. Also, it's not original enough. Long story short:
-Chaotic demon world reminiscent of Outland from Warcraft, dotted sporadically by city-states and settlements, and populated by various races, including mutated half-humans and the inspirations for fairy tales
-Demon world is parallel to Earth in a cyberpunk future
-Godlike beings that share names with "real" gods (like Assassin's Creed)
-Said godlike beings manipulating humans into wars (also like Assassin's Creed)
-SCP-like organizations that seek knowledge about weird science and magic
-The protagonist may or may not be a dead god recreated as an android (with androids being experimental technology in the story's setting)
I'm naturally talented with logic and coding, but I'd rather be an artist. However, my drawing skills can be bested by a fifth grader.
I play almost exclusively as female characters and do enjoy character customization more than I probably should.
I didn't like Just Cause 2.
I don't like [I]Psychonauts[/I]
[QUOTE=Recurracy;47233494]I imagined people that I disliked dying in the most gruesome, painful and slowest way possible. Many of these twisted imaginations featured the person clutching at their own intestines, trying to hold them back in, screaming for their life, while their face was slowly being beaten to a bloody unrecognizable pulp. After an hour of this sort of torture, the ending would often be the remains of their bodies being compressed into a disgusting bone-blood slurry. To this day I still don't know where the fuck that came from.
[editline]1st March 2015[/editline]
I guess I was just really fucking done with some assholes[/QUOTE]
I do the same except I imagine them being gangraped. Both genders.
I don't really enjoy it but it happens from time to time.
I'm writing a script for a voice-only satire show I've come up with a few months ago, but i'm afraid to show it because I think people will laugh at how stupid it is.
I went out last night and saw one of my best friends older sister... She ran over and gave me a flyer to the strip club she worked at. Something my best mate had (obviously) kept hidden from me.
Did I go?
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I'm insecure about being a short guy but I'm slowly coming to terms with it.
I'm tall and let me tell you, banging my head into stuff isn't fun.
[editline]1st March 2015[/editline]
Anyhow, it's how you are. You just gotta accept it since there is nothing you can do about it.
In the real world it really doesn't matter.
I wish I was like 10 cm shorter, I don't feel tall (about 172 cm or 5'8'' when I stand relaxed) but for whatever reason I wanna be shorter. Not so short that I can't reach anything, though.
[QUOTE=Bordellimies;47237008]I wish I was like 10 cm shorter, I don't feel tall (about 172 cm or 5'8'' when I stand relaxed) but for whatever reason I wanna be shorter. Not so short that I can't reach anything, though.[/QUOTE]
im 5'11" and its the fucking bomb
I associate facepunch members with their avatars. Like, somebody would have an avatar of Samurai Jack right? I'll be like "Oh Samurai Jack is posting again".
Sometimes I take naps in the shower.
I don't really know why. :pwn:
I wish I had a widow's peak
[QUOTE=Corndog Ninja;47238312]I wish I had a widow's peak[/QUOTE]
I do, but I trim it off
I didn't start showering regularly til I was about thirteen. Good god, I don't know how people could stand being around me, I feel dirty if I don't take a shower in the morning nowadays.
I have a bad underbite that makes me look kinda pissed off and grouchy.
I'm usually pissed off though so it works out.
That I cut my anus while shaving my ass.
Guess who broke the side mirror on their mom's car in half, and made a huge black mark on their dad's car !
*snip, yeah that was pretty dumb*
I don't eat butter.
And not for any health reasons, and I think it tastes good. I just don't eat it.
Sometimes I take a biro with me when I go for a poop and I write my final memoirs on the toilet roll like I'm on death row. Then I wipe my ass with it
When I think of cringey/embarrassing things I've done I make whimpering or groaning noises out loud. Every. Single. Time. I literally can't help myself or hold it back. :v:
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