I usually awkardly groan or say gibberish to distract myself from a cringey memory
[QUOTE=Limpid;47259047]I usually awkardly groan or say gibberish to distract myself from a cringey memory[/QUOTE]
Holy shit I'm not alone then, thank god I thought I was so strange
[QUOTE=Aldawolf;47173426]I try and keep my crotch as clean shaven as I can, hair is gross.[/QUOTE]
are you me
i edit together spooky hl2 related videos for hl2rp
[video=youtube;UTVG4pvMTSc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTVG4pvMTSc[/video]
[QUOTE=kingstead;47259084]Holy shit I'm not alone then, thank god I thought I was so strange[/QUOTE]
What im more bothered about is how my brain manages to conjure awful memories way more than good ones. Eventually all im gonna remember about my childhood is the cringy stuff i did.
[QUOTE=kingstead;47259012]When I think of cringey/embarrassing things I've done I make whimpering or groaning noises out loud. Every. Single. Time. I literally can't help myself or hold it back. :v:[/QUOTE]
I tend to curse under my breath, which makes people think somethings wrong. :v:
[QUOTE=Starlight 456;47259342]I tend to curse under my breath, which makes people think somethings wrong. :v:[/QUOTE]
Tourette's?
[QUOTE=Halahazam;47259681]Tourette's?[/QUOTE]
No, like what Kingstead said, when I remember previous embarrassments.
I am currently working on getting a microsoft certification in secret in windows 7 deployment (its not too hard, most of you could probably do it).
I really am not sure why, for self confidence I guess
my biggest dream in life is to marry a nice woman, settle down and raise a family; even if I end up being a stay at home dad. raising a family is pretty much my biggest dream in life.
[QUOTE=bdd458;47261413]my biggest dream in life is to marry a nice woman, settle down and raise a family; even if I end up being a stay at home dad. raising a family is pretty much my biggest dream in life.[/QUOTE]
People need to start calling stay at home dads "housebands"
When I go pee I take out my dick and my balls instead of just my dick. When I go poo at home I take my pants off. I don't take them off when shitting in a public bathroom or one at uni because I'm afraid they'd get stolen that way.
[QUOTE=Carlito;47261747]When I go pee I take out my dick and my balls instead of just my dick. When I go poo at home I take my pants off. I don't take them off when shitting in a public bathroom or one at uni because I'm afraid they'd get stolen that way.[/QUOTE]
You take your pants completely off when home? Or you poop in your pants at uni?
Or do you just pull your ass cheeks out and hope the poop goes plumbing down the shithole?
???
[QUOTE=mastersrp;47262522]You take your pants completely off when home? Or you poop in your pants at uni?
Or do you just pull your ass cheeks out and hope the poop goes plumbing down the shithole?
???[/QUOTE]
Relevant: [url]http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/540127[/url]
When I sit in a rotating chair I pretend to be an AA-gun.
[QUOTE=bdd458;47261413]my biggest dream in life is to marry a nice woman, settle down and raise a family; even if I end up being a stay at home dad. raising a family is pretty much my biggest dream in life.[/QUOTE]
Have you thought about getting a job that could be done at home? Maybe even like carpentry in the garage or something similar, you could even teach your kids work like that.
Also I find that to be a really good dream/goal in life, my parents work a lot so as a kid I didn't really spend enough time with them to get close. We're on good terms but I don't really visit or call my family all that often, which is bit of a shame. I really hope that you don't settle for just being parent to your children, but also try to become close friends with them. It'll pay out when they'll get older.
I once had a friend in middle school and the only thing that bound our friendship was us just quizzing each other on World War 2 trivia
I've recently started blow-drying my nethers after getting out of the shower
it feels goooooood
I seriously can't spank it anymore without "reading material". If I don't have any then it's just a very boring experience for me.
a while ago if I heard a strange sound and it worried me, I use to move tactically pretending to hold an AR (WITH TRIGGER DISCIPLINE, OF COURSE.), leaning against walls and peeking. [I]Tactically.[/I]
[QUOTE=Corndog Ninja;47263655]I've recently started blow-drying my nethers after getting out of the shower
it feels goooooood[/QUOTE]
are there people that don't do this
i can't stand a damp crotch and towel drying never does the whole job
[QUOTE=mastersrp;47262522]You take your pants completely off when home? Or you poop in your pants at uni?
Or do you just pull your ass cheeks out and hope the poop goes plumbing down the shithole?
???[/QUOTE]
When I'm pooping away from home I poop while I walk, which runs down my leg in a neat and convenient fashion, fertilising any nearby soil and providing a clear marker in case I get lost and need to retrace my steps.
[QUOTE=FreakySoup;47266975]are there people that don't do this
i can't stand a damp crotch and towel drying never does the whole job[/QUOTE]
You're just bad at drying with a towel if you can't do it properly
Do it softly but firmly, as if massaging. Don't just softly tap.
[QUOTE=FreakySoup;47266975]are there people that don't do this
i can't stand a damp crotch and towel drying never does the whole job[/QUOTE]
yes i'm pretty sure like 99% of the world doesn't do it
[QUOTE=FreakySoup;47266975]are there people that don't do this
i can't stand a damp crotch and towel drying never does the whole job[/QUOTE]
damp crotch makes me feel fresh as a spring daisy
Everyday it seems like my asshole is getting tighter and tighter for some reason.
[QUOTE=AWarmMoose;47271055]Everyday it seems like my asshole is getting tighter and tighter for some reason.[/QUOTE]
Need somebody to stretch it for ya?
As dumb as it sounds I don't think that a day goes by where I don't think about the girl I was with last year
some asshole cut me off and nearly hit me in a parking lot so I parked, found his car later, then keyed a huge dick into the side of it
I was 19 at the time
I've started lip syncing my thoughts in public. When I notice people staring I do it more.
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