[QUOTE=EuSKalduna;47303726]I pick my nose publicly and chances are I always will[/QUOTE]
Do you eat it?
[QUOTE=Cyberuben;47303840]Do you eat it?[/QUOTE]
What the fuck do you think I am some sort of uncivilised barbarian of course not
[QUOTE=EuSKalduna;47303903]What the fuck do you think I am some sort of uncivilised barbarian of course not[/QUOTE]
You're doing it wrong!!
[QUOTE=ProfHappycat7;47299916]one of my cats' meow is basically a guy with a really sore throat impersonating a cat
"nyeehhh"[/QUOTE]
avatar fits :v:
I used to text my girlfriend about problems we had, so now instead of texting her, I write them down using an app on my phone. I hope my girlfriend finds the app without me telling her to read it, so she'll not feel forced to read it.
Allows me to vent (as I write it to her) without her getting more stressed than she already is.
I wish I were taller
Sometimes I catch myself saying thoughts out loud
[QUOTE=Totenkreuz;47305938]I wish I were taller
Sometimes I catch myself saying thoughts out loud[/QUOTE]
I wish I was a baller.
I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her.
While we're on the topic of crippling loneliness, I'll admit that I used to own a body pillow. NOT WITH A COVER, mind you, but it was like a blue pillow almost as big as me. Don't remember why I had it but it was nice to have.
I had lived by a farm which used manure for fertilizer, they would just dump the shit everywhere on the fields, and the smell would travel FOREVER. Eventually, i developed a liking for the smell. You know you have problems when you're driving down a country road, smell a millennium of shit laid out on some fields, and think you yourself "oh that smells lovely".
[QUOTE=TheJunction;47306365]I had lived by a farm which used manure for fertilizer, [b]they would just dump the shit everywhere[/b] on the fields, and the smell would travel FOREVER. Eventually, i developed a liking for the smell. You know you have problems when you're driving down a country road, smell a millennium of shit laid out on some fields, and think you yourself "oh that smells lovely".[/QUOTE]
Heh, literally.
I wish the "What Turns You On The Most" thread was back, or at least some place on this forum to get some porn.
[QUOTE=StickyWicket;47306731]I wish the "What Turns You On The Most" thread was back, or at least some place on this forum to get some porn.[/QUOTE]
Google exists, you know
I have only one testicle.
[QUOTE=StickyWicket;47306731]I wish the "What Turns You On The Most" thread was back, or at least some place on this forum to get some porn.[/QUOTE] That thread got pretty shit close before it got banned, it just turned into people posting furry shit or whatever weird sexual pictures they could find.
Also I thought there was a couple porn threads still hanging around? Anyway just use reddit or something.
I didn't have a three-way because I was worried it would ruin my marriage. I still [I]really[/I] want to have one and it tears me apart.
[QUOTE=Lord_Ragnarok;47306927]I didn't have a three-way because I was worried it would ruin my marriage. I still [I]really[/I] want to have one and it tears me apart.[/QUOTE]
Try looking for another couple that's either in an open relationship or enjoys cuckolding. Or find a swinger who'll do a threesome. I dunno.
I am fairly certain I have an unhealthy obsession with military related things as of late.
I listen to the same thing every day and never get tired of it
Episode 1 is my favorite Star Wars movie.
[QUOTE=4444;47310029]Episode 1 is my favorite Star Wars movie.[/QUOTE]
I've gotta ask why. I'm genuinely curious.
As for my confession; I'm the kind of idiot who runs around in the middle of winter with shorts and a t-shirt on, even if it's snowing.
I'm actually 300 years old but my birth certificate says other wise which is fucking weird.
i hate it when people dont understand im being sarcastic and I get boxes and I cant post like that was sarcasm lol xd
I live for ratings on facepunch
[QUOTE=Lord_Ragnarok;47306927]I didn't have a three-way because I was worried it would ruin my marriage. I still [I]really[/I] want to have one and it tears me apart.[/QUOTE]he's gonna take you back to the past
I admit that it wasn't until somewhat recently that I learned that one removes the shells from pistachios before you eat them
It was why I didn't really like pistachios, they were so hard to chew
I'm at Japanese steakhouse and I'm mildly paranoid that the chef is going to assassinate me with a knife throw
Anyone else have unreasonable thoughts like that?
[QUOTE=Jmir 54;47324159]I'm at Japanese steakhouse and I'm mildly paranoid that the chef is going to assassinate me with a knife throw
Anyone else have unreasonable thoughts like that?[/QUOTE]
Why are you on Facepunch at a Japanese steakhouse?
[QUOTE=KillerJaguar;47324483]Why are you on Facepunch at a Japanese steakhouse?[/QUOTE]
No one was really talking so I thought id take a quick peep
Well then I'll confess that I go on Facepunch and 4chan on my phone when I'm out as well.
I advocated the abortion of my baby step-brother. It didn't go through and he's now four years old. I love the little monster with all of my heart.
A cold chill runs in my body when I see his smiling face, knowing that at one point in time, I had a choice in his termination.
[QUOTE=Dubeard;47324946]I advocated the abortion of my baby step-brother. It didn't go through and he's now four years old. I love the little monster with all of my heart.
A cold chill runs in my body when I see his smiling face, knowing that at one point in time, I had a choice in his termination.[/QUOTE]
Why would you want that?
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