• Shit You'd Like To Confess On An Online Forum
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I'm autistic, I have OCD and clinical depression.
[QUOTE=w00tf1zh;46909405]ive masturbated to loli[/QUOTE] I think you may be lost. This isn't the "Shit nobody else REALLY needs to know" thread Despite being in the Navy, I've still got a dislike of swimming. Especially considering on carriers it's a 90 ft drop into the drink.
I will most likely sound like a dick for saying that, but there aren't many people whom I genuinely admire. In fact, I've always had a slight tendency to look down on others, especially my primary school classmates.
I whistle or hum Ode to Joy whenever and whereever. On the streets, on public transport, in bathroom, while having shower, while cooking.
I'm not actually fancy. I laugh at tragic things. Not because I'm edgy or anything, that's just how I react to those situations. I care more about my friend than I do about my family.
I'm addicted to 3 different substances, I cry most days like a girl and I never eat. oh also I once took it in the butt, but it hurt so I stopped.
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I'm 15. That's all I have to admit.
[QUOTE=Gunzers6;46907287]I have a low self esteem and constantly self deprecate, being mostly serious whenever I do.[/QUOTE] I do this but I pass it off as a joke because I don't like people worrying about me. Then when I do want help and can actually ask the people I go to don't appear to care.
My car is cheaper than my PC, which I'm ashamed to admit to others. I like to ride motorbikes more than driving a car. So my driving skills is subpar. So I'm not taking girls around in my ride, cause everyone knows girls like expensive car (compared to lowly bikes). I'm saving up money so I can invest it and get enough dividen from it so I can just live humbly without having to work. It's so that I can spend most of time with my family instead of working 24/7, and to work on hobbies. But time keeps on moving, and maybe the thing that I want would not be there by the time I get enough money (about 5 years)
[QUOTE=Katatonic717;46908760]When I get my own apartment/house/whatever the first thing I'm doing after I move in is to buy some sorta princess gown and wear it around the house for the fuck of it. [editline]boop[/editline] I'm talking about some huge poofy frilly thing too, anything else is boring as fuck. If I'm gonna wear a dress, I'm going all out.[/QUOTE] that's pretty hot ;)
Im the only kid in my generation who listens to Pink Floyd
I have masturbated everyday for 2 years.
I make complete vlogs and edit them, but I never make them public. They are strictly for myself to look at when i'm older.
I have OCD and the only reason I manage to hide it from my family is that they don't know that it even exists.
[QUOTE=Zotobom;46910547]I make complete vlogs and edit them, but I never make them public. They are strictly for myself to look at when i'm older.[/QUOTE] This is actually pretty cool. I'm sure older you would really appreciate you saving these memories.
[QUOTE=Perl;46910574]This is actually pretty cool. I'm sure older you would really appreciate you saving these memories.[/QUOTE] I'm 16 atm and I did vlogs when I was 13 as well. Was pretty cool to view and see how much I changed so that's why i'm doing them again :v:
I like to play girly dress up games. If I'm playing a game which offers character customisation (sims, wow, skyrim, etc) I will always play as a female so I can indulge in more dressing up.
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I generally am always thinking of an idea for a game, movie, tv show, etc. but I don't have the skills to make them nor the time to get good at these things. I also never share them because of fear that people will find them garbage or call me the lazy ideas guy, so after I write them down, I tend to do jackshit with them. The closest I ever got was a mod idea for Fallout: New Vegas, I actually worked on it for like 3 months in my spare time and I started to get decent at it too. Then, my computer with it on it stopped working. When I took it in to get fixed they had to delete everything (and did so without asking me first) so I lost all that progress. I just gave up after that and have yet to even try working on it again.
I wish I was able to smoke weed and feel chill. For some reason I always hallucinate and become extraordinarily paranoid and can never calm down, then turn extremely aggressive, which is completely out of my nature. It's fucked, I full-on trip out after one toke.
I [i]used[/i] to be a furry EDIT: And I fucking LOVE blood 'n' gore in video games EDIT 2: And I'm a legit autist
[QUOTE=Doctor_Brony;46911297]I [i]used[/i] to be a furry[/QUOTE] and now you're something far worse - a brony
I have this weird thing where I compulsively shoot surrendering/wounded enemies in video games I get some sick kick out of it
I hate my past self, constantly. I'm always wishing I could retcon parts of my life, and things that I did or said.
[QUOTE=Hamsteronfire;46911510]I hate my past self, constantly. I'm always wishing I could retcon parts of my life, and things that I did or said.[/QUOTE] so you're literally everyone ever
I crossdress occasionally. Used to blame it on some sort of repressed gender insecurity, but it turns out I'm okay with being a dude and I'm just a [del]fucking pervert[/del] guy who digs that shit.
I don't know what I want to do with my life anymore. I barely want to go to school and I don't feel confident in being able to hold down a job. I work awful with others, where if I don't get things my way I tend to leave in group projects. The one job I briefly had I quit because I couldn't bring myself to do the work and I'm now too afraid to put that on my resume since it would look bad. School is starting but I'm only registered for one class that meets once a week, and I really just don't want to sign up for any more. But then I'll be doing jack shit for 4 months.
I once attempted suicide via swallowing rubbing alcohol PROTIP: if you're going to do yourself in, try something else than what I did. That shit burns like fuck and you taste it for days
I didn't know I had a foreskin until 8th grade [editline]12th January 2015[/editline] I also didn't know what a foreskin looked like until 8th grade
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