[QUOTE=jp_rsardeto;47325106]Why would you want that?[/QUOTE]
I don't know.
[QUOTE=Dubeard;47324946]I advocated the abortion of my baby step-brother. It didn't go through and he's now four years old. I love the little monster with all of my heart.
A cold chill runs in my body when I see his smiling face, knowing that at one point in time, I had a choice in his termination.[/QUOTE]
Don't ever tell him that
[QUOTE=KillerJaguar;47325240]Don't ever tell him that[/QUOTE]
I won't. I'm taking it to my grave.
My mother had a miscarriage before she had my older brother and I. I didn't find out until last summer
Kinda weird to think that if the first one didn't miscarriage I probably wouldn't exist.
[QUOTE=Jmir 54;47325813]My mother had a miscarriage before she had my older brother and I. I didn't find out until last summer
Kinda weird to think that if the first one didn't miscarriage I probably wouldn't exist.[/QUOTE]
My mother miscarried several times before she had me. It's crazy to think about sometimes.
[QUOTE=Smas;47310216]I'm the kind of idiot who runs around in the middle of winter with shorts and a t-shirt on, even if it's snowing.[/QUOTE]
I'm the kind of idiot who refuses to wear shorts even in 120F (49C) heat because jeans have always just been my thing. Guess I'm not a fan of showing off my hairy legs or something.
Also never made the connection that my sister was from another father until I was like 14, and I still don't talk about it. I always just figured she had a different last name because they wanted her to be special.
Also also, having learned a lot of fancy English via gaming when I was a tiny lad, I use to butcher pronouciations because the games were text-based. I use to pronounce nostaliga as [I]nos-tuh-lah-gah[/I] and not [I]no-stal-juh.[/I]
[QUOTE=Doom14;47325837]Also also, having learned a lot of fancy English via gaming when I was a tiny lad, I use to butcher pronouciations because the games were text-based. I use to pronounce nostaliga as [I]nos-tuh-lah-gah[/I] and not [I]no-stal-juh.[/I][/QUOTE]
same except I pronounced it as "nos-tuh-go-li-ah"
also "em-oo-lay-ti-own"
The mimic chests in Torchlight 1 scare the CRAP outta me
[QUOTE=Jmir 54;47325813]My mother had a miscarriage before she had my older brother and I. I didn't find out until last summer
Kinda weird to think that if the first one didn't miscarriage I probably wouldn't exist.[/QUOTE]
Found out last week my mom had 3 or so miscarriages before getting me. My dads little fighters aren't too good.
Neither are his genes, damn them.
On the topic of miscarriages. the doctors had always told my parents they should have me removed, because I would've been a miscarriage. It's a good thing they didn't :v:
[QUOTE=Vodkavia;47325971]I wish my butt had a more flattering shape, but what do I know.[/QUOTE]
Girls tell me that I have a nice butt. I don't know how to feel about it. Like do I have a nice guy butt or is it like a shapely girl butt?
Also I constantly watch anime and play games to cover up the monotony of my life. Sometimes I'd even skip 3 days of college just to do those things. Everything just seems so boring and colorless right now. I try to be proactive, I hang out with friends, go out and do stuff but it doesn't really help. If I could I would probably just lock myself in a room and do those things for all eternity. It's not that I'm miserable, it's the lack of miserableness or happiness that gets me. Everything's so damn boring and I need to distract myself or I'd go insane.
Don't worry about my grades though. All my papers until the end of the semester have been done in advanced since our professors just straight up give us a list of whatever the hell we have to do until the end of the semester. I also get above average grades on tests and show up if I really have to.
[QUOTE=Jmir 54;47324159]I'm at Japanese steakhouse and I'm mildly paranoid that the chef is going to assassinate me with a knife throw
Anyone else have unreasonable thoughts like that?[/QUOTE]
I was at a Chinese restaurant and I didn't like the soup I ordered so I barely touched it. Needless to say I have never feared for my life so much until then.
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I have a fetish for women who have dark forearm hair. I don't know why exactly, maybe I'm just old fashioned.
I do know one thing, I'm not a pervert.
A pervert would want his woman to look hairless like a prepubescent girl, which is rather weird for a society to idealize as "sexy" isn't it?
Besides, what does it say when I get ostracized for liking this:
[img]https://farm9.staticflickr.com/8598/16058934312_15ba5d52e1_b.jpg[/img]
When there are probably more people who are attracted to this:
[img]http://i.ytimg.com/vi/wNK2Cnvi7Eo/hqdefault.jpg[/img]
...and are more accepted by society.
...Just saying.
I always found it weird that women shave their leg hair but don't care about the arm hair, I mean what's up with that?
I once pretended to be a girl on Spiral Knghts and got showered in expensive items by some random. I then felt bad and stopped playing the game for months.
[QUOTE=EuSKalduna;47336003]I once pretended to be a girl on Spiral Knghts and got showered in expensive items by some random. I then felt bad and stopped playing the game for months.[/QUOTE]
I made SO much gold in Maplestory doing that. After a few weekends I was set for life, it was great.
I once tried doing that on a online game called Dofus a while ago.
After a few days playing, a dude helped me with something and I thanked him planning to not see him ever again.
The day after, the messages started.
This dude was AKWARD, you could feel it traveling through the modem, your screen and then right into your very being.
You could tell he was struggling to find words and to keep the conversation going.
But I was kind to him because, you know, some people like me can't stand hurting someone else's feelings, so he kept messaging me every day.
A week later, he sent something along the lines of:
"hey, I think I like you"
Fuck, I knew this moment would come.
At this point I started to see the truth; t became clear to me how girls feel when they have a desperate clingy guy on their asses every day. Akwardness because of the nature of the situation, pitiness because of the poor guy, and disgust for, you know, having a dude in an online game trying to get you to be his girlfriend.
So I answerd:
"Yeah, I like you too, you are very good friend n.n"
Then I changed topics.
I thought it was over, I wanted to have free items, not to have a epiphany about how it is to have some fuck chasing you.
The next day he talked to me again and I wss like fuck, he came back. After a bit of small talk, he said that he liked me again, I answered in a similar way as before, but he insisted.
"No, I really, REALLY like you"
I was quickly running through my options to reject him withouth hurting his feelings, when the real shocker came in.
"I love you Rammie"
This fucker. This fucker fell "in love" during a period of one week with a fucking female character.
So, I had only one option then, if that's not the least hurting option I had a the moment, put me on a dress and call me Sallie.
"I'm a lesbian"
And that's how I learned to reject and became a lesbian girl on a shitty online rpg.
[QUOTE=Cosa8888;47336477]
"How I learned to reject and became a lesbian girl on a shitty online rpg"[/QUOTE]
Finally, a sequel to "Dr. Strangelove"!
I watch The Big Bang Theory as a guilty pleasure
i have fleeting moments where i really wish i were a girl, and theyre starting to happen more and more often (up to many times a day now). i never had issues with gender shit in the past.
Every once in a while I play really, really terrible games to remind me of the good things in life.
[t]http://static.giantbomb.com/uploads/original/9/93770/1642386-the_stalin_subway.jpg[/t]
(Ex. Stalin Subway: Awful slog through repetitive tunnels with hilariously bad gunplay, weird balance and design, comical voice acting, and generally unredeemable.)
Occasionally, you find some gems too.
[t]http://pics.mobygames.com/images/covers/large/1311289891-00.jpg[/t]
(Ex. Vivisector: Serious Sam meets Far Cry where you murder furries with an insanely weird gore system. I've actually replayed this one a few times. Sad it's not on Steam.)
It's funny, because sometimes the [I]really[/I] bad ones are fun. It's like watching a b-movie. It's a nice break from the all the Triple-A stuff that gets shoveled out next to various indie games.
I still can't tie my shoes. There, I said it.
[QUOTE=FunnyStarRunner;47337571]I still can't tie my shoes. There, I said it.[/QUOTE]
[video=youtube;TtVsCEosUvU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtVsCEosUvU[/video]
I can hardly drink most carbonated beverages. To me, soda is just liquid pain in a can.
[QUOTE=FunnyStarRunner;47337571]I still can't tie my shoes. There, I said it.[/QUOTE]
I couldn't tie my laces for the longest time as well, but I learned a few months ago with this:
[video=youtube;_aAeI7p-Tkc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_aAeI7p-Tkc[/video]
Easier and faster than the regular way :v:
[QUOTE=Zotobom;47338783]I couldn't tie my laces for the longest time as well, but I learned a few months ago with this:
[video=youtube;_aAeI7p-Tkc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_aAeI7p-Tkc[/video]
Easier and faster than the regular way :v:[/QUOTE]
aye shes got a dope fit
[QUOTE=Magic Scrumpy;47337426]i have fleeting moments where i really wish i were a girl, and theyre starting to happen more and more often (up to many times a day now). i never had issues with gender shit in the past.[/QUOTE]
I have these too, though for me it's more of a curiosity of the other sex and becasue being a cute arse kicking girl is appealing to me. Why do you wish to be a girl?
I feel like I'm always the one who gets the technical problems that are unheard of. Even if I manage to find some forum post where someone had the exact problem, there's either no answer or the original poster, also known as "doubledongdeclan86," posts "nvm i fixed it lol" and nothing else. He doesn't even tell how he fixed it.
How did you fix it, Double Dong Declan?
HOW DID YOU FIX IT!?
worse yet
"i can pm you the solution. check your inbox"
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