• Shit You'd Like To Confess On An Online Forum
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[QUOTE=ProtoMob;47339416]I feel like I'm always the one who gets the technical problems that are unheard of. Even if I manage to find some forum post where someone had the exact problem, there's either no answer or the original poster, also known as "doubledongdeclan86," posts "nvm i fixed it lol" and nothing else. He doesn't even tell how he fixed it. How did you fix it, Double Dong Declan? HOW DID YOU FIX IT!?[/QUOTE] [img]http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/wisdom_of_the_ancients.png[/img] ? :v:
I copy random lines of text or anything really throughout the day so I don't accidentally paste and send weird porn to anyone
I'm really fucking scared of what people think of me. I automatically start thinking when I just talked to someone. I'm a afraid if they think I'm weird or super stupid to listen to. :tinfoil:
I don't have nipples
[QUOTE=fudge blood;47345646]I don't have nipples[/QUOTE] pics :~)
[QUOTE=mikester112;47327805] Also I constantly watch anime and play games to cover up the monotony of my life. Sometimes I'd even skip 3 days of college just to do those things. Everything just seems so boring and colorless right now. I try to be proactive, I hang out with friends, go out and do stuff but it doesn't really help. If I could I would probably just lock myself in a room and do those things for all eternity. It's not that I'm miserable, it's the lack of miserableness or happiness that gets me. Everything's so damn boring and I need to distract myself or I'd go insane. [/QUOTE] You know what you need? A real hobby, instead of hiding behind your desk all day. Dirtbiking, RC cars/helicopters/planes, travelling, making something with your hands, fixing up old cars or motorcycles, or even working out. Whatever you do, start doing something INTERESTING. Sitting on a desk chair watching anime all day and playing games won't make your life interesting, hence why you feel bored. This advice counts for more of you guys. Do you want to remember your life as boring and unproductive, or do you wanna make the best out of it? I know it's hard to just start with a certain hobby because it costs money and practice before you can start, but everybody has to go trough that. You are missing out on something beautiful in life if you don't have a passion for anything.
[QUOTE=Zotobom;47338783]I couldn't tie my laces for the longest time as well, but I learned a few months ago with this: [video=youtube;_aAeI7p-Tkc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_aAeI7p-Tkc[/video] Easier and faster than the regular way :v:[/QUOTE] I've actually fallen in love with this channel, thank you.
[QUOTE=Mr. Zombie;47305950]I wish I was a baller. I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her.[/QUOTE] I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat And a six four Impala -- i don't have anything to confess i'm quite plain really [editline]18th March 2015[/editline] oh actually, i talk to myself under my breath whilst working, as if i was making a tutorial explaining what I'm doing - it helps me focus?? I have my own office so no one hears me :)
[QUOTE=fudge blood;47345646]I don't have nipples[/QUOTE] It's okay, I have three. I can name the third one after you.
I have a third nipple too
You two cut off your third nipples and give them to fudge blood [editline]18th March 2015[/editline] this is probably my weirdest post of 2015 so far
I'm sixteen and cannot swim
I'm 23 and I HATE the beach I live on an Island in the Caribbeans :v:
My internal monologue seems to be really extreme and any time I'm not at work/anyplace else, basically at home alone, I constantly talk out loud to myself. I almost semi-annoy myself.
I secretly kind of wish there'd be a 3D sex game thing were you could make your own scenarios
I am a faggot. no for real. a big faggot.. AND I LOVE IT
[QUOTE=Valiantttt;47348274]I am a faggot. no for real. a big faggot.. AND I LOVE IT[/QUOTE] So, do you give people sticks or what?
[QUOTE=fudge blood;47345646]I don't have nipples[/QUOTE] I have three.. :( Right nipple is normal, but the left pec has two of the little 'nubs side by side.
[QUOTE=Linkuya;47348955]I have three.. :( Right nipple is normal, but the left pec has two of the little 'nubs side by side.[/QUOTE] Is it like two separate ones, or does it just seem like a "split" one? My third nipple is on my left side about 6cm below my left normal nipple, and it is really tiny and just looks like a pale mole.
A few years back, I made some money selling MLP dakimakuras. I stopped after getting bored, but it's funded all my game purchases and Christmas presents money for the past few years. Though I've run out of money. And I still have some leftover stock in my closet, though it's too late for me to sell them again. It was fun while it lasted.
[QUOTE=KillerJaguar;47349132]A few years back, I made some money selling MLP dakimakuras. I stopped after getting bored, but it's funded all my game purchases and Christmas presents money for the past few years. Though I've run out of money. And I still have some leftover stock in my closet, though it's too late for me to sell them again. It was fun while it lasted.[/QUOTE] You should never have stopped. You'd be making mad bank all the time
[QUOTE=EuSKalduna;47349174]You should never have stopped. You'd be making mad bank all the time[/QUOTE] I stopped mostly from because of losing interest and getting afraid of getting a C&D.
I don't have an avatar right now because I removed it when I decided I was taking a break from this forum and I wasn't sure if I was coming back ever, but now that I am back I feel like I should get a new one, or else it'll only draw attention to the fact that I'm posting from my Wii U a lot lately, and for some odd reason I'm afraid someone's going to point it out.
I try to make the most offensive jokes possible on purpose, then get upset when I offend people.
[QUOTE=Bordellimies;47349124]Is it like two separate ones, or does it just seem like a "split" one? My third nipple is on my left side about 6cm below my left normal nipple, and it is really tiny and just looks like a pale mole.[/QUOTE] Two separate ones my nipple buddy.
If I'm playing a video game while talking to someone one Skype, which is regularly, I will make it sound like I am a lot better at the game than I really
[QUOTE=EuSKalduna;47347967]I'm sixteen and cannot swim[/QUOTE] I'm almost twenty and I cannot swim either. :c I love being near the water but I'm terrified of it because of drowning experiences I've had.
I kinda like the smell of preserved brains :v:
[QUOTE=Khameleon029;47349683]I kinda like the smell of preserved brains :v:[/QUOTE] How does it smell? EDIT: and don't say with its nose
I sometimes go back to old chatlogs/posts on Facepunch and thank god that I'm not still that stupid, ignorant and annoying as fuck child that I was back in the day. I was awkward, boring, uninterested in much else apart from video games and porn and generally just a fucking brat. I feel that now I'm a much better person. I spend more time on reading about/researching interesting and important things, I'm much more involved in more creative and worth-while hobbies like writing and composing/playing music. I feel like I'm a much smarter and interested person than I used to be (Good riddance, 13 year old me). The thing that scares me though is back when I was being stupid, I had no realization of it, even when people would blatantly tell me. I wonder if I'm still just an obnoxious twat, but I just don't realize it, or people are afraid to tell me. Or maybe I've just become a pretentious prick. I don't know. Sometimes I wish the people I know would straight up describe me as they see me. How I see myself and how others see me are two very different things, but I just don't know how people [I]really[/I] see me.
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