• Shit You'd Like To Confess On An Online Forum
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A few years back my Steam account got hijacked and I finally went through the Steam Support recovery process after a fucking long time waiting, I logged in to see my account name changed, my friends list wiped and replaced with this schmuck's own friends My double confession is firstly that I really wanted to exploit the opportunity to shit all over his apparent clan mates at the top of the list to tell them what a cunt the hijacker was and secondly that I was actually a bit uh... intimidated that it'd just cause one of them to try hijack my account again, so I nervously removed them all and that was that
I am happy that I was pretty respectful when I was young on the internet. I may have been a bit clueless, but kind. I know for facepunch in particular I was very careful. I found out about these forums from the gmod steam support forum (way back then, I had well over 1000+ posts) and facepunch was always described as a "dangerous" place with ban happy admins So when I came here, I was sure to be respectful, perhaps too much so because it was awkward.
[QUOTE=da space core;47351551]I am happy that I was pretty respectful when I was young on the internet. I may have been a bit clueless, but kind. I know for facepunch in particular I was very careful. I found out about these forums from the gmod steam support forum (way back then, I had well over 1000+ posts) and facepunch was always described as a "dangerous" place with ban happy admins So when I came here, I was sure to be respectful, perhaps too much so because it was awkward.[/QUOTE] You know what, yeah I made this account back in 2011 but lurked most of the time because exactly the same thing. people would tell me you'd get banned for ANY little thing here. over the years I learned thats not true. Just don't be an idiot and you'll be fine
[QUOTE=Deri102;47349986]I sometimes go back to old chatlogs/posts on Facepunch and thank god that I'm not still that stupid, ignorant and annoying as fuck child that I was back in the day. I was awkward, boring, uninterested in much else apart from video games and porn and generally just a fucking brat. I feel that now I'm a much better person. I spend more time on reading about/researching interesting and important things, I'm much more involved in more creative and worth-while hobbies like writing and composing/playing music. I feel like I'm a much smarter and interested person than I used to be (Good riddance, 13 year old me). The thing that scares me though is back when I was being stupid, I had no realization of it, even when people would blatantly tell me. I wonder if I'm still just an obnoxious twat, but I just don't realize it, or people are afraid to tell me. Or maybe I've just become a pretentious prick. I don't know. Sometimes I wish the people I know would straight up describe me as they see me. How I see myself and how others see me are two very different things, but I just don't know how people [I]really[/I] see me.[/QUOTE] I recently went back to a forum I used to spend time at when I was like twelve, which I had enjoyed, and my god I was a total spaz. This was before I even managed to type correctly. Sometimes i'm amazed that anyone put up with me. My early facepunch posts aren't much better either though. No matter how old I get I end up spending a decent amount of time hoping that I just don't annoy people to much.
[QUOTE=Deri102;47349986]I sometimes go back to old chatlogs/posts on Facepunch and thank god that I'm not still that stupid, ignorant and annoying as fuck child that I was back in the day. I was awkward, boring, uninterested in much else apart from video games and porn and generally just a fucking brat. I feel that now I'm a much better person. I spend more time on reading about/researching interesting and important things, I'm much more involved in more creative and worth-while hobbies like writing and composing/playing music. I feel like I'm a much smarter and interested person than I used to be (Good riddance, 13 year old me). The thing that scares me though is back when I was being stupid, I had no realization of it, even when people would blatantly tell me. I wonder if I'm still just an obnoxious twat, but I just don't realize it, or people are afraid to tell me. Or maybe I've just become a pretentious prick. I don't know. Sometimes I wish the people I know would straight up describe me as they see me. How I see myself and how others see me are two very different things, but I just don't know how people [I]really[/I] see me.[/QUOTE] Are you me? [editline]19th March 2015[/editline] I still ask sometimes ask myself if I'm that same annoying piece of shit I was when I was younger, but when I think realistically it turns out that no, I'm not. I've got friends, I get along with pretty much everyone I talk to and people want to hang out with me. So take a look at your life Deri, do you have friends? Do you get along with people? Do people seem to like you? If yes to all then you're doing grand. The mind can be a bitch and trick you into thinking bad things about yourself even though they're not true at all.
[QUOTE=KillerTele;47353071]Are you me? [editline]19th March 2015[/editline] I still ask sometimes ask myself if I'm that same annoying piece of shit I was when I was younger, but when I think realistically it turns out that no, I'm not. I've got friends, I get along with pretty much everyone I talk to and people want to hang out with me. So take a look at your life Deri, do you have friends? Do you get along with people? Do people seem to like you? If yes to all then you're doing grand. The mind can be a bitch and trick you into thinking bad things about yourself even though they're not true at all.[/QUOTE] You make a good point KT. I guess I'm not really that person anymore. I get along with a lot of people and have a good group of friends. I guess you're probably right, I'm probably just being paranoid or over-thinking the whole thing. I'll just chill out from now on :v: Cheers mate :)
I went through this whole over-use cursing and calling people downy/autistic phase. It lasted about a year and looking back at it makes me want to punch my old self in the face not for being offensive but for just being absolutely shitty and abusive of language. Every other word was a curse word, or a reference to down syndrome. Technically, though, I was the lightest out of a specific Garry's Mod community. There was infinitely worse.
When no one is around to hear, I do poor impersonations of cartoon/videogame characters just for the hell of it. For some reason, it is SO DAMN SATISFYING yelling in my house like Patrick Warburton. ᴵ ᵃᶫˢᵒ ᶫᵒᵒᵏ ᵃᵗ ᶠᵘʳʳʸ ᵖᵒʳᶰ ᶠᵒʳ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘᶜᵏ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ⋅ ᴵᶰᵗᵉʳᵉˢᵗᶦᶰᵍ ˢᵗᵘᶠᶠ, ᵗᵒ ˢᵃʸ ᵗʰᵉ ᶫᵉᵃˢᵗ⋅
I hate somebody on this forum that EVERYBODY likes. Everybody. There ain't a single person that dislikes him. I find him arrogant, self centered and annoying every time he posts. I'm not gonna name names, I'm too scared of his internet brigade that he surely has :'v
[QUOTE=fudge blood;47363247]I hate somebody on this forum that EVERYBODY likes. Everybody. There ain't a single person that dislikes him. I find him arrogant, self centered and annoying every time he posts. I'm not gonna name names, I'm too scared of his internet brigade that he surely has :'v[/QUOTE] There's only one person I can think off, I guess.
[QUOTE=fudge blood;47363247]I hate somebody on this forum that EVERYBODY likes. Everybody. There ain't a single person that dislikes him. I find him arrogant, self centered and annoying every time he posts. I'm not gonna name names, I'm too scared of his internet brigade that he surely has :'v[/QUOTE] Just tell us. It annoys me when people bait like this saying "Here's something really interesting, but I'm not gonna tell!" I'll respect you more if you post it anyways instead of posting just this.
[QUOTE=matt000024;47364041]Just tell us. It annoys me when people bait like this saying "Here's something really interesting, but I'm not gonna tell!" I'll respect you more if you post it anyways instead of posting just this.[/QUOTE] no way, I know I'll get attacked with hate and I'd rather avoid that headache, sorry though :(
When I was younger I would draw stick figures killing each other in lots of different ways. I found one of my old notebooks and was surprised that the first thing in it was a stick figure getting cut in half, blood, guts, and brain showing, small pupils, all that. Which was really weird, because during that time I also drew a lot of cute kirby-like characters.
[QUOTE=fudge blood;47363247]I hate somebody on this forum that EVERYBODY likes. Everybody. There ain't a single person that dislikes him. I find him arrogant, self centered and annoying every time he posts. I'm not gonna name names, I'm too scared of his internet brigade that he surely has :'v[/QUOTE] Look, I know it's me. But it's okay, I understand. It's because you want to be me. I'm willing to give you the secret for only three recurring payments of $19.99.
[QUOTE=fudge blood;47363247]I hate somebody on this forum that EVERYBODY likes. Everybody. There ain't a single person that dislikes him. I find him arrogant, self centered and annoying every time he posts. I'm not gonna name names, I'm too scared of his internet brigade that he surely has :'v[/QUOTE] It's Garry isnt it?
[QUOTE=fudge blood;47363247]I hate somebody on this forum that EVERYBODY likes. Everybody. There ain't a single person that dislikes him. I find him arrogant, self centered and annoying every time he posts. I'm not gonna name names, I'm too scared of his internet brigade that he surely has :'v[/QUOTE] Is it Gastric? Cause if so you're crazy.
[QUOTE=fudge blood;47363247]I hate somebody on this forum that EVERYBODY likes. Everybody. There ain't a single person that dislikes him. I find him arrogant, self centered and annoying every time he posts. I'm not gonna name names, I'm too scared of his internet brigade that he surely has :'v[/QUOTE] If this "somebody" is who I think it is, I already got chewed out for complaining about him and/or her.
[QUOTE=fudge blood;47363247]I hate somebody on this forum that EVERYBODY likes. Everybody. There ain't a single person that dislikes him. I find him arrogant, self centered and annoying every time he posts. I'm not gonna name names, I'm too scared of his internet brigade that he surely has :'v[/QUOTE] Is it me?
[QUOTE=fudge blood;47363247]I hate somebody on this forum that EVERYBODY likes. Everybody. There ain't a single person that dislikes him. I find him arrogant, self centered and annoying every time he posts. I'm not gonna name names, I'm too scared of his internet brigade that he surely has :'v[/QUOTE] I can't help but get paranoid when people say stuff like this. Mom stop you're tearing facepunch apart :(
[QUOTE=Waffle Lord;47364091]When I was younger I would draw stick figures killing each other in lots of different ways. I found one of my old notebooks and was surprised that the first thing in it was a stick figure getting cut in half, blood, guts, and brain showing, small pupils, all that. Which was really weird, because during that time I also drew a lot of cute kirby-like characters.[/QUOTE] I remember doing an assignment in 6th grade that involved drawing pictures as associations to words, and one of them involved battle, so I drew these spherical soldiers fighting in a war with extremely graphic detail. One of them even had tears in his eyes. Surprisingly I was never called in about that. I'm guessing my teacher kept it a secret 'cause he was a cool dude.
Someone sent me childporn over facebook and the FBI haven't got back to me I'm not even joking [url]http://gyazo.com/f58de18dbcf2a9e05f32eb8e286dec54[/url] They were removed them from the facebook messages and I deleted the images I was keeping as evidence, so that's the best I've got
[QUOTE=fudge blood;47364076]no way, I know I'll get attacked with hate and I'd rather avoid that headache, sorry though :([/QUOTE] ve haff vays off maykink hyu tock!
Me and a close friend of mine sent glitter to someone we know. He kept spamming us with memes. Decided to give something back.
Despite not being, like, kissless and stuff, I don't know how to flirt or arouse interest in someone. Like, what the fuck constitutes as flirting? The fuck am I supposed to say?
[QUOTE=fudge blood;47363247]I hate somebody on this forum that EVERYBODY likes. Everybody. There ain't a single person that dislikes him. I find him arrogant, self centered and annoying every time he posts. I'm not gonna name names, I'm too scared of his internet brigade that he surely has :'v[/QUOTE] Its obviously MaxofS2D
[QUOTE=da space core;47371088]Its obviously MaxofS2D[/QUOTE] It's true, EVERYBODY loved Max and wants him back
I miss his baguette :'(
[QUOTE=da space core;47371088]Its obviously MaxofS2D[/QUOTE] it's Lankist
[QUOTE=fudge blood;47363247]I hate somebody on this forum that EVERYBODY likes. Everybody. There ain't a single person that dislikes him. I find him arrogant, self centered and annoying every time he posts. I'm not gonna name names, I'm too scared of his internet brigade that he surely has :'v[/QUOTE] I have the same problem...but I'll make a deal. If I say who my person is, you say who your person is. Fair? [editline]22nd March 2015[/editline] [sp]I don't like Craptasket. Please don't ban me. There I said it.[/sp]
[QUOTE=da space core;47371088]Its obviously MaxofS2D[/QUOTE] Ugh MaxofS2D was the worst person I ever met on the Internet. I'm glad the douche is not a admin anymore and doesn't even acknowledged this forum anymore. He really needs to learn some fucking manners instead of just treating people like shit.
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