A long time ago when i was a wee lad, I smothered ice cream, kahlua, and bailey's all over a redneck's shiny polished truck
Through a mix of an extremely sheltered young life(ex. I was told Elvis died of constipation and no one told me the truth until i was 15), my natural aversion to people and years of sexual abuse from an older cousin I became the 'weird kid' at school. Oostracized for my bizarre behavior I had few friends, midway through high school my aversion grew and I began avoiding even the people that would speak to me.
After high school I worked a retail job for a few years and quit. Anxiety got the better of me, I've been coasting by the last few years with all the money I earned (Never spent any of the money I earned while working).
In conclusion, I would like to confess utter hatred for younger self, and discontent with the shameful schlub I've become.
I always feel like i'm wasting other people time...Like you right now...Stop reading me and continue with your activities >:(
I thought Armin Arlert from Attack On Titan was a girl, and thought he was hot (before realising he was male).
I was asked what internet forum I browsed.
I muttered something incomprehensible, leaving it open to the imagination.
Nobody must know.
I was once browsing the Super Smash Bros. thread at school and got called down to the dean's office because they thought Facepunch was a website that promoted bullying.
I get scared someone's going to find my second alias, and just go on a train ride of all the worst shit I browse/sign up for. And then they'll mock me in real life about it.
I still confuse left and right all the time. Like I know which is which, but I have to stop and think about it or I'll get it wrong. Same with vertical and horizontal.
[QUOTE=4444;47446297]I still confuse left and right all the time. Like I know which is which, but I have to stop and think about it or I'll get it wrong. Same with vertical and horizontal.[/QUOTE]
Same here.
Also, F-22 Raptor is my Waifu. I just buy every game that has an F-22 Raptor in it. I even try to pre-order them [Example is Act of Agression].
[I]Please Please tell me games where the Raptor appears in.[/I]
[QUOTE=4444;47446297]I still confuse left and right all the time. Like I know which is which, but I have to stop and think about it or I'll get it wrong. Same with vertical and horizontal.[/QUOTE]
I've only just recently started to learn the difference between vertical and horizontal as well as rows and columns. Remember that horizontal is the horizon and columns go from the floor to the ceiling.
[QUOTE][video=youtube;UWQQea8MoUY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWQQea8MoUY[/video]
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I kept up to this once
and watched all of it.
Over 8.5 hours of MLPxAA.
Honestly is isn't THAT bad for Pony fan media, but to think I've wasted 8 hours of my life watching this makes me feel terrible
-snipwrongthread-
I wouldn't fap to her, but I think the Administrator from TF2 is hot. Mostly because I like rich, powerful women. Also she gives me the Cruella de Vil vibe
I love femdoms abusing submissive dudes
[i]oh man[/i]
[QUOTE=4444;47446297]I still confuse left and right all the time. Like I know which is which, but I have to stop and think about it or I'll get it wrong. Same with vertical and horizontal.[/QUOTE]
Just imagine Horizontal being like a horizon
[t]http://wallpoper.com/images/00/36/45/90/horizon_00364590.jpg[/t]
Left to right, easy to remember after that
I once tried to start a Facebook page dedicated to uploading hot SFW pics of sexy models.
It never took off, yet I have a single Indian dude who frequently visits the page and likes any content I upload.
I don't know why, but I have this weird desire to start screaming all the time.
Both in my head and while talking I almost always mix up British Prime Minister David Cameron and director James Cameron.
Like I know exactly who each are but when I need to pull out one of their names from memory I remember them both as "[common male name] Cameron" and it never helps and then I look like an idiot.
I want to pursue a career in blacksmithing but I'm afraid to try because I have absolutely no experience and very little knowledge
I'm easily made paranoid about myself and my actions and I hate it. I'm somewhat girly/flamboyant and gay so I'm afraid friends would judge me off that. So much only like one of my friends know, and they're totally fine with it, but my mind makes me think they might think I'm a weird person or something.
[QUOTE=Paramud;47465987]I want to pursue a career in blacksmithing but I'm afraid to try because I have absolutely no experience and very little knowledge[/QUOTE]
Everyone, every single person that's ever existed started out with 0% knowledge. You're still young and you've got years upon years to learn.
Go for it man!
[QUOTE=Paramud;47465987]I want to pursue a career in blacksmithing but I'm afraid to try because I have absolutely no experience and very little knowledge[/QUOTE]
[video=youtube;KxGRhd_iWuE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxGRhd_iWuE[/video]
[QUOTE=Rocko's;47466127]I'm easily made paranoid about myself and my actions and I hate it. I'm somewhat girly/flamboyant and gay so I'm afraid friends would judge me off that. So much only like one of my friends know, and they're totally fine with it, but my mind makes me think they might think I'm a weird person or something.[/QUOTE]
You're jumping to conclusions. You've told one friend already and he (or she) is still friends with you. You should tell him/her how anxious and nervous you are about your other friends judging you. Ideally, you should tell them too, because if you can't be honest with your friends about who you are, then they aren't really friends with you, but rather a 'different' you.
It's difficult, but the only way to get better is to be honest with others.
i'm on my ds browsing fp while naked lolol
[QUOTE=cwook;47468396]
You're jumping to conclusions. You've told one friend already and he (or she) is still friends with you. You should tell him/her how anxious and nervous you are about your other friends judging you. Ideally, you should tell them too, because if you can't be honest with your friends about who you are, then they aren't really friends with you, but rather a 'different' you.
It's difficult, but the only way to get better is to be honest with others.[/QUOTE]
True, but the reason I'm so anxious/hesitant is cause I live in the south, where it's highly religious and people are over-judging. Doesn't help my city is snobby, so people and houses have to be a certain way or you're a social outcast. The friend I told isn't from this state, so he's more relaxed and understanding, but my other friends are from here, and they judge extremely easily. I remained friends with them cause I've known them for quite a while, so we're all on good terms, it's just that being open wouldn't be a good idea. As much as I'd like to be open, this isn't the right state to do it, especially when word flies around super easily.
Plus even my own family is this way, which adds more to my anxiety :v:
I'm in love with 2 girls..
One lives in Canada, and one lives here.
What do I do.
I get really drunk every weekend to deal with being clinically depressed.
It's one of the only things I look forward too.
I go to random peoples profiles here on facepunch (of people who rarel post but seem to lurk a bit) and just post random stuff on their page
[QUOTE=da space core;47471556]I go to random peoples profiles here on facepunch (of people who rarel post but seem to lurk a bit) and just post random stuff on their page[/QUOTE]
Absolute madman
10 years ago I stole a calculator and it's in the bottom draw of my drawers right now, despite having moved 50 miles away since
I can practically hear it... calculating away... oh god what have I done
Roleplaying with friends in WoW before going to bed makes me sleep really easily.
What? Don't gimme that look.
Sometimes I pretend that I carry an invisible shotgun and an invisible machine gun and go around my house making combat rolls, jumping and making reload animations. I have a very good voice so while I move around taking cover I like to say stuff like "You ain't gonna take me", "I need backup, repeat, I NEED BACKUP", "Holy shit, that thing almost blew my head off".
From time to time I lay on the floor and pretend that I'm bleeding out, then I say "I don't wanna die here, help", "I'm down", "I just have been fucking hit someone help".
I only do this when I'm alone at home and nobody is looking :v:
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