• Shit You'd Like To Confess On An Online Forum
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I "reverse engineered" a latin exam once. The teacher gave us a list of vocabulary to learn and told us which author we'd translate. I analyzed the whole archive of that author for that vocabulary and picked the text which had the most hits by far and figured it had to be the one picked for the exam. I started translating it at home the same day using internet resources. On the day of the exam my find proved a full hit and I nailed the exam. I managed to crack the next exam the same way. I shared my secret with a few course mates though this time, which proved a mistake later. Instead of manually translating at home, they looked up the text on their phones during the exam and copied it. Even worse, they all used the same source. The cheating was quickly revealed and somebody actually spilled the beans and told them that someone managed to figure out the text a day before (luckily without saying my name). This made it up all the way to the school ministry, which has since then prohibited teachers from handing out learning vocabulary sheets for exams in all of Berlin and Brandenburg. v:v:v
Shame your clever trick got fucked over by your mate ^
I like to post dubstep and other EDM tracks in 'Do You Like The Song Above' even though i'm sure like 90% of people won't like it
[QUOTE=Zotobom;47473190]I like to post dubstep and other EDM tracks in 'Do You Like The Song Above' even though i'm sure like 90% of people won't like it[/QUOTE] I love a mix of hardcore-EDM stuff, they make the best mash-ups
[QUOTE=EvilMelon;47470773]I'm in love with 2 girls.. One lives in Canada, and one lives here. What do I do.[/QUOTE] Pick the UK one.
I'm real bad with interacting with people on the internet, but generally have no issues in real life. I don't know how I got like this, but shit man is it weird.
[QUOTE=TheJunction;47474888]I'm real bad with interacting with people on the internet, but generally have no issues in real life. I don't know how I got like this, but shit man is it weird.[/QUOTE] It's normally the opposite. but then again, i think my partner is the same.
I don't see myself doing anything special or don't really have any huge goals in my life other then to entertain people with either videos or music. Also, most people look really weird on me when I say I don't really long for someone to love anymore, even though it would be nice. To have kids, fuck no. I'm just too much of an eccentric person when it comes that I hate to rely on people. I can go alone and have no issues with that. Also I miss my childhood or the last 5 years of my life, can't believe I'm almost finished with High school. Where is the times when I was playing games, having time to do what I want? I miss it...
[QUOTE=TheJunction;47474888]I'm real bad with interacting with people on the internet, but generally have no issues in real life. I don't know how I got like this, but shit man is it weird.[/QUOTE] I can't interact with anyone, irl & on the Internet, so don't worry, you're fine.
i own two fedoras why ? i don't even know either
My last name literally translates to spaghetti.
[QUOTE=Limpid;47478797]My last name literally translates to spaghetti.[/QUOTE] Lol,mine literally translates to table. [sp]Which doesnt really help when you are a flat-chested girl, ha.[/sp]
I'm the only one who listens to Futurepop and I find it beautiful.
I haven't finished half life 2.
I'm brilliant at pretending not to care or feel emotions, yet i'm completely broken inside and constantly have conflicted feelings.
I could never complete the final section of HL2:ep2 and had to use cheats.
[QUOTE=greeley;47481856]I'm brilliant at pretending not to care or feel emotions, yet i'm completely broken inside and constantly have conflicted feelings.[/QUOTE] Don't worry, at least you feel properly. I can't tell my feelings because mine are improper and I don't recognise any of them. That happens when you're an INTJ kinda guy.
I never managed to finish GTA San Andreas without using cheats. I tried once but there was a bug that couldn't let me finish a story mission.
[QUOTE=SebiWarrior;47481942]Don't worry, at least you feel properly. I can't tell my feelings because mine are improper and I don't recognise any of them. That happens when you're an INTJ kinda guy.[/QUOTE] Shit, just googled that and it sounds a lot like me. I feel physical feelings, but i can't decipher them. I don't know what they mean and i am logically trying to solve them to no avail. I always think "Maybe its a feeling that i like this, maybe it is a feeling that it is not what i expected, maybe it is a feeling completely unrelated to that, but why would i be thinking about that etc...". Basically i just non-stop analyse my inner problems with no outcome and just keep it all bottled up.
[QUOTE=DormitoryRapier;47482046]I never managed to finish GTA San Andreas without using cheats. I tried once but there was a bug that couldn't let me finish a story mission.[/QUOTE] I never finished vice city without playing cheats and it's right there in my library too
[QUOTE=Kingy_who;47481861]I could never complete the final section of HL2:ep2 and had to use cheats.[/QUOTE] I played the episodes b4 the original, i didn't even pay attention to what was on the retail box at the time i bought it, so when i started playing naturally i was a bit confused about the plot.
I can barely swim.
[QUOTE=Linda,Octopus;47485356]I can barely swim.[/QUOTE] learn to properly swim asap. it's a lifesaver. seriously. you're never too late learning these kind of things.
I got a full swimming course at the age of 8~ish and I could do about 400~ ish metres without stopping by the end. I'm still a capable swimmer, but I've always been disappointed that I never took, or rather got the opportunity to take swimming further. Swimming is a brilliant sport because I never had a particularly athletic body, being pretty skinny, and yet in P.E years down the line while I'd be shit at football and rugby and all that, when it came to swimming I'd completely wreck everyone else in the class. You don't need technique to know how to run in football, but in swimming technique is literally everything. You won't even float if you've never had lessons.
I always wanted to live in my home state of Wisconsin for as long as I can remember, or at least live somewhere nearby it and whatnot. Mostly so I could stay close to my family and whatnot, the more I stay here however the more I'm beginning to realize what a shitty decision that probably is. I need to get away from most of the people I know, I really long to start anew.
[QUOTE=Dr.Critic;47485796]I got a full swimming course at the age of 8~ish and I could do about 400~ ish metres without stopping by the end. I'm still a capable swimmer, but I've always been disappointed that I never took, or rather got the opportunity to take swimming further. Swimming is a brilliant sport because I never had a particularly athletic body, being pretty skinny, and yet in P.E years down the line while I'd be shit at football and rugby and all that, when it came to swimming I'd completely wreck everyone else in the class. You don't need technique to know how to run in football, but in swimming technique is literally everything. You won't even float if you've never had lessons.[/QUOTE] It's never too late to start.
I'm stuck on a mental cliff of wanting to become a professional programmer, but it's only been a hobby of mine in the past and I never really pursued it and developed the skills necessary to be really good at it. My teachers during high school/early college weren't the best for the topic, so I didn't get as far into it as I would've liked either. I've got my Associate's in IT now (I know I want a career in a electronic field) and I'm considering going for a Bachelor's in Computer Engineering before I commit to any job outside of part-time work for saving money. It sounds like it should be an easy choice but I'm dreadfully worried that it's going to be a hell of a lot more difficult than I expected and not turn out, ending up a waste of time. I'm not particularly great at math, and I figure advanced material's gonna require a solid understanding of Calculus and stuff. I don't want to putz around while trying to figure out what career I want for too long lest I end up having to settle and be trapped in a low-skill job I don't want, so its been rough on me mentally. For those wondering, I've done about 2 years each on Java and C throughout my schooling, really rusty on both right now. I'd like to learn Python and get better at those two now.
[QUOTE=Linda,Octopus;47485356]I can barely swim.[/QUOTE] I learned to swim underwater before ontop. I even came 3rd in a swimming gala underwater out of 10 before i could swim above water. It is strange.
Allright, story time! :words: I work at this printworks-place, I was working the night shift. We were just done with the latest order and we decided to take lunchbreak, it was around 20.00. I decided to go to the bathroom before going to the cafeteria, so I had to pass by the windows on the bottom floor. This was during the autumn, in Sweden, so it was pitch black outside. Suddenly I hear this knocking on the window when I walk by, nearly crapping my pants. I look out into the darkness and see this really short old man with a beard just standing there. He gestures for me to open the window, so I open it and asks him what he wants. Apparently he's a truck driver and someone forgot to open the gates, so he can't drive in and unload his truck. Gullible as I am I open the window and let this leprechaun-looking man in through the window. He says he'll find someone to help him open the gate and I go my jolly way to the bathroom. Later in the cafeteria I asked my coworkers if they saw the old man. They hadn't. Oh shit did I just help a burglar in through the window? I spent the next fifteen minutes running around looking for some tiny bearded senior, only to finally find him, in a truck. Moral of the story, I'm gullible enough to let in some random dude through a window without even thinking about if he's a burglar/murderer or not.
Sometimes i sing when nobody is around It surprisingly has benefits. Ive actually became much better at staying in pitch, keeping track of my intonation and breathing Also, i jacked off to my high school id not something im exactly proud of
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