There's this guy I know who has this personality that I find obnoxious for some reason, and whenever there's something that he really likes a lot and never shuts up about it causes me to hate that thing by association.
To date, because of this phenomenon alone I now dislike Queen, The Beatles, classic megaman, and more stuff like that.
The weird thing is I usually try to get along with or at least don't care about other people, there's just something about this one guy, something about the way he conducts himself that rubs me the wrong way.
I have no desire to change gender, or anything physical except for the fact that I really want a dick. Not because I wanna be a dude. It's so hard to fap being me. I just want a dick to tug n go. It would be my little secret and no one would no about it because it wouldn't be relevant.
I just [i]want[/i] a dick to just fap with.
If there's surgeries that do that without fucking up my other systems I wanna get on that shit. I just don't want to look like a dude. But idk how biology works :v:
I bought a digital camoflouge fedora on a whim
[QUOTE=Dick Slamfist;47502026]I bought a digital camoflouge fedora on a whim[/QUOTE]
At least no one can see it
i'm hypocritical at times
okay, most of the time
I posted about my sweaty hands here before. Yesterday theee was somebreally nice weather, my hands were soaked and I couldn't help it. Everywhere I touched I left a bit of sweat. While using my phone on the train, my sweat was literally falling off my phone in drops. People find it disgusting and even though it isn't, I absolutely fucking hate it because I can't do anything normal when it happens.
And these ars also the days I walk around with soaking wet parts on the top of my leg
I have a relative that looks a lot like Nick Cage.
I stole the name killer monkey. Back in the HL2DM co-op days there was this clan or something in which everyone had names like "Red Killer Monkey _____" where the blank was a name of their choosing and the color was what ever they wanted. I was 9 at the time and looking for a good name so I stole it and had the name blue killer monkey, which posed then of so much that they left the server forever and my name stuck, though it's only killer monkey now.
Today is exactly a year ago I kissed the girl I loved (on the cheek, but still), that was probably the happiest day of my life in a long time. Probably the happiest I've been the whole year
I'm concerned that the more I learn, the stupider I'm getting.
I feel like the more I'm studying maths and sciences in my engineering degree, the worse my English is getting. I find myself forgetting words more often, messing up my sentences, and I feel as if my vocabulary has shrunk, though I'm not entirely sure how I'd verify this. It feels as if in order to fit this technical knowledge into my head, I have to force out literary or art-related knowledge. I'm certain that trying to learn another language right now as well, albeit I'm not trying very hard, isn't helping.
On an unrelated note, I lapse into various accents at random times. Not just alone, but also when in public and also contextually. I tend to get angry at things or bad drivers in a Scottish accent, and I talk to my cat in the middle of the night in an English one. I will, at times, also lapse into Russian and US southern accents for no good reason.
And on another unrelated note, if I hear a song and I know even part of the lyrics, I feel compelled to sing them. I do it without even thinking. Sometimes songs also just pop into my head and I'll start singing them randomly without even thinking. There was one time I freaked out some of my co-workers by belting out some Katy Perry song in a bar in a deep voice, and I don't even like her music.
[QUOTE=Fourm Shark;47509701]I cant stop biting my fingernails and the skin on my fingers.[/QUOTE]
I'm all about munchin' on that finger skin.
The hardened skin on the sides of my fingernails are where it's at.
it bothers me that my Trans friend has a bigger dick than me.
[QUOTE=Jesus Crits;47509765]it bothers me that my Trans friend has a bigger dick than me.[/QUOTE]
Ask if they are cool with some sort of "hand-me-across" deal
[QUOTE=Jesus Crits;47509765]it bothers me that my Trans friend has a bigger dick than me.[/QUOTE]
How'd you find that out?
I'm 20 years old and I have never been in love. :v:
I try to rap sometimes and all I really say is fuck and the n-word.
I find really skinny girls repulsive
I mean, all the power to the world to them if they wanna go overboard in taking care of their body, but I can't imagine it's anything close to healthy to have absolutely 0 fat at all
[QUOTE=Recurracy;47511517]I find really skinny girls repulsive
I mean, all the power to the world to them if they wanna go overboard in taking care of their body, but I can't imagine it's anything close to healthy to have absolutely 0 fat at all[/QUOTE]
Some of them naturally have such bodies and can't help it.
[QUOTE=_Axel;47511524]Some of them naturally have such bodies and can't help it.[/QUOTE]
How does that happen? If it's genetics then that's just the way things are, I guess. All I'm saying is why do some people go seriously overboard in trying to lose weight? I'm not sure what the correct word for it is, but is it that role-model stuff, like magazine covers that cause girls (men too, but it seems the role-model focus with men is muscles rather than no fat AND muscles) to go and say 'Yeah, my BMI should totally be as low as it can get'? You're just destroying the same health you're trying to keep up if you think like that
I have to admit that I'm biased about it though
[QUOTE=Sandvich9;47511434]I'm 20 years old and I have never been in love. :v:[/QUOTE]
I'm 21 and have only been once :v:
[QUOTE=Zovox;47511595]I'm 21 and have only been once :v:[/QUOTE]
you beat the majority of facepunch though
Until recently I thought that crime against humanity was doing something that would seriously hurt the humanity (as in, human population) as a whole
so I thought that genocide was a crime against humanity because it made human gene pool smaller or something
when I checked the wikipedia and found out that crimes against humanity are just crimes that seriously affect human dignity I was pretty disapointed
[QUOTE=Recurracy;47511572]How does that happen? If it's genetics then that's just the way things are, I guess. All I'm saying is why do some people go seriously overboard in trying to lose weight? I'm not sure what the correct word for it is, but is it that role-model stuff, like magazine covers that cause girls (men too, but it seems the role-model focus with men is muscles rather than no fat AND muscles) to go and say 'Yeah, my BMI should totally be as low as it can get'? You're just destroying the same health you're trying to keep up if you think like that
I have to admit that I'm biased about it though[/QUOTE]
I am 17 and 50kg. I eat like an American fatty but my metabolism doesn't keep the fat so I always stay skinny as hell. I wouldn't mind some fat. Probably in a few years I'll start getting weight.
What you're describing is bulimia and anorexia, which is not just "I wanna look skinny" because they think they are fat, they also feel guilty if they eat more than the bare minimum to stay alive. I have a friend who is starting to look too skinny and I saw her eat an apple for lunch. Just an apple. One time I tried to get her to eat something more consistent and she looked visibly uncomfortable trying to eat.
My self esteem has taken a severe blow the other day when I was dumped by this girl [sp]who wears crocs[/sp]
[QUOTE=davidrb18;47511763]My self esteem has taken a severe blow the other day when I was dumped by this girl [sp]who wears crocs[/sp][/QUOTE]
i want to laugh at that man, but thats rough, have a friendly
[QUOTE=Recurracy;47511572]How does that happen? If it's genetics then that's just the way things are, I guess. All I'm saying is why do some people go seriously overboard in trying to lose weight? I'm not sure what the correct word for it is, but is it that role-model stuff, like magazine covers that cause girls (men too, but it seems the role-model focus with men is muscles rather than no fat AND muscles) to go and say 'Yeah, my BMI should totally be as low as it can get'? You're just destroying the same health you're trying to keep up if you think like that
I have to admit that I'm biased about it though[/QUOTE]
I knew a really skinny girl who actually tried to [I]gain[/I] weight and struggled.
Like she was drinking milkshakes before bed and trying to eat high calorie food so she could be less of a rail.
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Anyway for some reason I have this sadistic pleasure of informing people of bad news. No idea why.
I refresh the page 1-2 times per minute to see if anyone replied/rated my post.
[QUOTE=ZnT00;47514956]I refresh the page 1-2 times per minute to see if anyone replied/rated my post.[/QUOTE]
Just watch the [url=http://facepunch.com/fp_ticker.php]ticker[/url]
I'm deeply afraid that I will continue to live my life not achieving any of my goals and that I'll die alone, unhappy, and without friends.
I'm at the point where I feel like I'm bipolar. Some days I'm happy, and others I'm mad or sad as hell for no reasons. Especially when I talk to my boyfriend. Some days I'm lovey with him, and others I'm a dick to him for no reason and I don't know why either. Just glad he puts up with my shit anymore...
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