• Shit You'd Like To Confess On An Online Forum
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I peed in that drinking fountain over there. You know the one you just used yeah that one.
When no one is looking at work I drive around on the pallet trucks, spinning around and trying to see how fast I can cut corners, trying to beat my current "track record". It's so much fun. :dance: Haven't crashed yet tho.
When I was born, my mother was 18 and my father was 25. I've always tried to prove to myself that being the child of a teen parent doesn't doom you to failure, and I'm very happy with what I've accomplished. I'm graduating number 2 in my class and will be attending the University of Minnesota next year on mostly academic scholarship.
[QUOTE=WhyNott;47562045]How old was your sister[/QUOTE] like 16 or 17. she was matured.
When I'm in a good mood, I dance around and jump over things.
I think in 4/4 time when I'm walking around, and like always have a beat in my head no matter what. Music is cool yo.
I really dislike living in this shitty 10k people town. Small towns stink imo
I cry during movies all the time even if it isn't that sad or I don't like it. Also I don't really cry or get that sad when people die, I get sad if they were close to me but if I only sorta knew them I've got no feelings one way or another.
I'm a secret homosexual.
[QUOTE=Potaji;47571228]I'm a secret homosexual.[/QUOTE] Not anymore
[QUOTE=Potaji;47571228]I'm a secret homosexual.[/QUOTE] Is that like a secret agent that takes it up the ass?
[QUOTE=Fosax;47571323]Is that like a secret agent that takes it up the ass?[/QUOTE] I wish. I mean, uh no. As in, I said nothing about it since now. To anyone.
I would bang Arnold Bocklin. [t]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/db/Arnold_Boecklin-fiedelnder_Tod.jpg[/t] Also, Alex Karev is the best GA character on the show
I'm also usually a very un-enthused and emotionally controlled person. But if I manage to get myself actually excited about something I go absolutely fucking bonkers. Bouncing off the walls hyper, some kind of coked up kid level of excited. It's bad. I also get really impulsive and just sorta run around and freak out for a couple hours. I did it recently and after about 2 hours of being kinda bored I tried to be sarcastically excited, then I got really excited and ran around for like 6 hours straight. Help, I'm a party animal.
I cried when Mufasa died in Lion King.
I can pretend i'm mature but in reality, the word pedometer never ceases to entertain me
[QUOTE=Whitefox08;47574130]I cried when Mufasa died in Lion King.[/QUOTE] I cried when that dog died in I Am Legend
Secretly I still really miss hanging out with IFAP.
I memorized most of the Frozen OST :v:
Something potentially weird so I'll spoiler tag it. While in the shower, I like to [sp]put my dick up and aim towards the ceiling, letting the shower water rain on the most sensetive part right above the tip.[/sp][sp]It feels like I'm being tickled, just on the verge of sneezing, just on the verge of orgasming and just on the verge of peeing after holding my bladder for ages, all at the same time,[/sp][sp]and it feels so incredibly amazing. I just try to hold the sensation for as long as I can before I rest for a minute or so, feeling exhausted but great at the end of it. It doesn't get me hard but it still feels just so good.[/sp][sp]Usually also ends up with me emptying my bladder a bit but that doesn't bother me since I'm in the shower.[/sp]
[QUOTE=Bordellimies;47576724]Something potentially weird so I'll spoiler tag it. While in the shower, I like to [sp]put my dick up and aim towards the ceiling, letting the shower water rain on the most sensetive part right above the tip.[/sp][sp]It feels like I'm being tickled, just on the verge of sneezing, just on the verge of orgasming and just on the verge of peeing after holding my bladder for ages, all at the same time,[/sp][sp]and it feels so incredibly amazing. I just try to hold the sensation for as long as I can before I rest for a minute or so, feeling exhausted but great at the end of it. It doesn't get me hard but it still feels just so good.[/sp][sp]Usually also ends up with me emptying my bladder a bit but that doesn't bother me since I'm in the shower.[/sp][/QUOTE] [sp]It feels too painful for my sensitive uncircumcised cock[/sp]
[QUOTE=SebiWarrior;47576846][sp]It feels too painful for my sensitive uncircumcised cock[/sp][/QUOTE] Well, [sp]that's the fun of it. Why would I do it if I wasn't sensetive as well! I don't think circumcised guys would really find all that much enjoyable with that.[/sp]
i'm obsessed with bolt-action rifles they're so good
I only listen to anime and J-pop. If I get asked in real life what kind of music I listen to then I just lie and say I really don't listen to any, it just feels embarrassing to admit the truth. Admittedly I think a lot of songs from it are pretty awful (which I completely avoid listening to), but there are also a ton songs that really do shine. I have had relatives made fun of me for it but they did admit the songs I listen to actually aren't bad at all.
Whenever I enter a building with automated doors, I always pretend that I'm opening the doors using the force. [editline]Edited:[/editline] God damn, I'm a nerd.
[QUOTE=Triot;47577364]I only listen to anime and J-pop. If I get asked in real life what kind of music I listen to then I just lie and say I really don't listen to any, it just feels embarrassing to admit the truth. Admittedly I think a lot of songs from it are pretty awful (which I completely avoid listening to), but there are also a ton songs that really do shine. I have had relatives made fun of me for it but they did admit the songs I listen to actually aren't bad at all.[/QUOTE] I have a healthy international collection
I lost my virginity to my teacher after i finished school.
Sometimes I feel scared that I would accidentally offend/hurt someone's feelings in jokes and when the person isn't responding/looks away I immediately say sorry and keep on bugging on how I didn't mean it. That said, I'm really scared of what other people think of me. The thought of having a negative image tends to stick to me for quite some time.
[QUOTE=greeley;47581224]I lost my virginity to my teacher after i finished school.[/QUOTE] Was she hot?
I might have an eating disorder, also a sleeping disorder. People might think I abuse stimulants or some shit, but I actually just have a problem falling asleep, and I only eat 2-4 times a week.
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