• Shit You'd Like To Confess On An Online Forum
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[QUOTE=Viper123_SWE;47581528]Was she hot?[/QUOTE] it was a dude and no
People call me a slut, but surprisingly I'm still a virgin My ex still wants to screw me :l
I hate myself.
[QUOTE=Luxuria;47582436]I hate myself.[/QUOTE] I do too at times. [sp]Very often, actually[/sp]
I used to think the word "corps" was pronounced like "corpse" and not "core".
[QUOTE=Luxuria;47582436]I hate myself.[/QUOTE] me too. I've also accepted i'll never have another girlfriend. I'm not the worst looking guy ever and not super awkward, so I don't understand how I can't attract anyone.
I hate shorts and actively make fun of them but I wear a utili-kilt when it gets hot. [editline]24th April 2015[/editline] The breeze feels very nice, btw.
[QUOTE=FunnyStarRunner;47585638]I used to think the word "corps" was pronounced like "corpse" and not "core".[/QUOTE] Wait what?! How is "corps" pronounced "core" ? Corps as in Corporations? I always said it like "Koorp" because thats how you say it. IM SO CONFUSED
[QUOTE=greeley;47589151]Wait what?! How is "corps" pronounced "core" ? Corps as in Corporations? I always said it like "Koorp" because thats how you say it. IM SO CONFUSED[/QUOTE] As in "army corps", like ANZAC, Australia and New Zealand Army Corps
I'm a giant australian faggot
[QUOTE=FunnyStarRunner;47585638]I used to think the word "corps" was pronounced like "corpse" and not "core".[/QUOTE] Back when I played Lineage II I pronounced it "Line- Age", it was only until recently that I discovered you pronounce it "Linyedge"
I enjoy alcohol.
sometimes when someone makes a typo I look at my keyboard to see how far off they were
I once made love to six women at the same time. Their names were Pinkie, Thumb, Index, Middle, Ring and Palm.
[QUOTE=CrossTownNews;47595458]I once made love to six women at the same time. Their names were Pinkie, Thumb, Index, Middle, Ring and Palm.[/QUOTE] Nothing beats a good, ol' fashioned sixsome.
I couldn't finish. A few of them complained about having cramps.
I used to have a nasty itch on my ass for the longest time until I got it taken care off. Sometimes when I exercise and get sweaty the itch will come back and when I get in the shower I let really hot water run over the itch and it THE best way to relieve it that no scratching can accomplish
[QUOTE=FunnyStarRunner;47585638]I used to think the word "corps" was pronounced like "corpse" and not "core".[/QUOTE] I used to think "abyss" was pronounced "abs" until I asked my parents about it. I also once made an ass of myself by not reading the word "explicit" on CDs properly and I kept calling it "explict," until someone pointed out I had been saying it wrong, and I felt rather stupid.
I grew up in the middle of nowhere. somewhere near rural Indiana. I was visiting my aunts house and this was when I was a kid. she live across the street from a graveyard. one time I was getting really loud along with my brother and that got my uncle upset. he said and I quote if you get any louder might wake up the neighbors from across the street and when that happens there's going to be nothing I can do to stop from them coming over to get you to shut the hell up.
i regret being a fucking moron over video games and losing a good friend in the process. like normally shit doesn't get to me but he was a super good friend. damn yo. [editline]25th April 2015[/editline] no this wasn't supposed to get the top page please no
Krystal, atleast you didn't manage to seperate from a group of really good gaming buddies thanks to me like i did.
[QUOTE={TFS} Rock Su;47596947]Krystal, atleast you didn't manage to seperate from a group of really good gaming buddies thanks to me like i did.[/QUOTE] Did you really have to compare something you did to something he/she did?
I daydream about re-doing my life but with full knowledge I gained in this life. Like, I'd be in 1st grade and I would already know multiplication and that 9/11 was gonna happen.
[QUOTE=Jmir 54;47597083]I daydream about re-doing my life but with full knowledge I gained in this life. Like, I'd be in 1st grade and I would already know multiplication and that 9/11 was gonna happen.[/QUOTE] I feel the same Also, Im not sure if pictures are allowed to be posted here, but this feels relevant [T]https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/8296019456/hBAA867F2/[/T]
[QUOTE=DarkKrystal;47596175]i regret being a fucking moron over video games and losing a good friend in the process. like normally shit doesn't get to me but he was a super good friend. damn yo. [editline]25th April 2015[/editline] no this wasn't supposed to get the top page please no[/QUOTE] We all had times where our emotions got the better of us. As the childhood thing? Yes. I made some severe mistakes. If I could undo them, I would.
I see women as sexual objects. When they want to have real relationships, I just want sex. I'm a bad person.
I once knew a woman who finally accomplished sobriety. I said "Great! Let go out to celebrate! I pay for the drinks!" She said, "but don't wanna drink!" My reply? " I buy you Pepsi's" I lied. Her sobriety lasted only eight hours. II can be such a dick some times.
[QUOTE=Linkuya;47605068]I see women as sexual objects. When they want to have real relationships, I just want sex. I'm a bad person.[/QUOTE] Do you just mean you're not interested in relationships? Because that's fine. But if you mean you don't really value them as people, then I'm afraid that's something you might want to work on.
I had a circumcision at 18. It was not very pleasant.
[QUOTE=Linkuya;47605068]I see women as sexual objects. When they want to have real relationships, I just want sex. I'm a bad person.[/QUOTE] That's how I used to think until I realized how much of a lonely cunt I actually am and want actual companionship.
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