• Shit You'd Like To Confess On An Online Forum
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[QUOTE=Rocko's;47628995]I used to try so hard to be "ghetto thug gangster" back in middle school, it's sad to look back at it... [B]Still have all my clothed, with shorts that go all the way to the knees, and knee high socks. Skinny ass t-shirts that would go all the way down, and a full on black jacket. And lots of snap backs[/B]... Used to flash gang signs all the time to, and do stupid shit with stupid people that I regret doing now. Wish I could alter my past, I'd change that so much...[/QUOTE] you should burn them that will help erase the painful past
[QUOTE=murple;47629031]you should burn them that will help erase the painful past[/QUOTE] already getting rid of most of it, except the jacket, I like the jacket even if it has a bad past. :v:
Sometimes I worry people who are friends with me are just feigning it for reasons unknown to me. I've had a lot of fickle friends in the past and it just hurts every time.
Okay guys, turns out upon further investigation that the real reason my dick bends to the left is due to my circumcision, I can tell now just from examining my cock that they angled the "V" to point towards the left side of my penis, rather than down the middle. So that's that. Masturbating with with any particular hand will NOT mess up the shape of your dick over the long run.
I've realized at this point that I'm a socially manipulative cunt and the more I think about it, the more I've come to be proud of it, in some weird way
[QUOTE=Monkah;47629433]I've realized at this point that I'm a socially manipulative cunt and the more I think about it, the more I've come to be proud of it, in some weird way[/QUOTE] Hence the word "cunt".
i am emotionally abusive. i actively avoid developing intimate relationships with people because i dont want to end up causing harm. :<
When I was very young (Like 8 or 9) I drew these little kiddies comics about Kirby and a stick figure named Guy. Basically they revolved around Kirby doing something stupid that would lead to Guy being killed or injured. I drew them for so long they started actually becoming longer and having more characters like a horrible sea monster that is a British gentleman or an evil worm CEO that was their arch nemesis. I stopped making them when I got to high school because I thought I was getting too old to make silly little kid comics. Most of them are lost now, but every now and then I might wind up finding one and reminisce on when I use to make them all the time.
what that sounds fucking awesome
[QUOTE=Magic Scrumpy;47629998]what that sounds fucking awesome[/QUOTE] Sometimes I think about making new ones, but I fear they might be too cringey because of how childish they were. That and my drawing skills have hardly evolved since then. I think Kirby would still fluctuate in size from being 3 feet tall ball to being almost double the size. :v:
Sometimes I feel like a subconscious part of me is ashamed to be black. To try to help with this, I've been playing video games as a black character whenever I can. In games like Deus Ex, not just San Andreas.
I am sometimes way to impulsive and don't think when I act/talk. I've caused so many people I really like(d) to abandon me when I needed them the most because I said something wrong or said something I wasn't supposed to.
That i really, really, really want to murder [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Janez_Janša"]this guy[/URL]. I really hate this politician. He should've been stinking in prison right now, but noooo, the evidence found was not good enough for slovenian supreme court. Bullshit, he just paid those judges to get him out. And don't get me started for his followers oh god. It's almost a neo-nazi-like following.
yo I don't know nothing about slovenia but I don't think them's the words you might want to use in reference to a politician
Doesn't matter how much I get along with someone in real life, I'm always scared they don't like me. Especially if it's a girl
[QUOTE=StickyWicket;47629243]Okay guys, turns out upon further investigation that the real reason my dick bends to the left is due to my circumcision, I can tell now just from examining my cock that they angled the "V" to point towards the left side of my penis, rather than down the middle. So that's that. Masturbating with with any particular hand will NOT mess up the shape of your dick over the long run.[/QUOTE] This is wrong, mine slighty bens to the left too, and I'm not circumcised. But I'm not sure if it's natural or because of masturbation.
[QUOTE=Cosa8888;47630869]This is wrong, mine slighty bens to the left too, and I'm not circumcised. But I'm not sure if it's natural or because of masturbation.[/QUOTE] I used to think it was thanks to masturbating with my right hand but that's just silly and isn't true.
Whenever I listen to a song about a relatable situation or subject, I try to relate the lyrics to myself in some way. I also tend to try to make up music videos in my head.
I used to have a lot of friends to hang out with but I found out that they actually don't care much about each other other than pretending to be nice so I left their little group. But after I left I found out that no one else hangs out with me at all other than them, that group was the only thing I had. But I still fucking hate those people, especially the girls. Our homeroom teacher is thinking of retiring, and these girls think that it's because our class didn't do as good as she expected on our exams. So these annoying bitches went in front of the class when everyone's having lunch, acting all bossy, scolding us, telling us to behave even better, who the fuck did they think they are? And then one of the bitches suddenly called a guy's name, whom our homeroom teacher dislikes a lot. She (I really fucking hope she dies) asked the guy in front of the whole class loudly,[B] " Would you want to see our homeroom teacher leave the school?" [/B] And then our class president who somehow wasn't standing in front of the whole class but beside the door to the outside started asking some students who were sitting in their seats what university they want to get in. And I was sitting there watching this whole thing It was so fucking dramatic like a fucking movie. these people are fucking retarded I regret nothing by leaving their pathetic little group and I want them to die so bad
Oh, right. I also tend to lip sync along to most songs.
[QUOTE=Cosa8888;47630869]This is wrong, mine slighty bens to the left too, and I'm not circumcised. But I'm not sure if it's natural or because of masturbation.[/QUOTE] It's pretty much natural, don't worry about it honestly. Unless there's a sharp bend causing you pain then you're good. I discussed this with a Urologist because I was paranoid a while back. Subtle bend myself. It's hard to find answers online that aren't, well, sensationalist. Anyway! Confession: I'm hiding a relationship and my sexual orientation from my family because I'm terrified of how they'll react once they know. I'd rather move out to my own place before I tell them, in the worst case scenario that I'm kicked out.
[QUOTE=artDecor;47630241]Sometimes I feel like a subconscious part of me is ashamed to be black. To try to help with this, I've been playing video games as a black character whenever I can. In games like Deus Ex, not just San Andreas.[/QUOTE] Nothing gets me in a better mood then playing as Chains in Payday 2 and playing as Demoman in TF2. I like when video games have black characters because they are usually the most fun character to play as.
[QUOTE=VietRooster2;47631921]Oh, right. I also tend to lip sync along to most songs.[/QUOTE] Same, or a very very quiet sing-along My father whistles :/
I think hopelessly a lot when meeting a girl. Because it won't work. :v:
[QUOTE={TFS} Rock Su;47630289]That i really, really, really want to murder [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Janez_Janša"]this guy[/URL]. I really hate this politician. He should've been stinking in prison right now, but noooo, the evidence found was not good enough for slovenian supreme court. Bullshit, he just paid those judges to get him out. And don't get me started for his followers oh god. It's almost a neo-nazi-like following.[/QUOTE] yo dude, i don't know what free speech is like in your country, but even as an american i would be afraid of saying something like that, because in mine, it no longer means anything, and i could be contacted by the fbi or secret service for saying some shit like that even if i had no intention of doing it
[QUOTE=andrewmcwatters;47632737]yo dude, i don't know what free speech is like in your country, but even as an american i would be afraid of saying something like that, because in mine, it no longer means anything, and i could be contacted by the fbi or secret service for saying some shit like that even if i had no intention of doing it[/QUOTE] I honestly don't give a shit any more for my country. If it's going to shit, i'll rather spice it a bit if i can.
well, love from america
I sometimes deliberately skimp out on sleep due to the fact that I have abit of a fear of being "too happy", mainly because of my previous experiences in life and usually whenever I do get a full night of sleep I end up being alot more talkative and usually quite positive but on the flipside, I get scared because I seem to begin thinking about way too many things at once (maybe due to my anxiety who knows) so then I'll start thinking of negative things to calm myself down.
[QUOTE=artDecor;47630241]Sometimes I feel like a subconscious part of me is ashamed to be black. To try to help with this, I've been playing video games as a black character whenever I can. In games like Deus Ex, not just San Andreas.[/QUOTE] People who judge based on skin tone should fuck right off.
I cook more often than I talk to people outside my house. What can I say, I love being like Nigella Lawson and eating lots of food.
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