I feel like life hasn't fucked me over enough to justify how shitty my life is now. Like, I don't have any friends, skills, and I pretty horribly messed up in school (I did graduate, but just barely). But I fucked everything up all by myself. I never had anything horrible happen to me that fucked me up. It's just how I am. My parents and my teachers have always told me that I was really intelligent and could do all this stuff but I've always had problems paying attention/staying awake in classes and talking to people. So basically I've just been a lazy fuck my whole life and I've got no excuse.
I have some type of phobia for deficating. I've been browsing too much on /b/ it makes me ill knowing how the asshole stretches when a huge load of shit falls out.
The same thing goes for whiping my ass. No matter how much paper I use, I allways get shit on my hands.
[QUOTE=slothguru11;47702433]
The same thing goes for whiping my ass. No matter how much paper I use, I allways get shit on my hands.[/QUOTE]
You are doing something terribly wrong man, re[I]ass[/I]ess your technique, try to see if there's a shit pattern so you can anticipate that area getting shit by covering it with paper.
Whenever something really unexpected comes up that isn't good, I instantly play the "[B]OH NO[/B]" sound from ARMA 1 in my head.
Don't ask :v:
Sometimes I cry myself to sleep.
[QUOTE=Egon Spengler;47702628]Whenever something really unexpected comes up that isn't good, I instantly play the "[B]OH NO[/B]" sound from ARMA 1 in my head.
Don't ask :v:[/QUOTE]
Is the same thing with me except is Joseph Joestar that says the " Oh No! "
I've never seen Inception, and I have it on blu ray.
:(
Should I ever permanently lose the ability to use any of my limbs, I want it cut off, cooked, and to eat it. Might as well see what we taste like.
[QUOTE=EuSKalduna;47708071]Should I ever permanently lose the ability to use any of my limbs, I want it cut off, cooked, and to eat it. Might as well see what we taste like.[/QUOTE]
Like pork.
[QUOTE=Paramud;47708075]Like pork.[/QUOTE]
Own knowledge or other source?
[QUOTE=EuSKalduna;47708077]Own knowledge or other source?[/QUOTE]
It's pretty common knowledge to people who regularly work with the human body that pigs are the most similar animals to humans. Med students use them to learn how to suture, tattoo artists use them to practice tattooing, and they're even used in crash tests to simulate damage to organs, bones, and flesh. The similarities apparently apply to taste as well. Back in the day, when cannibalism was more common, it was called "long pork." Although some do describe it as having a taste more like veal.
[QUOTE=Paramud;47708116]It's pretty common knowledge to people who regularly work with the human body that pigs are the most similar animals to humans. Med students use them to learn how to suture, tattoo artists use them to practice tattooing, and they're even used in crash tests to simulate damage to organs, bones, and flesh. The similarities apparently apply to taste as well. Back in the day, when cannibalism was more common, it was called "long pork." Although some do describe it as having a taste more like veal.[/QUOTE]
Fine, I'll eat my own leg for bragging rights instead
I started to learn to play the violin a few months ago and my recent love for music is slowly escalating. Now I want an electric violin and additionally learn to play e-bass alongside the violin.
help
You can maybe become the new eMozart :v:.
I lie all the time. Sometimes it gets so bad, that I end up making bigger problems as a consequence of those lies. I sometimes find it remarkable that I come up with such aggregated lies that I'm coming around to thinking that I should maybe try to make a career or something out of it.
When I'm alone I tend to talk about myself and what I'm doing as if someone else is listening to me, Which is odd since I'm a loner for the most part.
I [I]mayyyyyyy[/I] also have a Pinkie Pie plush, but that's from my cringy 15 Y/O and under phase. (I honestly cant stand thinking about the stuff I did online at that age)
[QUOTE=Mike16112;47711419]When I'm alone I tend to talk about myself and what I'm doing as if someone else is listening to me, Which is odd since I'm a loner for the most part.
I [I]mayyyyyyy[/I] also have a Pinkie Pie plush, but that's from my cringy 15 Y/O and under phase. (I honestly cant stand thinking about the stuff I did online at that age)[/QUOTE]
burn it it's the only way to be sure
My bed is meant for two people, yet I always sleep like there's somebody else sharing it.
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[QUOTE=Mike16112;47711419]I [I]mayyyyyyy[/I] also have a Pinkie Pie plush, but that's from my cringy 15 Y/O and under phase. (I honestly cant stand thinking about the stuff I did online at that age)[/QUOTE]
Oh shit i guess i'm in my cringey 18 year old phase then
[QUOTE=ColdAsRice;47712533]Oh shit i guess i'm in my cringey 18 year old phase then[/QUOTE]
[sp]rarity is the best pony even at 22[/sp]
shh
[QUOTE=FunnyStarRunner;47711879]My bed is meant for two people, yet I always sleep like there's somebody else sharing it.[/QUOTE]
I tend to hug my pillow and pretend like there's someone there.
I'm a very lonely person.
Your waifu pillow is a real person, shhhh
I once watched the first season of "The Nutshack" on YouTube. Take my advice if you plan on doing the same: [sp]DON'T EVER DO IT.[/sp]
Instead of playing video games or anything I've gotten to the point where I just prefer sitting around doing nothing.
I don't see myself going anywhere in life
I've never played Deus Ex :tinfoil:
[editline]13th May 2015[/editline]
also I think this emoticon :tinfoil: is a wearing a wizard hat and not a tinfoil one
I GM tabletop RPGs, so when I walk around the house alone I practice magnificent, grandiose speeches the next major NPC they meet will give.
I honestly never see an issue with bad things im doing until someone points it out to me and then i get annoyed with myself because its so obvious
I'm always listening to ASMR videos. I find them to be incredibly relaxing and they help me sleep.
(Except for role play and whispering. Those videos creep me out.)
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