• Shit You'd Like To Confess On An Online Forum
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[QUOTE=andrewmcwatters;47712580][sp]rarity is the best pony even at 22[/sp] shh[/QUOTE] on a related note, [url=http://i.imgur.com/l4U6u.jpg]about 3 years ago a facepuncher gifted me some mlp stuff[/url]
I used to be one of those really annoying bronies awhile back, I incorporated ponies into literally everything from t-shirts, my school stuff, and even a fucking blanket. I also never really had shut up about it. I finally realized how horrible I was and stayed away from it for like 3 years, but admittedly I'm still a fan of the show and keep up with it, just not to the obsessive extent that I did before. Every time I think back about it, I cringe harder than I do with anything else.
I wore a fedora for like the last four months of 2010.
[QUOTE=RustyGears;47719499]I used to be one of those really annoying bronies awhile back, I incorporated ponies into literally everything from t-shirts, my school stuff, and even a fucking blanket. I also never really shut up about it. I finally realized how horrible I was and stayed away from it for like 3 years, but admittedly I'm still a fan of the show and keep up with it, just not to the obsessive extent that I did before. Every time I think back about it, I cringe harder than I do with anything else.[/QUOTE] I also had a phase, I didn't get too crazy with merch aside from some of the toys, so I had a pretty big collection. Luckily I just offloaded em to my Niece one day sides one. Cause well shit I painted it to be after one character I made cause I was that kind of awful. I still have all the gmod models I did of that shit, too. But even during the worst of it, I at least kept it where it should be.
I've scared myself uninstalling something once because the file name came up as "UNWISE.EXE". I thought that meant I'd just made a fatal mistake and something bad was gonna happen to my computer.
I've gotten really lazy and haven't done any school work at home for the past six months; I don't know how I haven't failed yet
[QUOTE=maddogsamurai;47700030]I confess that I mumble or grunt quietly to myself even in public in front of my peers whenever a horrible memory rears itself and stays in my mind for minutes on end.[/QUOTE] I make shotgun sounds with my mouth when this happens, sometimes I raise a finger gun under my chin.
Whenever I walk into a room alone, I close the door behind me and calmly say "I know you're in here", expecting a ninja or an assassin to appear behind me and congratulate my perception.
[QUOTE=EuSKalduna;47560542]I secretly long for the day someone I can take on fucks up and gives me an unarguable excuse to beat the ever lasting shit out of them. I blame ten years of bullies in a foreign country.[/QUOTE] I find it disturbing this has 10 agrees, I never understand why people are so violent. I myself was bullied throughout the entire primary & secondary school, but I moved on and forgot about that, my wounds healed. It's almost like being bullied made me a better person than I would've been without it.
[QUOTE=fudge blood;47714516]I've never played Deus Ex :tinfoil:[/QUOTE] I honestly tried it and couldn't finish it. I don't know what it is, but I feel like people are just praising that game through nostalgia glasses. It was probably amazing during its time, but now?
[QUOTE=Talvy;47724616]I find it disturbing this has 10 agrees, I never understand why people are so violent. I myself was bullied throughout the entire primary & secondary school, but I moved on and forgot about that, my wounds healed. It's almost like being bullied made me a better person than I would've been without it.[/QUOTE] Don't worry, I'm lucid enough to realise that it's definitely not a good thing. I don't really think I came out bad overall, so maybe it changed me for the better, but my urge to fight back is still there.
My dad yelled at me from upstairs that there was a moose standing outside the house. Ten seconds later the entire family is standing on the balcony making moose-sounds to try and get it to come closer. We succeeded. Was prolly the most swedish thing I've ever experienced. :v:
Sometimes I feel guilty eating Peeps because of how cute they look.
I have memorized more Japanese song lyrics than English ones.
I enjoy casual games sometimes (Little Shop, Luxor etc)
i started a rumour as a joke about myself in my town a few years ago. Apparently its been going around for a while and now im known as a "legend" because of it. (Said to a mate , clearly joking, that i had a threesome with the attractive twins in our town) and now apparently some people have heard it themselves from the twins. What on earth?!
[QUOTE=greeley;47729161]i started a rumour as a joke about myself in my town a few years ago. Apparently its been going around for a while and now im known as a "legend" because of it. (Said to a mate , clearly joking, that i had a threesome with the attractive twins in our town) and now apparently some people have heard it themselves from the twins. What on earth?![/QUOTE] Try your luck and ask them to make it actually happen :v:
[QUOTE=Cyberuben;47729258]Try your luck and ask them to make it actually happen :v:[/QUOTE] the twins are female. not my type.
since I turned 18 in november, everybody assumes that I can do everything by myself and know my responsibilities. Why do people think that being 18 means you live and think like an adult? And why do people punish you for making mistakes? My parents barely sent me to rehab, just because I'm not a drinker and prefer pot. Oh, now i'm not an adult? Now i can't decide what I want to do with my life? Yeah I know, I've made a couple of big mistakes. I know i'm irresponsible. But i don't need punishment, I need help. Guys, really, when you have a kid one day, instead of doing everything for them and then suddenly let them go at age 18, grab them by their hands at a young age and show them how the world works. I have great parents, they are loving and caring. But the more they get older, the more they need help arranging their lives. Because they have [B]zero[/B] expierence with it. Don't punish them for making mistakes, help them, but make them do it themselves, and don't do it for them.
I think that anime girls are hotter than real girls its not funny :(
I kinda wished the alcohol prohibition had actually worked. No mafia, no speakeasies, and people actually stopped drinking. I'm conflicted because, y'know, people should be free to do what they want, but on the other hand, I [I]really[/I] fucking hate alcohol.
[QUOTE=greeley;47729277]the twins are female. not my type.[/QUOTE] Do it anyway just to live up to the rumors. :v:
[QUOTE=Starlight 456;47730630]Do it anyway just to live up to the rumors. :v:[/QUOTE] Better to be know as 'the dude who had a threesome with the hot twins' than 'the dude who couldnt get hard with the hot twins'
[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;47729376]I kinda wished the alcohol prohibition had actually worked. No mafia, no speakeasies, and people actually stopped drinking. I'm conflicted because, y'know, people should be free to do what they want, but on the other hand, I [I]really[/I] fucking hate alcohol.[/QUOTE] People who can't put limits on their shit and do irresponsible and stupid things(hurting other people beyond themselves) shpuld not exist. This goes for everything, alcohol, drugs, vaccines, "equality" movements, and just about every social problem.
[QUOTE=Kirbyfactor;47730976]Better to be know as 'the dude who had a threesome with the hot twins' than 'the dude who couldnt get hard with the hot twins'[/QUOTE] Then how are you doing with your girl? :v:
I'm so petrified of spiders. Regardless of size. The other morning, while brushing my teeth, I noticed one that was fucking colossal compared to the average size you get here. I stood still starting at it not daring to pick it up or crush it. When it eventually moved out my sight, I was running like 10 minutes late for college. Even tonight, saw another one in the kitchen, this one was significantly small but [sp]FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK[/sp]
[QUOTE=ilmon3y;47732833]I'm so petrified of spiders. Regardless of size. The other morning, while brushing my teeth, I noticed one that was fucking colossal compared to the average size you get here. I stood still starting at it not daring to pick it up or crush it. When it eventually moved out my sight, I was running like 10 minutes late for college. Even tonight, saw another one in the kitchen, this one was significantly small but [sp]FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK[/sp][/QUOTE] I had a morning hallucination one time where I woke up facing the wall. Except that every square inch of the wall was covered in wolf spiders. I leapt out of bed, and when I was fully awake I found my self standing in front of my bed with my fists clenched. :suicide:
[QUOTE=Kartoffel;47733108]I had a morning hallucination one time where I woke up facing the wall. Except that every square inch of the wall was covered in wolf spiders. I leapt out of bed, and when I was fully awake I found my self standing in front of my bed with my fists clenched. :suicide:[/QUOTE] Shit, I would die.
I can't stop referring to my laptop as a Lappy. For a short time I also called it a Lapp[I]ier[/I] but I'm so used to calling it a Lappy now that I forgot about it.
[QUOTE=FunnyStarRunner;47753982]I can't stop referring to my laptop as a Lappy. For a short time I also called it a Lapp[I]ier[/I] but I'm so used to calling it a Lappy now that I forgot about it.[/QUOTE] Thats embarrassing. Although, i can't talk. I ironically used the word "fam" to take the piss out of chavs but i've said it so much that its become a part of my vocabulary
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