• Shit You'd Like To Confess On An Online Forum
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I tell people I'm a composer but I've only written one piece this year.
[QUOTE=CrucialSeBBi;47830774]When I was 13 I had this weird obsession with Smash Mouth's All Star and Fallout 3[/QUOTE] FAllstarout 3
I'm really bad at giving art critiques. When somebody asks me what I would do to change their picture to make it better, I genuinely have no idea what to say to them. I just assume they have their own style, I mean nobody's art has to be 100% right-- and when I do give critique it's really kinda stupid because I just pull it out of my ass. I think your art's perf
I have an immense fear of driving. Just sitting behind the wheel of a parked car gives me a panic attack.
When I was around 12-13 years old I think it was, I was rl obsessed with Sonic the Hedgehog, and I'd run around my neighborhood with my arms behind me like he does, and eat chili dogs even though in reality I actually hated those fuckers, but he liked them so I'd eat the damn things. I'm real glad that I outgrew that phase, I really really am.
I enjoy writing a lot, but I can never actually bring myself to make a decent story and continue it longer than a few pages. I just get bored of the setting and move on to something else. Also sometimes I see to get an opinion that I can't explain. Like, a shitty example but whatever, I suddenly decided "man I don't like D&D" and tried to convince a friend of mine whom I play D&D with that we should switch systems to something else. A week later and I don't even know why I did that, I actually do enjoy D&D, and have no qualms with it (other than broken ass wizards). Hell I'm even writing an adventure up for it.
This one prof. at the uni was like HEY YOU DO WEB DESIGN HELP ME WITH MY SITE and I was like alright sure, I'll email you when I have the chance Next day he's like HEY EMAIL ME and I was like "I've been kinda busy" (which I had) "EMAIL ME" Just decided to ignore
[QUOTE=CrucialSeBBi;47830774]When I was 13 I had this weird obsession with Smash Mouth's All Star and Fallout 3[/QUOTE] Some Benny once told me that the world was going to ring-a-roll-roll me, the game had been rigged from the start.
sometimes I message spam bots on my friends list on steam about general stuff because bots don't tell me I''m annoying/block me
[QUOTE=Hugo Strange;47837892]Some Benny once told me that the world was going to ring-a-roll-roll me, the game had been rigged from the start.[/QUOTE] That's New Vegas, you uncultured swine.
[QUOTE=CrucialSeBBi;47830774]When I was 13 I had this weird obsession with Smash Mouth's All Star and Fallout 3[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Samiam22;47837977][QUOTE=Hugo Strange;47837892]Some Benny once told me that the world was going to ring-a-roll-roll me, the game had been rigged from the start.[/QUOTE] That's New Vegas, you uncultured swine.[/QUOTE] Somebody once told me that war never changes, I ain't the biggest babe in the Vault He was lookin' kind of dumb with my sweet roll and the stitching in the shape of a snake on his jacket Well, the roaches started comin' and they didn't stop comin' Killed the overseer and I hit the wastes runnin' Didn't make sense not to look for Dad Megaton looked shit but I fixed their bomb So much to shoot, so much to kill So why can't I take off the pip-boy? You'll never find him if you don't go Nuka Quantum makes your piss glow Hey now, you're a Wanderer, get your power armor, go play Hey now, you got Dogmeat, go fuck up mutants, 'n' get paid And bottle caps are fuckin' gold Thank the atom bombs for tomorrow It's a green place, and they say it gets greener You're in the Vault now but wait 'til you get older And the radio man needs a fixer Fix his satellite, and get a bigger picture The stims we got, are runnin' pretty thin Caps are gettin' high so you might as well spend My world got set on fire, what about yours? That's the way I like it and I'll never get bored Hey now, you're a Wanderer, get your power armor, go play Hey now, you got Dogmeat, go fuck up mutants, 'n' get paid And bottle caps are fuckin' gold Thank the atom bomb for tomorrow Hey now, you're a Wanderer, get your power armor, go play Hey now, you got Dogmeat, go fuck up mutants, 'n' get paid And bottle caps are fuckin' gold Thank the atom bomb- Somebody once asked if I could spare some water for karma I puke up all this irradiated shit I said yep, what a concept I could use a little water myself And we could all use a little karma Well, the Enclave started coming and they wouldn't stop coming Blew up Raven Rock and I took off running Didn't make sense to use the FEV Purity turned on but the ending's fucking dumb So much I left Still things to do So what's wrong with sending Fawkes in? What happens next you'll never ever know Broken Steel's the only way to go Hey now, you're a Wanderer, get your power armor, go play Hey now, you got Dogmeat, go fuck up mutants, 'n' get paid And bottle caps are fucking gold Thank the atom bombs for tomorrow And bottle caps are fucking gold Thank the atom bombs for tomorrow
I've gotten so used to negative attention that I actually enjoy it. [sp]No shocking revelation to the inhabitants of the Dota threads.[/sp]
i'm always worried about looking fucking stupid online because the internet is basically my safe zone
I enjoy 3-4 cigarettes a day
[QUOTE=Samiam22;47837977]That's New Vegas, you uncultured swine.[/QUOTE] Some people call it the true Fallout 3.
When I went to take a shit once, and a spider from under the toilet seat crawled across my ass. Now I always remember to check to see if there's any spiders before I shit.
[QUOTE=StickyWicket;47841748]When I went to take a shit once, and a spider from under the toilet seat crawled across my ass. Now I always remember to check to see if there's any spiders before I shit.[/QUOTE] Can't say I've ever had a spider crawl across my ass, but I once took a shit with two slugs on the underside (exterior) of the toilet. That was [I]fun[/I].
[QUOTE=Jarokwa;47841577]once upon a time, my (now ex)girlfriend got a certain ''lube'', I put it all over my thing before we got to ''it'' and it turned out to be self-heating massage oil. It hurt like fuck, if you ever wonder what it feels like when your dick's on fire, just ask me. [sp]It doesn't feel good.[/sp][/QUOTE] I once covered my balls in icy-hot and got high off the fumes. It burned so horribly, and then cooled so wonderfully. Boarding school induces this sorta shit.
[QUOTE=Jarokwa;47841577]once upon a time, my (now ex)girlfriend got a certain ''lube'', I put it all over my thing before we got to ''it'' and it turned out to be self-heating massage oil. It hurt like fuck, if you ever wonder what it feels like when your dick's on fire, just ask me. [sp]It doesn't feel good.[/sp][/QUOTE] Once upon a time I got high as fuck and wanted to masturbate. I went to get lube but I didn't notice that I actually grabbed hand sanitizer. My dick did not enjoy any of that. [I]Any[/I] of it.
[QUOTE=Hugo Strange;47841564]Some people call it the true Fallout 3.[/QUOTE] Well then some people are wrong.
[QUOTE=Hugo Strange;47841564]Some people call it the true Fallout 3.[/QUOTE] No, that's Van Buren. Jeez man, if you're going to be wrong at least do it the right way.
I really enjoy the FN@F backstory, I really don't get all the hate, disregarding the toxic community. At least when it first came out, I've never played the sequels. People have really given me shit for liking it, especially on FP.
hey dude, i'd snip that.
[QUOTE=matt000024;47843058]hey dude, i'd snip that.[/QUOTE] I didn't really, but better safe than sorry I guess knowing Facepunch.
[QUOTE=LSK;47843068]I didn't really, but better safe than sorry I guess knowing Facepunch.[/QUOTE] Yeah, assumed so since the smiley face, but still it's not a risk worth taking in my opinion.
[QUOTE=LSK;47843038]I really enjoy the FN@F backstory, I really don't get all the hate, disregarding the toxic community. At least when it first came out, I've never played the sequels. [b]People have really given me shit for liking it, especially on FP.[/b][/QUOTE] Welcome to any big fanbase, like anime or MLP, where you are guilty by association.
I hate studying math and science, I've never been interested in learning either and I find both very boring. Everything I know is pretty much limited to grade school knowledge, it gets fuzzy after that, and I'm a bit ashamed to admit it. Also History and English are my favorite subjects, when we read Romeo and Juliet in class I was genuinely invested and didn't find it boring at all.
Today I realised that my degree might not take me into the kind of job I want, and that I might just end up pushing papers around a desk for years, making documentation because someone wants to move a logo on a letterhead. And that if I don't get a good job, going to have a nice $25,000 debt sitting over my head perpetually.
I have no idea what I want to do with my life. Argharrgdhagdhatusn help
[QUOTE=KillerJaguar;47843290]Welcome to any big fanbase, like anime or MLP, where you are guilty by association.[/QUOTE] The fanbases have a source material they like for good reason, but the reason the series or genre get so much hate is because of the awful fanbases. Anime has some amazing series and has mastered a variety of different genres, but the fanbase is known for sucking up to and gushing over their fictional 10 year old sisters and talking about how much they want to fuck them. MLP shows how good 2010 era western cartoons can be, but the fanbase is known for tidal waves of shitty neon horse art and talking about how much they want to fuck them. FNAF is probably a good series, but the fanbase is known for injecting creepy animatronic animals into everything they can and talking about how much they want to fuck them. Anyway confession. I have multiple things in my room that people have let me borrow and they forgot about asking back so I basically own them now.
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