I stole a glue-stick, a box of Mikado chocolate sticks, and a Friji milkshake from work once. Though to be fair the Mikado and Friji were both slightly damaged and would probably have been thrown away anyway.
My friend has asked me the question if I had watched porn before, I said no.
I [highlight]lied[/highlight].
I sleep on my sofa instead of my double bed because I don't like how empty it feels without someone else sleeping in it.
I enjoy games with a female protagonist every once in a while, or if I get the option then I'll play as a female character sometimes.
I dunno, it just varies things up from time to time.
(See: Red from Transistor, Clover from Payday 2).
[QUOTE=usaokay;46904153]I have mild tourettes/spasms that sometimes occur whenever I'm alone with my thoughts and I remember something stupid I have done in public.
It comes every 5-10 times a day and I have it for five years.[/QUOTE]
I also do this
I tend to practice accents, silly voices, and the languages I know daily to the point where I often find I randomly shift accents during every day conversation.
It also makes me answer the phone a lot in German. I don't even remember how to speak German.
When I was a kid I used to look in the mirror and wonder why my eyes didn't move when I looked away. In reality it was because I was focusing on the mirror but through my time in primary school I genuinely believed there was something wrong with my eyes as others could move theirs normally as I couldn't since I looked in the mirror. I spoke to my Mom & Dad about my eyes and they gave me weird looks. I was so worried about my eyes. :v:
Another thing, sometimes I don't feel in control of myself, as if when I'm doing something I am watching myself in first person do tasks and activities without thinking about them. Like my body is in control by someone else and I'm just here for the ride. When I was younger I believe that souls were a real thing and kept all the information about your personality and how you think and the brain was just supposed to control your body.
When I was a kid, around 9 (My parents were not too far but unaware) I saw one of those trucks that transport cash to and from ATM machines, someone was slack and didn't shut the back door and had left one of the carry bag things open so I sat there trying to pry open the plastic wrap till a guard found me and had a very grumpy talk with me :v:
[editline]13th January 2015[/editline]
If only I had a knife or something I could have cut it and stuffed cash into my little backpack and probably get put on a watchlist :v:
[QUOTE=_Maverick_;46917293]I sleep on my sofa instead of my double bed because I don't like how empty it feels without someone else sleeping in it.[/QUOTE]
The absence makes it very cold doesn't it.
When i listen to music i sometimes imagine i'm the guy singing the song and that the one girl i really like is in the audience and getting impressed :v:
I'm not happy unless I'm near my cat.
[QUOTE=.Lain;46916979]i lie to people about myself to temporarily boost my self esteem a lot but really i think i'm human garbage[/QUOTE]
Start tax evading, dealing hard drugs, or killing innocents, then you can call yourself human garbage
[QUOTE=gk99;46913333]Also: on the internet I have no problems interjecting myself into conversations, but irl, I have serious issues mustering up the courage to open my mouth. Eventually I can do it, but I feel like anything that comes out is going to be super unimportant so I gotta wait until everyone else is done talking.[/QUOTE]
So fucking yes.
I have absolutely no problem talking to people over the internet, but irl, I'm absolutely useless.
I purposefully avoid having too much fun and getting too excited at social gatherings (even just among friends) because I have a deep fear that if I let go of my inhibitions even a little I'll do something stupid that my friends will remember and hate me for.
I've never intentionally looked at furry porn
[QUOTE=HumbleTH;46917976]So fucking yes.
I have absolutely no problem talking to people over the internet, but irl, I'm absolutely useless.[/QUOTE]
For me, it's the opposite.
I think it probably comes from on the internet, you're more disposable than you are in real life. It's easier to be ignored or be blocked, can be done with just a push of a button, so I see it's better to be careful and not come in all obnoxious-like
About 6 years ago, I pretended to be a girl and went out with some guy over Xbox to steal his in game shit.
I was 10 and we had sex over the mic. Hlep.
Sometimes when I listen to EDM I pretend i'm a DJ at some big festival
When I listen to loud music by myself I jog around in my house
I have somehow picked up the stupid habit of pantomiming a drag on a cigarette, usually in place of sighing or when I'm outside and it's chilly.
I don't smoke (even though I'm old enough to) and don't plan to because it's expensive, smells bad, and is bad for your health. I do, however, think that character smoking in movies or video games look really cool.
[QUOTE=Fourm Shark;46916921]same[/QUOTE]
This is quite a shocking revelation to me too
I never noticed
[editline]13th January 2015[/editline]
[QUOTE=Snood_1990;46917518]The absence makes it very cold doesn't it.[/QUOTE]
My teddy bear does an alright job at helping with that.
Though it still makes me feel worthless
[QUOTE=gokiyono;46919713]My teddy bear does an alright job at helping with that.
Though it still makes me feel worthless[/QUOTE]
time to upgrade to a dakimakura
[QUOTE=Corndog Ninja;46920214]time to upgrade to a dakimakura[/QUOTE]
Then I'd probably start feeling pathetic too
I have a ridiculous passion for history (general and military) but I have no interest at all in a history-related career, because the pay for most jobs in that sort of career is shit.
I have intellectual discussions with myself inside of my head every time I'm walking about.
I'm a visual learner, and learn fuck-all attempting to listen and put together the pieces of what someone is saying at the same time. In general, I'm a terrible listener.
also I once dry humped a large minnie mouse plushie in front of my friends
I spend my spare time dressing up as a girl while ogling tits at a strip club.
Whenever someone tries to insult me during a sport because of a mistake I say "It's just a game, chill."
In reality, whenever they make a mistake, I curse them in my mind for 5 minutes straight.
I make up a lot of imagine spots how things would turn out ideally but in reality don't come out the way I wanted to ala A Christmas Story.
I have a crippling fear of rejection that fuels a crippling fear of women which fuels a crippling fear of rejection which fuels a crippling fear of women which fuels
I think about doing things instead of actually doing them.
Sorry, you need to Log In to post a reply to this thread.
