Shit You'd Like To Confess On An Online Forum - General

[QUOTE=EuSKalduna;47908584]Fighting games get me SO MUCH FUCKING SALTIER than any other kind of game. I don't know why[/QUOTE] That's just the nature of it man. Facing someone one and one and getting bodied by them will get you salty. It's when you actually start throwing shit and trying to start a real fight is when it's a little excessive.

Forgive me lord for I have sinned. Today I made it harder for my team to win in an online video game match up, deliberately. My team couldn't overcome the extra challenge I laid upon them and eventually we lost.

i may have gotten my friend's aunt to disown him over anime or something [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/RKGmrNC.png[/IMG] oops lol

I like playing soccer but I can't stand watching it. My friends love it, they always talk about the game and whatnot, but I just can't get into it.

My friend is letting me go to his Filipino Martial arts class since they have a monthlong promo where you can being a friend in free. I like the idea. I want to know self defense just in case. The people are there, and I'm with my friend. But for some reason I feel incredibly uncomfortable there and I can't explain why. Once I get to be part of the program I do fine, but just getting there of even thinking about going fills me with some sort of nausea each time the topic comes up. I don't know what it is and I wouldn't be going if it weren't for my super passionate friend encouraging me to go. [editline]8th June 2015[/editline] Fuck I'm going today but I suddenly feel nauseous. Doesn't help either the shirt they gave me is a size too small.

[QUOTE=Waffle Lord;47908273]When I get [B]really[/B] into a game I get sweaty. Like, soaked pits and damp chair sweaty.[/QUOTE] i was in a smash tourney last week and had a real intense match with a super good player. he was really calm and collected throughout the whole thing but my face was red as a raddish, my controller was slathered in sweat, and i had clearly visible pit stains. it was so embarrassing but shit i won at least.

I'm at that age where most of your friends are having babies and posting them all over social media. Now I definitely don't want a baby right now, but sometimes i'm a bit jealous of them. Its just... a baby d'awww

babies suck. they're gross and ugly and nobody cares about babies that aren't their own. "aww...she has her eyes" bitch, she looks like mr. magoo.

I am legitimately into inflation, and while I am lucid enough to realise this isn't normal, and perhaps even a little scary, every time I see good inflation art in DAAS I'm basically just [IMG]http://i1.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/013/306/2dd.jpg[/IMG]

[QUOTE=EuSKalduna;47912562]I am legitimately into inflation, and while I am lucid enough to realise this isn't normal, and perhaps even a little scary, every time I see good inflation art in DAAS I'm basically just [IMG]http://i1.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/013/306/2dd.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] Do you consider Big Trouble in Little China a porno movie

[QUOTE=gary spivey;47912581]Do you consider Big Trouble in Little China a porno movie[/QUOTE] Dude even without the inflation it'd still be porn to me. Shit's biblical

[QUOTE=Waffle Lord;47908273]When I get [B]really[/B] into a game I get sweaty. Like, soaked pits and damp chair sweaty.[/QUOTE] I used to be a mess when i was a teen, playing games from 9am-5pm, come down for dinner and my dad or mum would be like "omg go shower before dinner you stink"

[QUOTE=EuSKalduna;47912562]good inflation art[/QUOTE] [img]http://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-colbert.gif[/img]

[QUOTE=Luxuria;47912923][img]http://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-colbert.gif[/img][/QUOTE] I never understood what this emoticon implies.

[QUOTE=noh_mercy;47913399]I never understood what this emoticon implies.[/QUOTE] Nor do I but somehow everytime it's used it's used appropriately

[QUOTE=noh_mercy;47913399]I never understood what this emoticon implies.[/QUOTE] I thought it was the 'disappointed mom/dad' look

I'm actually worried by the fact that my dad's not worried about my love for animu. I mean a parcel containing buncha animu arrived at my parent's house today and my mom was raging in our family WhatsApp group going wtf is this gay shit while my dad literally just gave the ":p" emoticon.

i get aroused by leather

[QUOTE=adam1172;47928378]I'm actually worried by the fact that my dad's not worried about my love for animu. I mean a parcel containing buncha animu arrived at my parent's house today and my mom was raging in our family WhatsApp group going wtf is this gay shit while my dad literally just gave the ":p" emoticon.[/QUOTE] your dads a little troll. shit is funny as hell

I'm scared of going to a college, especially an art college, because I am worried that I will get kicked out if a [del]woman[/del] womyn decides to call me a rapist or something

[QUOTE=Daniel Smith;47929871]I'm scared of going to a college, especially an art college, because I am worried that I will get kicked out if a [del]woman[/del] womyn decides to call me a rapist or something[/QUOTE] huh?

[QUOTE=Daniel Smith;47929871]I'm scared of going to a college, especially an art college, because I am worried that I will get kicked out if a [del]woman[/del] womyn decides to call me a rapist or something[/QUOTE] Those are in the minority so you should be safe. Just stay the fuck away from people who walk around with mattresses.

I like the sky. I don't know why.

[QUOTE=hakimhakim;47930149]I like the sky. I don't know why.[/QUOTE] Because you imagine yourself up there and watch the birds fly

[QUOTE=Daniel Smith;47929871]I'm scared of going to a college, especially an art college, because I am worried that I will get kicked out if a [del]woman[/del] womyn decides to call me a rapist or something[/QUOTE] If you get kicked out of art college two times, you could just try taking over Europe.

[QUOTE=Daniel Smith;47929871]I'm scared of going to a college, especially an art college, because I am worried that I will get kicked out if a [del]woman[/del] womyn decides to call me a rapist or something[/QUOTE] Get off the computer, stop reading shitty posts, blogs, news and get out in the real world.

I am a closet nerd :(. Don't judge me.

I sweat so much its ridiculous. I could be sitting completely still, in a 60F degree room and be shivering for an hour and I'll walk out with pits stains. Better than my friend I guess, who gets ridiculous swamp ass from sitting down for a few minutes. And he's not even fat, he's a slim well muscled guy.

I have Hyper Hydrosis so welcome to the club

If I do anything other than just sit and it's above 50 degrees, I sweat like a mad man. I mowed the grass yesterday in the 90 degree heat, and it looked like I jumped into my pool I was so soaked.