[QUOTE=BFG9000;47988832]Amateur.
I use my viola as a rifle.[/QUOTE]
I use my body deodorant as a grenade. I like to scream "GRENADE, MOVE!" "GRENADE, GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE", but only when nobody is at home.
Politics bore me to death.
If you like it, thats fine, just don't shove it down my throat please.
Its basically like a non-fictional religion.
[QUOTE=greeley;48002726]Politics bore me to death.
If you like it, thats fine, just don't shove it down my throat please.
Its basically like a non-fictional religion.[/QUOTE]
I don't like politics, but I still keep up with it because it actually matters to my daily life and how the world is run.
[QUOTE=Mr. Zombie;48002731]I don't like politics, but I still keep up with it because it actually matters to my daily life and how the world is run.[/QUOTE]
I get that, but the thing is, i know theres so many people out there that do enjoy it and will make it better, so i just leave it up to them to decide for me.
I'd rather have somebody tell me who to like/dislike that i trust than to just pick a party at random thats shit.
[QUOTE=greeley;48002747]I get that, but the thing is, i know theres so many people out there that do enjoy it and will make it better, so i just leave it up to them to decide for me.
I'd rather have somebody tell me who to like/dislike that i trust than to just pick a party at random thats shit.[/QUOTE]
That's the thing about politics. If you study up, you don't pick a party at random that's shit.
Or you could not pick a party. Party allegiance is dumb. Pick the candidate/person who has the better promises and is the least slimy and, whatever party they're a part of, you choose them.
The attitude of "someone else will do it" is what led us to having Bush in the first place :v:
[QUOTE=Mr. Zombie;48002756]That's the thing about politics. If you study up, you don't pick a party at random that's shit.
Or you could not pick a party. Party allegiance is dumb. Pick the candidate/person who has the better promises and is the least slimy and, whatever party they're a part of, you pick it for that election year.
The attitude of "someone else will do it" is what led us to having Bush in the first place :v:[/QUOTE]
but the thing is....
I mentally cannot deal with politics. When i read up or listen to what people have to say about it. I can't focus. It's just all white noise to me.
Its like a fashion designer trying to be taught about brickwork which they have less than 0% interest in.
[QUOTE=greeley;48002770]but the thing is....
I mentally cannot deal with politics. When i read up or listen to what people have to say about it. I can't focus. It's just all white noise to me.
Its like a fashion designer trying to be taught about brickwork which they have less than 0% interest in.[/QUOTE]
Then you should listen to The Daily Show before he goes off the air this September.
The Daily Show and The Colbert Report are literally comedy politics and it's the best. I despise FOX and CNN and all that shit, so this is easily digestible 30 minute news.
Or you could look up [URL="https://www.youtube.com/user/LastWeekTonight"]Last Week Tonight[/URL] on Youtube. John Oliver sums up the biggest issue of the week in around 15 minutes each week.
These are the big 3 digestible sources. Sadly Colbert is moving to Late Show and Stewart is moving on to film making, so you'll only have Oliver soon.
Note these are mainly US news shows, so you may have to look elsewhere for UK news.
Politics would be nice if you didn't have to decode all the BS politics say to figure out their true intentions which most of the time are self interests. That's why I feel like nobody represents me and wouldn't vote.
I would support Bernie Sanders but I'm Italian living in Italy so
[QUOTE=Mr. Zombie;48002774]Then you should listen to The Daily Show before he goes off the air this September.
The Daily Show and The Colbert Report are literally comedy politics and it's the best. I despise FOX and CNN and all that shit, so this is easily digestible 30 minute news.
Or you could look up [URL="https://www.youtube.com/user/LastWeekTonight"]Last Week Tonight[/URL] on Youtube. John Oliver sums up the biggest issue of the week in around 15 minutes each week.
These are the big 3 digestible sources. Sadly Colbert is moving to Late Show and Stewart is moving on to film making, so you'll only have Oliver soon.
Note these are mainly US news shows, so you may have to look elsewhere for UK news.[/QUOTE]
Trust me, i've tried to have a go at getting into politics, tried comedy politics too. It's just one of those things i cannot get into no matter how hard i try. I'd love to be into it, but i physically can't because my brain just rejects it.
[QUOTE=greeley;48002803]Trust me, i've tried to have a go at getting into politics, tried comedy politics too. It's just one of those things i cannot get into no matter how hard i try. I'd love to be into it, but i physically can't because my brain just rejects it.[/QUOTE]
Alright, well then just don't focus on other people telling you what to feel. If something a politician does pisses you off, be angry about it. It's your opinion and not using it on such important issues is a waste.
I'm the real slim shady
[QUOTE=Daniel Smith;48003063]I'm the real slim shady[/QUOTE]
But you're sitting down.
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[QUOTE=Paramud;48000689]On the subject of religion, I'm an Asatruar.[/QUOTE]
Wait youre a germanic pagan?
Are you for real, or is it pastafarianism-type of deal
[QUOTE=WhyNott;48003456]Wait youre a germanic pagan?
Are you for real, or is it pastafarianism-type of deal[/QUOTE]
Entirely serious.
I think that religion has no place in politics or anything else government controlled
I have a secret folder of all my dank memes
Animals by Maroon 5 has a rapey vibe to it
I'm an all-around terrible person
[QUOTE=greeley;48003207]But you're sitting down.
[IMG]http://facepunch.com/image.php?u=340743&dateline=1431633339[/IMG][/QUOTE]
fucking rekt...
[editline]20th June 2015[/editline]
stay sitting son ...
[QUOTE=Stoffy;47973620]Removing blackheads, popping zits and pimples.
I have no idea why, but shit's so fucking satisfying.[/QUOTE]
Two friends of mine are a couple and the GF pops the BF's zits and shit.
Publicly
They both enjoy it
I'm unable to squash insects/spiders and I will feel really guilty if I accidently step on one.
Not wasps tho, fuck those guys, but the rest of the insects are worth saving at all costs. :v:
When I'm yelling at someone who's taking pictures balancing on a wall that's 50 feet over a rocky outcropping while being in 30mph winds which has clear signs to say I mentally hope that a strong gust throws them off the wall because if you're stupid enough to do that your death would just be improving the gene pool.
I always check the ticker after making a post.
First truth is that there are no nipples. There never was any nipples. It was all a funny ruse to bring entertainment for y'all. The pizza parlor meat beating? Drugs. I was on lots of it during those times. Dobby was a real nigga, several years in the making.
Second truth; I'm the biggest fuccboi in the world. Straight ignorant idiot. With multiple mental disorders complete with a dash of failure. SNIP. I even sucked at that!
Last truth is that at dawn im going to go drown my self in a river or pool or whatever close(I can't swim). I give up on this bullshit. If I pissed/annoyed you in the past, im truly sorry for that no hard feelings please? Peace guys it was fun while it lasted.
[QUOTE=EuSKalduna;48013237]Two friends of mine are a couple and the GF pops the BF's zits and shit.
Publicly
They both enjoy it[/QUOTE]
what the fuck
[QUOTE=Luxuria;48016278]what the fuck[/QUOTE]
I should also note that they plan on getting married in I think August.
They are 16-17 and have been together 8 months with previous history as well.
[QUOTE=Cold Finger;48000521]And sometimes we remember those mundane little things and attribute it to deja vu![/QUOTE]
(late reply, pls dont kill me) but yes, I think that could be a possibility too.
[QUOTE=Iago;48016126]First truth is that there are no nipples. There never was any nipples. It was all a funny ruse to bring entertainment for y'all. The pizza parlor meat beating? Drugs. I was on lots of it during those times. Dobby was a real nigga, several years in the making.
Second truth; I'm the biggest fuccboi in the world. Straight ignorant idiot. With multiple mental disorders complete with a dash of failure. SNIP. I even sucked at that!
Last truth is that at dawn im going to go drown my self in a river or pool or whatever close(I can't swim). I give up on this bullshit. If I pissed/annoyed you in the past, im truly sorry for that no hard feelings please? Peace guys it was fun while it lasted.[/QUOTE]
Hey dude, please don't do anything rash. You need to phone a doctor or something as soon as possible if you're feeling like this, I guarantee suicide only means you have no chance to live a full and satisfying life. You don't lose your problems when you die, you lose your ability to fix them. When I tried this in the past I regretted it pretty much the next day, it always seems like a good idea until you try it. Take care of yourself man, no one on FP wants to lose you.
I'm worse than andrew dobson
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