• Shit You'd Like To Confess On An Online Forum
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[QUOTE=BFG9000;47988832]Amateur. I use my viola as a rifle.[/QUOTE] Another violist!! I thought I'd never find one.
[QUOTE=RayvenQ;48038664]Yeah I'm totally just a computer virus :v:[/QUOTE] We all are.
I work a warehouse job and I'm one of the strongest dudes there, everyone thinks I'm some tough muscly man who eats nails for breakfast but the truth is I'm listening to coldplay throughout the day and play with the toys I backstock
[QUOTE=Stoffy;48039496]We all are.[/QUOTE] The joke being we met on here and I've met her family....
[QUOTE=DerpishCat;48034522]6 years ago I moved to my mother (from my asshole father), which meant leaving all my friends and the nice countryside, to a new big city. I don't know anyone in this town, I don't have any friends, I've become anti-social and shy as hell.[/QUOTE] No friends after 6 years? Do you have a job or college? I don't know how that could be possible? Maybe i just make friends really easily.
i played 6 hours of payday 2 today, because i felt like absolute shit and it was all i was really up to
I drive around in a Lotus Elise, still haven't had my first kiss or more.
Ive not been gym for 2 weeks. I've become so lazy.
I talk to myself since I don`t have anyone to talk too
[QUOTE=BigBadWilly;48040103]I talk to myself since I don`t have anyone to talk too[/QUOTE] i'll talk to you my dude, add me on steam and junk!
I have a doctors appointment at 7 am and instead of sleeping i spent too many hours browsing tumblr for anime and cats pictures and now its 4 am What the fuck is wrong with me
Before I lost my virginity, I lied to everyone and told them that I wasn't a virgin, up to and including the girl I lost my virginity to
[QUOTE=Wealth + Taste;48040596]Before I lost my virginity, I lied to everyone and told them that I wasn't a virgin, up to and including the girl I lost my virginity to[/QUOTE] I like to believe that being a virgin makes you a rare prize among the opposite sex, as long you're good looking or something like that. I lost mine at 23 and the girl was surprised when I told her of v status
[QUOTE=Wealth + Taste;48040596]Before I lost my virginity, I lied to everyone and told them that I wasn't a virgin, up to and including the girl I lost my virginity to[/QUOTE] "A lie repeated 100 times becomes truth" - Joseph Goebbels
[QUOTE=Jmir 54;48040618]I like to believe that being a virgin makes you a rare prize among the opposite sex, as long you're good looking or something like that. I lost mine at 23 and the girl was surprised when I told her of v status[/QUOTE] I failed to hook up with a girl because I told her I was a virgin
[QUOTE=WhyNott;48040620]"A lie repeated 100 times becomes truth" - Joseph Goebbels[/QUOTE] So I really am part of a teen mafia
I haven't been able to physically fall asleep until it's like 2-3 AM or something like that for the past couple weeks... (help)
[QUOTE=jjjohan;48039939]I drive around in a Lotus Elise, still haven't had my first kiss or more.[/QUOTE] I had my first kiss and don't drive in a Lotus Elise. Coincidence? Relationships cost money, and I'm way too nice to keep my spendings to a minimum. Could've had a car by now
[QUOTE=jjjohan;48039939]I drive around in a Lotus Elise, still haven't had my first kiss or more.[/QUOTE] A dog gets more attention from girls than a flashy car
[QUOTE=KillerJaguar;48040831]A dog gets more attention from girls than a flashy car[/QUOTE] This is 100% fact. Walked my dog since mum is on holiday. Had a girl come up to me and chat, she then added me on facebook as soon as i got home. Awkward.
[QUOTE=FreyasFighter;48037868]My family and friends believe out of the blue that FP is a dangerous site and is full of viruses... Even though they have never been on FP themselves :v:[/QUOTE]i am the embodiment of cih you better watch your back
[QUOTE=NeverGoWest;48032026] Now I am just a nicotine addled, long haired, unemployed freak that sits in its apartment, playing Electric Wizard songs on my guitar and talking shit about shit online. Life is such a pleasure :^)[/QUOTE] welcome to club brother, next time im in denmark i'll buy you a beer and we'll jam
[QUOTE=bobxrawks;48037079]Thats not even funny.. or clever or anything. Just kinda sad[/QUOTE] Sad as it is, no pun intended, that really is the most common excuse. People can't make up anything better, but it's still annoying listening to.
I wish someone could give me a hug :(
I don't think I'm very interesting, so no girl would be interested in me
I feel guilty when my life is going great because I talk to so many people on the internet and even people I meet in real life and I realize how lucky I am, how lucky I was to be born in the circumstances I was, how lucky I was to be born with the natural talents that I have, luck that I have a great family and a good number of close friends. Sometimes I feel like I don't deserve it.
[QUOTE=Wealth + Taste;48045091]I feel guilty when my life is going great because I talk to so many people on the internet and even people I meet in real life and I realize how lucky I am, how lucky I was to be born in the circumstances I was, how lucky I was to be born with the natural talents that I have, luck that I have a great family and a good number of close friends. Sometimes I feel like I don't deserve it.[/QUOTE] This, really. Sometimes I get down in the dumps but why? I mean, I take a moment to think about it and I really am lucky. I have a roof over my head, food on the table, and am in college without the threat of big debts. I have a real chance to succeed in life.
[QUOTE=KillerJaguar;48044395]I don't think I'm very interesting, so no girl would be interested in me[/QUOTE] Same here.
[QUOTE=IJNOMED;48045720]Same here.[/QUOTE] Like when people ask, "What are your hobbies? What do you like to do for fun?" I don't have an answer. And I don't have many stories or personal experience to share either. I bring this up because I remember about my dating site profile, and how boring as fuck I was.
I'm 19 years old and the last time I remember being genuinely happy was around 10 years ago.
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