• Shit You'd Like To Confess On An Online Forum
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[QUOTE=Deri102;48041846]welcome to club brother, next time im in denmark i'll buy you a beer and we'll jam[/QUOTE] Sure thing mate, always like meeting up with people from the internet! [editline]25th June 2015[/editline] [QUOTE=Sgt. Nikolai;48043310]I wish someone could give me a hug :([/QUOTE] I would but my arms are not long enough to reach you. Only things I miss about school and living at home are all the hugs I would get from family and friends. [editline]25th June 2015[/editline] [QUOTE=KillerJaguar;48045759]Like when people ask, "What are your hobbies? What do you like to do for fun?" I don't have an answer. And I don't have many stories or personal experience to share either. I bring this up because I remember about my dating site profile, and how boring as fuck I was.[/QUOTE] I have this weird issue with everything being interesting in its own way, like seriously, this world is fucking beautiful and interesting. If a person asks me about my interests I usually just go "computers" because if I had to tell them all the weird shit my hobbies revolve around I think they would fall asleep at some point. Then there is the issue that I don't like talking about myself because I think other people are more interesting, also more dedicated to life than to all the nit-bits about stuff.
I don't care about music
Music is the reason why I am not an asshole. Don't need those chemicals to set me straight, I need good music and nice people to share it with.
I haven't yet played Arkham Knight (the framerate gave me a terrible headache in the opening) so I could be corrected by the most recent iteration, but I think that the Arkham games do the Arkham freeflowing style of combat the worse than most of the games that attempt it.
[QUOTE=NeverGoWest;48048589]Music is the reason why I am not an asshole. Don't need those chemicals to set me straight, I need good music and nice people to share it with.[/QUOTE] music still helps the brain in emitting certain chemicals to make you feel good but I'm just nitpicking now
[QUOTE=Recurracy;48051077]music still helps the brain in emitting certain chemicals to make you feel good but I'm just nitpicking now[/QUOTE] I was referring to taking pills and stuff, I am done with being a pill cow, done with being the method for corrupt psychiatrists to get their golf trips and vacations from the medical industry. I am free, I am strong and even my psychiatrist is pleased with my development without medication. He even recently acknowledged the fact that I am not psychotic, and I have never been.
My Refridgerator is starting to give out. It's starting to make odd noises. Sadly, they sound like strained breathing noises that remind me of sitting next to my Father's deathbed, as he struggled for air as Pneumonia and MRSA slowly destroyed him.
People that lie really well are actually very clever. I am less mad than i am kind of impressed if i am lied to perfectly. To lie perfectly, on the spot: - Do not involve any other person that the recipient can get in contact with. - Make the lie flow - Go into basic-mid detail, do not over detail stuff. - Reference a time with recipient (for example, you are lying to person and be like "Don't you remember? I said "BLAH BLAH" to you the other week...." and look slightly upset if they don't remember as they will feel guilty because they might not have been listening. Which gives you more power) - Always look at them, don't turn away and don't make it too complicated.
[QUOTE=greeley;48056566]People that lie really well are actually very clever. I am less mad than i am kind of impressed if i am lied to perfectly. To lie perfectly, on the spot: - Do not involve any other person that the recipient can get in contact with. - Make the lie flow - Go into basic-mid detail, do not over detail stuff. - Reference a time with recipient (for example, you are lying to person and be like "Don't you remember? I said "BLAH BLAH" to you the other week...." and look slightly upset if they don't remember as they will feel guilty because they might not have been listening. Which gives you more power) - Always look at them, don't turn away and don't make it too complicated.[/QUOTE] Eh I'm mid-high then?
Some parts of my penis glow under UV light. [editline]26th June 2015[/editline] I discovered this a minute ago.
[sp]i have an exclamation point birthmark on the head of my dick.[/sp] !
I find it hard to take british people seriously when they are talking about completely serious things because in my head I am hearing them say things like "bollocks" and "sware on me mum". For whatever reason the word "rubbish" spoken by a brit never fails to cheer me up.
[QUOTE=The_Funk;48060132]I find it hard to take british people seriously when they are talking about completely serious things because in my head I am hearing them say things like "bollocks" and "sware on me mum". For whatever reason the word "rubbish" spoken by a brit never fails to cheer me up.[/QUOTE] Every time I read or hear the word "arse" it makes me think of some middle schooler who is angry but doesn't want to use real swears in case their parents can hear. "You fricking fricks, go to heck, or I'll kick your arse, darn it!"
Loads of people get my surname wrong. Instead of saying it correctly, they always say meringue.
[QUOTE=The_Funk;48060132]I find it hard to take british people seriously when they are talking about completely serious things because in my head I am hearing them say things like "bollocks" and "sware on me mum". For whatever reason the word "rubbish" spoken by a brit never fails to cheer me up.[/QUOTE] a guy from manchester was our neighbour in the festival camping I went to last weekend he was really a joy to be around, I swear
(Crosspost from STGYH) I cried minutes ago when the thought that if I get the job I've been suggested by my jobcoach, I'll be able to see my godmother who lives in Canada. I haven't seen her or her family in over 12 years. Hell, I'll skip on moving out just to be able to travel on my free times and see my friends and family (got relatives that live in Chicago) around the world. Just the thought of it all makes me so happy.
[QUOTE=noh_mercy;48058709][sp]i have an exclamation point birthmark on the head of my dick.[/sp] ![/QUOTE] I guess your sexual partners are suprised first time they see it, heh
I really really enjoy being alone. Even online.. it's weird I guess
Blazedol is my real name
[QUOTE=Blazedol;48068037]Blazedol is my real name[/QUOTE] We don't believe you post a pic of your credit card to verify. [editline]28th June 2015[/editline] Both sides.
I can stay hard for a very long time
I work too hard sometimes because I am so motivated to succeed, and feel that I don't give myself enough personal time.
I'm still not over the girl I liked my freshman year. i'll be starting my senior year in two years. >>
[QUOTE=KillerJaguar;48068634]I can stay hard for a very long time[/QUOTE] May want to have a word with your Doctor.
[QUOTE=Zarjk;48069686]I'm still not over the girl I liked my freshman year. i'll be starting my senior year in two years. >>[/QUOTE] Every now and again my dreams will include my crush from freshman year of high school. I'll be starting my Sophomore year of college in a couple of months.
When I'm listen to some music I keep imagine video ideas for songs i like.
[QUOTE='KING]THT[WRATH;48070987']When I'm listen to some music I keep imagine video ideas for songs i like.[/QUOTE] woah dude [QUOTE=Luxuria;46909071]i keep thinking up music video ideas for songs i like[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Sgt. Khorn;48069798]May want to have a word with your Doctor.[/QUOTE] I've been told that.
[QUOTE=Cold Finger;48069951]Every now and again my dreams will include my crush from freshman year of high school. I'll be starting my Sophomore year of college in a couple of months.[/QUOTE] glad to know it'll still be around in a few more years.
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