[QUOTE=Giraffen93;50079896]don't finish[/QUOTE]
Then what's the point?
[QUOTE=EliaMoroes;50079915]Then what's the point?[/QUOTE]
Maybe they want to get genital smell all over their hands.
i just tickle my pickle whenever i pop a boner
so it really depends on whenever i pop a boner
[QUOTE=MrBond;50079890]a masturbate is a masturbate. you can't do only a half[/QUOTE]
But no you see, if you started masturbating before the start of the day (12am) and finish off the next day it means you are only doing half a masturbation a day.
We need to talk about parallel universes.
[QUOTE=MrBond;50079890]a masturbate is a masturbate. you can't do only a half[/QUOTE]
Not if you enter Rainbow Ride while already holding your dick.
[QUOTE=EliaMoroes;50079915]Then what's the point?[/QUOTE]
well i'm not the one asking
whatever floats their goat
[QUOTE=MrBond;50079890]a masturbate is a masturbate. you can't do only a half[/QUOTE]
I just finish half of it and put the rest in my pocket for later.
I use tears as lube
[QUOTE=MrBond;50079890]a masturbate is a masturbate. you can't do only a half[/QUOTE]
Sounds like you never did a blue man
[QUOTE=Samson0722;50073889]How many times a day do you masturbate?[/QUOTE]
Depends entirely on whether or not you're home and if your mom's still up for more :cool:
You mean to tell me that there are people who spank it daily, and multiple times at that?
Unless you got hyperspermia or similar, you'll just become numb.
My personal record is three times a day
about one a week, sometimes it gets as low as twice a month,
To get back to this, I'm at about 5 times a week, though it's not regular; I'll wait a few days, then get in 2-3 sessions in one day.
Compulsive liar and wanker :v
[editline]6th April 2016[/editline]
[QUOTE=gary spivey;50080333]Sounds like you never did a blue man[/QUOTE]
A blue man!? what are u talking about?
Yeah, my record is a measly twice in one day, and even then it took a lot of coaxing the second time (didn't help it was 2:30am and I was tired, but goddangit, I had to finish it off)
what kind of question is that!
but i'd say 2-3 times a month, No lies.
[editline]6th April 2016[/editline]
[QUOTE=Fancy Godgineer;50080748]You mean to tell me that there are people who spank it daily, and multiple times at that?
Unless you got hyperspermia or similar, you'll just become numb.[/QUOTE]
Thanks for sharing your experience
[QUOTE=Fancy Godgineer;50080748]You mean to tell me that there are people who spank it daily, and multiple times at that?
Unless you got hyperspermia or similar, you'll just become numb.[/QUOTE]
It's pretty dumb when people try to play it off (or worse, legitimately believe) that it's somehow unhealthy for someone to theoretically masterbate once a day, or the idea of more than that
Everyone has free time, you aren't being watched 24/7, it's not unhealthy with longlasting side effects, why try to act like you're better than other people because you spend time watching tv instead of whacking it for a few minutes
As for your comment, no you can wank it daily or more without going 'numb'. Just don't be going back to back continuously all day on it, just do your business and take a break
The directorate as laid out by my wiener declares that I am allowed no more than a maximum of two (2) masturbations per day, and at least once per month. In the event that the contractual obligations are broken or unmet, I will be forced to pay a fine of at minimum $1,000 USD to the Wiener's bank account.
Its a tough life.
[QUOTE=MrBond;50079890]a masturbate is a masturbate. you can't do only a half[/QUOTE]
If you build up speed for 12 hours you can nut with only half a masturbate
[QUOTE=Duck M.;50084200]If you build up speed for 12 hours you can nut with only half a masturbate[/QUOTE]
Well, building speed up for 12 hours on a half masturbate is a pretty safe method. But you're still going to run into thermal run away, and friction build up will ensue. You will need to make sure you have enough lubercant to keep up your pace and still build momentum.
the most times i memed were like 5 times in bosnia
am i the epitome of lone....
Does it count as one if you can have multiple orgasms?
[QUOTE=Tobin;50084705]Does it count as one if you can have multiple orgasms?[/QUOTE]
Depends after the 1st if you idle it, keep it at full throttle, or decide to park it just for a second.
really says something about the OP if they think 5 wanks a day regularly is more common than every other day or less
Back when i was like 14 i would do it like 3 times a day with a record of i think like 10 times.
Now due to almost nonexistent libido i can manage maybe once every few days unless someone purposefully arouses me.
I haven't jerked off in about two months now.
[QUOTE=Propane Addict;50086854]I haven't jerked off in about two months now.[/QUOTE]
I'm so proud of you.
[QUOTE=Propane Addict;50086854]I haven't jerked off in about two months now.[/QUOTE]
Impotent or new medication?
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