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Stranger: hey
You: hello
Stranger: how are oyu?
Stranger: you
You: good
You: you?
Stranger: pretty good.
Stranger: what are you up to?
You: nothing
You: you wanna know something?
Stranger: yeah
You: i am a spy crab
Stranger: what's a spy crab? haha
You: i am a spy crab
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Stranger: i get it. you're a spy crad
You: i am a spy crab
Stranger: wow you're lame
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You: hi!
Stranger: BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
You: i am a spycrab
You: what's going on? :D
Stranger: it's weekend =D
Stranger: and: spycrab?
You: yes.
You: glad you ask.
You: we are an endangered species
You: people try to kill us, slaughter us.
You: in many dangerous ways.
Stranger: ah, that's nice
Stranger: not
You: as of such, we have escaped to omegle to enjoy comfort here!
You: :(
You: don't you realise the disaster us spycrabs have been through?
You: we've been burnt to crisp by flamethrowers, and shot by firearms
You: our place has been seiged by battle
You: many physcopaths invade the area
You: people have reffered this dangerous event as the 'standard gameplay of Team Fortress 2'...
You: that's what i heard.
Stranger: well maybe you should move to spongebob's place?
You: i have no idea what that is! D:
Stranger: you know, in the sea. with the sponge.
You: us spycrabs do not actually have the knowledge of swimming.
You: embrassing, really.
You: we home in the lands of 'Badwater' and 'Granary'
Stranger: ah you can maybe hit under a rock?
You: where there are plenty of resources for us to crab.
You: D:
You: that is not nice!
You: you need to understand the dangers that we face
Stranger: yea, srry
You: you just don't understand :(
Stranger: so do you have awesome guns and stuff?
You: a several sub species of us, called the Spy, goes about and weilds a revolver.
You: other than that, we don't own anything dangerous.
You: oh, and i heard that the Spy also has a knife...
You: pretty freaky.
Stranger: yea
You: though i doubt that's true.
You: the Spy has better living conditions then us...
Stranger: maybe he has a knife to prepare food
Stranger: ah, why?
You: they have cloaking devices and are able to sabotage sentries if those dangers approach.
You: it's pretty helpful, too bad he resides in so many parts in land.
You: i once heard a Spy sabotaging a sentry.
You: it was crazy
Stranger: hey, sorry have to go, house is on fire..
You: he went over there, got what he calls a 'sapper', and sapped it
You: D:
You: good luck!
Stranger: bye!
You: see you.
You: *crab*
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Poor guy, probably didn't know what the fuck I was talking about.
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Stranger: hello
You: hi
Stranger: 22 m here
Stranger: U
You: 35 sc france
Stranger: ur sex
You: yeah
Stranger: male or female
You: im a spy crab
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You: hey
Stranger: hello
You: listen
You: before we keep chatting
Stranger: yesss
You: i think its important that i let you know that i have a condition
Stranger: ok
Stranger: thats fine
You: its called spy crab
Stranger: go on...
Stranger: yesss
You: and its humiliating and fatal
Stranger: yes
Stranger: TF
Stranger: go on..
You: i just wanted to let you know that i am unable to type
Stranger: k
You: so we cant have this conversation
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Stranger: I'm 17, Male, Straight and got Webcam.
You: o rly?
You: im 35, spy crab, unkown and have a keyboard
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[quote]You: I am a spycrab
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How rude!
[quote]You: I am a spycrab
Stranger: Jay, is that you?
You: no this is bob
Stranger: tragic.
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That was better.
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Stranger: hi
You: I am SPY CRAB
You: I am SPY CRAB
You: I am SPY CRAB
Stranger: U have crabs?
You: I am SPY CRAB
You: I AM SPY CRAB
Stranger: ur a fucking fag!
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Here's another one
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Stranger: hey
You: I AM SPY CRAB
Stranger: that's nice.
You: I AM SPY CRAB
Stranger: i gathered
You: I AM SPY CRAB
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My conversations don't last long :saddowns:
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You: I'm a spycrab
Stranger: TGIF WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP
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Ok....
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hii
You: HI
Stranger: m/f
You: f
Stranger: lesbo?
You: bi :)
Stranger: rly? thats cool
Stranger: where r u from?
You: Spain, But i live in USA
Stranger: cool, so how did u know u were bi?
You: I just like to make out with girls, but I have a boyfriend :)
Stranger: oh, well i mean how did u find out u were attracted to girls, kinda
You: porn
Stranger: really? lol i'm not sure if i'm bi
Stranger: thats y i'm asking lol
You: lol
You: you have msn?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: [email]lariahnickle@live.com[/email]
You: Here's mine, [email]Iamaspycrab@hahaownd.com[/email]
You: ;)
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:D
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