Omegle spy crab raid. Post your chat logs - General

Stranger: hiya You: hi Stranger: what's going on? You: I am a spy crab. Stranger: pardon? You: what? Stranger: excuse me? You: I am a spy crab. Stranger: define You: spy crab Stranger: define You: crab You: spy You: . Stranger: define You: I am a spy crab. Stranger: defeat Your conversational partner has disconnected. [editline]02:48PM[/editline] Stranger: male here You: spy crab here Stranger: arrite Stranger: male or female crab? You: what ever you want <3 Your conversational partner has disconnected.

welp I just convinced a guy from china that I'd send my daughter in a box to him to have as a wife.

[quote]You: Hi there! Stranger: hi You: I'm a spy crab, I should warn you Stranger: ok, thanks[/quote] "Just fyi" :v:

Stranger: u know American creed? You: what you means? You: i from Albonia You: you likes? Stranger: Albonia is a state of America? You: yase You: very far easrt not many have heards of us You: is american creeds a music? Stranger: nope i guess Stranger: is Albonia near NY? You: yase You: it sovergin nation in USA You: ywe speaks are own language there Stranger: I have one question about the USA You: is nise! Stranger: could u do me a favor? You: make a question i gives an awnser Stranger: what is "American Dream"? You: i make american dream! You: it to make alot of money! You: i hav many oxen now You: my family it is rich Stranger: and what do u Americans think of other nations? You: im ams mud farmer ther is lots of need for mud in the US of A You: i love Albonia more thans america You: she is mother country You: great country You: you haves a wife yase? Stranger: nope, im a college student Stranger: and u? You: yase she very old Stranger: how old is she? You: 15 years of life You: i make her plow fields You: she no good at plow You: i sell her though You: very nise! Stranger: what do u mean by "sell " You: you need wife i get you one You: 200 usa dollar You: i ship in box to you Stranger: deal? Stranger: i want a young lady You: yase we make a deal You: u like young lady? Stranger: sure, the young the better You: waa waa wee waa You: very nise You: i likes you You: whers you live? You: i ships over night u get wife 3 business days Stranger: east coast of China Stranger: it can be done in 3 business days? Stranger: Shanghai You: yase! Stranger: i want to have a check first You: check fisrt? You: you pay me 200 US of A dollar You: u get wife in box You: she love you long time Stranger: i want to see her picture Stranger: first You: yase she look like a girl look Stranger: to make sure that she is young You: 14 years of time You: make a good plow You: she work in fields to You: vey nise! Stranger: so how can i pay you money You: americnas money Stranger: how Stranger: is she pleased to be my wife? You: with a monies checks You: yase shes my daughter i havs many You: excuses mes You: my wife You: she needs me You: i may have to make a leave Stranger: 200$ is not a problem Stranger: i just wanna get a wife You: ims a sorry You: my wife You: she wants a sexy time! Stranger: i can offer that You: no i havs to go You: my wife she want a sex time You: i make a good sex Stranger: i can offer that to her Stranger: just leave me her email Stranger: i contact her You: ugh man you're a creep You: jesus You: wanting little girls in boxes You: the fuck is wrong with you Stranger: nope it is natural You: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH You have disconnected. [editline]03:05PM[/editline] so yase you want wife i give you my daughter. she arrive 3 business day you like?

[quote]You: I am a spycrab. You: Be afraid of my claws. Stranger: KILL ALL THE SPYKRABS Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] D:

Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here! Stranger: heyy 19 horny f.....u?? You: No, I'm a spy crab. Your conversational partner has disconnected. or save this log or send us feedback. [code]

You: I am a spy crab Stranger: hey! 20 year old male looking for a horny 18+ female! sorry to ask, but then you know! :) ...

Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here! You: i am a spycrab You: durr Stranger: FUCK YOURSELF Your conversational partner has disconnected. what :v: Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here! You: i am aspy crab Stranger: Ok, nice to meet you? You: well hello there Stranger: Hi You: my goddamn species is dying You: fucking idiots You: killing spycrabs Stranger: Oh no You: ff Stranger: What can I do to help ?! You: stab dem hevies You: and pyros You: etc You: btw Stranger: alrighty then... You: I AM BEHIND YOU Stranger: AH ! Stranger: I checked. Stranger: & I just saw some pillows. You: and i sapped your pc You: ASWELL Stranger: Umm. You: also You: you need more metal to fix that darn thing Stranger: To fix what ? You: your pc Stranger: Nah I'm good. You: I murdered your toys aswell. Stranger: :O You: :v: Stranger: >(0.0)> You: squinty wapanese eyes with weeaboos You: but what about the cold hard cash off the bank Stranger: eh ? You: OHSHIT WRONG WINDOW yay

[code]Stranger: oh boy You: I am a spy crab. Stranger: hello spy crab You: I spy You: while I crab. Stranger: cool! Stranger: can you teach me? You: Well. You: Do you have what it takes to be a spy? Stranger: i guess so... lemme check: sunglasses, double-holed paper, dark coat... YES You: What about cloaking device? Stranger: ehr.... they were all out... can i borrow yours? You: You have to idle for that, sorry. Stranger: darn.... Stranger: but am i still in? You: I have one extra though. Stranger: PHEW Stranger: gimme You: Now, about your disguise kit... You: You do have it? You: Right?! Stranger: HAR HAR!!! now you see me, <poof> now you DONT harharhar Stranger: yes i put on this fake moustache You: Okay. You: That is sufficient. Stranger: but no-one can see it anyway, and it tickels.... You: But do you have what it takes to be a spy CRAB?! Stranger: SIR YES SIR You: SHOW ME YOUR CRAB FACE! Stranger: YAAARRRRRRR You: YOU DONT SCARE ME PRIVATE. Stranger: YAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR Stranger: *prrrt* oops, sorry..... You: I AM NOT CONVINCED, WORK ON IT! Stranger: i tend to do that under pressure Stranger: yes sir You: Now. You: Crouch. Stranger: how low/far/deep sir? You: As low as you can. Stranger: waist-high?? Stranger: cant i just suck your dick sir? You: No, you applied for this job and now you do it! You: Crouch, maggot! Stranger: grrr, hmmmkay Stranger: *crouches* You: Now put your arms above your head like crabs do! Stranger: wanna take me from behind while im down here, perhaps? Stranger: no? juast checking You: Work first, fun later. Stranger: *arms up, face down* Stranger: ouch! You: Now. You: WALK IN THE BATTLE! Stranger: OUCH!!! Stranger: *maggots forward* Stranger: yarrrrr You: Congratulations, maggot. You are now a spy crab. Stranger: pfff.... Stranger: i underestimated that heavily You: And remember, heavy weapon guys will always protect you. You: If they have sandviches. Stranger: i have so much more repsect for spy crabs now You: So give them sandviches. You: Good, maggot. You: You must respect your new profession. Stranger: you know, sir, about that sucking-thing... you now that was just gibberish by stress, huh? You: Meet me again when you wanna learn about mastering the use of...The Jarate...and sucking-thing...[/code]

[QUOTE=Everen;17157508]D:[/QUOTE] Hey there :smile:

[code]Stranger: hi Stranger: sex? You: I am a spy crab. Stranger: m-f You: m[/code] [editline]06:29PM[/editline] [code]You: I am a spy crab. Stranger: nice You: I am a spy crab. Stranger: i am a sniper. wbu? You: Ugh... You: I never really was on your side. Stranger: damn Stranger: guess we;re just gonna have to battle it out Stranger: spy v. sniper You: Spy uses Sapper on: Sniper's crotch. Stranger: ima girl You: Spy uses Sapper on: Sniper's crotch. Stranger: nice repeat You: Spy is still sapping the female Sniper's crotch. Stranger: lol You: YOU ARE DEAD.NOT BIG SURPRISE![/code] [editline]06:29PM[/editline] [code]Stranger: …………………...„„-~^^~„-„„_ ………………„-^*'' : : „'' : : : : *-„ …………..„-* : : :„„--/ : : : : : : : '\ …………./ : : „-* . .| : : : : : : : : '| ……….../ : „-* . . . | : : : : : : : : | ………...\„-* . . . . .| : : : : : : : :'| ……….../ . . . . . . '| : : : : : : : :| ……..../ . . . . . . . .'\ : : : : : : : | ……../ . . . . . . . . . .\ : : : : : : :| ……./ . . . . . . . . . . . '\ : : : : : / ….../ . . . . . . ..... . . . . *-„„„„-*' ….'/ . . . . . . . . ......... . '| …/ . . . . . . . ./ . . . . . . .| ../ . . . . . . . .'/ . . . . . . .'| ./ . . . . . . . . / . . . . . . .'| '/ . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .'| '| . . . . . \ . . . . . . . . . .| '| . . . . . . \„_^- „ . . . . .'| '| . . . . . . . . .'\ .\ ./ '/ . | | .\ . . . . . . . . . \ .'' / . '| | . . . . . . . . . . / .'/ . . .| | . . . . . . .| . . / ./ ./ . .|. hi girl, im a boy- You: I am a spy crab. Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/code]

I'm getting someone to join FP through this.

[code]Stranger: hi You: I am a spy crab. Stranger: where are you form ? Stranger: lol ok You: France. Stranger: you french pig Stranger: why to the people of france never shave there pussy ? Stranger: or anything ? Stranger: and smell bad? You: The people of France do not have pussies. Stranger: and have 7ft long noises ? Stranger: and talk weird ? You: Because we can.[/code]

Great job so far!

[code]You: I am a spy crab. Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/code] [editline]06:35PM[/editline] [code]Stranger: hi Stranger: m here You: I am a spy crab. Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/code]

Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here! You: Gentlemen. Stranger: Lady. You: Did you happen to kill a red spy on the way down? Stranger: I'd like to believe so. You: Hmm. Well he still might be among us. Do you know where the soldier is? He's the only one with a code to the intelligence room. Stranger: The soldier is in my pants. You: :( He's as frisky as a cornish game hen. Monsieur Soldat, please exit the young man's pants. FYI, I'm a spy crab. Stranger: Are you located in my pubes? You: No, mon ami, I am everywhere and anywhere. For I am spy crab. Stranger: If you are everywhere and anywhere, you must be the crabs in my pubes. You: I would assume so. My friend, have you ever seen a spy cloak behind a wall, and then backstab a Heavy in under 3 seconds? Only spy crabs are capable of such feats. Stranger: Well, no. But I can feel you in my pubes. Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: I am a spy crab. Stranger: male muslim? You: no just a spy crab. Your conversational partner has disconnected. You: I am a spy crab. Stranger: male muslim? You: no just a spy crab. Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: -.- You: Excuse me, could you help rescue the endangered spycrab? Stranger: lol Stranger: u again? You: A minimum donation of £5 is required. Stranger: w/e spy crab You: Hi Stranger: hey You: a/s/l? Stranger: im zet frm swedne Stranger: sweden You: im a spycrab. Stranger: f ? Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: I'm a spy crab! Stranger: A wild spycrab appears You: >.> Stranger: shit

This guy joined thanks to this: [url]http://www.facepunch.com/member.php?u=240395[/url] :dance:.

Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here! You: I am a spy crab. Stranger: ok Stranger: u r Stranger: can u say hello? You: nope Stranger: so You: i have no h key You: so i can only say ello Stranger: what can u say? You: i can say hi You: and yeah Stranger: ok Stranger: ello! You: but thats about it You: yeah Stranger: ok Stranger: yes Stranger: i see that u dont hv h key Stranger: ur right! Stranger: how old r u spy crab? You: 27 Stranger: 5? Stranger: 7? Stranger: how? You: in crab years Stranger: wow You: yeah Stranger: what about human years? You: 15 in spy years Stranger: ok You: yeah Stranger: f/m? You: neather, spy crabs reproduce asexually You: and i c what yo did thar Stranger: wow Stranger: interesting You: your not ment to ask for an asl You: so you did it over time You: clever Stranger: ok You: yeah Stranger: sorry You: yeah Stranger: i wont ask more You: yeah Stranger: can i b a spy crab? You: can you bend your skeleton in unnatural directions? You: make your legs stick out while looking up and hodling a pack of criggets above your head Stranger: sorry Stranger: i cant You: then no Stranger: but i can try Stranger: cant i? You: sure You: you know we are an endangerd species? You: take a look You: [url]http://fc04.deviantart.com/fs38/f/2008/344/a/5/Save_the_spy_crabs_by_immacraabplz.jpg[/url] Stranger: i know that i ma not allowed in asking asl Stranger: but i hv to admit that ur english is good You: yeah Stranger: so u know that! You: yeah Stranger: how is mine? You: wat Stranger: terrible? Stranger: how is my english? Stranger: bad? You: yea You: yeah Stranger: thx alot Stranger: i know u r teasing me You: yeah Stranger: ok You: Stranger: what can u say? You: i can say hi You: and yeah Stranger: what do spy crabs like to talk about? You: running away from the engineers because of the bone abnormalty, we cant sap their sentrys You: and they normally end us with a wrench in the face Stranger: wow Stranger: so they r bad Stranger: right? You: yeah You: the engineer is defently not credit to team Stranger: ok dear nice spy crab Stranger: nice to meet u Stranger: hv a nice time You: yeah Stranger: bye You: no Stranger: why not? You: im pregnet You: pregnent* Stranger: when i cant b spy crab? You: pregnant* You: you cant Stranger: and my english is not good? You: you have to be born one Stranger: and i just can say :hi and yeah? You: yeah Stranger: but i really hv got to go You: no you dont You: everyone leaves the spy crab You: s You: your lieing You: you just dont like me Stranger: i like u You: no you dont You: you think im weird You: and you wanna gtfo as fast as you cna You: =[ Stranger: but u r a little funny and craz! You: you just dont like me You: i can see it in your eyes Stranger: u r the only one who i had a really nice time with in omegle! You: lies You: all lies You: its a conspiricy Stranger: hey,i am not lier You: yes you are Stranger: ok You: i dont like liers You: i dont share my secrets with them Stranger: i had really good times here with others too You: no you didnt You: you are lieing Stranger: but u r nice and funny too You: again, all lies Stranger: ok You: yeah Stranger: i am whatever u want You: but your not Stranger: r u happy now? You: your a lier You: not someone who tells the truth Stranger: ok You: yeah Stranger: what do u want me to do now? You: you will just make up an excuse You: you will lie about it You: everyone lies to the spycrabs Stranger: stay here and listen to u when u insult me? You: your such a hippacrit You: do you know how much you have insulted me over the past few mins? Stranger: no Stranger: how much? You: 7 times Stranger: ok You: yeah You: hi Stranger: tell me what did i said that made u unhappy? You: you didnt make me unhappy You: you insulted me Stranger: ok Stranger: i did because i liked Stranger: then>? Stranger: i just said that u were craz Stranger: arent u? You: your calling me crazy You: you think im crazy Stranger: because u r You: im not insane Stranger: u r You: i love driving people to the brink of insanity You: but i am not insane Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: Hellow You: I am a spy crab. Stranger: What? You: I am a spy crab bitch. Stranger: What's do you mean? Stranger: I can't understand. You: I am a mutha fucking spy crab who is crouching with a cigar case and bending backwords. You: not that complex. You: You know I am so stop whining Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hey You: I am a spy crab looking for another spy crab to mate with. You: you must be able to crouch with a cigar case and bend backwords looking at the sky Stranger: i can so do that You: not to hard, to mate you must climb on top of eachother and crouch up and down. Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[QUOTE=Machk;17157945]I can feel you in my pubes.[/QUOTE] Woo, I found a new pickup-line! [quote]Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here! Stranger: hi You: I am spy crap You: hi Stranger: you are sth..crap You: D: You: I spelt wrong You: ESCAPE! You have disconnected.[/quote] Crap, I spelt wrong! [quote]Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here! Stranger: hey (: You: I am spy crab You: hello Stranger: O_o You: o_O Stranger: -.- You: Have you ever seen a spy crab? Stranger: cant say i have . You: No wonder. They are hard to spot, and very rare You: but I am proud to call myself a spy crab Stranger: okay. You: You must take your disguise kit, crouch, look up into the sun and walk around. You: Only then, can you call yourself a spy crab Stranger: uhuuhh You: Our greatest enemies are the fire spitting madmen You: or the spy crab hunters Stranger: yeah ok. Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] Damnit, I had lots of more to tell him.

Stranger: Hi. Stranger: whats up? You: I am a spy crab looking for another spy crab. Your conversational partner has disconnected. Stranger: hi You: Sup, I am a spy crab. Stranger: male here You: Pills here. Stranger: ha Stranger: cool You: Very. You: I am a black guy, who likes yelling for pills. I now do the spycrab. You: put you cigar case up, stick your left foot out, and crouch and bend backwords. You: I can feel you in my pubes. Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: I am You: a You: Spycrab Stranger: hi Stranger: my name is ben Stranger: u? You: My name is Scott You: well Scott Peter Yolkkan Crab Stranger: m or f? You: M Your conversational partner has disconnected. I think that he is sexist

[quote]Stranger: hey You: hi You: m or f Stranger: you first You: f You: u? Stranger: m You: kewl You: can i c pic of u? You: then i show me Stranger: yeah just a sec Stranger: how old are you? You: 16 You: u? Stranger: 21 You: k Stranger: sorry its taking so long my computer is being slow You: k You: but no trying to avoid XD You: u first, then i show pic of me Stranger: i not avoiding Stranger: [url]http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=30730307&albumID=1027989&imageID=21101622[/url] You: ur cute You: i show pic of me now Stranger: thanks You: [url]http://redirectingat.com/?id=629X1198&url=http%3A%2F%2Fnews.gotgame.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2008%2F08%2Fcrab.jpg[/url] You: I am a spycrab. Stranger: sexy Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] lol spy all along

[QUOTE=Kasai;17158008]You: I'm a spy crab! Stranger: A wild spycrab appears You: >.> Stranger: shit[/QUOTE] Wild spycrab used teleport.

Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here! You: ╮(╯_╰)╭ Stranger: Hi. You: hai Stranger: That was... weird. You: why? Stranger: ╮(╯_╰)╭ Stranger: What is it? You: haha You: what does it like? Stranger: WHat does what like? You: ╮(╯_╰)╭ | | Stranger: What is it? You: a face and two hands Stranger: Still don't see it. Anyway, I am a spy crab. You: nice You: any secret to share here? Stranger: Umm, I am a spy crab? You: yes? You: so tell me some of your stories Stranger: Pyros try and burn me.... You: and drink your blood? Stranger: No. You: r u easily to burn up? Stranger: Yes. You: good, not too much pain You: good luck Stranger: IS that it now? You: up to you You: do you want it now? Stranger: Want what? You: blood or fire You: choose one Stranger: You choose for me. You: nope, that's your free will Stranger: I can't be bothered. You: you have to You: then earn your peace Stranger: Fire. You: 1000F or 2000F or 3000F or higher? Stranger: Higher! You: sry, then you need to pay for that, not free Stranger: 3000F then. You: okie, have a drink before going? Stranger: No. You: then have a leaking? Stranger: No... You: what's your final words? Stranger: I am a spy crab. You: I see, but that's not shocking, everybody knows You: A spy crab burn to earth? Stranger: Ok. You: any relative spy crabs? Stranger: Nope... You: produced any little spies? Stranger: And this all came from a FacePunch thread. No. You: File Not Found, sorry system error occured Stranger: Oh well. You: who'r u there? Stranger: That brings back memories. You: memory lost Stranger: I am a spy crab.I am a spy crab.I am a spy crab.I am a spy crab.I am a spy crab. You: yup, I am a spy crab too You: welcome, brother You: ╮(╯_╰)╭ Stranger: Is it looped back to the beginning? Does someone have to leave now? You: sorry, system is under recovering You: some data lost You: some are not Stranger: FORL/ You: command unknown ... Stranger: Do you come from the Facepunch forums? You: 4chan? Stranger: Facepunch here. You? Stranger: You come from a forums, or did you just randomly come on? You: aha You: reach here by friends Stranger: Facepunch forums. You should join up. You: advertising? Stranger: No. Just saying you should join. You: what's the address? Stranger: [url]www.facepunch.com[/url] You: kaka, have a look You: where should I begin? Stranger: Look around. And if you want, make an account. You: seems a bit fun, thanks guy Stranger: Tell me when you make an account. You: but why? Stranger: What you mean? You: difficult to register? Stranger: What's going wrong? Stranger: I would like to help. You: It's okay now You: I've got an account Stranger: WHo are you on there? You: mmxmm You: what about yours? Stranger: Now make some posts! Stranger: Omolong.... You: where to post? Stranger: Just a thread in one of the sections, find the box at the bottom and type in there what you want to say. Or make a thread in General Discussion. You: okay, have a try You: mmxmm, you do not have permission to access this page. This could be due to one of several reasons: 1. Your user account may not have sufficient privileges to access this page. Are you trying to edit someone else's post, access administrative features or some other privileged system? 2. If you are trying to post, the administrator may have disabled your account, or it may be awaiting activation. Stranger: Or post in here, seeing as this was where this came from: [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=806558[/url]. Stranger: Try posting in there. And check your emails. You: haha Stranger: What? You: nice, many posting there You: hey, who'r these guys in the forum Stranger: Which guys?

[quote=chat] You: hello Stranger: omegle has gotten noticeably boring You: How was it interesting? Stranger: fuck these ASL'ers Stranger: fuck 'em to death Stranger: it wasn't. Stranger: I guess. Stranger: I guess you have a point there. Stranger: dammit You: I'm just here to say. You: I'm a spycrab. Stranger: I've fought mudcrabs harder than you! Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] Doh.