You: I am a spy crab are you?
Stranger: hi
You: Are you a spy crab?
You: answer me
Stranger: i can not understand
You: well
You: go die racist fag
You have disconnected.
Racist people.
I have nothing to do with this
Stranger: Why ello there
You: Im a spy crab
Stranger: What
You: Spy crab is credit to team
Stranger: So wana rp?
You: Sure, ill be the spy crab.
Your conversational partner has disconected.
Stranger: hello
You: I am a spy crab.
Stranger: ur a fucking wanker
You: are you the sniper?
You: I stab him so much.
Stranger: i screw ur mum
You: not even funny
You: He called me a wanker so many times
Stranger: shes good :P
You: i killed him so many time
You: fucking sniper, no headshotting. Got that?
Stranger: i love her vagina :P i lick it good
Stranger: fuck u where u live hime boy? im gonna come beat ur ass
You: lol
Stranger: home*
You: Sniper no sniping.
Stranger: fuck ur dead nan
You: why?
Stranger: coz shes old
You: I thought we were talking bout a videogame
Stranger: and dead
You: now you want to beat me up
You: :(
Stranger: yh i do
Stranger: where u love u geek
You: i was talking about a video game.
Stranger: i dont care
You: i love at my house in my bed.
Stranger: ha ur funny don go getting clever now init
You: lol wow
You: dude its team fortress 2 refrence
You: you are going on a bigass forum
You: lol
You: [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?p=17158152#post17158152[/url]
You: you will be there
Stranger: im not a geek addicted to videogames like u blood init
You: all right bye.
You: going on a forum
You: ty for the laughs.
You have disconnected.
12 year old on internet wow...not gonna beat me up.
[quote]You: I am a spy crab.
Stranger: hello
Stranger: are you an ugly spy crab then?
You: No, I am a handsome masked spy crab. The kind that sleeps with your mother.
Stranger: WELL, I BET YOUR MOTHER MUST HAVE SLEPT WITH FRANKENSTIEN TO CREATE A SPY CRAB THAT HAS HIV LIKE YOU
Stranger: FUCK YOU[/quote]
What...
[quote]Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: from?
You: Italy.
Stranger: oh
Stranger: l am korea
You: Cool
You: I heard they have endangered crab species over there?
You: Of the spy variety?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
Apparently it's a touchy subject.
[QUOTE=Everen;17158155]lol spy all along[/QUOTE]
how can I add a box like this?
╮(╯_╰)╭
[noparse][quote]Words[/quote][/noparse]
There.
[QUOTE=Omegle]Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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Stranger: Looking for a sexy guy to check out my cam ;) (i'm a girl of course)
You: As a spycrab, I would enjoy such interactions.
Stranger: Nice :)
Stranger: My name is Bryn, im swedish
You: mine is bluspy, I currently roam the battle fields of bad lands
Stranger: ok
Stranger: [MSN ADDRESS]
You: spycrab@hotmail.com
Stranger: stfu
You: cya there ;)
Stranger: ok
Your conversational partner has disconnected[/QUOTE]
romantic.
You: I am a spy crab.
Stranger: HI ASL ?
You: I am a spy crab asl is for fags like the sniper.
Stranger: I WANT TO FUCK
Stranger: U ?
You: or the heavy
You: yea let me get a picture
You: [url]http://redirectingat.com/?id=629X119...F08%2Fcrab.jpg[/url]
You: Hot right?
Stranger: MDA
Stranger: FUCK ME
You: Dont you just want my knife in you vagina?
You: I will stab you so fucking hard because I am a guy FYI
You: and a spy
Stranger: I HAVE ANTYVIRUS
Stranger: ;)
You: woah dude
You: i am a video game character
Stranger: OK BYE
You: no rape unless you are the pyro
You: or scouts mom
Stranger: I TOUGHT
Stranger: U ARE A VIRUS
Stranger: !
You: lol..
You: i am a spycrab.
You: thats a video game character
You: you noob
You have disconnected.
[editline]12:06PM[/editline]
Stranger: Avada Kedavra
You: I am a spy crab.
You: Are you a spy crab?
Stranger: no im a wizard
You: I am a spy crab so you better be a spy crab.
You: wizards suck
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[code] You: hi
Stranger: haii thur.
You: I am a spycrab
Stranger: :O
You: you?
Stranger: i am a piece of pie.
You: I am cake.
Stranger: :O
Stranger: i like cake.
You: But its a lie.
Stranger: CAKE IS NOT A LIE
Stranger: it is the truth
Stranger: life itself depends on eating cake
You: or what you think is the truth
Stranger: so YOUVE BEEN LYING TO ME?!
You: you can take the red pill and remember everything we
discussed or you van take the blue pill and forget it all, this goes deeper
then the cake
Stranger: effff you
Stranger: xD [/code]
I failed :downs:
Stranger: Hey there m/f?
You: Spy Crab
Stranger: What
You: Thats what your muzzar said!
Stranger: *wrench*
You: AAAARRRRGGGGG
You have disconnected.
[quote]
You: still don't know how to add a box
Stranger: [ quote ] words [ /quote ]
[/quote]
have a try
[quote]Stranger: hi
You: spy check
You: pffft
You: OH YES YOU'RE A SPY
You: FAGGOT[/quote]
:(
[QUOTE=i_speel_good;17158560]:([/QUOTE]
You coppied me, you sniper faggot.
You: bloody hell
You: SPY CRABS EVERYWHERE
You: !!
Stranger: brb toilet
You: what...
You: -_-
You have disconnected.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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You: Hi
Stranger: hi
You: I am a spy crab
Stranger: k
Stranger: m/f
You: an u?
Stranger: m
You: shemale spycrab
Stranger: f?
You: SHEMALE
You: secks nao?
Stranger: female??
Stranger: how r u?
You: /facepalm
Stranger: can i see ur pic?
You: I suppose you are over 40
You: No
Stranger: no
Stranger: n u?
You: You can't see my pic
Stranger: how old are u?
You: 18
Stranger: m 18
Stranger: please show me ur pic..
You: I aledy stated below that I am a shemale 18 years old spy crab
Stranger: k
Stranger: so,what do u like ?
You: I dunno....
You: spycrabing?
Stranger: whats that?
You: Wellll
Stranger: looks interesrting
You: is when....
You: you
You: Spy crab.
Stranger: cool
Stranger: so,do u hv bf?
You: No
You: i have shmlf
Stranger: shmlf?
You: shemalefriend
You: she/he is nice.
Stranger: k
Stranger: so,are u virgin?
Stranger: hehe
Stranger: :)
You: Yes
Stranger: cool
Stranger: like to get maughty?
Stranger: naughty?
You: do you know that hurtin g a spycrab is punished if it were felony?
Stranger: i love to get punished
You: Then hurt one.
Stranger: i wanna fuck u.........
You: oh shit oh shit
Stranger: u work at a company ,
You: we are going to be poor
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Stranger: hahaha
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You: v
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Stranger: hi
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: please
Stranger: forgive me
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Stranger: hi.....
Stranger: i was jokking
Stranger: n u too.......
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Stranger: u r funny
Stranger: but i m not interested in talking to u ny more
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Stranger: u are boring......
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Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/code]
[code]You: Yo
Stranger: hi
Stranger: hrey
Stranger: f here
You: hri
Stranger: lol
Stranger: typo
You: I arez spy crabh
You: SPY CRAB
Stranger: ?
You: Never heard of the spy crab?
Stranger: what is it?
You: To heard more about this insane shit. go over and register to http://www.facepunch.com[/code]
Stranger: hi
You: OH SHIT THERE'S A SPY BEHIND YOU!!
Stranger: no it is my mum
You: YOUR MUM'S A SPY
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
It was too late...
[code]You: OH god!
You: They are here!
Stranger: who?
You: They are swarming us!
You: ....
You: The Spy crabs!
Stranger: ckckck
Stranger: imaginary
You: They are going after you!
You: And your mother!
You: And your dad!
You: AND YOUR DOG!
You: Wait
Stranger: how do you know i have dog?
You: Ehmm.....
You: Look throught the window on your left.[/code]
[QUOTE=OrDnAs;17158770][code]You: OH god!
You: They are here!
Stranger: who?
You: They are swarming us!
You: ....
You: The Spy crabs!
Stranger: ckckck
Stranger: imaginary
You: They are going after you!
You: And your mother!
You: And your dad!
You: AND YOUR DOG!
You: Wait
Stranger: how do you know i have dog?
You: Ehmm.....
You: Look throught the window on your left.[/code][/QUOTE]
Nice!
You: OH SHIT
Stranger: please talk dirty for me
You: THERE'S A SPY BEHIND YOU
You: WATCH THE FUCK OUT!!
Stranger: OHHH WHERE??
You: BEHIND YOU GODDAMN IT
Stranger: I CANT SEE HIM
You: HE'S GOT HIS CLOAK ON!!
You: HURRY FLAME HIM!!
Stranger: DO YOU THINK HED LIKE TO FUCK ME?
You: BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE
You: ....
You: what..
You: wow.
You: I'm talking about a video game,
You: you just ruined it
You: fuck you
You: noob
Stranger: hahahahaa im so mean
You have disconnected.
You: Hey
Stranger: Hi m/f?
You: m/f?
You: aah
You: male
You: I'm a spycrab
Stranger: Good i am f!
You: Cool, I'm still a spycrab.
Stranger: Age?
You: 26
You: I'm a spycrab
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Stranger: do you like baby oil? :3
You: YEAH
Stranger: aweosme
You: FUCK YEAH
Stranger: wats ur name?
Stranger: ;D
You: DO YOU LIKE SPY CRABS?
You: DO YOU?
You: YOU SHOULD LOVE EM[/code]
Stranger: fap
You: I'm a spycrab.
Stranger: oh hai
Stranger: eek mee too
You: cool
Stranger: /glare
You: I am Sappinmynick and I am looking for spies to crab
Stranger: 4chan?
You: /b/
Stranger: bear :O
You: [url]www.rapepunch.com[/url]
Stranger: face punch
Stranger: been there
Stranger: done that
You: wat ur gunna punch me in teh face D:
Stranger: nahh
You: I'm a spycrab.
Stranger: team fortress
Stranger: lolz
You: I'm a spycrab.
Stranger: im a jellyfish
You: Well, off to visit your mother!
[editline]04:30PM[/editline]
broke mah automerge
You: I'm a spycrab.
Stranger: Cool story bro
You: I'm a spycrab.
Stranger: Cool story bro
You: I am a cool story bro
Stranger: I'm a spycrab.
You: Me too.
Stranger: No, you're not
You: What a coincidense.
You: I'm a spycrab.
Stranger: You're a scrub
You: Dumb 1x (List)
Stranger: Fuck you.
You: Funny 1x (List)
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[QUOTE]Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here!
You: Hi
Stranger: hi
You: I'm a spy crab.
Stranger: im a nigger
You: Cool, we should meet up some time.
You: Just jump in the ocean and look for me.
You: For I am a spy crab.
Stranger: are you from mn
You: No, I am from the glorious land of 2fort.
You: For I am a spy crab.
Stranger: i am tyrone how r u
You: I'm great, for I am a spy crab.
You: Nothing can harm me, for I am a spy crab.
Stranger: this place is brilliant for trolls like us
You: I do not troll, for I am a spy crab.
Stranger: ok im the watermelon nigger
You: Hello watermelon nigger.
You: I am a spy crab.
Stranger: what do you spy crabs do
You: We spy on people, but only when we are on vacation from the ocean.
You: For we are not just spies, we are spy crabs.
Stranger: how do i see if theres a crab spying me
You: Simple, you look for the signs.
You: If you shoot at someone, you will quickly notice if they are a spy crab or a normal person.
You: Spy crabs often travel alone.
You: They like to be behind you when they strike.
You: And they cannot go two minutes without water.
You: For we are spy crabs.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/QUOTE]
Epic.
[code]You: Good day, sir.
Stranger: hi :)
Stranger: Ma'am*
Stranger: I am a lady, lol
You: Would you like to make a contribution to the "Save the gentle Spy Crab" foundation, madame?
Stranger: No, sir.
You: Too late
You: THEY ARE IN YOUR LAWN
You: EATING YOU DOG
You: AND SAPPING YOUR REFRIGERATOR
You: OH SHIT![/code]
[editline]11:34AM[/editline]
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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You: Hey you
You: yes you!
You: The nitwit that is looking at the computer screen
You: LOOK BEHIND YOU
You: A SPY CRAB[/code]
What the.... :crossarms:
Stranger: Hello
You: Im a spy crab
Stranger: ME TOO
You: *Does dance of spy crab mating*
Stranger: *Jumps on head*
You: SPY CHECK!
Who was that gorgeous spy crab?