• Omegle spy crab raid. Post your chat logs
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Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here! Stranger: SMURFS You: SPY CRABS! Stranger: THAT ISH SEXY! You: I KNO! Stranger: Oh yea in my pants! Stranger: m/f You: CNPJ You: I am a cybrog pirate ninja jesus. Stranger: me a jedi ninja from ur moms unties You: I FUCKED YOUR DOG. Stranger: yummm!!!! hope he enjoyed it You: I KIK UR DOG. You: HE DID! Stranger: mmmmm..... u ish beast! You: I KNO. You: SEXEH BEAST. Stranger: sure!!! if u say so! Stranger: weirdo! Stranger: lol You: I SEE WHAT YOU DID THAR. You: I AM A SPY CRAB. Stranger: yea in my puss hair? You: STD. You: YESH. Stranger: yum skittlezs! You: SKITTLEZS?!?!?! :D Stranger: eep! monster crab in my bath You: :o Stranger: save me! You: NO WAI You: -saves- You: O.O You: i saveded.ness. You: things. Stranger: sex in the bath! weird! Stranger: squirt! You: AWESOMEZOR. You: CAPS. FTW? Stranger: huh????? me slow?? You: YES? Stranger: m/f Stranger: ???????? Stranger: tellll meeeeee!!!! plz Stranger: Remy? You: -_- Stranger: not helping! spy crab in my grandma's pants!!!!!! Stranger: tehehehehehe You: I AM A SPYCRAB. Stranger: can i lick u? You: LOL SPYCRAB. Stranger: mmmmm..... crab meat! You: SPY CRAB MEAT O.O Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here! Stranger: Im not a "f" You: I am not a "m" You: I AM A SPYCRAB. Stranger: oh noes Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: hi You: I am a spycrab. Stranger: whats thatt Stranger: is it a crab that goes in my butt You: Negative. Stranger: oh jesus Stranger: ç You: I am a spycrab, rare an endangered speices. Stranger: that letter looks cute Stranger: umm your wierdd Stranger: byee You: Please, I need money to survive.
Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here! You: I am a spycrab. You: Are you a spycrab? Stranger: same person from a while ago You: lol You: dude there are lots of us You: i made a thing, and told people to troll this site You: lol Stranger: i asked where you female or male and you answered sky crab You: there are a lot of us trolling this site. You: no You: that was someone else. You: I am another one. You: [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=806558[/url] Stranger: can i do it You: [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=806558[/url] You: go if you want You: sign up You: and post Stranger: sign me up You: :D You: sign up, and post there. Stranger: suck my willy Your conversational partner has disconnected. Was that a sign up?
I found my chat rather distrubing [quote]Stranger: youve been naught Stranger: y Stranger: impregnate me You: suck it bitch Stranger: i want to give birth to your crab babies Stranger: do me in the anal You: o yes You: o yes You: im cumming! Stranger: oh yes Stranger: me too Stranger: my 9.3" cock is all veiny You: oh this good You: but You: i am a spy You: and i backstab you and rape your dead body Stranger: oh yes Stranger: and cut holes in me Stranger: and do them too You: you got blood all over my suit Stranger: oh youre filthy You: oh your red team[/quote]
[QUOTE=Risonhighmer;17165916]Hehe, I just put all of the guy's comments into igod, and fed him what igod said. Stranger: hi You: Hello. What is your name? Stranger: nigger You: It's good to see you, nigger. Stranger: wuts yours? You: Are we still talking about ? Stranger: you ever suck adick? You: I don't think I ever have suck adick. What's it like? Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/QUOTE] ahahahaha nice one!
Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here! You: I am a spy crab. Stranger: i am crab spy O.O You: I backstab heavys and medics Stranger: LOL Stranger: TF2 FREAK! Stranger: LOL You: lol Stranger: geez louise -.- You: then i got backstabbed by other spy You: D: You: lol Stranger: suck to be u then i guess o.o You: yea Stranger: the dude sittin next to me is a tf2 freak too -.-' Stranger: so u both can die happilly ever after now -.-' You: lol You: stranger, is a spy! Stranger: -.- Stranger: boring man, boring! -.- Stranger: take care ;D You: :/ You: ok Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Scout Crab
igod chat. Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here! You: Hi. Stranger: HI Stranger: f ou m ? You: Hello. What is your name? You: I am always glad to make new friends, f ou m. Stranger: luana and you ? You: A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly. Stranger: It's all right! You: Better not tell you now. Ask Artificial Iniaes if it is. Stranger: My English is bad, right? You: You are wrong, I can understand you very well. Stranger: glad You: What do you have that is ? Stranger: you had asked? You: What happened to it. Stranger: Oh nothing much You: And? Would you like to know what's new with me? Stranger: 'm Learning You: Why are you Learning. Stranger: The English, I'm learning, do not live in a country that speaks English. You: Is that a fact. Stranger: yep Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: i am a spy crab Stranger: heyy Stranger: u fker again
[quote]Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here! You: I am spy crab Stranger: yea Stranger: lets fuck the Stranger: internal alliens You: Mating time You: *Spy crab get down music* You: Bow chicka wow wow Stranger: oh oh i got it You: Mating sucessfull You: You have given birth to a healthy pryo Stranger: mju you are my buss You: OH SHIT You: RUN FOR THE HILLS Stranger: ok you first You: And then pyro was spy Stranger: holly shit You: inorite Stranger: oh no You: W+M1 Stranger: lets dance Stranger: act normal You: *Spy crab music and dance* Stranger: with love You: What is love You: Baby don't hurt me Stranger: i wont You: Don't hurt me no more Stranger: jost relax You: Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun Stranger: illbe slow on you You: What is love You: Baby don't hurt You: me You: Don't hurt me You: No more Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] Don't hurt me.
[QUOTE=Killerkid;17168075]You: i am a spy crab Stranger: heyy Stranger: u fker again[/QUOTE] I met him earlier. He wants to kill me...:(
Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here! You: I am a spy crab Your conversational partner has disconnected. [editline]08:06PM[/editline] Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here! Stranger: hi You: I am a spy crab You: Are you a spy crab? You: Spy crab You: What a nub You: Your not a spy crab You: /sigh You: No one ever is Stranger: ... You: Exactly Stranger: sao paulo Stranger: u livinvg in ? You: See spy crab [url]http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/2008/10/custom_1223134497252_spycrab.jpg[/url] You: I live in a house Stranger: deer Stranger: me to You: You live inside a deer? omg You: Ohh You: So you like to eat deer? You: Thats nice Stranger: no Stranger: you is a f/m? You: Houses are nice to live in, much better than boxes You: And wha?
ou: i am a spy crab Stranger: I am a spy crab hunter You: damn bro i just pissed my pants Stranger: And now you will piss them again Stranger: WITH YOUR BLOOD Stranger: *bam You: that's hawt You: i jizz my blood You: DAYAAAMMM You: y Stranger: sick You: more like fucking incredible You: THAT'S GOD DAMN KINKEEEHHH You: oh ya You: im a spy crab Stranger: a dead spy crab You: no Stranger: i shot you You: no Stranger: with my gun You: spy crabs don't die Stranger: i stabbed you with bullets You: spy crabs can only be killed with You: an air freshener You have disconnected.
wow this guy went along with it Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here! Stranger: hi You: I'm a spy crab Stranger: awesome You: yes You: it is Stranger: are you investigating something? You: no I'm just spy crabbing Stranger: i see... Stranger: well, have fun You: [url]http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/2008/10/custom_1223134497252_spycrab.jpg[/url] You: this is a spy crab Stranger: cool Stranger: i have to go now You: I'm a spy crab You: nooooo You: dont go Stranger: i'm very tired You: i'll get lonley You: a spy crab is very lonley Stranger: there are 2722 users online You: yes but I want this user You: I get lonley You: I am a spy crab after all You: hello? Stranger: hi Stranger: ok, let's chat You: I'm a spy crab Stranger: i know You: it's true Stranger: good for you You: yep, a spy crab You: well got to go You have disconnected. I could tell I was torturing him so I quit.
You: hi Stranger: Hi You: I'm a spy crab. Stranger: lol Stranger: I'm an engi cow Stranger: MOO You: heres a pic of me You: [url]http://img33.imageshack.us/img33/9531/951437.jpg[/url] You: IMA CRAAAB Stranger: lol, k Stranger: so what you wanna talk about? You: so i was crabbing to the blu base, and this heavy comes up and punches me You: im like WTF BRO IMA CRAB DONT TOUCH ME
Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here! You: I AM SPY CRAB Stranger: nice Stranger: whats that You: i am spy crab do game You: DO You: GAME Stranger: what game? You: THE GAME Stranger: WTF IS THE GAME You: YOU THE FUCK IS THE GAME You: can i game Stranger: sure.. You: WELL YOU CANT HORSE DICK Stranger: i dont get the game You: well then You: you have You: a tumor Stranger: yes probably... You: i agree You: I AM SPY CRAB Stranger: buddy, you might wanna get yourself checked out Stranger: or go to therapy You: you get checked out? You: get out? You: IM SUBBING THIS TO FACEPUNCH BYE
Stranger: Oscar from Berlin? You: oh hey... Stranger: ? You: Nice to meet you again Stranger: What's my name? You: Well assuming your a spy crab, I'm going to have to say you name is Crabby. You: Right? Stranger: Wrong. Your conversational partner has disconnected. [editline]02:02AM[/editline] You: hello Stranger: Hi You: I am a spy crab Stranger: Oh shit, really? You: ya You: Why? You: are you one too?? Stranger: Thats kick ass! You: thank you Stranger: No, I'm just some hick's mullet. You: ahh You: cool You: you should consider yourself lucky Stranger: Whys that? I went out of fashion like 10 years ago. You: Retro You: Us spy crabs are still hip though Stranger: Ya, you guys are the shiznit. You: Ya one time i was in the RED base and this pyro, just killed me You: isn't that awful? You: I'll tell ya, these people have no respect for nature anymore Stranger: I hear ya. Well I gotta go prepare for some demolition derby this hick's planning. Nice chatting with ya though You: Same here You: keep an eye out for pyros Stranger: Ok, will do
You: i am a spy crab Stranger: duude Stranger: no way Stranger: me too You: fuck, facepunch Stranger: suck a cock You: oh thats nice Stranger: i know Stranger: im a great person You: no, your not You: your bad and you should feel bad Stranger: i do Stranger: im sorry damnit! too many facepunchers [b]EDIT[/b] Stranger: helloo You: hello there Stranger: 23 m UK You: i am a spy crab Your conversational partner has disconnected. lol
I dont think hes an facepuncher. Probably just an idiot.
Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here! You: I'm a spy crab Stranger: are you m or f? You: F Stranger: ok Stranger: how old are you You: 19 Stranger: and where are you from You: What next, pics of me? Stranger: I'm in 20 Stranger: from germany You: I'm your personal sex slave now, huh? You: 20 from germany You: speak german Stranger: no no You: I'm from Crotia You: Inface You: fact* You: I live there Stranger: I came germany a month ago Stranger: have you hot msn You: hot? You: Learn english, please Stranger: yes You: Or just speak german Stranger: I'm it You: I can speak german Stranger: I cant speak it yet You: Really? You: Are you German? Stranger: no Stranger: I came here a month ago You: From? You: Germany to.... Stranger: from germany Stranger: but I'm not germany Stranger: I from Cyprus You: Ohhh You: So are you looking for a good time? Stranger: do you have msn adress? Stranger: yes You: oh really? You: Wanna go webcam? Stranger: yes Stranger: I have webcam Stranger: you? You: no You: :( You: I wanna see youoooo Stranger: es Stranger: yes Stranger: can I add you You: can I add YOU? Stranger: if you say your msn Stranger: I add you Stranger: and I show me You: say your MSN instead You: better yet You: got any other chat programs? Stranger: no Stranger: only msn You: Well Get AIM You: and I'll show you pictures of me Stranger: [email]touran_caddy@hotmail.com[/email] is my msn Stranger: add please Stranger: ok? You: No. You: You'll send me a virus Stranger: why? Stranger: no You: Yes. Stranger: I promise you You: You will -___- Stranger: no no Stranger: you are wrong You: Do you have facebook? Stranger: yes You: Name? Stranger: cem karaca Stranger: yours? You: brb pizza Stranger: what? You: [url]http://www.facebook.com/search/?q=cem+karaca&init=quick[/url] You: how can I add you to FB Stranger: you say your name Stranger: I add you Stranger: ok? You: ok Stranger: say You: Mellie Stranger: yeas Stranger: dearname Stranger: ? You: Mellie stol Stranger: ok Stranger: but it is wrong name You: lol, I know you are trying to send me a virus Stranger: no You: how about I just give you someones account You: and you send it to them Your conversational partner has disconnected. What
[quote]Stranger: HIII You: I Am A Spy Crab. Stranger: Omg. Stranger: That so cool Stranger: Cuz im a spy shark Stranger: ._> Stranger: SEE THAT Stranger: DO YOU MOTHERFUCKING SEE THAT You: ... You have disconnected.[/quote] Wankah.
19 fuk u?
[quote]Stranger: hey You: I'm a spycrab Stranger: you down with opp? Stranger: your a fucktard! You: Wave goodbye to your head wankah! Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] lol what a douch.
Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here! Stranger: hi , are you a korean ? You: I AM SPY CRAB Your conversational partner has disconnected. also: [quote]Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here! You: I AM SPY CRAB Stranger: FUCK Stranger: THEY DESCORED You: I AM SPY CRAB Stranger: ME Stranger: AAA Stranger: GOD You: I AM SPY CRAB Stranger: FUCK You: I AM SPY CRAB You: I AM SPY CRAB You: I AM SPY CRAB Stranger: FUCK You: I AM SPY CRAB You: I AM SPY CRAB You: I AM SPY CRAB You: I AM SPY CRAB Stranger: FUCK You: I AM SPY CRAB You: I AM SPY CRAB Stranger: STOP You: I AM SPY CRAB You: I AM SPY CRAB Stranger: IM GONNA DIE You: I You: AM You: SPY You: CRAB Stranger: DONT TELL TO MY WIFE! You: I AM SPY CRAB Stranger: PLEASE You: I AM SPY CRAB Stranger: PLEASE You: I AM SPY CRAB Stranger: NO Stranger: NO You: I AM SPY CRAB You: I AM SPY CRAB You: I AM SPY CRAB Stranger: NOOO You: I AM SPY CRAB You: I AM SPY CRAB You: I AM SPY CRAB You: I AM SPY CRAB You: I AM SPY CRAB Stranger: IM GONNA CRY You: I AM SPY CRABI AM SPY CRABI AM SPY CRABI AM SPY CRABI AM SPY CRABI AM SPY CRAB[/quote]
Is this a dumb 4chan thing?
Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here! You: I am a spy crab Stranger: I'm not here for that You: I'm here to spy crab Stranger: nice Stranger: what kind of crab are you? You: As I mentioned before, I am of the spy variety Stranger: hmmm Stranger: Are you bionic? Stranger: like a commando? You: nah, but I'm part cow Stranger: hmmmm Stranger: so you Stranger: 're You: a spycrabcow Stranger: wow You: indeed Stranger: congratulations Stranger: what are you spying on? You: Enemy team Stranger: You caught me! You: I sap their dispensers Stranger: My dispenser is still in place Stranger: fully in tact You: Check your engineer for a knife in his back Stranger: Ummm Stranger: I am the engineer Stranger: and I don't have a knife in my back You: That's because I'm right behind you Stranger: I wish Stranger: I'd elbow you in the groin Stranger: and then I'd take the knife Stranger: and cut off your dispensers You: Too bad I have a dead ringer
[quote]Stranger: heyy You: Yo Stranger: m or f? You: f You: y? Stranger: age You: 18 You: :p Stranger: 21 m usa here You: cool Stranger: u from? You: usa You: :D Stranger: oh sexy girl You: Actually I'm a spy crab Stranger: no ur not You: Hm. Well, if so... You: Oh shit, shake that ass ma, move it like a gypsy You: Stop, woah, back it up, now let me see your hips SWING You: Now drop it looooow and let me see your hips SWING You: Down to the floooor now let me see your hips SWING[/quote] :c00l:
[quote]Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here! Stranger: whats your sexual fantasy? You: being a spy crab You: because i am one Your conversational partner has disconnected. [/quote] hmm
Alright, I was totally going to do the spycrab thing but I was blindsighted by this so I rolled with it [quote]Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here! Stranger: my pussy is wetttttttttttt talk dirtyyy You: ok You: oh baby You: i want to poop You: mmmh You: mmmmmmm Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here! Stranger: Howdy You: I am a spy crab Stranger: you are? interesting Your conversational partner has disconnected. Stranger: hi i am mal Stranger: male You: I dont care Stranger: ok Stranger: are ou male ,too You: how do you feel about obama's political agenda Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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