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Stranger: SMURFS
You: SPY CRABS!
Stranger: THAT ISH SEXY!
You: I KNO!
Stranger: Oh yea in my pants!
Stranger: m/f
You: CNPJ
You: I am a cybrog pirate ninja jesus.
Stranger: me a jedi ninja from ur moms unties
You: I FUCKED YOUR DOG.
Stranger: yummm!!!! hope he enjoyed it
You: I KIK UR DOG.
You: HE DID!
Stranger: mmmmm..... u ish beast!
You: I KNO.
You: SEXEH BEAST.
Stranger: sure!!! if u say so!
Stranger: weirdo!
Stranger: lol
You: I SEE WHAT YOU DID THAR.
You: I AM A SPY CRAB.
Stranger: yea in my puss hair?
You: STD.
You: YESH.
Stranger: yum skittlezs!
You: SKITTLEZS?!?!?! :D
Stranger: eep! monster crab in my bath
You: :o
Stranger: save me!
You: NO WAI
You: -saves-
You: O.O
You: i saveded.ness.
You: things.
Stranger: sex in the bath! weird!
Stranger: squirt!
You: AWESOMEZOR.
You: CAPS. FTW?
Stranger: huh????? me slow??
You: YES?
Stranger: m/f
Stranger: ????????
Stranger: tellll meeeeee!!!! plz
Stranger: Remy?
You: -_-
Stranger: not helping! spy crab in my grandma's pants!!!!!!
Stranger: tehehehehehe
You: I AM A SPYCRAB.
Stranger: can i lick u?
You: LOL SPYCRAB.
Stranger: mmmmm..... crab meat!
You: SPY CRAB MEAT O.O
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Stranger: Im not a "f"
You: I am not a "m"
You: I AM A SPYCRAB.
Stranger: oh noes
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Stranger: hi
You: I am a spycrab.
Stranger: whats thatt
Stranger: is it a crab that goes in my butt
You: Negative.
Stranger: oh jesus
Stranger: ç
You: I am a spycrab, rare an endangered speices.
Stranger: that letter looks cute
Stranger: umm your wierdd
Stranger: byee
You: Please, I need money to survive.
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You: I am a spycrab.
You: Are you a spycrab?
Stranger: same person from a while ago
You: lol
You: dude there are lots of us
You: i made a thing, and told people to troll this site
You: lol
Stranger: i asked where you female or male and you answered sky crab
You: there are a lot of us trolling this site.
You: no
You: that was someone else.
You: I am another one.
You: [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=806558[/url]
Stranger: can i do it
You: [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=806558[/url]
You: go if you want
You: sign up
You: and post
Stranger: sign me up
You: :D
You: sign up, and post there.
Stranger: suck my willy
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Was that a sign up?
I found my chat rather distrubing
[quote]Stranger: youve been naught
Stranger: y
Stranger: impregnate me
You: suck it bitch
Stranger: i want to give birth to your crab babies
Stranger: do me in the anal
You: o yes
You: o yes
You: im cumming!
Stranger: oh yes
Stranger: me too
Stranger: my 9.3" cock is all veiny
You: oh this good
You: but
You: i am a spy
You: and i backstab you and rape your dead body
Stranger: oh yes
Stranger: and cut holes in me
Stranger: and do them too
You: you got blood all over my suit
Stranger: oh youre filthy
You: oh your red team[/quote]
[QUOTE=Risonhighmer;17165916]Hehe, I just put all of the guy's comments into igod, and fed him what igod said.
Stranger: hi
You: Hello. What is your name?
Stranger: nigger
You: It's good to see you, nigger.
Stranger: wuts yours?
You: Are we still talking about ?
Stranger: you ever suck adick?
You: I don't think I ever have suck adick. What's it like?
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ahahahaha nice one!
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You: I am a spy crab.
Stranger: i am crab spy O.O
You: I backstab heavys and medics
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: TF2 FREAK!
Stranger: LOL
You: lol
Stranger: geez louise -.-
You: then i got backstabbed by other spy
You: D:
You: lol
Stranger: suck to be u then i guess o.o
You: yea
Stranger: the dude sittin next to me is a tf2 freak too -.-'
Stranger: so u both can die happilly ever after now -.-'
You: lol
You: stranger, is a spy!
Stranger: -.-
Stranger: boring man, boring! -.-
Stranger: take care ;D
You: :/
You: ok
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Scout Crab
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You: Hi.
Stranger: HI
Stranger: f ou m ?
You: Hello. What is your name?
You: I am always glad to make new friends, f ou m.
Stranger: luana and you ?
You: A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Stranger: It's all right!
You: Better not tell you now. Ask Artificial Iniaes if it is.
Stranger: My English is bad, right?
You: You are wrong, I can understand you very well.
Stranger: glad
You: What do you have that is ?
Stranger: you had asked?
You: What happened to it.
Stranger:
Oh nothing much
You: And? Would you like to know what's new with me?
Stranger:
'm Learning
You: Why are you Learning.
Stranger:
The English, I'm learning, do not live in a country that speaks English.
You: Is that a fact.
Stranger: yep
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You: i am a spy crab
Stranger: heyy
Stranger: u fker again
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You: I am spy crab
Stranger: yea
Stranger: lets fuck the
Stranger: internal alliens
You: Mating time
You: *Spy crab get down music*
You: Bow chicka wow wow
Stranger: oh oh i got it
You: Mating sucessfull
You: You have given birth to a healthy pryo
Stranger: mju you are my buss
You: OH SHIT
You: RUN FOR THE HILLS
Stranger: ok you first
You: And then pyro was spy
Stranger: holly shit
You: inorite
Stranger: oh no
You: W+M1
Stranger: lets dance
Stranger: act normal
You: *Spy crab music and dance*
Stranger: with love
You: What is love
You: Baby don't hurt me
Stranger: i wont
You: Don't hurt me no more
Stranger: jost relax
You: Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun
Stranger: illbe slow on you
You: What is love
You: Baby don't hurt
You: me
You: Don't hurt me
You: No more
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Don't hurt me.
[QUOTE=Killerkid;17168075]You: i am a spy crab
Stranger: heyy
Stranger: u fker again[/QUOTE]
I met him earlier. He wants to kill me...:(
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You: I am a spy crab
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[editline]08:06PM[/editline]
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Stranger: hi
You: I am a spy crab
You: Are you a spy crab?
You: Spy crab
You: What a nub
You: Your not a spy crab
You: /sigh
You: No one ever is
Stranger: ...
You: Exactly
Stranger: sao paulo
Stranger: u livinvg in ?
You: See spy crab [url]http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/2008/10/custom_1223134497252_spycrab.jpg[/url]
You: I live in a house
Stranger: deer
Stranger: me to
You: You live inside a deer? omg
You: Ohh
You: So you like to eat deer?
You: Thats nice
Stranger: no
Stranger: you is a f/m?
You: Houses are nice to live in, much better than boxes
You: And wha?
ou: i am a spy crab
Stranger: I am a spy crab hunter
You: damn bro i just pissed my pants
Stranger: And now you will piss them again
Stranger: WITH YOUR BLOOD
Stranger: *bam
You: that's hawt
You: i jizz my blood
You: DAYAAAMMM
You: y
Stranger: sick
You: more like fucking incredible
You: THAT'S GOD DAMN KINKEEEHHH
You: oh ya
You: im a spy crab
Stranger: a dead spy crab
You: no
Stranger: i shot you
You: no
Stranger: with my gun
You: spy crabs don't die
Stranger: i stabbed you with bullets
You: spy crabs can only be killed with
You: an air freshener
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wow this guy went along with it
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Stranger: hi
You: I'm a spy crab
Stranger: awesome
You: yes
You: it is
Stranger: are you investigating something?
You: no I'm just spy crabbing
Stranger: i see...
Stranger: well, have fun
You: [url]http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/2008/10/custom_1223134497252_spycrab.jpg[/url]
You: this is a spy crab
Stranger: cool
Stranger: i have to go now
You: I'm a spy crab
You: nooooo
You: dont go
Stranger: i'm very tired
You: i'll get lonley
You: a spy crab is very lonley
Stranger: there are 2722 users online
You: yes but I want this user
You: I get lonley
You: I am a spy crab after all
You: hello?
Stranger: hi
Stranger: ok, let's chat
You: I'm a spy crab
Stranger: i know
You: it's true
Stranger: good for you
You: yep, a spy crab
You: well got to go
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I could tell I was torturing him so I quit.
You: hi
Stranger: Hi
You: I'm a spy crab.
Stranger: lol
Stranger: I'm an engi cow
Stranger: MOO
You: heres a pic of me
You: [url]http://img33.imageshack.us/img33/9531/951437.jpg[/url]
You: IMA CRAAAB
Stranger: lol, k
Stranger: so what you wanna talk about?
You: so i was crabbing to the blu base, and this heavy comes up and punches me
You: im like WTF BRO IMA CRAB DONT TOUCH ME
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You: I AM SPY CRAB
Stranger: nice
Stranger: whats that
You: i am spy crab do game
You: DO
You: GAME
Stranger: what game?
You: THE GAME
Stranger: WTF IS THE GAME
You: YOU THE FUCK IS THE GAME
You: can i game
Stranger: sure..
You: WELL YOU CANT HORSE DICK
Stranger: i dont get the game
You: well then
You: you have
You: a tumor
Stranger: yes probably...
You: i agree
You: I AM SPY CRAB
Stranger: buddy, you might wanna get yourself checked out
Stranger: or go to therapy
You: you get checked out?
You: get out?
You: IM SUBBING THIS TO FACEPUNCH BYE
Stranger: Oscar from Berlin?
You: oh hey...
Stranger: ?
You: Nice to meet you again
Stranger: What's my name?
You: Well assuming your a spy crab, I'm going to have to say you name is Crabby.
You: Right?
Stranger: Wrong.
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[editline]02:02AM[/editline]
You: hello
Stranger: Hi
You: I am a spy crab
Stranger: Oh shit, really?
You: ya
You: Why?
You: are you one too??
Stranger: Thats kick ass!
You: thank you
Stranger: No, I'm just some hick's mullet.
You: ahh
You: cool
You: you should consider yourself lucky
Stranger: Whys that? I went out of fashion like 10 years ago.
You: Retro
You: Us spy crabs are still hip though
Stranger: Ya, you guys are the shiznit.
You: Ya one time i was in the RED base and this pyro, just killed me
You: isn't that awful?
You: I'll tell ya, these people have no respect for nature anymore
Stranger: I hear ya. Well I gotta go prepare for some demolition derby this hick's planning. Nice chatting with ya though
You: Same here
You: keep an eye out for pyros
Stranger: Ok, will do
You: i am a spy crab
Stranger: duude
Stranger: no way
Stranger: me too
You: fuck, facepunch
Stranger: suck a cock
You: oh thats nice
Stranger: i know
Stranger: im a great person
You: no, your not
You: your bad and you should feel bad
Stranger: i do
Stranger: im sorry
damnit! too many facepunchers
[b]EDIT[/b]
Stranger: helloo
You: hello there
Stranger: 23 m UK
You: i am a spy crab
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lol
I dont think hes an facepuncher. Probably just an idiot.
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You: I'm a spy crab
Stranger: are you m or f?
You: F
Stranger: ok
Stranger: how old are you
You: 19
Stranger: and where are you from
You: What next, pics of me?
Stranger: I'm in 20
Stranger: from germany
You: I'm your personal sex slave now, huh?
You: 20 from germany
You: speak german
Stranger: no no
You: I'm from Crotia
You: Inface
You: fact*
You: I live there
Stranger: I came germany a month ago
Stranger: have you hot msn
You: hot?
You: Learn english, please
Stranger: yes
You: Or just speak german
Stranger: I'm it
You: I can speak german
Stranger: I cant speak it yet
You: Really?
You: Are you German?
Stranger: no
Stranger: I came here a month ago
You: From?
You: Germany to....
Stranger: from germany
Stranger: but I'm not germany
Stranger: I from Cyprus
You: Ohhh
You: So are you looking for a good time?
Stranger: do you have msn adress?
Stranger: yes
You: oh really?
You: Wanna go webcam?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: I have webcam
Stranger: you?
You: no
You: :(
You: I wanna see youoooo
Stranger: es
Stranger: yes
Stranger: can I add you
You: can I add YOU?
Stranger: if you say your msn
Stranger: I add you
Stranger: and I show me
You: say your MSN instead
You: better yet
You: got any other chat programs?
Stranger: no
Stranger: only msn
You: Well Get AIM
You: and I'll show you pictures of me
Stranger: [email]touran_caddy@hotmail.com[/email] is my msn
Stranger: add please
Stranger: ok?
You: No.
You: You'll send me a virus
Stranger: why?
Stranger: no
You: Yes.
Stranger: I promise you
You: You will -___-
Stranger: no no
Stranger: you are wrong
You: Do you have facebook?
Stranger: yes
You: Name?
Stranger: cem karaca
Stranger: yours?
You: brb pizza
Stranger: what?
You: [url]http://www.facebook.com/search/?q=cem+karaca&init=quick[/url]
You: how can I add you to FB
Stranger: you say your name
Stranger: I add you
Stranger: ok?
You: ok
Stranger: say
You: Mellie
Stranger: yeas
Stranger: dearname
Stranger: ?
You: Mellie stol
Stranger: ok
Stranger: but it is wrong name
You: lol, I know you are trying to send me a virus
Stranger: no
You: how about I just give you someones account
You: and you send it to them
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What
[quote]Stranger: HIII
You: I Am A Spy Crab.
Stranger: Omg.
Stranger: That so cool
Stranger: Cuz im a spy shark
Stranger: ._>
Stranger: SEE THAT
Stranger: DO YOU MOTHERFUCKING SEE THAT
You: ...
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Wankah.
19 fuk u?
[quote]Stranger: hey
You: I'm a spycrab
Stranger: you down with opp?
Stranger: your a fucktard!
You: Wave goodbye to your head wankah!
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lol what a douch.
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Stranger: hi , are you a korean ?
You: I AM SPY CRAB
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also:
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You: I AM SPY CRAB
Stranger: FUCK
Stranger: THEY DESCORED
You: I AM SPY CRAB
Stranger: ME
Stranger: AAA
Stranger: GOD
You: I AM SPY CRAB
Stranger: FUCK
You: I AM SPY CRAB
You: I AM SPY CRAB
You: I AM SPY CRAB
Stranger: FUCK
You: I AM SPY CRAB
You: I AM SPY CRAB
You: I AM SPY CRAB
You: I AM SPY CRAB
Stranger: FUCK
You: I AM SPY CRAB
You: I AM SPY CRAB
Stranger: STOP
You: I AM SPY CRAB
You: I AM SPY CRAB
Stranger: IM GONNA DIE
You: I
You: AM
You: SPY
You: CRAB
Stranger: DONT TELL TO MY WIFE!
You: I AM SPY CRAB
Stranger: PLEASE
You: I AM SPY CRAB
Stranger: PLEASE
You: I AM SPY CRAB
Stranger: NO
Stranger: NO
You: I AM SPY CRAB
You: I AM SPY CRAB
You: I AM SPY CRAB
Stranger: NOOO
You: I AM SPY CRAB
You: I AM SPY CRAB
You: I AM SPY CRAB
You: I AM SPY CRAB
You: I AM SPY CRAB
Stranger: IM GONNA CRY
You: I AM SPY CRABI AM SPY CRABI AM SPY CRABI AM SPY CRABI AM SPY CRABI AM SPY CRAB[/quote]
Is this a dumb 4chan thing?
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You: I am a spy crab
Stranger: I'm not here for that
You: I'm here to spy crab
Stranger: nice
Stranger: what kind of crab are you?
You: As I mentioned before, I am of the spy variety
Stranger: hmmm
Stranger: Are you bionic?
Stranger: like a commando?
You: nah, but I'm part cow
Stranger: hmmmm
Stranger: so you
Stranger: 're
You: a spycrabcow
Stranger: wow
You: indeed
Stranger: congratulations
Stranger: what are you spying on?
You: Enemy team
Stranger: You caught me!
You: I sap their dispensers
Stranger: My dispenser is still in place
Stranger: fully in tact
You: Check your engineer for a knife in his back
Stranger: Ummm
Stranger: I am the engineer
Stranger: and I don't have a knife in my back
You: That's because I'm right behind you
Stranger: I wish
Stranger: I'd elbow you in the groin
Stranger: and then I'd take the knife
Stranger: and cut off your dispensers
You: Too bad I have a dead ringer
[quote]Stranger: heyy
You: Yo
Stranger: m or f?
You: f
You: y?
Stranger: age
You: 18
You: :p
Stranger: 21 m usa here
You: cool
Stranger: u from?
You: usa
You: :D
Stranger: oh sexy girl
You: Actually I'm a spy crab
Stranger: no ur not
You: Hm. Well, if so...
You: Oh shit, shake that ass ma, move it like a gypsy
You: Stop, woah, back it up, now let me see your hips SWING
You: Now drop it looooow and let me see your hips SWING
You: Down to the floooor now let me see your hips SWING[/quote]
:c00l:
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Stranger: whats your sexual fantasy?
You: being a spy crab
You: because i am one
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[/quote]
hmm
Alright, I was totally going to do the spycrab thing but I was blindsighted by this so I rolled with it
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Stranger: my pussy is wetttttttttttt talk dirtyyy
You: ok
You: oh baby
You: i want to poop
You: mmmh
You: mmmmmmm
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Stranger: Howdy
You: I am a spy crab
Stranger: you are? interesting
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Stranger: hi i am mal
Stranger: male
You: I dont care
Stranger: ok
Stranger: are ou male ,too
You: how do you feel about obama's political agenda
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