Omegle spy crab raid. Post your chat logs - General

#1 You: who is this Stranger: NO #2 Stranger: hi You: hello Stranger: how are u? You: preety good Stranger: nice You: Feels good to be a spy crab.... Stranger: same here You: lol Stranger: :P You: Are you a spy crab Stranger: no You: because I am Stranger: lol You: Why not? Stranger: yes why not.....its ok You: are you from facepunch? Stranger: nope You: Gosh! You have disconnected. #3 Stranger: hi You: oh hai You: :D You: :3 Stranger: where are you from ? You: Finland Stranger: i guess you are a girl You: No Stranger: male ? You: And I'm not even from finland You: yes You: I'm a male spy crab Stranger: - -! #4 Stranger: hiii You: Why isn't anyone on? You: No spy crabs at all Stranger: i am You: I'm a spy crab You: are you? Stranger: oohh yeeahh??? Stranger: lol You: :3 Stranger: i'm not You: gosh! You: be a spy crab You: NAO Stranger: nope You: why not? Stranger: nope nope You: you're a bad person You: What is a pingas? Stranger: then you're worse You: you're the worst person of all You: you bug meany You: *big Stranger: dumb

Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here! Stranger: r u a pilot? You: I am a spy crab. Stranger: ... Your conversational partner has disconnected

Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here! Stranger: Do you have a diary? You: I am a spy crab You: We have long since outgrown the need for diaries Stranger: Whats a spy crab? You: I am a spy crab Stranger: And how have you outgrown the need for diaries? You: By being spy crabs Stranger: That doesn't explain much... You: Well, You: If we can spy and crab at the same time You: Why would we need something as primitive as diaries? Stranger: So you can write down what you spy? Stranger: Or what you crab You: But our crabing writes our spieing as tracks in the sand Stranger: But paper and ink last longer than sand You: Ah You: But we have the memory of a crab You: and a spy You: combined You: so its photographic Stranger: There's got to be a fallibility there. You: I am a spy crab, your argument is invalid. Stranger: Whatever, I'm going to go find someone with a diary Your conversational partner has disconnected

I hate this person Stranger: hey You: I AM A SP Y CRAB Stranger: AWESOME! You: HEAVY IS SPY Stranger: COOL! You: WTF!!!!!! You: WHO ARE YOU!!!!!!! Stranger: WHO DO U THINK I AM??????? You: umm medic Stranger: not really but nice try You: scout Stranger: NO WAY! You: sniper Stranger: that would be so cool but no You: demo Stranger: NAH AH You: spy Stranger: u don't know and u never will You: do you even know what TF2 us You: is Stranger: maybe You: you must be PRYO!! Stranger: try guessing correct You: Soldier Stranger: they don't get paid enough You: thinking Stranger: why don't u just forget Stranger: u'll never find out You: engenner Stranger: it's top secret Stranger: no You: Engineer Stranger: that's to boring You: SPY CRAB! Stranger: NO WAY! You: i've gone through every class Stranger: not every You: yes Stranger: no u didn't Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here! You: asl You: D= You: =D Stranger: 19 f usa Stranger: u? You: 52 Spy Crab and Spy land You: I'm a spy crab You: I'm a spy crab You: lol You: I'm a spy crab You: I'm a spy crab You: I'm a spy crab You: I'm a spy crab You: I'm a spy crab Your conversational partner has disconnected. Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here! Stranger: hi You: hi Im a spy crab You: you You: ? Stranger: 13 korea Stranger: m Stranger: u> Stranger: u? You: sorry not in usa i cant give you crads facepuncher You: Im a spy crab You: Im a spy crab You: Im a spy crab You: Im a spy crab You: v You: Im a spy crab You: Im a spy crab You: Im a spy crab You: Im a spy crab You: Im a spy crab You: Im a spy crab You: Im a spy crab You: Im a spy crab You: Im a spy crab You: Im a spy crab You: bot 91 "shut down" You: [url]www.sourmath.com[/url] You: theres some pics of me on my web site Stranger: hahahahahhahahahahah You: you got tricked You: did you click it? You: hello Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hi You: hi You: i am a spycrab Stranger: spycrab? Stranger: cool Stranger: girl or boy You: boy Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here! You: I am a spy crab. Stranger: good Stranger: do you think it's right to keep dogs locked in apartments? You: I am a spy crab. Stranger: OKAY You: The spycrab, much like dogs, should roam free You: Not getting wrenched or hit by sentry You: Do you understand? Stranger: Sure You: I am a spy crab. Stranger: I'm not retarded Stranger: What exactly does a spy crab do? Stranger: SPYING? You: Makes its way through dangerous areas to try and find a mate Stranger: Easier than that asl thing You: Indeed You: But I keep getting killed You: I made it one time though Stranger: Really? You: Want to see the crab i mated with? Stranger: Ok You: [url]http://www.wcrae.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/3555439065_2e6ca93d7b_o.jpg[/url] You: I am a spy crab. Stranger: What makes you think I'm going to click? You: It is a picture Stranger: Well I think you're gonna be murdered once again... You: I disagree Stranger: Or disconnected. Fuck you. :D You: No wait! You: THERES A SENTRY UP THERE Stranger: Ok, still here.. You: HELP ME GET PAST IT You: I am a spy crab. Stranger: Are you stoned? You: Non Stranger: Mushrooms, maybe? You: Just the adrenaline of a brave crab trying to survive.. Stranger: Now you made me laugh You: Can you help me now? Stranger: I'm Spongebob, btw You: I am a spy crab. Stranger: YES You: Ok, charge your ubercharge! You: Then I can pass by You: I am a spy crab. Stranger: Patience is over, man... Stranger: FUCK YOU. Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: asl You: I AM SPYCRAB. You: HELLO THER. Stranger: OH SHI- Your conversational partner has disconnected. [editline]03:48PM[/editline] Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here! Stranger: m/f? You: spycrab Your conversational partner has disconnected. [editline]03:51PM[/editline] Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here! Stranger: hi You: hi Stranger: you a gay guy? You: no im a spycrab Your conversational partner has disconnected. Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here! Stranger: hey :D You: hi You: FYI, i am a spycrab You: an endangered spycrab Stranger: oh ? :D You: yes You: i am a spycrab, i run away from engineers and sap their sentries Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here! Stranger: hi Stranger: hello~~ You: hi Stranger: yap Stranger: ^^ You: ;) bored? Stranger: me ? You: no... the other one. You: btw, i´m a spy crab ^^ Stranger: wo........ Your conversational partner has disconnected. [editline]04:59PM[/editline] Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here! Stranger: Hi:D You: hi Stranger: from You: beach Stranger: -_- You: <-- spycrab You: ^^ Stranger: where is beach/ You: at home. You: i´m a spycrab. Stranger: kkkkkkkkkkkk You: u pedophile? Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[code]Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here! Stranger: hey You: I am a spy crab. Stranger: oooooooooookay You: It hurts to spy crab D; Stranger: makes no sense You: Well it's from a video game. Stranger: tf2 has a spy CRAB? You: Exactly. Stranger: oh it's that glitch Stranger: i see You: Well I'm bored. You: Have nothing to do then to spycrab in the basement all day long. Stranger: ew You: Especially when you are 60 years old. Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/code] [code]Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here! You: I'm a spy crab. Stranger: :O Stranger: i hear you under my bed.. >.> You: :D You: IT hurts to spy crab D: Stranger: oh, i bet. :c You: Like holding a disguise kit while crouching and looking up in the sky. You: And walking like a crab. You: Whole day in the basement. Stranger: wow. Stranger: that takes someone very special. Stranger: much like yourself. You: Yup. You: Especially when you are 60 years old. Stranger: Wow. Stranger: I like older people. Stranger: :D You: Be right back, need to crab some more. Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/code] Now so successful as you guys, will try some more tomorrow.

[img]http://img214.imageshack.us/img214/3538/60325078.jpg[/img] I don't think I've ever laughed as much from Omegle as I just did.

You: hey man Stranger: hey You: it's been awhile Stranger: oh really You: do you still remeber me? Stranger: no not really You: ya we were both too drunk Stranger: oh i know You: but i remember you all right Stranger: yes i can remember You: ya You: I remember you hitting on that really drunk chick, You: and she slapped you soo hard You: hahahah Stranger: oh haha that was awesome You: you still have that mark? Stranger: really i tell you Stranger: yes of course You: it's it still as red as it was a year ago? Stranger: oh yes You: god dude.. Stranger: hmm i know i know You: you still spycrabbing around? You: that was so much fun Stranger: always its really funny You: ya i love my spycrab brothers You: there a roudy bunch arent they? Stranger: yes and thats great You: but man Stranger: oh you are right You: that pyro ruined that whole party You: do you remember him? Stranger: yes of course You: i wouldn't blame you if you didnt Stranger: nono no problem You: then that heavy totally kicked his ass You: he was like "pyro is BABY" Stranger: yeah baby You: then the medic was like "Ubercharge READY" You: then we all started dancing You: ahhh... Stranger: so crazy You: remember how that demoman was passed out that entire time? Stranger: mhm i know what you mean You: and You: Oh ya You: oh god You: i just remembered You: ahaha You: that spy! You: he slept wth the scout's mother Stranger: oh yes You: Scout was so flippin angry Stranger: yes you are right You: he tryed to kill em' You: but the spy pulled out a knife You: ah Stranger: hehe You: and he totally sliced him up You: and everybody was laughing You: and laughing You: then that morning we all wonder what happened to him You: until we saw his dead body You: you remember any o' that? Stranger: thats crayz man really fucking crazy You: then the engie put up a sentry You: and totally killed the BLU team Your conversational partner has disconnected. I wonder if he beleived me. [editline]07:32PM[/editline] Stranger: hi im a female make me wet, tell me exactly wat 2 do. how to masturbate? You: ok Stranger: help You: well you have to first, crouch You: look up You: then get your disguise kit out Your conversational partner has disconnected. [editline]07:34PM[/editline] Stranger: G'day! You: Mate Stranger: Yes! Stranger: Bonus point for you! You: I backstab you snipers more often then I spy crab Stranger: you spy on crabs? Stranger: That's not very niiice. You: wrong You: I spycrab You: i am a spycrab You: I am a spy Stranger: WOW! You: mixed with a crab Stranger: That's awesoe Stranger: I'm a ninja mixed with a penguin. You: no your not You have disconnected.

Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here! You: I am a spy crab Stranger: I live in Gotham City. You: I live in a video game Stranger: Can I play you? Stranger: .........that sounded so wrong>.< You: Only if I can crab your spy in the crab with my spy crab Stranger: .. great. Stranger: wanna move into that pineapple under the sea? Stranger: i heard spongebob's moving in with patrick.. You: Well thats just great You: But Im pretty sure that crab marriage is illegal in this state. Stranger: not under the sea! You: Are you a spy crab? Stranger: i am an oompaloompa. Stranger: sry. my race pwns. You: You are not from a video game, which makes you UNREAL! You: I am a spy crab You: I AM REAL You have disconnected.

Stranger: hi Stranger: asl You: 24/Spycrab/2fort Stranger: f m? You: Male Spycrab You: Spycrabbing is a fantastic method of travel you know You: you should try it sometime Your conversational partner has disconnected. Muahahahahaa.

You: hi Stranger: BEAR DICK PUNCH You: NO WAI Stranger: Yes way You: AWESOME Stranger: 4chan doesnt lie You: im a spy crab Stranger: Nais You: mhmm You: being a spy crab is awesome Stranger: Tell me how it is. You: like You: spying You: and crabbing You: fucking incredible Stranger: gief abilities :( Stranger: How you become one? You: u have to be a spy crab to become one Stranger: Ah right Stranger: Sadly You: pretty tough shit Stranger: Who do you work for? KGB? You: no i work for the spy crab company Stranger: Ahright You: Pretty intense shit Stranger: But, gotto go You: kahy Stranger: Happy spy crabbing You: have a crab You: <3 Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: Hello You: SPYCRABS EVERYWHERE You: HELP ME You: LEETLE BABY SPYCRABS Stranger: Are you schizophrenic? You: can't say I am You: HELP ME DOKTOR You: SWAMPED BY SPYCRABS Stranger: Yah, take your meds. You: CHARGE ME DOKTOR You: WWWWUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Your conversational partner has disconnected. I was gonna type "CRY SUM MOAR SPYCRABS" but I didn't have enough time ;-; [editline]09:10PM[/editline] You: SPYCRAB You: I AM ONE Stranger: 17 male cali You: IT IS A GREAT LIFE Your conversational partner has disconnected. I don't think he understood.

Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here! You: i am a spy crab You: i am a spy crab Stranger: rly? Stranger: ░░░░░░░░░░░▄▀▄░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░ ░░░░░░░░░░░░░▄▀░░░▀▄░░░░░░░░░░░░░ ░░░░░░░░░░░▄▀░░░░▄▀█░░░░░░░░░░░░░ ░░░░░░░░░▄▀░░░░▄▀░▄▀░▄▀▄░░░░░░░░░ ░░░░░░░▄▀░░░░▄▀░▄▀░▄▀░░░▀▄░░░░░░░ ░░░░░░░█▀▄░░░░▀█░▄▀░░░░░░░▀▄░░░░░ ░░░▄▀▄░▀▄░▀▄░░░░▀░░░░▄█▄░░░░▀▄░░░ ░▄▀░░░▀▄░▀▄░▀▄░░░░░▄▀░█░▀▄░░░░▀▄░ ░█▀▄░░░░▀▄░█▀░░░░░░░▀█░▀▄░▀▄░▄▀█░ ░▀▄░▀▄░░░░▀░░░░▄█▄░░░░▀▄░▀▄░█░▄▀░ ░░░▀▄░▀▄░░░░░▄▀░█░▀▄░░░░▀▄░▀█▀░░░ ░░░░░▀▄░▀▄░▄▀░▄▀░█▀░░░░▄▀█░░░░░░░ ░░░░░░░▀▄░█░▄▀░▄▀░░░░▄▀░▄▀░░░░░░░ ░░░░░░░░░▀█▀░▄▀░░░░▄▀░▄▀░░░░░░░░░ ░░░░░░░░░░░░░█▀▄░▄▀░▄▀░░░░░░░░░░░ ░░░░░░░░░░░░░▀▄░█░▄▀░░░░░░░░░░░░░ ░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░▀█▀░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░ ░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░ You: i am a spy crab You: i am a spy crabi am a spy crabi am a spy crabi am a spy crabi am a spy crabi am a spy crabi am a spy crabi am a spy crabi am a spy crabi am a spy crabi am a spy crabi am a spy crabi am a spy crabi am a spy crabi am a spy crabi am a spy crabi am a spy crabi am a spy crabi am a spy crabi am a spy crabi am a spy crabi am a spy crabi am a spy crabi am a spy crabi am a spy crabi am a spy crabi am a spy crabi am a spy crabi am a spy crabi am a spy crabi am a spy crabi am a spy crabi am a spy crabi am a spy crabi am a spy crabi am a spy crabi am a spy crabi am a spy crabi am a spy crabi am a spy crabi am a spy crabi am a spy crabi am a spy crabi am a spy crabi am a spy crabi am a spy crabi am a spy crabi am a spy crabi am a spy crabi am a spy crabi am a spy crab Stranger: ok You: i am a spy crabi am a spy crabi am a spy crabi am a spy crabi am a spy crabi am a spy crab You: you are a nazi You: spy crab beats nazi any day Your conversational partner has disconnected. sorry for long message i had to spam this nazi :twisted: [editline]09:18PM[/editline] and also sorry for swasticka if i offended anyone :S [editline]09:19PM[/editline] You: i am a spy crab Stranger: stop spying on my vagina lolwut?

[quote] Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here! You: guess what Stranger: what You: see that thing over there? Stranger: that thing behind the mongoose? You: yes, it's a- IM A SPY CRAB! Stranger: :D You: doin my spy crabbin' things Stranger: you, friend, are amazing You: not just me, all spy crabs, are amazing Stranger: ah, i suppose so You: spread the word of the awesome spy crabs Stranger: i shall! You: as they will take over humanity You: with their claws and such Stranger: i'm excited for that event You: yes, it will be marvolous You: will you join the spy crab colony Stranger: oh, gosh, i dont think i'm qualified Stranger: or worthy, even You: we will train you You: you will be amongst the greatest if you give your best Stranger: oh myy.. You: to the crab of spy Stranger: i...i... Stranger: thats amazing, but... You: but? Stranger: GAHH, THE TEMPTATION IS MAKING MY HEAD EXPLODE Stranger: KABLOOOOSSHHH[/quote] Only the best can take it.

You: I am a spy crab Stranger: i am a crab You: I am a spy crab Stranger: i am a crab You: I am a spy crab Stranger: i am a pussy You: I am a spy crab Stranger: [url]WWW.FUNKJUNK.COM[/url]!

[quote]Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here! You: I AM A RARE ENDANGERED SPY CRAB Stranger: OH MY GOD Stranger: OH MY GOD. Stranger: I'VE..... HAD NIGHTMARES ABOUT YOU You: :O Stranger: YOUR KIND SCARE THE SHIT OUT OF ME Stranger: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH You: I AM SORRY, I DO NOT MEAN TOO You: IT IS HARD ENOUGH BEING RARE AND ENDANGERED Stranger: I'M SORRY, I CAN'T HELP MYSELF. Stranger: Maybe if we got to know each other..... You: *crab crab crab crab crab crab* Stranger: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You: :( Stranger: IS THAT A NOISE? Stranger: IS THAT A NOISE YOU JUST MADE? You: I AM NOT SURE Stranger: oh my god oh my god Stranger: I'm feeling lightheaded You: Take a deep breath Stranger: I'm TRYING You: *crab crab* Stranger: What's your name? Do you have a name AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH STOP THAT You: The spy crab do not name one another Stranger: Well..... can I make one up for you then? Stranger: You might be a little less terrifying for me if you have a name. You: I suppose so Stranger: How about Randall? Stranger: Is that good? You: Yes. Stranger: Okay, Randall, my name is Jim Kirk. You: Now you can get over your fear of the rare endangered spy crab Stranger: Maybe. Stranger: No promises. Stranger: I have to go to therapy every week for this You: OH GOD I'M BEING FISHED You: AAAAAHHHHH!!!!! You have disconnected.[/quote] Everything went better than expected.

Stranger: heyheyheyyyy Stranger: (: You: I am a spy crab Stranger: nice.. You: I am a spy crab Stranger: i heard You: I am a spy crab Stranger: fuck you You: I am a spy crab

[quote]You: I am a spy crab. Stranger: gay? You have disconnected.[/quote] He reverse-engineered my trolling!

Stranger: hey You: I am a spy crab Stranger: cool You: I am a spy crab Stranger: i got that the first time but im sure wat strange creature i should tell u i am yet You: I am a spy crab

[QUOTE=theguydude;17181438] Stranger: I'm a ninja mixed with a penguin. You: no your not You have disconnected.[/QUOTE] A thousand funnies for this man. [editline]10:25PM[/editline] You: hey You: hey You: guess what You: psst You: guess what Stranger: what? You: Never eat Shredded Wheat Stranger: north east south west, got it! You: your fat now You have disconnected.

[quote]Stranger: Heyyyy You: ur a magget Stranger: WTF You: and im a spy crab[/quote] :(

You: Im a spy crab Stranger: KoKoKachu! You: Lol wut? Stranger: Kids, what do you like to play? You: METAL GEAR SOLID! Stranger: Pokemon? You: No, I said METAL GEAR SOLID Stranger: I once had an uncle named stewy You: We have lost the fact that im a spy crab Stranger: What are you on, the dip doop dop dibbity dope? You: Im leaving in the name of SCIENCE! You have dissconected My brain hurts.

[quote]Stranger: hey You: sup Stranger: nothin Stranger: u? You: why do you think im on omegle You: :P Stranger: lol Stranger: to ask for nude pics of girls like me? Stranger: im over those assholes You: IM A SPY CRAP You: IM A SPPPYY CRRAABB Stranger: the game? You: SPY CRAAABB Stranger: SPY CRAAABB Stranger: I HAVE CRABS. You: D: Stranger: =D Stranger: want some of my herpies? You: SPY CRAB FLEES Stranger: go! Stranger: i beleive in u! You: SPY CRAB HAS CLOAKED[/quote] . [editline]05:33PM[/editline] [quote]You: sup Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] fuck

I have never had a more positive Omegle experience than this one: [quote=Omegle]Stranger: hi You: We got coppers on our tail murray, drive! Stranger: jezzus! You: YOU'LL NEVER CATCH US POPOES You: Okay take a left here Stranger: aim for the tires! You: I'm trying murray, just concentrate on driving! Stranger: shit! why is there always a fruit cart?! You: Run the bastard down You: I've got a little surprise set up for our friends just round this next corner Stranger: hang tight, its gonna be a rough one You: WOAAHHH, steer more gently god damn it, I can't aim for shit back here! Stranger: sorry! there's melon on my tires! You: Hahaha, here's the surprise You: SHOOT EM BOYS You: Yeah, take that ya limey bastards! Stranger: where's the loot? You: Don't worry I got it right here Stranger: lemmie see! You: Okay take a left here the hideout is here You: Alright, I'll take the loot Stranger: where are you taking it? You: I'll hide it somewhere, just stay out here and watch for cops Stranger: tell me where you're putting it! You: *steals the other car and drives off without murray* Stranger: you son of a bitch! Stranger: I'll find you! Stranger: dont think I won't! You'll get yours! You: Sorry Murray, but ya gotta take care of yourself in this business! You: *drives away*[/quote] Then he gave me his AIM and left.

I did something different. [quote]Stranger: Omegle is not a dating site You: Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here! You: Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here! You: Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here! Stranger: im disappointed You: SON, I AM DISSAPOINT Stranger: wild abra appeared! You: DON'T TELEPORT DAMMIT You: PIKACHU GO Stranger: wild abra used anal rape! You: OHSHI Stranger: its super effective! You: OH SHIT You: SHIT You: SHIT You: OH SHIT Stranger: wild abra is pikachus uncle! You: yeah no You have disconnected.[/quote] [editline]04:49PM[/editline] [quote]Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here! Stranger: What are you wearing right now? (Not a sex related question) You: A SHIRT You: AND UNDERWEAR You: LOL NO PANTS Stranger: Why no pants? You: because i don't need them on right now You: OH SHIT Stranger: Pants are a smart investment. You: i have them You: but i don't need them on Stranger: So why "OH SHIT"? You: i dunno You: OH SHIT SHIT SHIT Stranger: Shitty shit shit. You: DICK DICK SHIT COCK You: ASSHOLE VAGINA PENIS Stranger: Suck that dick. You: BITCH ASS WHORE BASTARD Stranger: Ahhh Stranger: Cunt You: FAG You: CUM Stranger: Slut You: ASSBITCH You: ASSININE You: COCKSUCKER Stranger: Yo mama's a manwhore. You: MERDE Stranger: What? You: UN PEU DE MERDE You: LOLOLLOL JE SUIS PARLER FRANCAIS BITCHES[/quote] lol

Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here! Stranger: hey Stranger: bud You: i am a spy crab Stranger: i swear i talked to you yesterday You: you did Stranger: i disconnected though Stranger: i was going to say i am a mega shark and i eat you though You: thats not cool man Stranger: neither are spy crabs Stranger: those things are messed up You: i am a spy crab You: i am a spy crab You: i am a spy crab You: i am a spy crab You: i am a spy crab You: i am a spy crab You: i am a spy crab You: i am a spy crab Stranger: nom nom nom You: vagina Stranger: i like my crab with butter You: your vag tastes like butter Stranger: its a serious problem dude... Stranger: why you gotta be like that You: cockmeat sndwich Stranger: faggot You: dousche Stranger: learn to spell ass wipe You: fucktard cock eater Stranger: original Your conversational partner has disconnected.