Omegle spy crab raid. Post your chat logs - General

Stranger: hı m or f? You: I am a spy crab. [b]Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/b] I scared the poor child.

[quote]Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here! You: I want to be a corrupt chinese official when I grow up. Stranger: sounds like a good plan Stranger: good money in that career Stranger: are you chinese You: Only if I'm roleplaying, baby. Stranger: lol You: I will tell you, that I'm a spy crab, so you can be funny to disconnect. Stranger: huh? Stranger: so confused Stranger: lol You: Spy crabs, I don't believe in anALL GLORY TO THE SPYCRA You: Spy crabs, I don't believe in anALL GLORY TO THE SPYCRAB You: I don't know either. Stupid thing at fp Stranger: can i just call you crabs for short? You: I got the crabs Stranger: that shit aint cool You: damn.... Stranger: you should get that checked out You: SHIT HAPPENS. Stranger: indeed You: Indeed, Daniel Jackson. Stranger: so where you from crabs? You: From the deep blue seas, looking to tan out at a beach with my buds. You: And spying. Stranger: sounds fun You: We got on raids across the sands of time, spy crabbing. You: We go on the raids across the sands of time, spy crabbing and fixing spelling mistakes. Stranger: hahahahahahaha You: More like nazi crabs. Stranger: nazi crabs? badarse You: HEIL ADOLF CRABITLER You: The jews may represent dolphins as they are kept in captivity. Hopefully they burn in near his house. Not have his crabby ways of sucidial ways. THAT HITLER......LOL. Stranger: you have a vivid imagination Stranger: either that or you're reaaaallllyyy high You: I can get high off nothing. And still be high. Stranger: impressive You: BASDAKSJAKJDJADKAKJDAKDAJDJKADA You: I SAW TWO DOLPHINS DANCING. FUCK YEAH. You: AND THEY WERE DOING FLIPPER. Stranger: doing? Like fucking flipper?[/quote]. Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here! You: I want to be a corrupt chinese official when I grow up. Stranger: sounds like a good plan Stranger: good money in that career Stranger: are you chinese You: Only if I'm roleplaying, baby. Stranger: lol You: I will tell you, that I'm a spy crab, so you can be funny to disconnect. Stranger: huh? Stranger: so confused Stranger: lol You: Spy crabs, I don't believe in anALL GLORY TO THE SPYCRA You: Spy crabs, I don't believe in anALL GLORY TO THE SPYCRAB You: I don't know either. Stupid thing at fp Stranger: can i just call you crabs for short? You: I got the crabs Stranger: that shit aint cool You: damn.... Stranger: you should get that checked out You: SHIT HAPPENS. Stranger: indeed You: Indeed, Daniel Jackson. Stranger: so where you from crabs? You: From the deep blue seas, looking to tan out at a beach with my buds. You: And spying. Stranger: sounds fun You: We got on raids across the sands of time, spy crabbing. You: We go on the raids across the sands of time, spy crabbing and fixing spelling mistakes. Stranger: hahahahahahaha You: More like nazi crabs. Stranger: nazi crabs? badarse You: HEIL ADOLF CRABITLER You: The jews may represent dolphins as they are kept in captivity. Hopefully they burn in near his house. Not have his crabby ways of sucidial ways. THAT HITLER......LOL. Stranger: you have a vivid imagination Stranger: either that or you're reaaaallllyyy high You: I can get high off nothing. And still be high. Stranger: impressive You: BASDAKSJAKJDJADKAKJDAKDAJDJKADA You: I SAW TWO DOLPHINS DANCING. FUCK YEAH. You: AND THEY WERE DOING FLIPPER. Stranger: doing? Like fucking flipper? You: No, his laundry......OF COURSE HE FUCKING HIM. LOL. You: THEN I GOT HIGH, I WAITED BY THE BUS TO GET ON, BUT I WENT ON THE DRIVER'S LAP, WHEN I GOT HIGH. WHEN I GOT HIGH You: then flipper came for great justice to take back their land. You: PROGRESSING CHAT WITH ALL CAPS. You: I'M RONEY, SAY SOMETHING. *kitty face* Stranger: lol Stranger: what the hell are you going on about? You: *kitty face* lolz You: No idea, you? Stranger: not one bit You: Well, we got this situation under control again, nice chat. Stranger: yeah Stranger: if you say so Stranger: lol You: I must leave on a note of great importance. good bye.

You: hi ima spy crab Stranger: hi ima dictator fish You: [url]http://www.csnation.net/writeable/images/uploaded/image_44308.jpg[/url] You: see You: spy crab You: thats me You: and the other guy is a hunter You: about to kill me You: pretty good shot if i say so my self You: i managed to slip away at the last moment

[quote]Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here! Stranger: MAKENNA?! You: i'm spy crab Stranger: thats hot. You: i'm a spy crab You: i'm a spy crab, spy crabs go peench peench Stranger: oh yeah, harder. You: ewwww You: Spy crab does not like your sick mind You have disconnected.[/quote] :gonk:

[quote]Stranger: yo You: hi there Stranger: whats ur favorite animal You: Why, spy crabs of course Stranger: idfc You: everybody loves spycrabs Stranger: ur funny You: aren't i just Stranger: normally i would disconnect but the word spycrab is hilarious Stranger: u just like brightened my day Stranger: HOW THE FUCK DID U DO THAT You: spycrabs have their ways You: i am a spycrab you know Stranger: thats less funny Stranger: but i still like u You: =-) Stranger: u r awesome You: :D Stranger: i want u to know that You: what is your favourite animal, then? Stranger: No matter how long the brutal journey gets, you'll always find your way back home <3 Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] :v:

[quote]You: im a spy crab Stranger: im a pyro You: fuck You have disconnected. [/quote] where are you stranger

[code]Stranger: (6) You: I am spy crab Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/code] [code]Stranger: hi You: I am spy crab Stranger: aha Stranger: i dont want be spied on Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/code]

[QUOTE]You: I'm a spy crab You: AND YOU ARE TEENY TINY BABY Stranger: TINY BABY You: TINY BABY YES Stranger: WHAT IS MY MISSION Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/QUOTE] This could have gone a million different ways. He had to ruin it :(

THIS GUY TOOK FOREVER TO FINALLY DISCONNECT! [code]Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here! You: I am spy crab Stranger: ello govna Stranger: ? You: I am spy crab You: A crab who is a spy Stranger: oh Stranger: ok You: Are you spy crab? Stranger: nope:( You: Being spy crab is simple You: you hold breif case in hand You: thrust your arm towards an upward direction You: bend backwards You: and look up Stranger: ok You: like so: You: http://news.gotgame.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/crab.jpg You: or http://cache.gawker.com/assets/image...52_spycrab.jpg Stranger: ok You: Being Spy Crab is an exhillerating experience Stranger: hmmmmmmm ok You: full of lust and hardcore intensity Stranger: cool You: Being a spycrab, I am required to eat a bowl of internet for breakfast each day You: Sadly though, I have obtained pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism in the process Stranger: so you are not a human being? You: No, I am spycrab Stranger: ok soo....ok You: If you are not spycrab, you will explode yesterday You: So I must observe Isotope with hasty over 9000 times with chocolate rain until I never am going to give you up Stranger: ok but umm b.t.w you cant be a stick person and use the internet You: I know a stick man and he can't use internet so it is fed to him through a straw You: he comes from science and outer space Stranger: you are retarded you cant do that smart one You: and the internet put to much science in him so he imploded Stranger: no such thing Stranger: im not stupid You: objection! Stranger: no a stupis stick person cant do anything You: go play C0ú|\|73|2-Ŝ†|21|<ë Stranger: stillll u cant You: they are coming... The longcats are coming Stranger: ohhhh i am soo scared You: and they will shoop da whoop you with their PINGAS Stranger: your an isiot You: no Stranger: *idiot You: I am spycrab Stranger: no ur a stupid computer freak Stranger: who is addicted to video games Stranger: ! You: no i'm a stupid video games addicted to computer freak Stranger: you cant even speak Stranger: idiot You: I am spycrabI am spycrabI am spycrabI am spycrabI am spycrabI am spycrabI am spycrabI am spycrabI am spycrabI am spycrabI am spycrabI am spycrabI am spycrabI am spycrabI am spycrabI am spycrabI am spycrabI am spycrabI am spycrabI am spycrabI am spycrabI am spycrabI am spycrabI am spycrabI am spycrabI am spycrabI am spycrabI am spycrabI am spycrabI am spycrabI am spycrab You: spycrab You: I You: am You: Stranger is typing... Stranger: wow well ur a complete and utter retard You: NO U You: I will inject you with swine flu and cash for clunkers will omnomnom on your soul Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/code]

[quote] Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here! You: I am ze spy crab You: hello Stranger: hi :) You: gentlemanne? Stranger: noooooooooo im a girlly ! :/ You: o hello there Stranger: supp are you a girl or guy!? You: I am a French manne Stranger: ohh thats cool :) You: ho ho... You: ;) Stranger: santa er whattt ? You: no Stranger: haha kiddddden ! You: ZAT WOULD BE YOUR MUZZER Stranger: oohh okay Stranger: :] You: female santa Stranger: mrs clause Stranger: ahah You: *laughs* You: do you know my gimmick? Stranger: what are eyou doing :) Stranger: noo what is that? You: Team fortress 2 gimmick refrence You: sorry but you have been punked You: :) Stranger: i dont get it :( Stranger: byee ?! ahhaha [/quote] :buddy:

Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here! You: I'm a spy crab Stranger: hi Stranger: lemonade? You: I'm a spy crab. You: we don't drink lemonade. Stranger: tea? Stranger: coffee? You: Coffee sounds great. You have disconnected.

Stranger: aaaa.a Stranger: how are you You: i am a spycrab You: i am a spycrab Stranger: me2 You: i am a spycrab Stranger: really You: i am a spycrab Stranger: realalalaly You: i am a spycrab Stranger: rlalalelalealaely You: i am a spycrab Stranger: be honest Stranger: realllly You: i am a spycrab Stranger: ? You: i am a spycrab Stranger: ok You: i am a spycrab Stranger: i take ur word for it You: i am a spycrab Stranger: spycrab it is You: i am a spycrab You: i am a spycrab Stranger: can i be a spycrab too? You: i am a spycrab You: no You: i am a spycrab Stranger: please? You: i am a spycrab You: i am a spycrab Stranger: i have money.. You: :/ i was never really on your side Stranger: or i can pay you in semen if ur into that sorta thing Stranger: why You: i am a spycrab You: i am a spycrab Stranger: spycrab You: i am a spycrab You: i am a spycrab Stranger: i wonder if that name is taken You: i am a spycrab You: i am a spycrab You: i am a spycrab Stranger: doesnt sound very cool but its original Stranger: mind if i try? You: no You: i am a spycrab You: i am a spycrab You: i am a spycrab Stranger: well You: i am a spycrab Stranger: im a spypaul Your conversational partner has disconnected.

there should be a cooler word for it like: "Sorry, you have been facepunch'd..."

You: I am a spy crab Stranger: i am a horny owl You: wanna have gay horny owl, spy crab sex? Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Tried some more. [code]Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here! Stranger: i love you You: Kool, you are the first person to love spycrabs. Stranger: i fucking love spycrabs You: Indeed. Stranger: i love them more though You: But it hurts to spycrab. Stranger: when they are boiled You: D: Stranger: mmmmmm Stranger: and then have a garlic butter sauce cover their sexy bodies You: Son, I am dissapoint. Stranger: but parental unit Stranger: you should know that i am in fact your daughter Stranger: not son Stranger: you never had a son You: Hmm. You: Too boring here. You: Only thing I do, crab all day in the basement. Stranger: so is your face You: http://www.csnation.net/writeable/images/uploaded/image_44308.jpg Stranger: that sounds like a boring life Stranger: have you consider You: ME is at the right :D Stranger: tis revolutionary treatment called Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/code]

Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here! You: hi Stranger: i m male You: spycrab here. Stranger: f m Your conversational partner has disconnected. or save this log or send us feedback.

Stranger: Heyy. You: STRANGER IZ SPY Stranger: :D Stranger: OMG Stranger: IZ A NINJUH You: I SEE SPY Stranger: I IZ LYKE SAMURI JACK NINJATASTIC You: IM COMMING FOR YOU Stranger: OHNOEZZZZ. You: AHAHAHAHAHA You: CRY SOME MOAR Stranger: I CAN BEAT YOU UP WITH NINJUH POWAHS THOUGH. Stranger: NAO PHEAR MEH. You: ENTIRE TEAM IS BABIES Stranger: FER MAH POWAH IS UBER. You: WHO SENT THESE BABIES TO FIGHT? Stranger: YER MADRE. Stranger: GOOD DAY TO YOU SIR. Your conversational partner has disconnected. You: gentlemen Stranger: hi Stranger: how are u ? You: I am the spy crab Stranger: ı know :) You: then you know too much You: *STAB* You: I never really was on your side You have disconnected.

wow this was a rare encounter with another spycrab! [code]Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here! Stranger: (403): i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober You: I am spy crab Stranger: Congrats. You: Gongrats on not unzipping your pants Stranger: I believe the issue is that they do unzip. You: oh You: that is a very enthralling concept You: i am intrigued Stranger: Though I could be misinterpreting that. Stranger: Its from textsfromlastnight.com Stranger: Seemed like a good first line. You: I am spycrab btw Stranger: How is that working out for ya? You: It is very spy You: and a little bit of crab You: Being spy crab is simple You: you hold breif case in hand You: thrust your arm towards an upward direction You: bend backwards You: and look upo You: up* Stranger: I am aware of the tf2 glitch. You: ROFL nice You: you are made of win You: yeah it's a facepunch meme that's going on Stranger: Hi, My name is Sarah. Nice to meet you. You: you go on omegle and say I am spy crab You: I'm Tyler You: rofl Stranger: Nice to meet you, Tyler. You're the 2nd Tyler I have met on Omegle. You: XD You: You're the first person who actually knows anything about anything having to do with internet or memes lol You: that ive seen on omegle Stranger: I am kind of a geek. Stranger: Usually my first line is "Digg or Reddit?" You: lol Stranger: and promptly disconnect from reddit users. ew. You: lol You: ya this is like, my 5th conversation on omegle, i've just been telling random people "I am spycrab" You: http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=806558 Stranger: You seem thoroughly entertained by this. You: that i am indeed You: XD Stranger: ... Damnit. I shouldnt be this entertained by these chatlogs. You: it's funny because at school I am the farthest thing from being a nerd, (skateboarding, dirt biking, snowboarding, ect.) and then I am the hugest nerd ever once I get home on the computer lol Stranger: awww closet nerd. that's adorable. Stranger: How old are you? You: 15 lol Stranger: awww 15, that's adorable. =P You: XD how old are u? You: 18, 21, 74, 8 Stranger: 21 You: lol You: ho nice You: oh* Stranger: Wait, I want to change my answer to 8 You: XD You: well i gtg, it was nice talking to you sarah! Stranger: Bye Have fun being annoying on the internet! You: I will >:D Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/code]

[QUOTE=supatails;17217365]wow this was a rare encounter with another spycrab! [code]Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here! Stranger: (403): i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober You: I am spy crab Stranger: Congrats. You: Gongrats on not unzipping your pants Stranger: I believe the issue is that they do unzip. You: oh You: that is a very enthralling concept You: i am intrigued Stranger: Though I could be misinterpreting that. Stranger: Its from textsfromlastnight.com Stranger: Seemed like a good first line. You: I am spycrab btw Stranger: How is that working out for ya? You: It is very spy You: and a little bit of crab You: Being spy crab is simple You: you hold breif case in hand You: thrust your arm towards an upward direction You: bend backwards You: and look upo You: up* Stranger: I am aware of the tf2 glitch. You: ROFL nice You: you are made of win You: yeah it's a facepunch meme that's going on Stranger: Hi, My name is Sarah. Nice to meet you. You: you go on omegle and say I am spy crab You: I'm Tyler You: rofl Stranger: Nice to meet you, Tyler. You're the 2nd Tyler I have met on Omegle. You: XD You: You're the first person who actually knows anything about anything having to do with internet or memes lol You: that ive seen on omegle Stranger: I am kind of a geek. Stranger: Usually my first line is "Digg or Reddit?" You: lol Stranger: and promptly disconnect from reddit users. ew. You: lol You: ya this is like, my 5th conversation on omegle, i've just been telling random people "I am spycrab" You: http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=806558 Stranger: You seem thoroughly entertained by this. You: that i am indeed You: XD Stranger: ... Damnit. I shouldnt be this entertained by these chatlogs. You: it's funny because at school I am the farthest thing from being a nerd, (skateboarding, dirt biking, snowboarding, ect.) and then I am the hugest nerd ever once I get home on the computer lol Stranger: awww closet nerd. that's adorable. Stranger: How old are you? You: 15 lol Stranger: awww 15, that's adorable. =P You: XD how old are u? You: 18, 21, 74, 8 Stranger: 21 You: lol You: ho nice You: oh* Stranger: Wait, I want to change my answer to 8 You: XD You: well i gtg, it was nice talking to you sarah! Stranger: Bye Have fun being annoying on the internet! You: I will >:D Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/code][/QUOTE] The omegle meme? Is this thread a meme itself?

the spycrab is a meme and this thread made it using win and internet

Stranger: hello You: sup dood You: what are you You: I am a spy crab Stranger: you are not amusing though Your conversational partner has disconnected. :frown:

Stranger: Hello You: I am a spy crab Stranger: i have seven testicles. Your conversational partner has disconnected.

lol i 2 in one'd it [quote] Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here! Stranger: hola You: m/f? Stranger: f Stranger: you ? You: m You: age Stranger: 18 Stranger: u ?0 You: me 19 Stranger: from ? You: actually You: ... You: i lied... You: I am a spy crab. Stranger: crab ? You: yas You: o look over there a wild abra appeard You have disconnected. [/quote] [b]Edit[/b] what [quote] Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here! Stranger: hey Stranger: where ya from You: heyya You: im from minnesota Your conversational partner has disconnected. [/quote] prejudice has prejudiced

Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here! You: hi Stranger: hi You: im a spy crab Your conversational partner has disconnected. :(

You: I am a spy crab. Stranger: i am a ninja You: Yeah, but I am a spy crab. Stranger: cool, but i am a nija You: SPY CRAB USES CLAW ATTACK You: 68247692769 DAMAGE Stranger: ninja uses nutt sack kick 49734873483473848374837483473478374 damage Stranger: critical hit You: SPY CRAB USES CLOAK AND TURNS INVISIBLE Stranger: lol u are a freak You: SPY CRAB USES BACKSTAB! SUPER CRITICAL HIT, FEEL THE BURN! Stranger: loser :frown:

you: i am a spy crab you: i am a spy crab you: i am a spy crab you: i am a spy crab stranger: what is kind of spy crab ? you: A COOL SPYCRAB!!! stranger:for what company ? you: Spy crab Co stranger: haha you:IM A SPYCRAB THAT POOPS ON YOU!! AWW CRIT Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here! You: I'm a spycrab. Stranger: what's your favourite website? You: spycrab. You: i liek the googles Connection imploded. :wtf: That's what it said.

Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here! You: I am a spy crab. Stranger: Hey hey Stranger: i have crabs. You: I am a spy crab. Stranger: I love crabs!! You: I am a spy crab. Stranger: O rly? You: I am a spy crab. Stranger:                   ▓                │                    │    ▓▓     ╔══╗  ╔══╗ ▓▓▓   ║▒▒║  ║▒▓█▓▓   ║▒▒║  ║▓█▓▓ ✈ ║▒▒║  ║▒▒║   ║▒▒║  ║▒▒║   ║▒▒║  ║▒▒║   ║▒▒║  ║▒▒║   ║▒▒║  ║▒▒║   ║▒▒║  ║▒▒║ Stranger: Happy 9-11 You: I am a spy crab. Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: heyyyyyyyyy Stranger: hey ho. You: im a spy crab ;D!! Stranger: woh. that's amazing. You: yeah i know You: im a spy You: and a crab You: THEREFORE You: a spycrab Stranger: i assume that you are very proud of yourself? if you're not, you should be. Stranger: that's a great thing to be proud of! You: oh no im VERY proud to be a spy crab Stranger: but. wait. You: not everyy spy crab can make their trolls hilarious Stranger: i you are a spy, you have to have some spy enemies. You: NO! You: i shall kill them all Stranger: and if you are a crab, your enemy is umm. some fish maybe. You: *BANG BANG BANG* two downn Stranger: so aren't you afraid of SPYFISH? You: NO You: IM NOT AFRAID OF NOTHIN Stranger: well, spyfish is very quick. Stranger: it's still alive. You: well im quicker Stranger: OH WELL I WOULDN'T SAY. Stranger: *TAKES OFF COAT* You: and ugh! *eats the fish* Stranger: CAUSE I AM A SPYFISH Stranger: WE FINALLY MET, SPYCRAB You: *GASP SHOCK HORROR* You: OH SHIT Stranger: *CLIME AND MUSIC* Stranger: *TUMM TUMM TUMMMMM* Stranger: *DIABOLICAL LAUGHTER* You: NO YOU BAD FISHIE!! You: GO PEE IN YOUR WATER Stranger: well, wait, i have no weasel to stroke Stranger: well, nevermind You: STROKE YOUR EYEBROW THEN Stranger: *STROKES EYEBROW* You: GOOD Stranger: HOW DARE YOU TREAT SPYFISH SO PROTECTIONAL? You: .......the eyebrow is the most sensitive part of the spyfish...they die less than 3 minutes after. Stranger: oh. shit. Stranger: nah, wait. does fish even have eyebrow? : / Stranger: and 3 minutes have not passed yet Stranger: SO I AM ALIVE. You: its what separates spyfish from normal fish Stranger: liar. Stranger: LIAR. Stranger: LIAR. Stranger: THAT'S WHY Stranger: YOU WILL DIE. Stranger: (hey, why i am not a poet?) You: i dont know it You: D; Stranger: i'd probably suck in it. Stranger: anyway. You: welllllllllll dont go away Stranger: *reveals the secret gun* Stranger: THIS IS MY SPYCRABOINATOR Stranger: IT KILLS EVERY SPYCRAB WITHIN RANGE OF 10 KILOMETRES Stranger: but i forgot to buy batteries Stranger: so i am screwed Stranger: :( You: *GETS 20 KILLOMETERS AWAY* Stranger: HEY You: just in case Stranger: THAT'S SO NOT FAIR. Stranger: you can't be this quick! Stranger: CHEATER You: ....*steals all the batteries in the land* Stranger: HEY, YOU. Stranger: GET YOURSELF A SPYCRAB WHICH NAME DOES NOT END ON .JPG! You: MY NAME IS NOT DOT JAYY PEE GEE Stranger: i meant spycrab boy/girlfriend You: i already have a boyfriend Stranger: anyway You: hes normal thoughh Stranger: he's not a spycrab? Stranger: that is sick, sister Stranger: that's totally sick You: i know =o how dare he love me for what i am Stranger: no, i meant... how could you love him? ;( You: because my love has no boundaries Stranger: didnt you know that spyfish has some special feelings to spycrab? Stranger: and now, spyfish feels so rejected. Stranger: faced. Stranger: lonely. Stranger: sad. You: well You: i will pet his collar bone so he will be happy once again Stranger: he has no collar bone either. Stranger: : ((((((((( You: oh shit!! You: see. i cant love him...no collar bone Stranger: what will you do?! Stranger: NAH. Stranger: YOU ARE SO CRUEL You: im not cruel You: its the way us spycrabs roll You: yah hear?! Stranger: oh well. Stranger: spyfish Stranger: wait. You: wait for what?? You: i hold my pee so i can urinate on spyfish like you. Stranger: SPYFISH WILL TAKE CARE OF YOU, SPYCRABS. YOU ARE ALL GOING TO GET RICK-ROLLED. You: OH HOLY SHIT! Stranger: we, spyfish, are not frightened of urination like yours! Stranger: we tracked you! You: MY URINATION IS DAMNGEROUS Stranger: no. Stranger: it's like pleasant itching. Stranger: HAHAHA-AHAHAHA. Stranger: we are not scared, we are not scared! You: THEN I SHALL MAKE YOU ITCH You: PLEASENTLY You: I WILL RAISE YOUR PLESSURE METER VERY HIGH You: WITH PEEING You: ON YOU You: SPYFISH! Stranger: *runs away* Stranger: *swims away* You: yeah yeah see your not a fish!! Stranger: oh, here are my batteries!!!!! You: WHOS THE LIAR NOW Stranger: *puts into spycrabinator* Stranger: *turns on* You: *gets the hell out of the country* Stranger: *follows* You: D; *goes in the girls bathroom* Stranger: :/ Stranger: *waits outside* Stranger: hey, you are nearer than 10 km Stranger: YOU ARE DEAD You: OH SHIT! Stranger: NAHAHAHAH Stranger: EPIC FAIL OF A SPYCRAB You: now i just HAVE to put on my wizard hat and cape Stranger: you have no wizard cap and hate Stranger: liar You: AND MY BEARD WILL GIVE ME TRANSPORTATION POWERS Stranger: you are dea Stranger: d You: no im not Stranger: you cant put anything on you You: ........... You: im not naked!! Stranger: well. Stranger: you are dead. You: no im not Stranger: spyfish is mad. Stranger: everything is possible You: meh...*goes into a secret portal* Stranger: you can be Stranger: .... Stranger: HEYYYYYYYY!!!!! Stranger: DEAD MAN CAN'T WALK You: yeah exactly You: BTW not anything is possible You: TRY SLAMMING A REVOLVING DOOR Stranger: if NOT ANYthing Stranger: then EVERYTHING You: NO NOT EVERYTHING You: JUST SOMETHINGS You: AND WHAT YOU WANT TO DO Stranger: YES YES Stranger: yeah i know You: IS JUST THAT FARFETCHED IT CANT EVEN BEGIN TO BE THUNK OF You: i can not die Stranger: you cant lick your elbow as well You: yes i can Stranger: or stand right next to the wall at one foot You: =O You: HOW DARE YOU SAY THINGS I CAN NOT COMPREHEND Stranger: cause you are a spycrab Stranger: you are not able to have humanoid kids as well Stranger: you are not able to be mammal You: no spycrabs have big brains that are very educated. its spyfish like you that think differently. differently=stupid. Stranger: you are not able to Stranger: do Stranger: many Stranger: things. You: i can do manly things though Stranger: hey, don't be offensive :( Stranger: we, spyfish, are very sensitive, you know/ You: im not being offensive You: us crabs have hard skin Stranger: and besides YOU ARE DEAD and corpses can not be offensive You: WELL GEE You: IM NOT DEAD! Stranger: ahahahhahaha Stranger: yes you are Stranger: my spycrabinator killed you Stranger: I SAW IT You: a little girlie walks by...*is revived by her and quickly escapes the presence of you and your weird ass plan to get rid of me* Stranger: you cant. corpse cannot accomplish something like that. Stranger: not to mention walking. You: but i was revived. Stranger: B) Stranger: you can't. Stranger: you are not jesus chrisr. Stranger: christ superstar You: duh You: its because im god... Stranger: yeah right Stranger: :{ Stranger: OH NO Stranger: ARE YOU? You: yes. Stranger: so it's even better Stranger: cause you do not exsist Stranger: so you can do almost... NOTHING Stranger: HAHAHHAA Stranger: epic fail of god aka spycrab Stranger: give me my bear now, woman Stranger: BEER Stranger: I WANT NO BEAR You: you killed me. god. now all christians hate you. thats a majority of people in swahili, kongo, mali, ghana, and zimbabwe. now i assume that you are racist. so now you have plenty of africans to come kill you and chase you down. have fun. You: as well as the many from this country. Stranger: nah. i am no racist. You: well. sucks for you. You: I HATE YOU ALL *GIVES YOU SOME MOTHER FUCKING MONEY* Stranger: we are all going to have some beer. :( Stranger: hey. :[ Stranger: this is unfair You: well You: are you a girl Stranger: well Stranger: YEAH Stranger: I am You: oh You: same You: D;!! Stranger: yeah i noticed B)) You: thats why i have a boyfriend! You: yeah You: smart one O.O Stranger: apprehensive, yup You: the power of spyfish is intense You: gahhh i fail D; You: how old are you wise spyfish?? Stranger: i am 17, great spycrab! You: i am 14 great spyfish Stranger: oh crap Stranger: who would think in the world Stranger: !!! You: maybe since its clear i have yet to grow up and realize i am not god nor a spycrab. but heyyy i can imagine all i want, right? You: but since you 'killed' me i have no chance of reaching 40. the ultimate level of spycrab. Stranger: oh crap. Stranger: sorry. Stranger: but i have my returntolifespycraboinator Stranger: want me to turn it on? You: yes Stranger: *turns returntolifespycraboinator on* You: *gets really close* Stranger: come on :{ You: o.o You: it wont work if im 10 killometers away D; Stranger: oh right Stranger: *walks happily* Stranger: *merrily sings* Stranger: oh, here am i Stranger: *turns ret... this thing on* You: o.o You: shoot me Stranger: why :[ You: so i can come back to life? You: ;D Stranger: ah, yes Stranger: i forgor Stranger: roror Stranger: got* Stranger: *shoots with the laser from returntolifespucraboinator* You: do you have aim or some shit like that Stranger: no. Stranger: i mean Stranger: yes. You: care to You: keep in touch You: my beloved spyfish You: O.O Stranger: have a nice life there, spycrab! You: gah. fuckk it. You: fuck me You: fuck fuck fuck Stranger: noh. i prefer men :( You: i told you i can do manly things You: i take it like a goat before dinner Stranger: and i have no penis or anything to fuck you with Stranger: owahshs Stranger: haha You: owashs?? Stranger: yeah. this is my evil ;laughter in case you haven't noticed You: no i havent. You: *muhahahahaha* You: *shoves propel down your throat* You: now you will become seriously fucked up You: trust me Stranger: hey. Stranger: =/ Stranger: i wont Stranger: cause i g2g Stranger: B) You: dream the dreams of elves falling out of trees and handing you letters with glow in the dark pinwheels on them Stranger: OK SO Stranger: you know what Stranger: elves suck You: you know what You: i suck elves You: !! Stranger: dark elves are awesome Stranger: oh crap You: yes. Stranger: i bet they taste so good Stranger: ANYWAY You: oh yeah like butter Stranger: HAVE GUN Stranger: i mean Stranger: FUN Stranger: HAVE FUN Stranger: CYA B))) Stranger: and remember You: *gets my spyfish gun and shoots you* HAVE A NICE LIFE You have disconnected.

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