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Stranger: HEY?!?! You: I am a spy crab Stranger: I think i love you You: are you a spy crab Stranger: I'm a spy starfish You: nope those people are mean You: you shud try spy fish they like you

Stranger: hello You: I am a spy crab. Your conversational partner has disconnected. :saddowns: Stranger: hi You: I am a spy crab. Your conversational partner has disconnected. :saddowns: :saddowns:

[quote=Suttles]Stranger: how old are you ? You: 56 living in a basement, spy crabbing. You: you? [/quote] :wtc:

You: i am a spy crab Stranger: what is that? You: a spy crab Stranger: wow good description You: i know, right Stranger: wtf is it? You: a crab, that is py You: spy* Stranger: cool ty for explaining that now i kno the answer to life You: only spy crabs know that Stranger: exactly im a double agent spy crab You: Crap...

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onnecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hello Stranger: my name is bruna You: Hi, im a spy crab Stranger: what? You: I am a spy crab... not hard Stranger: rsrsrsrsrrs you are what? You: You just hold a cigar case above your head and crouch looking at the sky You: I enjoy to scuttle occasionally Stranger: you crazy? Stranger: fuck you Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: brianna? You: Heyy ^_^ x Stranger: are you brianna? You: Yeah x Stranger: oh. hey.. You: hey ^_^ Stranger: how did you like the new kid? You: he was awesome You: what did you think? Stranger: its a girl.... You: i know You: oops You: forgot the s You: she* Stranger: oh. yeah shs really hot. i think im gonna ask her out. You: aww ^_^ x You: Cutee Stranger: would we be cute together You: us? You: yeah Stranger: yeah Stranger: i kinda like you.... You: aww ^_^ You: your cute too x Stranger: i didnt say you were cute... You: oh You: my bad You: haha -^_^- You: sorry x Stranger: how long have we been friends now? You: hmm long enough for us to get together You: you know? Stranger: yeah. we could be like friends with benifets then i cold go out with sara. Stranger: could* You: friends with benefits? Stranger: yeah. You: what do you mean? Stranger: like how we were in eighth grade.... You: ahh You: hmm Stranger: or would you not want that? You: yeah You: will be fun You: so, we'll just have sex and stuff? Stranger: okay. am i still coming over tonight? Stranger: yah You: yeah You: your still coming over Stranger: okay.what time? You: Friend with Benefit ;) Stranger: wat time? You: ten Stranger: okay. can i sleeepover still or is your dad home? You: he's not home You: so yeah You: you can sleepover Stranger: okay good You: you were typing for a while there You: what were you typing? You: hello? You: brb Stranger: ok You: back, oh and by the way Stranger: yeah? You: I am a spy crab Stranger: what's that? You: I'm not really a girl, now come here and gimme some sugaaah Stranger: no Your conversational partner has disconnected. [b]LMFAO![/b]

Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Yo spy crab. Stranger: caught me. You: Woot. You have disconnected.

Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: horny? You: Rooster Potatoes Your conversational partner has disconnected. [editline]10:49PM[/editline] Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi!!! how are u? You: hi!!! i'm fine You: yourself? Stranger: too You: great! Stranger: where r u from? You: Scotland :D You: You? :) Stranger: portugal=) You: awesome! You: asl? Stranger: have u been here? You: I haven't.. no Stranger: 20 man Stranger: asl? You: Oh You: I'm 13 female Stranger: i understood You: so Stranger: whats up in scotland? You: nothing much You: I just realised You: I have a penis :D Your conversational partner has disconnected. [b]LMFAO! Not Spy Crab but funny[/b]

Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: i am a spy crab Stranger: woohooo! i am siamese turtle You: spycrab! Stranger: turtle! Your conversational partner has disconnected. Hes a turtle. PERFECT MATCH! man this is teh ULTIMATE TOOL to troll a stranger. Also im a headcrab> Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi im a headcrab Stranger: Lol Stranger: That's a zommmbbieeee ahhhhhh You: KYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA You: i just started humping your head Stranger: Takes gun You: now your a zombie Stranger: Points You: go try and kill freeman Stranger: Trembles You: and fail miserably Stranger: Shoots self X---X You: hey! ur my host, your still alive because I SAID You: KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA You: crunch crunch You: your brain is DELICIOUS Stranger: The light seer light must run troward You: some mustard and i could invie some friends! Stranger: It's sooooo prettyyy You: to eat your braind Stranger: Ahhhhhhh You: and make you do stupid things Stranger: Ur gay You: like walking like an idiot and moaning around Stranger: Zombies have no friends so they make them You: then setting yourlself on fire DISCONNECT

Oh god I lol'd at this thread.

Har Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: I am a spy crab. Stranger: Dont be afraid Dean, take care of Sammy, and the Colt You: I am a spy crab. You: I am a spy crab. You: I am a spy crab. You: I am a spy crab. You: I am a spy crab. You: I am a spy crab. You: I am a spy crab. You: I am a spy crab. You: I am a spy crab. You: I am a spy crab. You: I am a spy crab. You: I am a spy crab. You: I am a spy crab.I am a spy crab. You: I am a spy crab. You: I am a spy crab. You: I am a spy crab. You: I am a spy crab. You: I am a spy crab. You: I am a spy crab. You: I am a spy crab.I am a spy crab. You: I am a spy crab. You: I am a spy crab. You: I am a spy crab. You: I am a spy crab. You: I am a spy crab. You: I am a spy crab. You: I am a spy crab. You: I am a spy crab. You: I am a spy crab. You: I am a spy crab. You: I am a spy crab. You: I am a spy crab. You: I am a spy crab.I am a spy crab. You: I am a spy crab. Stranger: FUCK YOU SPY CRAB [editline]10:28PM[/editline] More Successful Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: I am a spy crab. Stranger: I wouldn't kill you... You: O Rlly? You: What if You: i was You: OMEGA SPY CRABBBBBB Stranger: still can't aim looking up You: Thats to bad You: its fun Stranger: also I would just fuse my pyro and scout Stranger: then you still couldn't win if you tried You: unless the crab went up your ass You: thats a TOTTALy diffrent story

Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: i am a spy crab Stranger: you again Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Your conversational partner has disconnected. :(

[QUOTE]Stranger: hey You: HELLO THERE You: I'M LOOKING FOR A FEMALE You: A FEMALE SPY CRAB Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] .

Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: I'm a spycrab! Stranger: I am a spycrab You: what the fuck Stranger: !! Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[quote]You: I NEED YOU Stranger: hi You: nah not reall Stranger: :( You: unless You: you're a spy crab You: are you? Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] iot aowrd

[QUOTE=Andreewww;17157805]Hey there :smile:[/QUOTE] Stranger: Cool, is the crab-side better than the fish-side? Stranger: It sounds like crap... You: no You: PX You: oh fuck you ...... You: hi Stranger: hello You: im a spycrab :-D You: by any chance are you my spyfish enemy Stranger: your a what? You: a spycrab You: spy crab You: a spycrab Stranger: no way Stranger: thats neat Stranger: cool, well im not a spyfish You: good i dont have to worry Stranger: but if i come across any ill tell you You: BUT ARE YOU A SPY SPYFISH!! You: trying to trick me!! Stranger: whats a spyfish look like? You: well we are fish in shiny black jumpsuits Stranger: I thought you were a crab Stranger: OMG Stranger: your a spyfish looking for spycrabs! You: OH NO HOW COULD I HAVE NVER NOTICED Stranger: is there conventions? You: lots one every two hours You: just to check up on everything Stranger: open bar? You: yep You: i could turn you into a spycrab so you can join us Stranger: very tempting Stranger: but not at this point in my life You: ok but your missing out Stranger: i think you guys are doing a good enough job without me You: ok i cant force you You: well i can but i wont ;D ou: just call 1-800- spycrab if you change your mind Stranger: where do spycrabs hang out at? Stranger: noted You: along the shore of spycrab island Stranger: how is it this time of year You: sunny nice the waters perfect Stranger: nice You: very very nice Stranger: weed legal there? You: we except anything so yes yes it is Your conversational partner has disconnected [editline]03:02PM[/editline] Stranger: where are u from? You: i am from the united states :-D You: i live on a island in florda called spyfish island You: are you a spyfish or a spycrabs really its a simple question Your conversational partner has disconnected. [editline]03:05PM[/editline] Stranger: hi Stranger: asl? You: well lets see im 52 im transexual and im from romania You: wanna get it on? Stranger: lol hav any pics/ You: sure hoold on ;D Stranger: k You: [url]http://www.davestravelcorner.com/journals/publish/article_126.shtml[/url] You: my picutes on that page Your conversational partner has disconnected.

First, failed attempt: Stranger: hey there :) You: Sup Stranger: sup?! You: Yeah. You: Sup. Stranger: no thank you Second attempt: You: HI Stranger: hi Stranger: how u doin? You: Ok You: You? Stranger: fine which country? You: England. Stranger: cool You: You? Stranger: india You: Okay Stranger: f/m You: M You: But You: I must tell you something Stranger: what You: I am a... You: Spy crab... Stranger: so You: So... You: I am a spycrab.. You: Are you? You: By any chance? You: A spycrab? Stranger: nope You: Aw You: So what are you up to? Stranger: what u wants 2 know You: Nothing You: It was a general answer You: Like You: I am crouching You: With my cigar case above my head You: Looking up towards the sky Stranger: r u insane? You: No.. You: I am but a simple spycrab. You: YOU WOULDNT UNDERSTAND You: YOU NON SPYCRAB You: BRAAAAH You: *cloaks* Your conversational partner has disconnected. Attmept 3: (after a long time of talking) Stranger: Got any pics/vids? You: A pic You: One sec You: Eh You: I'll get it in a sec You: Can't upload it right now You: Anything else? Stranger: Noo Stranger: Webcam You: Haven't got one You: Only a pic You: But if you don't want it nm Stranger: I want it You: Okay You: Give me a min You: [url]http://filesmelt.com/downloader/spycrab.png[/url] Stranger: Wtf You: What, don't you like it? Stranger: Etf You: ? Stranger: Wtf You: What. You think I'm ugly? Your conversational partner has disconnected. Attempt 4: Stranger: hey m/f You: IMMA SPY CRAB Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: I am a spy crab Stranger: im an iphone Your conversational partner has disconnected. [editline]03:48PM[/editline] You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Im a spy crab Stranger: awesome!! You: wanna fuck? Stranger: nay Stranger: ill pass Stranger: lol You: kk You: im not into humans anyway You: s You: so You: how's it goin Stranger: im bored You: and im syping on you You: spying Stranger: oh yeah what am i watchin? You: spongebob Stranger: nope Stranger: NCIS Stranger: ooohhhh You: I was testing you You: your a girl Stranger: indeed You: 12-16 Stranger: 12 Stranger: what tabs am i on? You: idk, cant see You: im a frikin crab Stranger: awesome You: yeah it is awesome watching people eat your comrads Stranger: ok. Stranger: lalala You: your entire race is stupid animals who dont care about anyone but yourselves Stranger: alrighty Stranger: then You: piss You: lul Stranger: ok/. You: asdfghjkl You: qwertyuiop You: zxcvbnm Stranger: jkdngvhjb Stranger: LALALALAAA Stranger: brb You: where do you live You: tell me You: i wanna know where I am Stranger: brb! You: whats that mean Stranger: b right back You: ok You: back yet? You: i guess not Stranger: now i am You: cool You: tits or GTFO Stranger: ... You: got 1min to give link, #, or pic You: or GTFO Stranger: whats GTFO lool You: get the fuck off Stranger: ok..lol You: your wasting time You: but seriously, where am I Stranger: idk1 Stranger: wait nvm lol You: I found myself in your house and I sarted spying Stranger: awesome. Stranger: ... You: GTFO You have disconnected.

You: ------------------- <---- Censored porn link. Stranger: i think i found it Stranger: your so hot You: Ty xD You: That's one of the first video I've done proffesionally Stranger: nice Stranger: have a msn You: I do Stranger: can i have it You: Yeah: You: [email]imamotherfuckingspycrab@hotmail.co.uk[/email] You: You like the vidoe? You: *video? Stranger: ya You: that was about 2 videos before my operation :P Stranger: what operation You: Well You: In order to become a spycrab You: you must be male Stranger: ok Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: I am a spy crab. Stranger: u have crabs You: I am a spy crab. Stranger: and what crotch did u climb out of You: A spy crab's. Stranger: well u really should go back there Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: Spy Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hiiii You: what do you see here? You: …………………...„„-~^^~„-„„_ ………………„-^*'' : : „'' : : : : *-„ …………..„-* : : :„„--/ : : : : : : : '\ …………./ : : „-* . .| : : : : : : : : '| ……….../ : „-* . . . | : : : : : : : : | ………...\„-* . . . . .| : : : : : : : :'| ……….../ . . . . . . '| : : : : : : : :| ……..../ . . . . . . . .'\ : : : : : : : | ……../ . . . . . . . . . .\ : : : : : : :| ……./ . . . . . . . . . . . '\ : : : : : / ….../ . . . . . . ..... . . . . *-„„„„-*' ….'/ . . . . . . . . ......... . '| …/ . . . . . . . ./ . . . . . . .| ../ . . . . . . . .'/ . . . . . . .'| ./ . . . . . . . . / . . . . . . .'| '/ . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .'| '| . . . . . \ . . . . . . . . . .| '| . . . . . . \„_^- „ . . . . .'| '| . . . . . . . . .'\ .\ ./ '/ . | | .\ . . . . . . . . . \ .'' / . '| | . . . . . . . . . . / .'/ . . .| | . . . . . . .| . . / ./ ./ . .|. Stranger: a dog You: ahhh okay Stranger: lol what am i supposed to see? You: a fat cock! Stranger: how am i not surprised Stranger: internet creeper <3 Stranger: bye!

Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: [Omegle is required by law to tell you that this user (#3432G7) is a registered sex offender. This user can not see the message because of IPA laws. Please proceed with caution.] Stranger: hi Stranger: ur asl, please You: Hey whats up You: 42 M aus Your conversational partner has disconnected. :buddy:

Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi 19/male/usa looking for a naughty girl ;) You: [Omegle is required by law to tell you that this user (#3432G7) is a registered sex offender. This user can not see the message because of IPA laws. Please proceed with caution.] Your conversational partner has disconnected. :(

[quote]Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: I'm a spy crab You: Hi Stranger: Hey, i'm a spy tiger Stranger: ROAR You: Really? You: Wow. Stranger: ROOOOOOOOAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR You: That's amazing. You: *snaps at with spycrab pinsors* Stranger: Are u a girl spy crab or a guy spy crab? Stranger: RROOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRR You: A guy spy crab. You: *SNAP* Stranger: I'm a guy spy tiger You: Cool. Stranger: I bit a guy today You: Where are you from, spytiger? Stranger: RRRRRROOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR Stranger: NZ You: I *snapped* a guy today. Stranger: you You: I'm from France You: or maybe Italy Stranger: New Zealand mate Stranger: ROAR You: *SNAP* Stranger: bye spy crap, gotta go do more spying You: Same You: Good luck with the blue base Stranger: good luck woth ur mission Stranger: spy tiger, signing out Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] Roar.

Yesssss Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: What do you see …………………...„„-~^^~„-„„_ ………………„-^*'' : : „'' : : : : *-„ …………..„-* : : :„„--/ : : : : : : : '\ …………./ : : „-* . .| : : : : : : : : '| ……….../ : „-* . . . | : : : : : : : : | ………...\„-* . . . . .| : : : : : : : :'| ……….../ . . . . . . '| : : : : : : : :| ……..../ . . . . . . . .'\ : : : : : : : | ……../ . . . . . . . . . .\ : : : : : : :| ……./ . . . . . . . . . . . '\ : : : : : / ….../ . . . . . . ..... . . . . *-„„„„-*' ….'/ . . . . . . . . ......... . '| …/ . . . . . . . ./ . . . . . . .| ../ . . . . . . . .'/ . . . . . . .'| ./ . . . . . . . . / . . . . . . .'| '/ . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .'| '| . . . . . \ . . . . . . . . . .| '| . . . . . . \„_^- „ . . . . .'| '| . . . . . . . . .'\ .\ ./ '/ . | | .\ . . . . . . . . . \ .'' / . '| | . . . . . . . . . . / .'/ . . .| | . . . . . . .| . . / ./ ./ . .|. Stranger: a dog You: really Stranger: well Stranger: without eyes You: mmhmm Stranger: andstanding up Stranger: *and standing You: K you passed the test Stranger: haha Stranger: what test? You: for a certian peice of knowledge :D You: Want to know Stranger: okay Stranger: lol You: I..... You: Am... You: A... You: SPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY CRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAABBB You: Now You: You mustent tell noone! Stranger: ... Stranger: OKAYOKAYOKAY You: or i will be DISCOVORED~!!!! Stranger: GASP You: IKNIOWHUH Stranger: hahaha You: Yes Stranger: :P You: Oh Fu- You: Nooo! You: Fct gvb78zc fiopwdfbklDF You: Nonnoonononononon Stranger: um You: STOOOP Stranger: sorry You: There taJDIKNG MY You: nooo You: Quic! You: Run Away!!! You: Ther Coming for you ` ~! ! You: Hurry! Stranger: OKAYOKAYOKAY You: Before it's to la- You have disconnected.

You: I am a spy crab Your conversational partner has disconnected. :saddowns:

[quote]Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: f looking for f You: GOD WILL SMITE YOU You: I AM A SPY CRAB Your conversational partner has disconnected. or save this log or send us feedback.[/quote] god will kill all lesbians youll see