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You: hi
You: i have a penis
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or save this log or send us feedback. Just before i could say spycrab
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Stranger: I do not like dogs
You: Cry am a pry slab.
Stranger: I'm supposed to ask you what, and then you are going to tell me my mother is a whore
You: Lie ham a die blab!
Stranger: well then
Stranger: we are not grooving
You: Sky pram a lye crab.
Stranger: for the good of the empire
Stranger: I must destroy you[/quote]
I did it wrong
It wasn't a spy crab one, but:
[quote]Stranger: hi 24/m/pallet town, pokemon master
You: pallet town is a shithole
You: I got jumped there last week, they stole my charizard
Stranger: lol
You: I filed a police report, but the cop just stood there saying the same thing over and over each time I talked to him.
You: everyone in that town just walks in circles or back and forth. what the hell is wrong with that place?
You: and there are no roads. it's stupid.
Stranger: fuck it
Stranger: get your ass down to cerulean
Stranger: i know some thugs there
Stranger: hire a bike gang and fuck that shit up
You: I can't seem to take ten steps without some pokemon popping up out of nowhere though
You: and there's these douchebags that see me and just rush over like morons
Stranger: you need a bike, and stop walking in the tall grass
Stranger: and dont look at anyone
You: but people are just standing there, spinning. SPINNING. In one spot.
You: is this whole country stupid?
Stranger: sick
Stranger: i dont know what to do
Stranger: get training
Stranger: you can borrow my ekans
You: is there even a government I can write to?
Stranger: very long and level 100
You: kids are running around like they own the place! where are the damn schools?
Stranger: everyone skips school
Stranger: i would speak to professor oak if i were you
You: probably why this entire country has like, three cars in the whole thing
Stranger: he always gives good advice
You: and one boat, but it only runs once
You: prof. oak's son is an asshole though
You: fucking gary
You: SOMEONE JUST WALKED INTO MY FUCKING HOUSE
You: what the shit
Stranger: lol, use my ekans on him
You: I don't have a phone SHIT SHIT
You: they're standing in the doorway and it's only one tile wide I'M TRAPPED HELP
Stranger: there is nothing you can do
Stranger: reset and start from your save point
You: Hold on, I'll log onto my PC and see what items I have in there
You: NOW THEY'RE STANDING IN FRONT OF MY PC
You: that's it, I'm just going to punch them in the face.
You: *A wild burglar appears!* *Homeowner uses PUNCH!*
You: oh god what the hell is this music
You: what is happening
You: why did everything change?
You: *It's super effective!* *Burglar uses shotgun!*
You: *Homeowner has fainted!*
You have disconnected.[/quote]
Not the best one ever.
Doesn't have to do much with spy crabs but i tried.
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Stranger: hi
You: Hi there.
Stranger: asl
You: 23/Female/Oregon
Stranger: 20 m pennsylvania
You: Cool.
Stranger: wat u up to
You: Not much.
Stranger: e meither lol
Stranger: me either*
Stranger: u got pics>
You: Only of spy crab
Stranger: wats that?
You: Just a minute
Stranger: ok
You: [url]http://www.gamesprays.com/images/icons/spyCrab_icon472.jpg[/url]
Stranger: ok thats not a pic of u
You: Of course not.
You: It's spy crab!
Stranger: haha
Stranger: wtf is that
You: Nothing special about it.
You: It's spy crab.
Stranger: ok
You: Simple as that.
Stranger: wats ur point
Stranger: is that wat u do for fun in oregan?
Stranger: bye[/b]
Spy crab!
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You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: asl
Stranger: 19 male france
You: cool
You: 17 sc 2fort
Stranger: u
Stranger: sc 2fort?
You: spycrab 2fort
You: i am a spycrab
You: did i not mention that?
Stranger: thats awesome
Stranger: whats it like being a spycrab?
You: it's pretty fun actually
You: i just crab around with my disguise kit all the time
You: but sometimes i fall victim to stray rockets and such
You: or at least i think they are stray
You: i hope so
Stranger: stray rockets?
Stranger: so rockets just come out of no where and hit u
You: nah they come from the soldier
You: but he's obviously not aiming at me
Stranger: he cause is he was thats just mean
You: i know
You: have you ever considered becoming a spycrab?
Stranger: is it easy becming a spy crab?
You: yeah man it's heaps easy!
You: just get out your disguise kit, crouch, and look up!
Stranger: look up? lol
You: yeah i know, it sounds so easy right?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: i really should become a spycrab
Stranger: do u know any spylobsters?
You: no i don't know what that is
You: sounds like a chinese rip-off
Stranger: hahahha
Stranger: ye probs is
Stranger: thanks for clearing that up for me
You: no problem
Stranger: so what do spycrabs do to entertain themselves
You: they walk around like crabs
You: and sometimes they can cloak!
You: but this means less people get to witness the spycrabbing
Stranger: cloak?
You: yeah man, just hit mouse2
You: sounds so easy, huh?
Stranger: ye i guess
Stranger: but dont think id be good at cloaking tho
You: you don't need to cloak
You: but it's useful for times when there are some spycrab haters around
Stranger: people hate spycrabs? they must be satins children...spycrabs are awesome
You: yeah, i'm not sure why they hate them
You: they even kill them sometimes
You: which just breaks my heart
Stranger: no!
Stranger: ofcourse it would
You: now if you'll excuse me, i have a job down at dustbowl
You: i'll see you later
Stranger: bye bye
Stranger: nice talking to u spycrab
You: you too frenchie
You have disconnected.[/quote]
meh
[QUOTE=Anzonix;17156717]You: How do I troll?
Stranger: u cant troll
Stranger: trolling is a art[/QUOTE]
Holly fucking shit
A kid in my class told me about this
He trolls all the time, and plays rickroll loudly
[editline]07:26PM[/editline]
You: hi!
Stranger: hello!
You: How are you
Stranger: i'm awesome
Stranger: how are you?
You: Im kinda sore
Stranger: bummer
Stranger: too much horseback riding huh?
You: No
You: I am a spy crab!
Stranger: tennis
You: I am a spy crab!
Stranger: spy crab was the next guess
Stranger: oh shit a spy crab?!
[editline]07:27PM[/editline]
You: I am a spy crab!
Stranger: Hai
Stranger: :O
Stranger: OH NOES
Stranger: LEAVE ME ALONE
You: OH TEH NOES
Stranger: FUCKIGN CRAB
Stranger: FUUCK
Stranger: dfslkjadjsal;dj;sajd;lsal;kdjsa;dsal;kd
[editline]07:28PM[/editline]
You: I am a spy crab!
Stranger: I'm gonna be brutally honest and get straight to business here. I'd like to see your tits. I will gladly return the favor with dick, if you so desire. Quick, easy, and as personal or impersonal as you want.
You: Oh really
You: Spy crab thinks your a fucktard
[QUOTE=trisarattopss;18440617]Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: heyyyyyyyyy
Stranger: hey ho.
You: im a spy crab ;D!!
Stranger: woh. that's amazing.
You: yeah i know
You: im a spy
You: and a crab
You: THEREFORE
You: a spycrab
Stranger: i assume that you are very proud of yourself? if you're not, you should be.
Stranger: that's a great thing to be proud of!
You: oh no im VERY proud to be a spy crab
Stranger: but. wait.
You: not everyy spy crab can make their trolls hilarious
Stranger: i you are a spy, you have to have some spy enemies.
You: NO!
You: i shall kill them all
Stranger: and if you are a crab, your enemy is umm. some fish maybe.
You: *BANG BANG BANG* two downn
Stranger: so aren't you afraid of SPYFISH?
You: NO
You: IM NOT AFRAID OF NOTHIN
Stranger: well, spyfish is very quick.
Stranger: it's still alive.
You: well im quicker
Stranger: OH WELL I WOULDN'T SAY.
Stranger: *TAKES OFF COAT*
You: and ugh! *eats the fish*
Stranger: CAUSE I AM A SPYFISH
Stranger: WE FINALLY MET, SPYCRAB
You: *GASP SHOCK HORROR*
You: OH SHIT
Stranger: *CLIME AND MUSIC*
Stranger: *TUMM TUMM TUMMMMM*
Stranger: *DIABOLICAL LAUGHTER*
You: NO YOU BAD FISHIE!!
You: GO PEE IN YOUR WATER
Stranger: well, wait, i have no weasel to stroke
Stranger: well, nevermind
You: STROKE YOUR EYEBROW THEN
Stranger: *STROKES EYEBROW*
You: GOOD
Stranger: HOW DARE YOU TREAT SPYFISH SO PROTECTIONAL?
You: .......the eyebrow is the most sensitive part of the spyfish...they die less than 3 minutes after.
Stranger: oh. shit.
Stranger: nah, wait. does fish even have eyebrow? : /
Stranger: and 3 minutes have not passed yet
Stranger: SO I AM ALIVE.
You: its what separates spyfish from normal fish
Stranger: liar.
Stranger: LIAR.
Stranger: LIAR.
Stranger: THAT'S WHY
Stranger: YOU WILL DIE.
Stranger: (hey, why i am not a poet?)
You: i dont know it
You: D;
Stranger: i'd probably suck in it.
Stranger: anyway.
You: welllllllllll dont go away
Stranger: *reveals the secret gun*
Stranger: THIS IS MY SPYCRABOINATOR
Stranger: IT KILLS EVERY SPYCRAB WITHIN RANGE OF 10 KILOMETRES
Stranger: but i forgot to buy batteries
Stranger: so i am screwed
Stranger: :(
You: *GETS 20 KILLOMETERS AWAY*
Stranger: HEY
You: just in case
Stranger: THAT'S SO NOT FAIR.
Stranger: you can't be this quick!
Stranger: CHEATER
You: ....*steals all the batteries in the land*
Stranger: HEY, YOU.
Stranger: GET YOURSELF A SPYCRAB WHICH NAME DOES NOT END ON .JPG!
You: MY NAME IS NOT DOT JAYY PEE GEE
Stranger: i meant spycrab boy/girlfriend
You: i already have a boyfriend
Stranger: anyway
You: hes normal thoughh
Stranger: he's not a spycrab?
Stranger: that is sick, sister
Stranger: that's totally sick
You: i know =o how dare he love me for what i am
Stranger: no, i meant... how could you love him? ;(
You: because my love has no boundaries
Stranger: didnt you know that spyfish has some special feelings to spycrab?
Stranger: and now, spyfish feels so rejected.
Stranger: faced.
Stranger: lonely.
Stranger: sad.
You: well
You: i will pet his collar bone so he will be happy once again
Stranger: he has no collar bone either.
Stranger: : (((((((((
You: oh shit!!
You: see. i cant love him...no collar bone
Stranger: what will you do?!
Stranger: NAH.
Stranger: YOU ARE SO CRUEL
You: im not cruel
You: its the way us spycrabs roll
You: yah hear?!
Stranger: oh well.
Stranger: spyfish
Stranger: wait.
You: wait for what??
You: i hold my pee so i can urinate on spyfish like you.
Stranger: SPYFISH WILL TAKE CARE OF YOU, SPYCRABS. YOU ARE ALL GOING TO GET RICK-ROLLED.
You: OH HOLY SHIT!
Stranger: we, spyfish, are not frightened of urination like yours!
Stranger: we tracked you!
You: MY URINATION IS DAMNGEROUS
Stranger: no.
Stranger: it's like pleasant itching.
Stranger: HAHAHA-AHAHAHA.
Stranger: we are not scared, we are not scared!
You: THEN I SHALL MAKE YOU ITCH
You: PLEASENTLY
You: I WILL RAISE YOUR PLESSURE METER VERY HIGH
You: WITH PEEING
You: ON YOU
You: SPYFISH!
Stranger: *runs away*
Stranger: *swims away*
You: yeah yeah see your not a fish!!
Stranger: oh, here are my batteries!!!!!
You: WHOS THE LIAR NOW
Stranger: *puts into spycrabinator*
Stranger: *turns on*
You: *gets the hell out of the country*
Stranger: *follows*
You: D; *goes in the girls bathroom*
Stranger: :/
Stranger: *waits outside*
Stranger: hey, you are nearer than 10 km
Stranger: YOU ARE DEAD
You: OH SHIT!
Stranger: NAHAHAHAH
Stranger: EPIC FAIL OF A SPYCRAB
You: now i just HAVE to put on my wizard hat and cape
Stranger: you have no wizard cap and hate
Stranger: liar
You: AND MY BEARD WILL GIVE ME TRANSPORTATION POWERS
Stranger: you are dea
Stranger: d
You: no im not
Stranger: you cant put anything on you
You: ...........
You: im not naked!!
Stranger: well.
Stranger: you are dead.
You: no im not
Stranger: spyfish is mad.
Stranger: everything is possible
You: meh...*goes into a secret portal*
Stranger: you can be
Stranger: ....
Stranger: HEYYYYYYYY!!!!!
Stranger: DEAD MAN CAN'T WALK
You: yeah exactly
You: BTW not anything is possible
You: TRY SLAMMING A REVOLVING DOOR
Stranger: if NOT ANYthing
Stranger: then EVERYTHING
You: NO NOT EVERYTHING
You: JUST SOMETHINGS
You: AND WHAT YOU WANT TO DO
Stranger: YES YES
Stranger: yeah i know
You: IS JUST THAT FARFETCHED IT CANT EVEN BEGIN TO BE THUNK OF
You: i can not die
Stranger: you cant lick your elbow as well
You: yes i can
Stranger: or stand right next to the wall at one foot
You: =O
You: HOW DARE YOU SAY THINGS I CAN NOT COMPREHEND
Stranger: cause you are a spycrab
Stranger: you are not able to have humanoid kids as well
Stranger: you are not able to be mammal
You: no spycrabs have big brains that are very educated. its spyfish like you that think differently. differently=stupid.
Stranger: you are not able to
Stranger: do
Stranger: many
Stranger: things.
You: i can do manly things though
Stranger: hey, don't be offensive :(
Stranger: we, spyfish, are very sensitive, you know/
You: im not being offensive
You: us crabs have hard skin
Stranger: and besides YOU ARE DEAD and corpses can not be offensive
You: WELL GEE
You: IM NOT DEAD!
Stranger: ahahahhahaha
Stranger: yes you are
Stranger: my spycrabinator killed you
Stranger: I SAW IT
You: a little girlie walks by...*is revived by her and quickly escapes the presence of you and your weird ass plan to get rid of me*
Stranger: you cant. corpse cannot accomplish something like that.
Stranger: not to mention walking.
You: but i was revived.
Stranger: B)
Stranger: you can't.
Stranger: you are not jesus chrisr.
Stranger: christ superstar
You: duh
You: its because im god...
Stranger: yeah right
Stranger: :{
Stranger: OH NO
Stranger: ARE YOU?
You: yes.
Stranger: so it's even better
Stranger: cause you do not exsist
Stranger: so you can do almost... NOTHING
Stranger: HAHAHHAA
Stranger: epic fail of god aka spycrab
Stranger: give me my bear now, woman
Stranger: BEER
Stranger: I WANT NO BEAR
You: you killed me. god. now all christians hate you. thats a majority of people in swahili, kongo, mali, ghana, and zimbabwe. now i assume that you are racist. so now you have plenty of africans to come kill you and chase you down. have fun.
You: as well as the many from this country.
Stranger: nah. i am no racist.
You: well. sucks for you.
You: I HATE YOU ALL *GIVES YOU SOME MOTHER FUCKING MONEY*
Stranger: we are all going to have some beer. :(
Stranger: hey. :[
Stranger: this is unfair
You: well
You: are you a girl
Stranger: well
Stranger: YEAH
Stranger: I am
You: oh
You: same
You: D;!!
Stranger: yeah i noticed B))
You: thats why i have a boyfriend!
You: yeah
You: smart one O.O
Stranger: apprehensive, yup
You: the power of spyfish is intense
You: gahhh i fail D;
You: how old are you wise spyfish??
Stranger: i am 17, great spycrab!
You: i am 14 great spyfish
Stranger: oh crap
Stranger: who would think in the world
Stranger: !!!
You: maybe since its clear i have yet to grow up and realize i am not god nor a spycrab. but heyyy i can imagine all i want, right?
You: but since you 'killed' me i have no chance of reaching 40. the ultimate level of spycrab.
Stranger: oh crap.
Stranger: sorry.
Stranger: but i have my returntolifespycraboinator
Stranger: want me to turn it on?
You: yes
Stranger: *turns returntolifespycraboinator on*
You: *gets really close*
Stranger: come on :{
You: o.o
You: it wont work if im 10 killometers away D;
Stranger: oh right
Stranger: *walks happily*
Stranger: *merrily sings*
Stranger: oh, here am i
Stranger: *turns ret... this thing on*
You: o.o
You: shoot me
Stranger: why :[
You: so i can come back to life?
You: ;D
Stranger: ah, yes
Stranger: i forgor
Stranger: roror
Stranger: got*
Stranger: *shoots with the laser from returntolifespucraboinator*
You: do you have aim or some shit like that
Stranger: no.
Stranger: i mean
Stranger: yes.
You: care to
You: keep in touch
You: my beloved spyfish
You: O.O
Stranger: have a nice life there, spycrab!
You: gah. fuckk it.
You: fuck me
You: fuck fuck fuck
Stranger: noh. i prefer men :(
You: i told you i can do manly things
You: i take it like a goat before dinner
Stranger: and i have no penis or anything to fuck you with
Stranger: owahshs
Stranger: haha
You: owashs??
Stranger: yeah. this is my evil ;laughter in case you haven't noticed
You: no i havent.
You: *muhahahahaha*
You: *shoves propel down your throat*
You: now you will become seriously fucked up
You: trust me
Stranger: hey.
Stranger: =/
Stranger: i wont
Stranger: cause i g2g
Stranger: B)
You: dream the dreams of elves falling out of trees and handing you letters with glow in the dark pinwheels on them
Stranger: OK SO
Stranger: you know what
Stranger: elves suck
You: you know what
You: i suck elves
You: !!
Stranger: dark elves are awesome
Stranger: oh crap
You: yes.
Stranger: i bet they taste so good
Stranger: ANYWAY
You: oh yeah like butter
Stranger: HAVE GUN
Stranger: i mean
Stranger: FUN
Stranger: HAVE FUN
Stranger: CYA B)))
Stranger: and remember
You: *gets my spyfish gun and shoots you* HAVE A NICE LIFE
You have disconnected.[/QUOTE]
tl;orh
(Too long, only read half)
It was too much of a "I SHOT YOU YOU'RE DEAD" "NO I'M NOT I DODGED IT" Kind of thing.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello.
Stranger: Heyyy.
You: How ya doin?
Stranger: Not too bad...
You: That's good.
Stranger: Eh. It's alright.
You: Can't be all that bad.
You: Even so it could be worse, could be rainin'
Stranger: I hate rain.
You: I like it, sometimes.
You: As long as it leaves within a week.
Stranger: Jeez, don't let that stop you from smearing it all over yourself.
You: They're changing!
You: -wipes zombiegoop-
Stranger: Goddamn it Bill! Oh, it stinks!
You: Epic, man. Downright epic.
Stranger: That sounds about righ
You: Your the first intelligent person who didn't deserve to get spy crabbed so far!
Stranger: *Stabs Stranger* I WAS SPY ALL ALONG, GENTLEMEN.[/b]
Alright, which one of you magnificent bastards was that?
[code]You: I'm a spy crab.
Stranger: hi
Stranger: wow
You: You have a spy crab?
Stranger: yes
You: Cool
You: Wanna be spy crab bro's?
Stranger: no
Stranger: im pro
You: :(
Stranger: i'll go to Muse concert
You: We can sap Sentries together :)
Stranger: are you envy me?
You: But... i'm a spy crab.
Stranger: what is spy crab
Stranger: ??
You: It's a very gentle creature
Stranger: hurry
You: You just have to put a Cigar box on top of your head and walk + crouch
You: and you have to be a spy
Stranger: i do not cigar
You: http://news.gotgame.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/crab.jpg
You: thats
You: a
You: SPAH CRABBBBB
Stranger: spy crab is ugly
Stranger: just wood
You: But...
You: He HAS A MASK!!
You: With cigar box
Stranger: anyway
Stranger: i'll gon to
Stranger: Muse?
Stranger: you like Muse????
Stranger: i'm standing area
You: Tell everyone you talked to a spy crab
You: '>:D
Stranger: it's 100dollar
You: :O
You: But.. you can watch Spy Crabs for 19.95 USD :)
Stranger: ok
Stranger: any way
Stranger: i'm muse con standing
Stranger: what is your job??
You: Taking care of the others spy crab
Stranger: hurry
You: Apparently i'm one of the leaders
You: :D
Stranger: wow
Stranger: i envy u
You: :)
You: We should be buddies
Stranger: spicy crab
Stranger: no
You: :(
Stranger: :D
Stranger: are u angry??
Stranger: ok
Stranger: now
Stranger: i'm spy crab leader
You: No
You: :D
You: I are happe
Stranger: why
Stranger: if
Stranger: i'm not spy crab leader
Stranger: i'll not be your buddy
You: I am >:D
You: NAWWW
GHEY
Stranger: now
Stranger: i'm leader
Stranger: not
Stranger: you
Stranger: bye
You: SPAH CRAB
You: SPY HERE
You: POW
You: SPAH CRAB
You: IS
You: A
You: LIEEEEE
You: Wait
You: No its not
You: ITS REEAAALLLLL
You: YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Stranger: im angry
Stranger: you kiding me
Stranger: HOW DARE YOU ARE
You: :(
Stranger: :<
You: I am victorious
You: You shall never win
You: http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=806558
You: :)
Stranger: you just looser
You: :(
Stranger: bye
Stranger: i dont like
Stranger: you
Stranger: you
Stranger: are
Stranger: never
You: Okay
Stranger: spy crab
You: But...
Stranger: i'll
Stranger: quit
You: I have
You: A
Stranger: this
You: SPAH CRAB
Stranger: omegl;e
You: Sadface
You: Okay
Stranger: bye
You: SPY CRAB WILL NEVER LOOSEEEE
You: GOORD BAII
You: >:)
Stranger: YOU LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSER[/code]
I don't even know what to talk about >.>
You: Hi
Stranger: Hi
You: Guess what
Stranger: r u a guy?
You: I am a Spy Crab!
Stranger: Haaay
You: are you a spy crab?
Stranger: maybe
You: because i'm a spy crab
[editline]10:54PM[/editline]
Stranger: hey
You: hello
Stranger: asl?
You: 5/spy crab/sea floor
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: Hi
Stranger: hey
You: How are you?
Stranger: how are u
You: Good you?
Stranger: kool
Stranger: and u
You: SPYCRAB FUCKER LOLOLOL
Fuck, i just realized i posted this in a wrong omegle thread :dawkins101:
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: I am a spy crab
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
:saddowns:
Try nr. 2
Stranger: hi
You: I am a spy crab
Stranger: haha, really?
You: I am a spy crab
Stranger: yes, i know
You: I am a spy crab
Stranger: yes, i know
You: I am a spy crab
Stranger: yes, i know
You: I am a spy crab
Stranger: yes, i know
You: I am a spy crab
Stranger: stfu
You: I am a spy crab
[B]Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/B]
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hI
Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl/
You: ASL?
You: 18/F/USA
Stranger: 21 m aus
You: Do you want a pic?
Stranger: aw yer
You: [url]http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/2008/10/custom_1223134497252_spycrab.jpg[/url]
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You: I'M A SPYCRABI'M A SPYCRABI'M A SPYCRABI'M A SPYCRABI'M A SPYCRAB
You: I'M A SPYCRAB
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You: I'M A SPYCRAB
You: I'M A SPYCRAB
You: I'M A SPYCRAB
Stranger: ok
You: I'M A SPYCRAB
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Yeah.
You: Hi
Stranger: hello
You: Want pics of a female/21/oregan?
You: omegle.nimp.org
You: it's awesome.
You: better than pron
Stranger: fack off
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[editline]03:42PM[/editline]
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Stranger: my cock is kinda hard, wana please it?
You: Yes
You: check my pics
You: omegle.nimp.org
You: im a spycrab
You: gogoogo
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You: I'm a spycrab
Stranger: hi
Stranger: i am horny
You: and I'm a spycrab
Stranger: and i am horny
You: And I Am A SpyCrab
Stranger: and i am horny
You: I'm a spycrabI'm a spycrabI'm a spycrabI'm a spycrabI'm a spycrab
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You: I'm a spycrab
You: had enough?
Stranger: no
Stranger: horny girl you are
Stranger: with big boob
Stranger: s
Stranger: and a red shirt
Stranger: i am watching you
You: i have 3 boobs and i´m not a girl o.O
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Japanese wannabes....
[quote]you: I am a spy crab.
Stranger: Get in my pants
you: Wryyyyyyy
stranger: I want you to spy on my penis
you: What the christ
stranger: I think it maybe a communist[/quote]
what the christ?
Stranger: hi
You: I'm a spy crab
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-snip-
You: I am a spy crab
You: You are not
Stranger: ?
You: Ssssspy Craaab
You: We are like endangered and stuff
You: Feed me
You: Feed me
You: Feed me
You: Now
Stranger: .
You: Om nom nom
You: I am a spy crab
You: Yes I'm a spy crab
You: I am a spy crab
You: You are not
Stranger: Yes I'm a spy crab too!
You: Oh my heavens
You: Please
You: Let me ride you
You: Please let me ride yu
Stranger: ok!
You: I want to ride you
You: You are a spy crab
You have disconnected.
If you don't know the reference, search "I Am A Spaceship" on Youtube.
[editline]01:37PM[/editline]
[B]You: hi
Stranger: hi'
Stranger: asl?
You: 12/m/pakistan
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Why is it that racist people disconnect, rather than everyone?
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You: Hi.
Stranger: b or g
You: G.
Stranger: nice!
You: Isn't it now?
You: No wait, I am a crab spy, you are going on Facepunch, bye bye!
You have disconnected.
Hehe. I am a B, thank you very much, Stranger.
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: A slice of lemon?
You: How nice
You: Please do so
Stranger: lemon
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Stranger: Do you like Wiz Khalifa?
You: no
Stranger: how come
You: I am a spy crab.
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Stranger: Oi!
You: I'm a spy crab.
Stranger: I'm an engineer... you need your turrets upgraded?
You: No, but I could use some protection from heavy weapons guys
You: our species are dying out because of those damn pyros
Stranger: spies are sappin' mah sentries! So, I would help you if you could take care of the other spies
You: sure
You: FEAR MAH CLAWS
You: BITCHES
Stranger: Teleporter goin' up!
Stranger: I'll pyro blast your ass!
You: FFFFFFFFUUUU
You: *CLOAKS*
Stranger: woah! woah! where'd you go?!?!?
You: MUAHAHAHAHA >:D
You: I WILL FUCK YOUR MOUTH!
You: oh shi- MY CLOAKS RUNNING OUT!
Stranger: ok, ok... are you going to be cloaked while doing so?
You: *uncloaks while jacking off*
You: ffffff
Stranger: agh! I need a sandvich now!
You: this isn't going well...
You: wait, pyros eat sandwiches?
Stranger: Medic!
Stranger: a heavy threw one down for me
You: how can you eat a sandwich through that mask of yours?
Stranger: it's a very complicated process....
You: yeah, those masks look ahrd to take off
Stranger: yup, but I'll take it off for you.... if you look away for a minute
You: I don't really trust pyros anymore
You: especially with those new fangled backburners
Stranger: you shouldn't... *takes off disguise and backstabs*
You: OW OW OW FFFUUU
You: *dead* great, now i have to wait 20 seconds to get revenge
Stranger: "Stranger has disconnected from the server"
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/code]
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Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: i like cookies
Stranger: i like ice cream
You: i like spycrabs
You: i am a spycrab
You: i am a spycrab
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You: I am a spy of the brotherhood of the crabs.
Stranger: crabs...like crabs in my pants crabs?
You: Yes, That brotherhood of the crabs.
You: We are masters of stealth and sushi.
Stranger: Ah, okay i see.
Stranger: What kind of sushi can you make for me
You: There is more to us than meets the eye
You: We are everywhere.
Stranger: Are you softshell crabs
You: Some of us are yes.
You: Though I do have a hardshell grandpa
Stranger: What color?
You: Could you believe I am related to the blue lobster?
Stranger: Blue lobster huh....
Stranger: i have a question
You: I'll give you the purpose of the Brotherhood of Le Crab, We stealthily stalk you in the night, creeping, creeping, and watching.
You: Thats why we're called spycrabs for short.
You: It's actually really fun.
Stranger: Can i join?
You: Yes, of course
You: Swear to defend the Bro of the Spy Crabs
You: ?
Stranger: I swear to defend the spycrabs.
You: Here's a pic of one of our star members in action, as you can see, there is quite a lot of action involved. Note the sniper rifle. http://media.photobucket.com/image/spycrab/Krunchmastaflex1/SpyCrab.jpg
You: Of course you'll have to sign a legal document fully waiving all responabilities and rights to use, in triplicate of course.
You: It's a top secret organisation, you're lucky you even got hooked up to a recruiting agent.
You: Even Anonymous looks petty in comparison with us.
Stranger: I can't sign it though. I don't have any hands.
You: Are you still there? Or have you been attacked by an enemy agent already?
Stranger: Only Claws.
You: Thats ok, scratch your name.
Stranger: I will.
You: Do you, Stranger, swear to defend the Brotherhood of the spy crabs to the best of your abilities, and do swear never to betray any trade secrets or secretly patented designs?
Stranger: neck me
You: Please repeat in English, I understand its tedious to use such primitive languages, but we must. When you join the brotherhood, you may speak the language of the spy crab.
Stranger: I SAID NECK ME BITCH
You: And do you waive all rights to this conversation and therefore grant me permission to upload this text and a screenshot to facepunch.com for teh lulz?
Stranger: sure
You: Congratdgulations! You are now an official member of the Brotherhood of The Spycrab. Welcome brother.
Stranger: YES!
Stranger: Thank you.
Stranger: I'm honored to server the BRotherhood of The Spycrab.
You: I am pleasesed. Master Barack will be greatly satisfied by the newest recruit. Now I must go, I have much responsibilitities to attend to.
Stranger: Tell Master Barack, I require ten girl spycrabs to neck me.[/code]
Don't believe? Screens:
[media]http://i46.tinypic.com/2nleihf.jpg[/media]
[media]http://i46.tinypic.com/sl4bie.jpg[/media]
[media]http://i46.tinypic.com/b4gpxl.jpg[/media]
Someone has really got to make an app to route Cleverbot chatting into the Omegle thing. And vice versa, results would be hilarious.
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Stranger: Omg
You: what?
Stranger: drinking this horrible orange juice
You: ok
Stranger: tastes like apdog
You: ok
You: Mine taste like spycrab
Stranger: Wow
You: weard taste
You: OH NOES
You: IM TRANSFORMING
You: INTO A SPYCRAB
You: AAAAAHHHHHHHh
You: I AM A SPYCRAB
Stranger: OH SHIT
Stranger: POKEBALL
Stranger: POKEBALL
Stranger: Stranger caught spycrab.
You: NOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: GARRY HELP ME!
Stranger: Spycrab evolves into nigger.
You: Nigger evolves into a Angry nigger with knofe
Stranger: A knofe!?
Stranger: THATS DANGEROUS
You: ye
Stranger: I GOT THE BEST POKEMON !
Stranger: Angry nigger with knofe learned rape.
You: Angry nigger with knofe evolves into a angry Nigger Mom with 4 kids and a lawer
Stranger: angry Nigger Mom with 4 kids and a lawer evovles into Ape.
You: WOW
Stranger: That's how it works right?
You: ye
You: kind of
Stranger: Great!
You: yaya
Stranger: Well nice chatting with you
Stranger: Going to have some updog
You: bye
You: ok
You: Im going to post some shit on Fp
You: bye
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BEST GUY EVER
[editline]07:22PM[/editline]
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You: hi
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
he didnt want to talk with me :(
[editline]07:25PM[/editline]
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You: hi
Stranger: Hey
You: supp?
Stranger: Nm I'm class
You: lol
You: wanna hear a secret?
Stranger: Kk
You: i am
You: a
You: spycrab
Stranger: Awosme
You: i know
Stranger: Lol
You: exacly
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