Create the worst videogame ever! - General

An ego-shooter, where you see nothing but darkness and your enemies, who move really fucking fast and are the size of 1 pixel. If you don't get one, before it leaves the screen, you lose the game. Game is called "Amazing Anthill Adventure".

League of Legends.

"[I]You are STEVE GUNNERSON; once a deadly Spec Ops soldier, now retired. On your way home from holiday in Europe, your flight experiences a MINOR TECHNICAL FAULT and is grounded in rural France. Armed only with your wallet, can YOU find your way home? - Solve the mystery of your missing luggage, allegedly sent to Italy by mistake - Choose from a range of over FOUR shitty volkswagens at the rent-a-car stop - Communicate with the locals in the exiting shouting/mime-based minigames - Challenge yourself with hardcore difficulty, and struggle home while suffering from airline food-induced diarrhea - fend off the innumerable hobos as you navigate Calais towards the port, and freedom.[/I]"

"You guys, you know Pac Man?" "Yeah?" "Our system's selling like hotcakes and we need you guys to port it." "On i-" "I'll need that cartridge on my desk in a few weeks. Good luck." Alternatively: "You guys know that ET movie?"

You play as an Imp in FF6, you go to a battle and die, then you go to another one, and another one, until you run out of imps (100,000 of em) then the game bricks your console forever. (Coming Soon To Xbox360!)

007: GoldPaper Finally, a realistic game based on the life of a real spy. Fill in paperwork! Discuss mundane things with the Prime Minister! Get fired for having a picture taken of you be visible as 'Public' on your Facebook! More paperwork! Get your mission! It's spying on a Mexican drug cartel! After integrating yourself, you ask them about their evil plan! Turns out they don't have an evil plan, they just want money! You try to delay them by telling them to do a long monologue about their world view! They dismember you and deliver cocaine inside your emptied-out skull! Your next of kin never discover what happen to you! The end.

I couldn't forget [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/wHgh57r.png[/IMG]

dota 2 with cod advertising

[QUOTE=Solomon;40594158]Depression simulator You sit in a bed, cry, and drink excessive amounts of alcohol in a darkened room, and you have to press a button every few seconds to take another drink. The game ends when you die of alcohol poisoning.[/QUOTE] There actually is a depression simulator although it's nothing like that. [url]http://www.depressionquest.com/[/url]

[QUOTE=Jack Dynamite;40597171]There actually is a depression simulator although it's nothing like that. [url]http://www.depressionquest.com/[/url][/QUOTE] I just played that and i recovered quick :D also im wondering do you commit suicide there too?

[QUOTE=PandaC;40596618]I couldn't forget [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/wHgh57r.png[/IMG][/QUOTE] I have that. It's amazing,you can make the rival's customers puke. OT: a game where you are a student in a class,listening to a lecture. In realtime. Play through a whole year once and you get New Game+,where you can doodle while listening to lectures and get yelled at.

Warhammer 40k game where you play as an Imperial Guardsman who is immediately executed by a commissar at the beginning of a battle. The credits roll and the game ends.

[QUOTE=Mr Shadyface;40596025]"[I]You are STEVE GUNNERSON; once a deadly Spec Ops soldier, now retired. On your way home from holiday in Europe, your flight experiences a MINOR TECHNICAL FAULT and is grounded in rural France. Armed only with your wallet, can YOU find your way home? - Solve the mystery of your missing luggage, allegedly sent to Italy by mistake - Choose from a range of over FOUR shitty volkswagens at the rent-a-car stop - Communicate with the locals in the exiting shouting/mime-based minigames - Challenge yourself with hardcore difficulty, and struggle home while suffering from airline food-induced diarrhea - fend off the innumerable hobos as you navigate Calais towards the port, and freedom.[/I]"[/QUOTE] I would play this.

Cocaine Hero: You're walking through a magical forest, chasing the woman of your dreams while snorting cocaine. But you never catch her.

[QUOTE=Reds;40592039]That's called a Let's Play.[/QUOTE] A simulator where you watch someone else watch a Let's Play.

[QUOTE=Ian;40589469]it's world war 2, and you're a jewish captive in Auschwitz. watch your loved ones get beaten and murdered before you, while doing quick time event labor! not to mention the multi-npc escort quests that involve tapping the a button repeatedly to run through snow, and if you even slow down a bit, you get shot and have to restart the game![/QUOTE][url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Day_the_Clown_Cried]The Day The Clown Cried: The Game[/url] Most depressing escort missions in the history of man.