New Member To Facepunch - RIP - General

Hey Juice just remember anime is terrible and will corrupt your soul.

[QUOTE=JuiceJuicy;52897934]What's OIFY[/QUOTE] a ghost town

[QUOTE=JuiceJuicy;52898056]What is hivemind?[/QUOTE] When enough people in a decently populated area / forum start doing things similarly to each other to the point of synchronization, Echo chambers that only say what said collective agree on and anything else is taboo or wrong, etc. Probably the best tip: If you're questioning whether or not something is ok, send a message to a mod first. It should most likely correct your decision and stop you from being banned. Although depending on how buddy-buddy you get with a mod they might just temporarily ban you for shits and giggles.

[QUOTE=Nookyava;52898089]Hey Juice just remember anime is terrible and will corrupt your soul.[/QUOTE] excuse ME

welcome to a very confusing albeit welcoming community

Welcome. The users here call me Big Vape Daddy and I've got all the[sp]Bayonetta porn[/sp]your heart desires. But I can't post it here due to anime ban, so hmu some time. Have fun! You'll like it here.

[QUOTE=Headhumpy;52898117]excuse ME[/QUOTE] What'chu gonna do about it!?

[QUOTE=Nookyava;52898128]What'chu gonna do about it!?[/QUOTE] point at your avatar for one

[QUOTE=Headhumpy;52898133]point at your avatar for one[/QUOTE] Yes it is a very loving avatar that has nothing to do with anime. Definitely nothing at all. :worried:

[QUOTE=Nookyava;52898139]Yes it is a very loving avatar that has nothing to do with anime. Definitely nothing at all. :worried:[/QUOTE] You sweating there? Starting to look about as moist as the bottom of that staff in your avatar...

Oify is the best subforum I dunno what you guys are talking about

we may have overloaded him, pull back pull back

[QUOTE=Headhumpy;52898088]not to mention a massive fucking weeb source: me[/QUOTE] no that's just you. I've been here 10 years and avoided the soul-sucking abyss that is anime

[QUOTE=Ninja Gnome;52898196]we may have overloaded him, pull back pull back[/QUOTE] Juice are you here buddy? You okay? Blink twice if you can hear me.

Profile says he's in Ameriblah It's only 8:30pm East Coast, 5:30 West. Could be having supper?

You've reached the New Member Bar and Grill. You post 'em, we roast 'em.

I'm not dead. I just had to take a wicked shit, and then do life stuff.

They're such a pure and innocent cinnamon roll! I just want to pinch them by their cheeks! :cat:

[QUOTE=JuiceJuicy;52898270]I'm not dead. I just had to take a wicked shit, and then do life stuff.[/QUOTE] Did you wash your hands when you were done?

[QUOTE=Quark:;52898283]Did you wash your hands when you were done?[/QUOTE] yehss dahddee.

do you think hand sanitizer is an acceptable substitute for hand washing? be HONEST

meat

[QUOTE=JuiceJuicy;52898285]yehss dahddee.[/QUOTE] calling your fellow posters "daddy" is the first sign of infection by the gay, Facepunch is already getting to you.

Oh god. You guys are going to destroy this innocent soul. :dogwow:

Just out of curiosity do you happen to have a young hot wife, and know people in the gaming industry?

[QUOTE=shrinkme;52898308]Just out of curiosity do you happen to have a young hot wife, and know people in the gaming industry?[/QUOTE] If my wife were young and hot she'd probably be cheating on me. So no wife, no GF either, can't stand the damn competition. I mean, I've been thinking about it, but the previously mentioned bit is a fear, because then I lose, or could lose lots. Should I let it stop me, though?? @AtomicSans nnnNNNNNOOOO

You should really get to know the guy named "Postal". Real stand up guy 10/10 best mod; just mention that you're a gift for all the great moderating he's been doing.

Now you just need an avatar to finish the Facepunch initiation.

You are a certified[I] Space Trucker™.[/I] Your job is to haul freight from one end of the galaxy to the other in an indestructible space ship using a warp drive to make your way from destination to destination. One day, you get the coordinates of your destination wrong and wind up inside the accretion disk of Sagittarius A, the supermassive black hole in the center of our galaxy, falling uncontrollably towards the event horizon. You attempt to warp away, but the immense gravity and electromagnetic field prevent your electronics from working. Somberly accepting your fate, you look on as the black hole gets larger and larger, warping spacetime in such a way that it the event horizon appears to extend behind you, with all of the space behind you now appearing inside of a small circle as if you were looking through the wrong end of a pair of binoculars. The moment you cross the event horizon, this hole behind you disappears and you find yourself alone in a black void. There's no escaping now, because space time has warped in such a way that all directions, including the one you just came from, point to the singularity. And so you fall, forever and ever, spacetime warping more and more as you descend into inescapable nothingness. What did you have for breakfast that morning?

Our newest member needs a rad avatar to put a face to that name, something sweet, thoughtful and evocative of his juice aspects. I've got it! [IMG]https://i5.walmartimages.com/asr/376f25d5-e4c6-4710-b8bc-31b1c6a5e126_1.02fbc4ebf24d21f4f192d8e52d879c17.jpeg?odnHeight=450&odnWidth=450&odnBg=FFFFFF[/IMG]