New Member To Facepunch - RIP - General

[QUOTE=evlbzltyr;52901707]how did i only just see this thread hello mate! hope you have a nice time[/QUOTE] I will. Thanks!

i actually learned how to jerk off from facepunch srsly, i had no idea what jerking off was until facepunch dont repeat my mistake

[QUOTE=Garry #2;52901964]i actually learned how to jerk off from facepunch srsly, i had no idea what jerking off was until facepunch dont repeat my mistake[/QUOTE] :s:

[QUOTE=Garry #2;52901964]i actually learned how to jerk off from facepunch srsly, i had no idea what jerking off was until facepunch dont repeat my mistake[/QUOTE] This is the first place I've seen it called fapping.

Please don't be Verideth. Please don't be Verideth. [sp]assuming you're not, welcome. everyone here is an asshole.[/sp]

Well welcome to Faspunch, aka Garry's soul-holding that he feeds off of.

Welcome. Read the rules as if they are your bible. [editline]18th November 2017[/editline] A bible that's incomplete.

[QUOTE=Lumaio;52902591]Please don't be Verideth. Please don't be Verideth. [sp]assuming you're not, welcome. everyone here is an asshole.[/sp][/QUOTE] I don't even know who the hell Verideth even is... [sp]...can you update me?[/sp]

Our boy is already using spoiler tags. I think I feel a tear, I'm so proud!

uhhhhh......Hi.

[QUOTE=JuiceJuicy;52901434] as being the first decent person with a decent introduction thread. I can't tell what the fuck anymore, and I only just joined... ._.[/QUOTE] Generally introduction threads just get deleted and the OP banned for being useless / shit threads. Yours was cute in a rather...naive way (sorry) so was left :)

[QUOTE=gtanoofa;52904081]And the OP got banned in a single day after joining. :v:[/QUOTE] It's ok, they can recover from that

[QUOTE=gtanoofa;52904104]That's true, unless they freak out in the RC like a lot of other permabanned users.[/QUOTE] [url]https://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1586307[/url] I think they'll be fine

already banned... what a DISAPPOINTMENT

[QUOTE=AK'z;52904238]already banned... what a DISAPPOINTMENT[/QUOTE] fitting in perfectly by my metrics

His Hazing is complete, and he is now [I]one of us[/I]

Now I'm curious to know what avatar he has.

[QUOTE=AK'z;52904238]already banned... what a DISAPPOINTMENT[/QUOTE] We’ve now broken him, it’s time to rebuild him!

Honestly if you don't have a ban history I don't trust you

[QUOTE=The Rifleman;52904438]Honestly if you don't have a ban history I don't trust you[/QUOTE] :worried:

[QUOTE=BlindSniper17;52904334]His Hazing is complete, and he is now [I]one of us[/I][/QUOTE] If he's one of us for getting banned then at this point i'm worth at least 20 facepunchers.

I didn't know people still played Gmod.

UNBAN HIM

[QUOTE=ChronoBlade;52904573]UNBAN HIM[/QUOTE] I agree with this man please unban Juicy....

[QUOTE=ChronoBlade;52904573]UNBAN HIM[/QUOTE] Spare the rod, spoil the child.

Pour out a Juicy Juice box for our boy JuiceJuicy, he was too wholesome to get a ban in his first week.

This is the saddest moment of facepunch history, right after the summer moth invasion threads ended.

Meet me in oify little boy

who said you were allowed to escape oify?

Guys I'm back. I got banned because I cared about ratings (yes, true on my end, but it was mainly confusion at people's choice of ratings.) [sp]you can find my retardedness on a thread called "Do people still hate on 3kliksphillip here?"[/sp] [sp]also because this forum has a different gig when it comes to ratings. On other forums I used to go to, if you bad-voted somebody non-stop without reason it'd get you banned (or warned, since other forums use warnings alongside bans)[/sp] But let's not get too far into that topic again, because I don't want to get banned, and neither do you ( but I think all of us have been banned here before, though...) [sp](also I'm not even remotely sure if I'm allowed to discuss my bans...)[/sp]