• Gift Giving Thread v68: Garrus Appreciation Time
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[QUOTE=The Mighty Boatman;24737715]castrate yourself[/QUOTE] done
[url]http://steamcommunity.com/id/Boatpower/wishlist[/url] it's my birthday in 23 minutes. [editline]10:37PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Jobby;24737754]done[/QUOTE] did it help?
[QUOTE=The Mighty Boatman;24737756]did it help?[/QUOTE] dunno but I really enjoyed it
[QUOTE=Jobby;24737781]dunno but I really enjoyed it[/QUOTE] are you sure you know the difference between "masturbation" and "castration"?
[QUOTE=The Mighty Boatman;24737794]are you sure you know the difference between "masturbation" and "castration"?[/QUOTE] yes and I stand by what I said
[QUOTE=Jobby;24737819]yes and I stand by what I said[/QUOTE] oh. because "masturbating" is rubbing your dick and "castrating" is slicing your nads off.
Is castrating yourself really that fun?
[QUOTE=The Mighty Boatman;24737834]oh. because "masturbating" is rubbing your dick and "castrating" is slicing your nads off.[/QUOTE] I KNOW and i fucking loved it
[QUOTE=Pruneyman;24737865]Is castrating yourself really that fun?[/QUOTE] yes. join the cool club
I love you guys, all of you. [editline]11:44PM[/editline] Inb4: We don't love you.
[QUOTE=mobrockers;24737888]I love you guys, all of you. [editline]11:44PM[/editline] Inb4: We don't love you.[/QUOTE] Let me take you down, 'cause I'm going to Strawberry Fields. Nothing is real and nothing to get hung about. Strawberry Fields forever. Living is easy with eyes closed, misunderstanding all you see. It's getting hard to be someone but it all works out. It doesn't matter much to me. Let me take you down, 'cause I'm going to Strawberry Fields. Nothing is real and nothing to get hung about. Strawberry Fields forever. Always know sometimes think it's me, but you know I know and it's a dream. I think I know of thee, ah yes, but it's all wrong. That is I think I disagree. Let me take you down, 'cause I'm going to Strawberry Fields. Nothing is real and nothing to get hung about. Strawberry Fields forever. Strawberry Fields forever. Strawberry Fields forever.
I might castrate myself later if I have any spare time.
do you know any Bob Dylan
[QUOTE=Jobby;24737957]do you know any Bob Dylan[/QUOTE] david bowie [editline]10:48PM[/editline] Oh, where have you been, my blue-eyed son? Oh, where have you been, my darling young one? I’ve stumbled on the side of twelve misty mountains I’ve walked and I’ve crawled on six crooked highways I’ve stepped in the middle of seven sad forests I’ve been out in front of a dozen dead oceans I’ve been ten thousand miles in the mouth of a graveyard And it’s a hard, and it’s a hard, it’s a hard, and it’s a hard And it’s a hard rain’s a-gonna fall Oh, what did you see, my blue-eyed son? Oh, what did you see, my darling young one? I saw a newborn baby with wild wolves all around it I saw a highway of diamonds with nobody on it I saw a black branch with blood that kept drippin’ I saw a room full of men with their hammers a-bleedin’ I saw a white ladder all covered with water I saw ten thousand talkers whose tongues were all broken I saw guns and sharp swords in the hands of young children And it’s a hard, and it’s a hard, it’s a hard, it’s a hard And it’s a hard rain’s a-gonna fall And what did you hear, my blue-eyed son? And what did you hear, my darling young one? I heard the sound of a thunder, it roared out a warnin’ Heard the roar of a wave that could drown the whole world Heard one hundred drummers whose hands were a-blazin’ Heard ten thousand whisperin’ and nobody listenin’ Heard one person starve, I heard many people laughin’ Heard the song of a poet who died in the gutter Heard the sound of a clown who cried in the alley And it’s a hard, and it’s a hard, it’s a hard, it’s a hard And it’s a hard rain’s a-gonna fall Oh, who did you meet, my blue-eyed son? Who did you meet, my darling young one? I met a young child beside a dead pony I met a white man who walked a black dog I met a young woman whose body was burning I met a young girl, she gave me a rainbow I met one man who was wounded in love I met another man who was wounded with hatred And it’s a hard, it’s a hard, it’s a hard, it’s a hard It’s a hard rain’s a-gonna fall Oh, what’ll you do now, my blue-eyed son? Oh, what’ll you do now, my darling young one? I’m a-goin’ back out ’fore the rain starts a-fallin’ I’ll walk to the depths of the deepest black forest Where the people are many and their hands are all empty Where the pellets of poison are flooding their waters Where the home in the valley meets the damp dirty prison Where the executioner’s face is always well hidden Where hunger is ugly, where souls are forgotten Where black is the color, where none is the number And I’ll tell it and think it and speak it and breathe it And reflect it from the mountain so all souls can see it Then I’ll stand on the ocean until I start sinkin’ But I’ll know my song well before I start singin’ And it’s a hard, it’s a hard, it’s a hard, it’s a hard It’s a hard rain’s a-gonna fall [editline]10:48PM[/editline] holy shit that is a long song
Yo homeslice. Back from my adventure...
[QUOTE=Loli;24738033]Yo homeslice. Back from my adventure...[/QUOTE] i have had way cooler adventures than you.
:golfclap:
Human Jukebox.
[QUOTE=Pruneyman;24738099]Human Jukebox.[/QUOTE] My child arrived just the other day He came to the world in the usual way But there were planes to catch and bills to pay He learned to walk while I was away And he was talkin' 'fore I knew it, and as he grew He'd say "I'm gonna be like you dad You know I'm gonna be like you" And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon Little boy blue and the man on the moon When you comin' home dad? I don't know when, but we'll get together then son You know we'll have a good time then My son turned ten just the other day He said, "Thanks for the ball, Dad, come on let's play Can you teach me to throw", I said "Not today I got a lot to do", he said, "That's ok" And he walked away but his smile never dimmed And said, "I'm gonna be like him, yeah You know I'm gonna be like him" And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon Little boy blue and the man on the moon When you comin' home son? I don't know when, but we'll get together then son You know we'll have a good time then Well, he came home from college just the other day So much like a man I just had to say "Son, I'm proud of you, can you sit for a while?" He shook his head and said with a smile "What I'd really like, Dad, is to borrow the car keys See you later, can I have them please?" And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon Little boy blue and the man on the moon When you comin' home son? I don't know when, but we'll get together then son You know we'll have a good time then I've long since retired, my son's moved away I called him up just the other day I said, "I'd like to see you if you don't mind" He said, "I'd love to, Dad, if I can find the time You see my new job's a hassle and kids have the flu But it's sure nice talking to you, Dad It's been sure nice talking to you" And as I hung up the phone it occurred to me He'd grown up just like me My boy was just like me And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon Little boy blue and the man on the moon When you comin' home son? I don't know when, but we'll get together then son You know we'll have a good time then [editline]10:54PM[/editline] holy fucking shit what
music is the greatest gift you can give
He's on autoplay! Where's the power button?!?!
[QUOTE=Pruneyman;24738116]He's on autoplay! Where's the power button?!?![/QUOTE] Just sit back and enjoooOOOooy
david bowie or cher.
My music isn't. It's all gay homo shit. [editline]10:55PM[/editline] Include a Youtube url so we can listen and sing along at the same time.
[QUOTE=Pruneyman;24738139]My music isn't. It's all gay homo shit.[/QUOTE] fuck your music. go suck a moose knuckle you walrus fucking tongue inhaler. [editline]10:56PM[/editline] JK [editline]10:56PM[/editline] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zH46SmVv8SU[/media] only good version of the song. My child arrived just the other day He came to the world in the usual way But there were planes to catch and bills to pay He learned to walk while I was away And he was talkin' 'fore I knew it, and as he grew He'd say "I'm gonna be like you dad You know I'm gonna be like you" And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon Little boy blue and the man on the moon When you comin' home dad? I don't know when, but we'll get together then son You know we'll have a good time then My son turned ten just the other day He said, "Thanks for the ball, Dad, come on let's play Can you teach me to throw", I said "Not today I got a lot to do", he said, "That's ok" And he walked away but his smile never dimmed And said, "I'm gonna be like him, yeah You know I'm gonna be like him" And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon Little boy blue and the man on the moon When you comin' home son? I don't know when, but we'll get together then son You know we'll have a good time then Well, he came home from college just the other day So much like a man I just had to say "Son, I'm proud of you, can you sit for a while?" He shook his head and said with a smile "What I'd really like, Dad, is to borrow the car keys See you later, can I have them please?" And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon Little boy blue and the man on the moon When you comin' home son? I don't know when, but we'll get together then son You know we'll have a good time then I've long since retired, my son's moved away I called him up just the other day I said, "I'd like to see you if you don't mind" He said, "I'd love to, Dad, if I can find the time You see my new job's a hassle and kids have the flu But it's sure nice talking to you, Dad It's been sure nice talking to you" And as I hung up the phone it occurred to me He'd grown up just like me My boy was just like me And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon Little boy blue and the man on the moon When you comin' home son? I don't know when, but we'll get together then son You know we'll have a good time then
Let's do it.
Do you know, "Let's dance"?
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4IXpebAlUo[/media] I told you about strawberry fields, You know the place where nothing is real Well here's another place you can go Where everthing flows. Looking through the bent backed tulips To see how the other half lives Looking through a glass onion. I told you about the walrus and me-man You know that we're as close as can be-man. Well here's another clue for you all, The walrus was Paul. Standing on the cast iron shore-yeah, Lady Madonna trying to make ends meet-yeah. Looking through a glass onion. Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah. Looking through a glass onion. I told you about the fool on the hill, I tell you man he living there still. Well here's another place you can be, Listen to me. Fixing a hole in the ocean Trying to make a dove-tail joint-yeah Looking through a glass onion [editline]10:59PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Baggerbean;24738200]Do you know, "Let's dance"?[/QUOTE] Let's dance put on your red shoes and dance the blues Let's dance to the song they're playin' on the radio Let's sway while color lights up your face Let's sway sway through the crowd to an empty space If you say run, I'll run with you If you say hide, we'll hide Because my love for you Would break my heart in two If you should fall Into my arms And tremble like a flower Let's dance for fear your grace should fall Let's dance for fear tonight is all Let's sway you could look into my eyes Let's sway under the moonlight, this serious moonlight If you say run, I'll run with you If you say hide, we'll hide Because my love for you Would break my heart in two If you should fall Into my arms And tremble like a flower Let's dance put on your red shoes and dance the blues Let's dance to the song they're playin' on the radio Let's sway you could look into my eyes Let's sway under the moonlight, this serious moonlight [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4d7Wp9kKjA[/media] [editline]11:00PM[/editline] [url]http://steamcommunity.com/id/Boatpower/wishlist[/url] seriously, i kind of think i deserve itttt.
What's with the Bowie love?
I deserve something too for sitting here and being a good boy. :3: [url]http://www.myspace.com/412043731[/url]
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