A movie where every possible way of apocalypse happening at the same time. And aliens.
Some guy sitting on his computer all day, eating corn chips.
Star Wars porn movie.
People stuck on a plane with Iguanas.
I got this movie idea for you.
[QUOTE=Simple_Fiddles;15274263]Death Bed: The Bed That Eats [People]. Oh wait ...
[url]http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0385639/[/url][/QUOTE]
[quote]Released on video in the UK on the obscure Portland Films label circa 1982, George Barry's mysterious, enigmatic 'Death Bed' is one of the most perverse, obtuse and difficult to rationalize features I've ever seen. Is it somebody's attempt at art? Is it cheesy exploitation? Is it a bad trip? Is it some kind of celluloid mutation that was never intended to be? It's all these things and more. It's nigh on impossible to describe this film in a linear manner, but if you can imagine a silent melodrama from the early 20th century gene-spliced with over-ripe seventies teen horror (with dashes of extreme surrealism, grand guignol, bargain-basement Dario Argento, Monty Python, EC comics and just about anything else that takes your fancy added to taste) and brought to the boil under the loose command of some rank amateurs who obviously thought the film could - and would - make itself, then...no, sorry, you're still not even close. If this film didn't exist, you'd have to invent it. Hopefully at three in the morning whilst extremely drunk and coming down off a very bad trip. After six solid days without sleep.
None of this means it's any good. Quite the opposite - it's a chore to sit through, and the (mercifully brief) plotless duration gives the film an interminable quality that adds to the sense of escalating weirdness. But if you are tempted to watch it, take comfort in the knowledge that you are about to see something that literally defies belief. If some films come "out of left field", then Death Bed came out of an undiscovered galaxy, landed in the middle of the Mojave desert, went insane in the extreme temperatures and hobbled into town with a dodo and a couple of stegosauruses in tow.[/quote]
Best. Review. Ever.
A movie based off of my life story.
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My avatar has my reaction if there was to be a movie made about me
Facepunch, the movie
[QUOTE=Eric Blank;15274321]A movie about making a movie.[/QUOTE]
Tropic Thunder, there, technically.
This movies already been made.
It's called 100 Million BC.
[QUOTE=yellowoboe;15274436]This movies already been made.
It's called 100 Million BC.[/QUOTE]
the FP movie?
[QUOTE=skullhuntre;15274456]the FP movie?[/QUOTE]
tl;dr.
Don't tend to on these subjects.
A camera showing a naked guy zoom in for 1 hour, Then zoom back out for another 1 hour.
4chan, THE MOVIE.
[QUOTE=3com111;15274713]4chan, THE MOVIE.[/QUOTE]
That wins, end of thread
[QUOTE=skullhuntre;15274799]That wins, end of thread[/QUOTE]
Facepunch & 4Chan: The Movie.
:haw:
[QUOTE=Hakita;15274891]Facepunch & 4Chan: The Movie.
:haw:[/QUOTE]
Facepunch VS 4chan: the trilogy
[QUOTE=skullhuntre;15274900]Facepunch VS 4chan: the [b]saga[/b][/QUOTE]
:aaaaa:
[QUOTE=Hakita;15275123]:aaaaa:[/QUOTE]
Youtube versus Youporn
ok soo you have this really old ass couple, like i'm talkin almost dead, and the bitch has alzheimer's so the dude tells her stories of when they were all young and shit and she remembers for a while and they fuck and then she forgets and totally flips shit on this dude
long story short they die in a bed at the same time
have a movie with little monsters that children collect and they convince the kids to bomb pearl harbor.
actually that movie would rock.
Fallout: The Anime Trilogy
A movie about a vampire and a normal person who love each other... wait. That's no longer an idea, that's an actual movie!
A full length film on how 50 cent grew up...
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A documentary on gay sex aimed squarely at the elderly.
The alphabet II.
B.
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