What did the above user actually said?

[znk666]

I hate faggots.

I like cats.

[Cookie53]

Actually i hate cats, i keep kicking them when ever the chance.

Facepunch is a wounderful site.

[AccordYeen]

facepunch has an entertaining community.

I have seen some things I regret having seen.

[E X C L]

I have seen some things I regret having seen.

ooogliewoogie

[Kirbyfactor]

"beep boop I am robot"

the caek is a lie!!! xD

[Dynex223]

I like to jump on the band wagon to feel like I participated in something

I like to drive

[Peachy]

I like to sit on my ass and let a machine work instead of me to go places

I like programming

[Neat!]

I dislike vaginas.

My hands don't work right.

[znk666]

I have no hands.

I approve of neo-nazism

[Neat!]

He agrees with Neat!

I am not a Nazzy

[D_M_]

I'm secretly a Nazzy.

I like motorcycles.

[Dynex223]

I like to ninja people

Why did the chicken cross the road?

[BaconExcavation]

That chicken just stole my wallet.

That tree's foliage is auburn.

[MountainWatcher]

I can't stand looking at my body so I look up as much as possible.

Jazz is a good music style.

[Dynex223]

Jazz is a fucking good music style. Plain and simple.

The below statement is true
The above statement is false

[ZeroTimesCookie]

[QUOTE=Dynex223;34322738]The below statement is true[/QUOTE]

I am gay.

Everyone hates me.

[Nach0s!]

I am different.

And then how.

[ZeroTimesCookie]

[QUOTE=Nach0s!;34324452]I am different.

And then how.[/QUOTE]

I think you did it wrong, "I am gay" was the reply to what Dynex said.

(ignore me)

[Neat!]

Everyone hates you.

Turns out I'm 20% gay.

[E X C L]

Turns out I'm 20% gay.

Turns out I'm 20% gay.

[ThePinkPanzer]

I am eighty percent straight.

Batman will notice me...

[BanBox]

I dress up as batman and hope I will eventually get some pussy.

I am Batman.

[MountainWatcher]

My parents are dead.

I'm eating some bread.

[addradock]

I'm eating out bread...

I'm Rick perry

[ThePinkPanzer]

I am Americas last hope for good family values.

Batman is just joking when he threatened to kill me if I do not leave him alone.

[umm wtf]

I hope batman is joking, because I wont leave him alone.

This chair is uncomfortable.

[SaintBonkers]

I just shat myself and im squishing it.

You look sexy.

[MountainWatcher]

I'm going to rape you.

I find WWII really interesting.

[ThePinkPanzer]

I find WWI uninteresting.

That guy in the Batman suit who broke my knee was probably a fake.

[cat ass]

I hate arrow to the knee jokes

Akira was a shitty movie