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Akira was ok Merry Christmas

I laugh at jews. My Little Pony has a widespread audience, and I do not approve.

I'm a closet brony I like to pork men

I'm a serial killer My health depends on pills.

I'm addicted to every know drug. I fucking hate Bees.

i fucking hate myself i'm ugly

I'm superficial as FUCK! I like British accents

I jerk it to Austin Powers Vampires aren't real

I fap to Twilight Skrillex sucks

It does I like helping people for the sole purpose of making them happy

I am emotionally crippled and depend on others' opinion of me. I am a smartass.

He's mentally intellectual and physically fit Electricity moves faster than the blink of an eye

i get electrocuted whenever i blink i liked reading this thread

This thread is the fuckin' shit Boldly going where no thread has gone before.

I like it in the butt. I have a cold.

He is Santa Claus. I forgot to zip on my pants after pissing.

I'm proud of my cock. I'm proud of my cock.

you are happy with the little you have watermelons are watery

I'm a huge faggot KlaseR is a huge faggot

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I'm proud of my country.

He betrayed his country. I lik beans

I'm a dirty mexican I have lost control of my life

I don't know what determinism is. Quantum Mechanics can go suck my dick.

I don't understand Quantum Mechanics, but like using big words. I am a grammar nazi.

I am a senile creature who doesn't belong on this planet anymore Your face is pretty

I don't know how to use media tags I have a friend who is a brony.

[QUOTE=MountainWatcher;34345031]I don't know how to use media tags I have a friend who is a brony.[/QUOTE] My friends suck I play the mandolin in my spare time.

I am an elf. I'm pissed because I can't buy a gun right now.